Dad says "Yes. You must eat so much they make you limp. Why is a broken bone worse than a muscle pull? "

Petra Pansky says "Because a bone sticking thru your flesh makes it difficult to sign your name in full. Why do 9 out of 10 doctors prefer playing golf on Wednesdays?"

Steve ~ Friction says "Because that's when the Doublemint Twins play What's the difference between a pancake and a waffle?"

Dad says "Nothing, as far as I know. Neither one of them tastes awful. What would you say is your favorite snack?"

Petra Pansky says "A large bowl of potato chips enjoyed on the patio of a sugar shack. Do fish have dreams?"

Steve ~ Friction says "About creeks and streams Do chickens have nightmares?"

pentatonic says "They dream that they have to fight bears.// Why do birds suddenly appear?"

Petra Pansky says "You'll find them in droves whenever popcorn kernels expand on the ear. Where have all the flowers gone?"

TSC- NaNo? As if. says "They were eaten by a local deer fawn. // Why happened to Felix the midget?"

Dad says "He married that tall woman, Bridget. Who could that be, knocking at my door?"

Michael_Mauser says "Girl Scouts selling cookies. You want some more? / If left is right, is right then wrong?"

Steve ~ Friction says "You sound like a person who can write a good song. Why do left-handed people cause so much fuss?"

pentatonic says "'Cause society's built for right-handers like us.// Isn't it better to be ambidextrous?"

Petra Pansky says "It is if the alternative is being polyestrous. Why don't they make phones for the left-eared?"

TSC- NaNo? As if. says "Because then I'd be in a society to be feared. // If Red fish is Blue fish, is One fish Two fish? "

Dad says "Oh, for that, I can wish. What is better than green eggs and ham?"

Steve ~ Friction says "Pork chops and yams. Why is cranberry sauce only eaten once a year?"

pentatonic says "'Cause any more would make you want to punch a deer.// What are you the most thankful for?"

Emilyisawesomeagain says "That with you guys, life is never a bore?//Did you know the native americans and pilgrims never ate turkey?"

Dad says "The only ones they saw were so young and perky. // Where did the Pilgrims think they were going in sixteen hundred and twenty?"

Steve ~ Friction says "To a beautiful land filled with good and plenty What would they say if they could see New Jersey?"

Petra Pansky says "Oy vey, let's not move there - it's far too noisy! Whatever happened to the tenth little Indian?"

Steve ~ Friction says "In Chicago - he wanted a city to be windy in. What did you do for the Talent Show?"

Dad says "I dressed up as a man made out of snow. Is it true you went as a robot?"

TSC- NaNo? As if. says "I dunno, but that chick in the panther getup was really hot!// When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When Life gives you vodka, do you make vodkade?"

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