Dad
says "Yes. You must eat so much they make you limp.
Why is a broken bone worse than a muscle pull?
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Petra Pansky
says "Because a bone sticking thru your flesh makes it difficult to sign your name in full.
Why do 9 out of 10 doctors prefer playing golf on Wednesdays?"
Steve ~ Friction
says "Because that's when the Doublemint Twins play
What's the difference between a pancake and a waffle?"
Dad
says "Nothing, as far as I know. Neither one of them tastes awful.
What would you say is your favorite snack?"
Petra Pansky
says "A large bowl of potato chips enjoyed on the patio of a sugar shack.
Do fish have dreams?"
Steve ~ Friction
says "About creeks and streams
Do chickens have nightmares?"
pentatonic
says "They dream that they have to fight bears.// Why do birds suddenly appear?"
Petra Pansky
says "You'll find them in droves whenever popcorn kernels expand on the ear.
Where have all the flowers gone?"
TSC- NaNo? As if.
says "They were eaten by a local deer fawn. // Why happened to Felix the midget?"
Dad
says "He married that tall woman, Bridget.
Who could that be, knocking at my door?"
Michael_Mauser
says "Girl Scouts selling cookies. You want some more? / If left is right, is right then wrong?"
Steve ~ Friction
says "You sound like a person who can write a good song.
Why do left-handed people cause so much fuss?"
pentatonic
says "'Cause society's built for right-handers like us.// Isn't it better to be ambidextrous?"
Petra Pansky
says "It is if the alternative is being polyestrous.
Why don't they make phones for the left-eared?"
TSC- NaNo? As if.
says "Because then I'd be in a society to be feared. // If Red fish is Blue fish, is One fish Two fish? "
Dad
says "Oh, for that, I can wish.
What is better than green eggs and ham?"
Steve ~ Friction
says "Pork chops and yams.
Why is cranberry sauce only eaten once a year?"
pentatonic
says "'Cause any more would make you want to punch a deer.// What are you the most thankful for?"
Emilyisawesomeagain
says "That with you guys, life is never a bore?//Did you know the native americans and pilgrims never ate turkey?"
Dad
says "The only ones they saw were so young and perky. // Where did the Pilgrims think they were going in sixteen hundred and twenty?"
Steve ~ Friction
says "To a beautiful land filled with good and plenty
What would they say if they could see New Jersey?"
Petra Pansky
says "Oy vey, let's not move there - it's far too noisy!
Whatever happened to the tenth little Indian?"
Steve ~ Friction
says "In Chicago - he wanted a city to be windy in.
What did you do for the Talent Show?"
Dad
says "I dressed up as a man made out of snow.
Is it true you went as a robot?"
TSC- NaNo? As if.
says "I dunno, but that chick in the panther getup was really hot!// When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When Life gives you vodka, do you make vodkade?"
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