Epitaph Engineer: Flibbertigibbet
Untimely Demise: 06-26-07 @ 10:04am
Amusing Epitaph: Here lies Peter Cottentail. He never saw the 4x4. Now he delivers his eggs, Nevermore!

Epitaph Engineer: Flibbertigibbet
Untimely Demise: 06-30-07 @ 3:41pm
Amusing Epitaph: Here lies Rockin' Robin, tweet, tweet, tweet. The cat that got him, said sweet, sweet, sweet.

Epitaph Engineer: Flibbertigibbet
Untimely Demise: 07-18-07 @ 11:59am
Amusing Epitaph: Jack went on safari, to find a ferocious beast. Now here lies whats left from the lion's feast.

Epitaph Engineer: Mark
Untimely Demise: 07-18-07 @ 3:12pm
Amusing Epitaph: He lies Aliza Lott, whose last lie got her shot

Epitaph Engineer: Flibbertigibbet
Untimely Demise: 07-25-07 @ 10:42am
Amusing Epitaph: Here lies Farmer Brown, always sneaking off to town. Wife caught him in another's bed, now hes in this hole instead.

Epitaph Engineer: Mark
Untimely Demise: 07-25-07 @ 12:53pm
Amusing Epitaph: Here, 'bout six foot down -lies the body of Nototious Nate - men hated him, ladies thought he was great. He lived large, if not unruley - until Sterile Steve came and shot 'im - when he found his wife was late.

Epitaph Engineer: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
Untimely Demise: 09-08-07 @ 10:55am
Amusing Epitaph: Here Lies A Man Named Greg, He Had An Extra Leg. He Put On A Thong, That Ripped Off His Wong, And That Was The End Of His "Leg!"

Epitaph Engineer: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
Untimely Demise: 09-08-07 @ 10:59am
Amusing Epitaph: In This Hole Is Pete. He was A Sneaky Cheat. He Courted My Sister, I Shot But I Missed Her, 'Least The Bugs Will Have Something To Eat!

Epitaph Engineer: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
Untimely Demise: 09-08-07 @ 11:00am
Amusing Epitaph: Mandy Kaying: Watch Your Step!

Epitaph Engineer: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
Untimely Demise: 10-25-07 @ 6:39pm
Amusing Epitaph: Here Lie The Bones Of An Unknown Sot. His Body Won't Rot, He Drank A Lot.

Epitaph Engineer: Coal
Untimely Demise: 10-26-07 @ 4:55pm
Amusing Epitaph: Riverboat Joel. Borrowed to play. Got himself in the hoel

Epitaph Engineer: pentatonic
Untimely Demise: 10-26-07 @ 7:53pm
Amusing Epitaph: I died. Frank (get it?)

Epitaph Engineer: Coal
Untimely Demise: 10-26-07 @ 10:48pm
Amusing Epitaph: Frank Lee. Buried in reality.

Epitaph Engineer: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
Untimely Demise: 10-27-07 @ 8:14am
Amusing Epitaph: Anita Shovel

Epitaph Engineer: pentatonic
Untimely Demise: 10-28-07 @ 5:58pm
Amusing Epitaph: Bill DaCaughin

Epitaph Engineer: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
Untimely Demise: 10-29-07 @ 6:24am
Amusing Epitaph: Phil Erupp: At A Gas Station, One Fine November, He Lit A Cigar And Turned Into An Ember.

Epitaph Engineer: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
Untimely Demise: 10-29-07 @ 6:25am
Amusing Epitaph: Manuel Dunn: Habitually Forgot His Sunscreen

Epitaph Engineer: Coal
Untimely Demise: 12-05-07 @ 7:34pm
Amusing Epitaph: Sensa Yuma: Lost it all but kept the tuma

Epitaph Engineer: pentatonic
Untimely Demise: 12-05-07 @ 10:09pm
Amusing Epitaph: Tom E. Gunde: Shouldn't have hung out with gangsters

Epitaph Engineer: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
Untimely Demise: 12-06-07 @ 6:09am
Amusing Epitaph: Kevin Federline... After Line After Line After Line.

Epitaph Engineer: Coal
Untimely Demise: 12-06-07 @ 12:49pm
Amusing Epitaph: Mel O'deed: shoulda raced cars, sure loved speed

Epitaph Engineer: GMakin
Untimely Demise: 12-06-07 @ 12:55pm
Amusing Epitaph: Lucy Lastic - Bungied badly

Epitaph Engineer: Autumn~equivoque
Untimely Demise: 05-01-08 @ 11:56am
Amusing Epitaph: Here lies Hugh Jass... who had one. (Say out loud for best results!)

Epitaph Engineer: Autumn~equivoque
Untimely Demise: 05-01-08 @ 11:58am
Amusing Epitaph: Sndra Slater / met her end / from the alligator / of a friend.

Epitaph Engineer: Katya Pie
Untimely Demise: 10-17-08 @ 1:23pm
Amusing Epitaph: Katya Outback / With my fellow / That's why your nails are / Turning yellow

Epitaph Engineer: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
Untimely Demise: 10-18-08 @ 8:17pm
Amusing Epitaph: They say your hair grows/ After you die / Now you'll finally have some / You old baldy guy

Epitaph Engineer: Deodara
Untimely Demise: 10-18-08 @ 8:48pm
Amusing Epitaph: Two dates, a name/a goodbye thought/and how much rock/the family bought. ID #1477174

Epitaph Engineer: Steve ~ Friction
Untimely Demise: 10-20-08 @ 8:12am
Amusing Epitaph: Here lies little Summer's Child / She lived a life that was way too wild / Now her days of fun are done / Put to rest by her boyfriend's gun.

Epitaph Engineer: pentatonic
Untimely Demise: 10-20-08 @ 2:27pm
Amusing Epitaph: Bob Dandy Weaved: He just couldn't avoid that fatal jab...

Epitaph Engineer: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
Untimely Demise: 10-20-08 @ 7:01pm
Amusing Epitaph: He drank too much, His car went crunch, Now he is a maggots lunch.

Epitaph Engineer: Coal
Untimely Demise: 10-23-08 @ 3:52pm
Amusing Epitaph: Rosylyn Dempty/beautiful dive/pool was empty

Epitaph Engineer: Coal
Untimely Demise: 10-23-08 @ 3:54pm
Amusing Epitaph: Bailey Murph/"10" on the beach/"0" in the surf

Epitaph Engineer: Coal
Untimely Demise: 10-23-08 @ 3:55pm
Amusing Epitaph: J.C. Digger/Dug for clams/Clam was bigger

Epitaph Engineer: Autumn~equivoque
Untimely Demise: 11-01-08 @ 10:24am
Amusing Epitaph: Mary D. Elf / stuffed a lion / with herself

Epitaph Engineer: Coal
Untimely Demise: 11-19-08 @ 8:39pm
Amusing Epitaph: Bartholomew/claimed he was fast/wasn't true

Epitaph Engineer: Coal
Untimely Demise: 11-19-08 @ 8:40pm
Amusing Epitaph: Harold Bonesby

Epitaph Engineer: Autumn~equivoque
Untimely Demise: 12-23-08 @ 10:12am
Amusing Epitaph: Took the dare, he had the nerve / Tried my grandma's plum preserve / Oh the poor fool, said it stank / Grammy threw him 'fore a tank.

Epitaph Engineer: Mark
Untimely Demise: 12-23-08 @ 11:42am
Amusing Epitaph: It's a grave, but don't grieve, it's not really sad, it's just Steve

Epitaph Engineer: Mark
Untimely Demise: 12-23-08 @ 2:39pm
Amusing Epitaph: 'Member poor Daryl's hideous fate and smile, 'stead of tellin' your lover she smell like she been festerin' a while.

Epitaph Engineer: Mark
Untimely Demise: 12-23-08 @ 3:03pm
Amusing Epitaph: Folks Called him Gawd-All-Mikey the mining Monkey. Met his fate when Ashley came down his shaft, and was a bit too chunkey.

Epitaph Engineer: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
Untimely Demise: 12-24-08 @ 8:38am
Amusing Epitaph: "He gelled his hair, so he'd be hotter, too close to a flare, now he's a rotter."

Epitaph Engineer: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
Untimely Demise: 12-24-08 @ 8:39am
Amusing Epitaph: Pete Moss - He's Been Here A While

Epitaph Engineer: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
Untimely Demise: 12-24-08 @ 8:41am
Amusing Epitaph: O. Howie Rotz

Epitaph Engineer: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
Untimely Demise: 12-24-08 @ 8:42am
Amusing Epitaph: Mike Arcus Lies Here

Epitaph Engineer: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
Untimely Demise: 12-24-08 @ 8:43am
Amusing Epitaph: May Herb Otty Rest In Peace

Epitaph Engineer: Deodara
Untimely Demise: 08-19-09 @ 2:17pm
Amusing Epitaph: {citem:1477174}

Epitaph Engineer: BOO! Guess Who! Dreamin1
Untimely Demise: 08-19-09 @ 6:35pm
Amusing Epitaph: He never noticed the hungry signs/Those large fish, up to the brim/Handsome face, his scent divine/Shark attendant, Lucky Jim

Epitaph Engineer: Dad
Untimely Demise: 08-21-09 @ 10:14pm
Amusing Epitaph: Here lies Hugh G. Rection. At least he was popular with the ladies.

Epitaph Engineer: Mark
Untimely Demise: 08-22-09 @ 10:46am
Amusing Epitaph: It's right here where we filled the hole with a box, that we filled with Phil. Don't grieve, he was a pill, just ask his wife, who'd fallen ill, got ignored then planned his spill. (cont.)

Epitaph Engineer: Mark
Untimely Demise: 08-22-09 @ 10:47am
Amusing Epitaph: Poor Phil, down a hill like a rolling log, and into the mill. We're not sure if he's the box, or the fill.

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