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2.   Why did the cow jump over the moon? (R)

     

3.   What do you do with a drunken sailor? (R)

     

4.   How did the blind mice know the farmer's wife was after them (R)

     

5.   What was goldilocks doing wandering about the woods on her own?
(R)

     

6.   Your cat has just eaten the neighbour's bird, feathers lie at your feet, how do you defend your beloved cat from these charges? (R)

     

7.   Did any one go and get the water Jack and Jill were to clumsy to fetch? (R)

     

8.   Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? (R)

     

9.   Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is? (R)

     

10.   Why are places we drive called parkways and places we park called driveways? ( back by popular demand!) (R)

     

11.   If you could ask a silly question in this survey what would it be?

     

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