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    Hi there! Writing.com needed a hot tub, and heeeere it is... a place for adults to kick back and shake your sexy butt crack. ( Run along, children... this ain't the Kiddie Pool! ) Pets are allowed, except fainting goats and trunk monkeys... C'mon in, the water's fine! Soak 'em if ya got 'em! |
[08-12-07 @ 10:33am] Hey, GothPrincess, can you get you bikini untangled, I'm trying to stay afloat..... *peeks around GothPrincess* Are you gonna hurt me anymore Fire? [08-12-07 @ 2:46pm] *looks further around Gothie, head nearly brushing hers* I'm a little scared.... Fire is EVIL! [08-13-07 @ 1:18am] *puckers up face, gives him the 3rd eye...* Who you callin' evil, [08-13-07 @ 1:28am] *sips her Kahlua & heavy cream on the rocks* Did you guys hear that The Paris Hilton Memorial Library burned to the ground? They lost the entire inventory...
both copies of Dumber Than a Box of Rocks & Too Rich to Care were destroyed! [08-13-07 @ 2:27am] [08-13-07 @ 12:54pm] please gothie? *shakes a little, holding on to gothie* i'm scared of moving.... fire, my name's mark... [08-13-07 @ 6:48pm] But if I make any sudden moves, it might startle Fire... [08-13-07 @ 8:45pm] well... if you turn around gothie, you can get your bikini, just turn slow... i'll watch out for fire... [08-13-07 @ 10:15pm] I finally discerned that, Mark ~ it's Mark [08-13-07 @ 11:38pm] fire, my name is mark... call me dragon, i guess... hehehe.... [08-14-07 @ 1:59am] Fire, you're so cruel to him... [08-14-07 @ 7:25am] *turns around, trying to snag bikini* [08-14-07 @ 4:03pm] ... I hereby dub thee " SIR MARK'S IZ DRAGGIN" . You may now rise and 'drag on' ~ but don't wear your brass cod-piece in here ~ the sparks play hell on my pacemaker. [08-14-07 @ 4:08pm] *removes the Official Knighthood-Bestowal Crown heretofore perched atop her golden locks and secrets both it and her Official Knighting Saber back in her Unmentionables drawer* [08-14-07 @ 9:19pm] *looks cautiously at fire* hurry gothie, she's getting ready to do something!!!! [08-15-07 @ 3:32am] I'm trying, I'm trying! Whoops! *slips and falls in the hot tub with a splash* Maybe my bikini is just not meant to be back with me. [08-15-07 @ 6:57am] I hereby designate myself as barman! All of the drinks are potentially fatal, but if you can hold one down for 1 minute you get to devour a huge bowl of squid tentacles. [08-15-07 @ 7:07am] *arches one eyebrow* I think I'll just stay here in the hot tub, thanks. [08-15-07 @ 8:50am] Oops, sorry....was that yours? *pulls hand back* [08-15-07 @ 8:56am] *raps Mark's knuckles* [08-15-07 @ 12:07pm] *wraps arm around gothie's waist* careful, you nearly fell! [08-15-07 @ 3:14pm] If two vampires do the Mattress Mambo, would that make them fang-bangers? [08-15-07 @ 8:00pm] only you.... [08-16-07 @ 2:12am] *explores fangs with tongue* You were saying, Fire? [08-16-07 @ 9:18pm] *whipers in ear* gothie? you may want to keep the vamp in, my wolf is getting a little excited.... *winks meaningfully* [08-16-07 @ 10:26pm] *watches gothie tongue her little [08-16-07 @ 11:16pm] I was doing no such thing - that was a symbiant slug I was just passing to Gothie in the oral-auditory transfer required in such a steamy environment [08-16-07 @ 11:49pm] *gently tickles gothie's ear with corner of fang* gothie, i think we may have a BIG 'problem'.... may not want to go for your bikini right now... [08-17-07 @ 3:07am] Gee, Fire, I don't know what y'all are talking about. *blinks innocently* *slides tip of tongue over fangs* [08-17-07 @ 11:25am] All this fang and wolf-tonguing...I'm gonna to get AL and her pinking shears!!! [08-17-07 @ 9:29pm] *runs fang lightly along edge of gothie's ear* she's GONE! we can have some fun NOW! :D [08-18-07 @ 2:25am] Oooooooooooh. [08-18-07 @ 12:42pm] Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! That is NOT her ear! [08-18-07 @ 1:26pm] Huh! [08-19-07 @ 3:24am] Well, how would YOU know, Fire, you left! Hmph! [08-19-07 @ 12:57pm] *runs fangs lightly along gothie's neck* hehe.... you're just jealous Fire! [08-19-07 @ 1:57pm] So I came back, already! Ever try to ride a Huffy bike across an ocean??? SHEESH! [08-20-07 @ 2:35am] Oh, come on, it's possible! [08-20-07 @ 12:46pm] *nibbles on gothie's neck with edge of fangs* i DO like to tickle AND tease! hey, i rode my bike across the dead sea.... it wasn't THAT difficult!!!!! [08-20-07 @ 7:42pm] HAhahahaha!! Fire on a HUFFY!!?? I''ll have to damn near chew my tongue off over THAT particular statement! [08-20-07 @ 7:50pm] If you chew your tongue off, careful you don't swallow it or you might choke, Deelyte! [08-20-07 @ 9:03pm] nice one gothie! *nibble, nibble* tasty.... [08-21-07 @ 2:20am] 'Zactly how much are you planning to nibble, dragon? [08-21-07 @ 6:53pm] Hey! Y'all wanna slide over a bit so I can......OOooo, those water-jets tickle. [08-21-07 @ 8:01pm] Oops, sorry H, *scoots* watch out for the Penguin's flippers. Not as innocent as they seem [08-21-07 @ 10:18pm] Blue-eyed blond penguin?...gotta check.... Oh-my
"reminds self..no blond jokes" Thanks for the warning Mark [08-21-07 @ 10:45pm] your neck taste good gothie....*nibble, nibble* hmmmm..... may have to taste the rest of you...;).... [08-22-07 @ 12:00am] I think the water is too hot, I smell boiled Penguin.
WHere's Katya? I need a floatation device, I'm feeling faint [08-22-07 @ 1:30am] I'm not boiling!...yet. And I'm the perfect little innocent penguin, remember? Don't listen to him, H, he's LYING! [08-22-07 @ 8:16am] *sniffs boiled flipper* Ewwww, thanks anyway [08-22-07 @ 8:31am] *bops Mark over the head with flipper* Serves you right. [08-22-07 @ 1:40pm] Ah.... did you mean 'some parts' are a delicacy??
Okay... I'll bite... er ..teste..."grinnn" [08-22-07 @ 3:45pm] *nibble, grabbing on to gothie's flippers* i think i found a pretty good part.... *GRIN* [08-23-07 @ 2:54am] Yeeks! Don't eat me! [08-23-07 @ 1:08pm] What can I say, Iam? She's a vampy lil' 'guin. [08-23-07 @ 6:38pm] *does the breast stroke* [08-23-07 @ 8:27pm] oh, gothie, but i thought you wanted me to *eat* you! ;) [08-24-07 @ 4:19am] Maybe, but there are toothmarks in my flippers! [08-25-07 @ 8:21pm] no, those are marks fron the bottom of the hot tub! mine are more deliciously earned!;) [08-26-07 @ 2:04am] They still look suspiciously like toothmarks...*stares hard at Mark* You wouldn't know anything about these, would you? [08-26-07 @ 1:11pm] *runs fangs lightly along neck again* i think the hot tub pixies wanted a small taste.... [08-27-07 @ 3:07am] Oooh...whoops! *splashes flippers* I slipped! [08-27-07 @ 6:58pm] *grabs gothie and turns her in to my chest* careful, you might fall.... *runs fangs lightly across gothie's nose* [12-05-07 @ 4:31pm] *dons ninja swimsuit and lurks in the shadowy depths of the hot tub perparing to skewer the right wing anti-ninja supporters* [12-05-07 @ 4:35pm] *splashes away in fear* No worries, I'm a ninja, I'm a ninja! [12-22-07 @ 9:31am] Do you have room for another penguin in here? [12-22-07 @ 8:47pm] Of course, hop on in, Ms. Penguin! [12-22-07 @ 9:12pm] *swoops in the door and catches copulating penguins off guard *
HEY !!!!! *puts little hannies on little hippies* WHO HERE IS DROPPING THE BALL IN DAZE OF OUR LIVES, HMMMMMM???? HaRUMPF !!!!!!!!! *sashays off in a hissy fit * [12-22-07 @ 9:13pm] What the hell was that??? *looks around, confused* And I didn't even know I was copulating. Who am I copulating with? [12-22-07 @ 9:20pm] I AM NOT DROPPING THE BALL, I PROMISE! *ginormous guilty look* NEVER! And I don't know, Ms. Penguin, who ARE you copulating with? [12-22-07 @ 9:22pm] I'm not sure? She said something about penguins copulating in here...I hope I didn't doze off at an inopportune moment. That would be horrifying! [12-23-07 @ 5:55am] Oh look. Copulating penguins. I know it should be horrifying but it's making me sleepy. Or horny. [12-23-07 @ 6:02am] You know, I'm not quite sure...I don't know what "sleep" is, and of course, I'm much too innocent to know about "horny." [12-23-07 @ 12:18pm] Then why, prithee, Miss Penguined Morgana Princess, did I just hear the hollow thud of you dropping Steve's balls? Innocent, my TAILFEATHERS !!! [12-23-07 @ 12:22pm] As the matriarchal WDC Godmother of all WDC penguin people, I feel it my duty to offer you pinfeather- head girls an admonishment: continue down this path with Steve and you may find yourself "with egg". Now BE GOOD!!! [12-23-07 @ 12:50pm] OOoh, so since I don't have to worry about "eggs", I can do whatever I want, right? *wicked grin* [12-23-07 @ 6:30pm] FIRE! [12-23-07 @ 6:45pm] Naughty is better. Naughty is definitely better. *evil laugh* [12-23-07 @ 10:43pm] [12-23-07 @ 10:45pm] Notice how quiet Steve gets when he's laying eggs? [12-23-07 @ 10:53pm] I have always been on the nice list. *angelic [12-24-07 @ 4:39pm] [12-24-07 @ 4:53pm] Ssssh, you weren't supposed to tell! [12-26-07 @ 12:12pm] I bees da Queen of Truth *polishes her own halo* ... GUFFAW !!! [12-26-07 @ 3:43pm] Now, now, Fire, it wasn't very nice stealing that halo. You might be da Queen of Truth, but you're also the Queen of Theft! [12-26-07 @ 6:34pm] *pulls on hip boots* Damn, the shit is deep in here! [12-26-07 @ 8:00pm] *vigorously washes Princess♥BooBoo [12-26-07 @ 8:10pm] *cross-buckles Mrs. Penguin [12-26-07 @ 10:46pm] Now, now, that's not nice! [12-27-07 @ 10:56am] [12-27-07 @ 2:31pm] *manages to get out of her boots, finally* Ow, my tailfeathers! *pouts* [12-27-07 @ 3:57pm] They DO appear a bit red, swollen, and comically dishevelled Mrs. Penguin [12-28-07 @ 2:15am] *splutters some more* Adorable? I'm adorable? *splutters* [12-29-07 @ 12:09am] *gently kisses Gothie's neck, placing hands INNOCENTLY on her hips* sorry Gothie, I slipped and couldn't see.... *nibble, nibble* oops... nibbled lightly on your ear... here, *straightens out Gothie's halo*.... [12-29-07 @ 1:34am] My halo seems a mite tarnished...*stares suspiciously at dragon* And those nibbles don't seem accidental...*giggles* [12-29-07 @ 1:46pm] hot-tubs and dragons and penguins.... oh, MY !!! * Grabs Toto and covers his eyes *... [12-30-07 @ 3:32am] It's not like we're, um, doing anything, Fire! [11-09-09 @ 10:20am] ( )
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[06-23-11 @ 9:33am] No wonder no one has been in here in two years, this hot tub is filthy! Who's in charge of cleaning it? *starts cleaning* [06-27-11 @ 6:50am] 3 and 1/2 years. The priest was just here to do an exorcism on the fungus. Total Displayed: 100 |
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*leans back provocatively, stretches her lithe legs, and settles in for a soothing soak*
I'm afraid to untangle my bikini now...
Just because I can't get up...
Officially made Santa's Naughty List every Christmas of her life!!!