Wenston's Guestbook
        by Wenston  (wenston@Writing.Com)



Yes, yes, I know.

Your name is Inigo Montoya, I killed your father, I'm preparing to die.

What? You're not Montoya? Then who the hell are you and what are you doing in my portfolio? You'd better tell me who you are and what your purpose is or I'll lock you in a room with all my bad poetry. And I'm telling you, it can get dangerous in there.


*Exclaim* Stop in and: *Exclaim*

*Bullet* Say hello
*Bullet* Leave a message
*Bullet* Say goodbye
*Bullet* Leave a threat
*Bullet* Insult my mother
*Bullet* Insult your mother
*Bullet* Tell me a joke
*Bullet* Tell me random trivia
*Bullet* Slack off
*Bullet* Jack off


You never know, if you make me laugh hard enough, you may find yourself the proud parent of a shiny new merit badge!

Merit Badges Given
in June


Jack is writing


Wenston says "Hello? Is this thing on? ...tough crowd."

Sandals says "Hi Wenston! I just wanted to say to one and all that you gave me one of the most helpful reviews I've had in a long time! Your suggestions truly led to a stronger piece of writing! Thanks!!"

Wenston says "Ah, Sandals, you are very welcome! I love the way your poem turned out. Smile I'm so glad I could be of help!"

Jack is writing says "Hi Wenston Smile You would not believe the day I am having. I just had a visit from the boy's in blue. So anyway, I open the front door in my underwear, (Yeah, I know,weird place to have a door) and there is a great big copper standing there."

Jack is writing says " So he say's to me, get this, " I am sorry to have to tell you this, sir, but it look's as if your wife has been in an accident." Quick as a flash, I replied, "Yes, but she has a great personality." Smile"

Jack is writing says "Ahem, I apologize for my dodgy sense of humour, and would like to congratulate you on an an outstanding entry in "The Pressure Valve" Brilliant story, I am definitely a fan."

BREAKER ~RIP LYLE~ says ""Say hello." "Oh, hi!" "Hey, make sure to leave a message, OK? Breaker chuckled and said, "Alright, I'll try my best, gosh you are so elusive, I'm kind of scared of being around here at your port." "Shut up, just don't talk much OK? "Fine.." *Sad* "

BREAKER ~RIP LYLE~ says ""Now what? Say goodbye!" "Oh no, I haven't done here," Breaker nervously replied. "But I don't even know you," thought Wenston."But--" "Stop it," Wenston madly thought. Breaker stepped a couple of inches back and in a harmony manner, he said, "Good bye!" "

BREAKER ~RIP LYLE~ says ""Hey..hold on, what do really want to say? Wenston asked with eyes rolled from left to right. Breaker calmed himself and said, "nothing but I just want to tell you that your guestbook is inspiring and I thank you for sharing it with members like me" "Ok!""

BREAKER ~RIP LYLE~ says "Finally, Breaker went away from Wenston's guestbook. While he forwarded to the exit gates, he thought unsound. "I'm going to review this guestbook, now." "

Give Me A Break says "Strike me. You certainly attract a 'different' type of clientele. Will pop back any time I'm feeling down because I'm sure this is the place for a pick me up. I usually need a crane to do it, but a Hammer and Weston seems to be up to the task. *Wink* "

tYpO a/k/a Boilerman! says "Hey Wen! Your mother could probably beat up my mother because she is younger.Captain Kirk's middle name is Tiberius.If you don't like this I'm gonna come over to your port and-wait I'm already here! Hello, I would leave a message but I didn't hear a beep!"

tYpO a/k/a Boilerman! says "Life is like a box of older chocolates . . . some are good . . . others are just rotten!"

tYpO a/k/a Boilerman! says "Is random silliness allowed here?"

Wenston says "LOL - Boilerman, kudos to you for referencing James T. Kirk. Bigsmile"

A E Willcox - Let's Party says "Hi Wenston, we have never met before. I just stumbled on your PF while out cruising for something to review. I fancy reading some steampunk, so I'll settle for reviewing one of your items *BigSmile*"

Karaoke writer says "Hello nice to meet you and stuff and things."

Jeannie S.1 year on WDC says "Hi Wenston, I'm here to check your port and give you an anniversity review, but, I'll be happy to sign your guestbook. WOW! Eleven years on WDC! Congratulations. Take care now, Jeannie "

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