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 Wenston's Guestbook Rated:
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 Hey You! No running in the halls! Merit Badges await...
by: Wenston View wenston's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: wenston [Offline / Private] Avg Rating: (11)  
Guestbook Image  [#1146930]
An image for my guestbook.



Yes, yes, I know.

Your name is Inigo Montoya, I killed your father, I'm preparing to die.

What? You're not Montoya? Then who the hell are you and what are you doing in my portfolio? You'd better tell me who you are and what your purpose is or I'll lock you in a room with all my bad poetry. And I'm telling you, it can get dangerous in there.


Exclaim Stop in and: Exclaim

Bullet Say hello
Bullet Leave a message
Bullet Say goodbye
Bullet Leave a threat
Bullet Insult my mother
Bullet Insult your mother
Bullet Tell me a joke
Bullet Tell me random trivia
Bullet Slack off
Bullet Jack off


You never know, if you make me laugh hard enough, you may find yourself the proud parent of a shiny new merit badge!


Wenston View wenston's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Echo....echo...echo..."

AnnaTechnician Gets Technical View villaintech's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Guam has one of the highest rates of consumption of Spam in the world. Each person consumes an average of 16 tins of spam a year. The residents like Spam so much that it's even featured on the menus of McDonald's and Burger King."

Mark View iammark301's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "*waits for beep......and refuses to contemplate Spam at all (or "SMEAT" as it was labled in Waterworld)* "

Wenston View wenston's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Oh you guys, you know exactly what I like. You know, my brother wants to take me to a Spam Festival next year..."

AnnaTechnician Gets Technical View villaintech's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "A Waterworld reference? What next, The Fifth Element? Have fun Spamming it up, Wenston. "

Wenston View wenston's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Hey, The Fifth Element was a classic!"

Mark View iammark301's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Oh, a classic - absolutely... Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass. oh man, not sure I could have laughed harder. mul-ti-pass. / Yes, she knows it's a multipass. Anyway, we're in love totally...ahm Wenstony?"

Wenston View wenston's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Mark, you rock me socks. "

AnnaTechnician Gets Technical View villaintech's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "I like both of those films, to be honest. But I'm partial to the villains. Can't get much better than Dennis Hopper and Gary Oldman being BAMFs. "

A WebountyofTurkeyWitchery! View webwitch's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Hello, there! This is an automated message... If your nose runs and your feet smell--you are built upside-down! Ta, and good night!"

Wenston View wenston's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "You can smell my feet from all the way over there? Oh, I do apologize. "

Giselle d'OctobRED Nanoing View octobersun2's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Back up to Spam. I heard it was so very popular in Hawaii. Either way, hope you can get back to the outside world soon. Anna, you have experience with wintry hold outs!"

Mark View iammark301's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Snow Balls. (I'm just sayin')"

Wenston View wenston's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Mark, you're dirty. Bigsmile"

Stik says Gobble Up View soledad_moon's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Hello, there. I'm stopping in looking for my brain. I believe a man named SYlar took it, thus rendering me a zombie. If you know where he is, please give me directions and a gun so I can get my brain back. Thanks!"

Mires View mireyah's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Hi! I'm looking for myself. Have you seen me? Well if you do, please keep me here until I return? Thanks! Laugh"

Yellow Witch View geja8856's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Hey Girl! Just to let you know, your answering machine seems to be full! Angry Bigsmile Been a long time since I've seen you around. What have you been up to??"

Heavensz View heavensz's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Wenston you have been gone long. Did you find a Time Machine to portal you to the future?"

Mark View iammark301's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "I pretend to be a hiatus sometimes. Hmmmm, interesting."

Mark View iammark301's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "*brushes dust off of last post* "

Mark View iammark301's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "*crawls up on it and hibernates* "

Mark View iammark301's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "*grows four foot beard while sleeping*"

Robian: On a roll View afineline's Portfolio.  [Online Now] says "'Where there's a will, there's a way,' especially in writing. Even Stephen King had to finish some novels on a public, pay by the hour typewriter."

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