Operator: Hello! This is Spiral Kinetochore's hotline. May I help you, Ma'am/Sir?

Ma'am/Sir: *mumbling*

Operator: Uhuh?... Yes, you're exactly right. Anything goes, yes. Whatever you want to talk about.

Ma'am/Sir: *mumbling*

Operator: Well, it's like this. As we all know, the four communication skills are namely, speaking, listening, reading, and writing. And we've noticed that so much attention has been given to the last two, that articulation is seldom being taken care of. And--

Ma'am/Sir: *mumbling* - a bit louder

Operator: Umm... No, no! We aren't fooling around here. All we need is your cooperation, that's all--

Ma'am/Sir: *mumbling* - softening

Operator: You did?

Ma'am/Sir: *mumbling* - intensity back to normal

Operator: Then, that's very nice to hear.

*ringing*

Ma'am/Sir: *mumbling*

Operator: Err, Ma'am/Sir? I'm sorry for the interuption but we have to cut off this pep talk. A dozen other calls are trying to reach this hotline and--

Ma'am/Sir: *mumbling*

Operator: But don't worry, Ma'am/Sir, you can just post your extended voice message in K'neto's Hotline Forum.

Ma'am/Sir: *mumbling*

Operator: Okay. Have a nice day and thank you!

Ma'am/Sir: *mumb*--

*and the ringing goes on*

         The operator tries to calm down, and answers the next call. He doesn't want to reveal his real identity, but everyone recognizes his voice. Spiral Kinetochore's.

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Operator's Logbook :

Keep all posts under 13+.

Subject posts available are listed below, and are strictly recommended, to organize your calls.
QUESTION: -yourquestion- (anything under the sun... anyone can answer -- not only the operator)
MESSAGE: -yourmessage- (prank callers are not tolerated)
COMMENT: -yourcomment- (about the site, the hotline, the operator's portfolio, someone else's, etc.)
PLUG: -titleofyouritem/plugmessage- (any item with intro rating under 13+)

         UPDATE (as of May 29, 2006)!!! In celebration of K'neto's Hotline's 1st Year Anniversary, I am giving away five(5) 3-item in-depth review packages for lucky callers every week from May 29, 2006 until June 29, 2006! If the week gets only less than 5 callers, only 2 authors will be awarded.

         UPDATE (as of March 16, 2006)!!! I've emptied this little piggy of mine, 'coz any minute now, my upgrade's gonna run out and I might not have the chance to shake out the few pence inside... Honestly, though, I've been given two more weeks by Writing.Com Support to organize my items for a future 5-item port. If anyone of you is willing to help me out, pm me please. Thanks for the consideration! I hope I don't sound desperate enough! Thank you to "Invalid Item"  and "RAOK Upgrade Brigade Group"  for helping me out in my darkest hours! My extra special thanks to mindwing , Meg: Writes Daily in 2006 , Tracy Lord , kireimusume, karjia96, Vivian Zabel - author , and Becky Simpson !

Donations or any other form of support for the hotline are accepted either directly here or in "Invalid Item" .

If after 3 rings, the operator doesn't answer, try again. Check the numbers: 5-6-3-8-6 or simply k-n-e-t-o.

The operator deserves the right to ignore your call or to delete your voice message if any of these guidelines are not followed (yeah, I know this is a hotline).

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