Dad says "I'd go to the office supply store and make the glue fly! What would you buy with your extra greenbacks?"

Petra Pansky says "A really big, fancy calculator to figure out my capital gains tax. If you suddenly became the Queen of England, what's the first thing you'd do?"

Dad says "I'd make everyone wear a tutu! How 'bout if you became the King of France?"

Steve Ellen says "That's easy. Tomorrow? No pants! What's your first proclamation when you become emperor?"

Dad says "For just 30 minutes, act like Colonel Klink - you know, Werner Klemperer! M*A*S*H or Hogan's Heroes? Which was the better war sit-com?"

Ravenwand, Rising Star! says "Since I hated both, they both were a bomb. Is it unamerican to not like M*A*S*H?"

Steve Ellen says "Not at all - it gave me a rash. If you wrote a sit-com, where would it be?"

pentatonic says "In the middle of nowhere, up in a tree.// What would you do for a Klondike bar?"

Petra Pansky says "Anything you want so long as it didn't include a cigar. If you could write on a grain of rice, what would you compose?"

Dad says "Some long and deep, like "War and Peace," I suppose Why are the classics always so boring?"

Emilyisawesomeagain says "They're bedtime stories to get you quickly snoring!// How far away is Timbuktu?"

Petra Pansky says "It lies somewhere between Middelfart, Denmark and Kathmandu. If you were the mayor of a new town, what would you name it?"

Steve Ellen says "If it was located in Hell I would call it Flame Pit And what is the name of YOUR brand-new town?"

Dad says "I thought we'd neam it after Chuckles the Clown. Tag: What would you name it if it were on the Moon?"

Petra Pansky says "Gorgonzola - I'd be the moon's first Cheese Tycoon. What would you be doing right now if there was no internet?"

Emilyisawesomeagain says "I would hopefully NOT be being stung by hornet// Why are hornets so mean?"

Steve Ellen says "They'll treat you nice if you paint yourself green. If you were a painter would you be Rembrandt or Picasso?"

Petra Pansky says "Picasso, then you could call me Sloppy Joe. If you could speak Gingerbread, what would you ask the Gingerbread Man?"

Steve Ellen says "Please take me for a ride in your Gingerbread Van. What would you ask the Pillsbury Dough Boy?"

KKelley recovering surgery. says "Love your pies, can you leave out the Bok Choy? How many flavors of mud pies can you make?"

Lobelia is truly blessed says "Chocolate or cherry, perhaps, but NEVER anchovy will I bake!"

Petra Pansky says "[I'll ask a question] - If crime doesn't pay, would find an ad for it in the volunteer section of the newspaper?"

KKelley recovering surgery. says ""I relieve you of wanted items, just call me THE TAKER!" Why does the sun seem to beat on my head?"

Petra Pansky says "There's a hole in the ozone layer & it's widespread. Do clocks in Australia move counter-clockwise?"

Outasync: Editing says "Only if looked at through mirror-lens eyes // Does anyone ever enjoy cleaning the house?"

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