: luciano
: 09-23-05 @ 7:31am
: The peach falls off the tree... and the ground welcomes it with glee! The simpleton picks it up, wipes it on his dirty shirt and promptly takes a bite out of it... The tree bends forward and asks "where's my hug, you ingrate?".

: luciano
: 03-02-06 @ 1:28pm
: The simpleton asks: "what's this racket? Do I owe you an arm or a leg for one single peach? Sheesh!" The tree gets mad and starts lashing out with all of its branches!

: luciano
: 03-02-06 @ 1:29pm
: The simpleton is knocked down - but he is too dumb to stay down and gets up again... and again... and again! All manners of forest creatures, fierce and kind, gather up around - and the chant becomes a roar: "Fight! Fight! Fight!"

: River
: 02-09-09 @ 10:13pm
: The simpleton looks around very confused, and the tree with a glee comes crashing down still really wanting the simple fee

: Steve Ellen
: 02-10-09 @ 10:24am
: A kindly squirrel offers a suggestion: "Go for his nuts!" but neither the tree nor the simpleton know who he means since they both have nuts.

: Steve Ellen
: 02-10-09 @ 10:26am
: "Pay no attention to the squirrel," says a beaver. "Nuts are his obsession. If you want to win then build a dam!"

: Steve Ellen
: 02-10-09 @ 10:27am
: A rabbit speaks up: "The beaver's dam advice is no dam good! Run like hell!"

: luciano
: 04-08-12 @ 10:54pm
: The simpleton thinks of turning tail then; he turns, as if to make his clean getaway, but he stops dead in his tracks when he sees a moose stand in his way!

: Steve Ellen
: 04-09-12 @ 5:16am
: It's one of those Mexican moose stands that sell moose burritos, three for a dollar, and the simpleton realizes he is hungry... but broke!

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