Fleckin' 64778 says "Is a tongue in the groove worth a screw in the wood? LOL Here I am Bugzy! Miss you too! Gotta run now, but LOVE the new words Sam! You can put your tongue in my groove anytime! Let's screw!"

bugzy is baaaccck!! says "Well its Saturday Nite out here on the west coast and so this tongue is headed to the grooviest bar in town to see if there are any loose screws that I can bring home. Screw you all lata!!"

Fleckin' 64778 says "Screw on Bugzy! You go girl! This groove is all wet and waiting for some tongue action, but no luck so far. Where are all the good screwers when you need them? lol "

Molly says "A tongue in my groove makes me a little screwy. "

Fleckin' 64778 says "Sam, where are ya? I need a good screw! You can put your tongue in my groove anytime! Bugz - where ya at? Are you gettin your groove on? Screw on everybody!"

Fleckin' 64778 says "Hmmph! Nobody - not even Bugz! Well, you guys can go screw! LOL No tongue, No groove, No nothin'.... Oh well, I look forward to screwin with you guys tomorrow! G'nite~"

bugzy is baaaccck!! says "haha fleck this poor tongue took a big screwing last nite and screwed up my ankle.. poor me! So no more screwing for a while here, just gunna hanker down and get groovey on my own until i recover."

SamLBInj The Biker Poet says "The dentist screwed me royaly, I had a reaction to the anti-biotics and spent close to 2 full days hugging my white china friend. Anyone else ever get a reaction to these meds?"

Katya in Lurv says "I won't take codeine, due to belly ache, worse headache. Had some very strong anti-biotics for oral surgery once--had to give up breastfeeding, in fact--but no bad reactions. Would it help if I kiss your root?"

Katya in Lurv says "Wait! Would it help if I get groovy with my tongue on you? So many words, so little time. To screw!"

Fleckin' 64778 says "Sam, if you've had other allergic reactions, antibiotic families are widespread and so that's why it might have affected you. So no tongue action then, huh? I've heard that praying to the white porcelain god will screw you up!"

Fleckin' 64778 says "Bugzy - getting her groove on solo... a screwdriver perhaps? LOL Hope the ankle's feeling better. What happened to Mark's tongue? My groove needs some licking, or maybe he could just come screw around for awhile..."

W.D.Wilcox © ¿ Φ says "Tongue: ton-gue; a licky thingy; ton-goo: (a ton of goo). Oh, the hell with it! It's a pussy scatcher! Can I use pussy here? Pus-sey! Ha, and they thought I couldn't speak French "

bugzy is baaaccck!! says "Ahh, Sam we are screwed up together, nice to have such groovy company anyway. I'll screw the doctor back for you, if you will give my ankle a good tonguing and make it all better!"

bugzy is baaaccck!! says "Mr Bill, I think you are all screwed up. But it's ok, you're still a groovy screw and talking french always make the tongue go all funny...mmmm"

Fleckin' 64778 says "Frenchman in the groove! Frenchman in the groove! Bill-nice to see some kind of tongue action around here! Pussy, I mean kitty was the word last week, so you're a little late, but better late than never! Put that tongue to good use! "

bugzy is baaaccck!! says "I always licked, I mean liked tongue twisters - anyone got any groovy ones we can screw around with?"

Fleckin' 64778 says "No tongue or groove action and no screwing for nearly a whole day??? Very disappointing! I guess everyone's been just as busy as me and I hardly ahve time to breathe, let alone screw or lick or get my groove on! LOL"

Ravenwand, Rising Star! says "Man, it seems Billy Bob is getting a little excited over this whole tongue and groove thing! "

SamLBInj The Biker Poet says "Sorry, I've been screwing around and havent had a whole lot of time to be checking out all the nice grooves...I'll be caught up soon, I hope..."

Katya in Lurv says "Get into the groove, man, you've got to prove your tongue to me!! --Madonna"

Katya in Lurv says "Who screwed with Sanjaya's hair? Or maybe who screwed Sanjaya's hair?"

Ravenwand, Rising Star! says "Is Sanjaya the Indian William Hung? Come on now. I bet he has never had his tongue in a groove... wait a minute, he probably has. Either way, it's screwy!"

bugzy is baaaccck!! says "Screw this, screw that, screw up, screw down, screw around, screw it in, screw it tight, screw you, screw me, screw off.... phewf I am all screwed up!"

Fleckin' 64778 says "Wait a minute - I thought no one watched American Idol? Sanjaya is screwing it up for everybody and it looks like someone screwed his hair! UGH! The show is losing all credibility for me. No real groove there anymore."

Ravenwand, Rising Star! says "I think the only groove Sanjaya's had HIS tongue in is Simon's Butt Crack!"

SamLBInj The Biker Poet says "I watched that episode, The guys head looked like it was trying to suck his hair into his brain."

Fleckin' 64778 says "Sam! Groovy to see you here! Screwy Sanjaya is going to ruin the show. I heard Howard Stern has people calling to vote for him to make a mockery out of the show. Sad really because there are some really talented performers there this year."

Ravenwand, Rising Star! says "Yeah, but just how many people watch Howard Stern? I bet cha dollars to tongue and groove donuts that more people watch AI than HS because it has a wider fan base. Just my opinion. And a screwy one at that."

Ravenwand, Rising Star! says "And I didn't see the episode, but I saw pictures of the infamous hairdo. I agree with Sam, but I think it looked more like a mutant Roman soldiers helmet. You know, the ones with the horse hair mohawks? My daugher has a Bratz doll with similar hair."

Fleckin' 64778 says "Howard Stern blieve it or not, has a pretty big fan base, especially since he released his movie several years back and his show is on satellite radio. Now, more than just the tri-state are of NY/NJ/CT can listen in."

Fleckin' 64778 says "Used to listen to him when I lived there, and it's definitely something he would do. He likes to screw with society and give 'em the old tongue & groove!"

SamLBInj The Biker Poet says "I used to Listen to him too, but after a while its just same old, same old....He has a huge fan base of real tongue and groovers and he really likes to screw around "

SamLBInj The Biker Poet says "I have that pay for radio shit in my truck and I didn't renew it when my free 3 months were up. I just don't think pay for radio is worth 10 bucks a month. I would feel like I was getting a screwing."

SamLBInj The Biker Poet says "I am so burned out and need a vacation bad, I havent written anything for a couple months and can't even concentrate on getting screwed...Now thats pretty bad!"

Fleckin' 64778 says "Can't concentrate on getting screwed? Jeez Sam! You need to get your tongue into the groove and relax! I've missed you! Hey, ya see ROL made the Authors Newsletter? Woo Hoo! Welcome curious tongue & groovers! Come screw with us!"

bugzy is baaaccck!! says "Wahhooo. Sammy!! Come hang with me, I will happily screw ya all better and you can groove on my dock and we can tongue out together... super fun! "

Fleckin' 64778 says "Well, it's the weekend and no screwin goin on?! Where's Sam's tongue? I need it in my groove! Bugz - ya out there? Let's get our groove on people!!!"

bugzy is baaaccck!! says "Waaaa this tongue has a code - wucky - still maybe a good screw would fix me up!?! "

Fleckin' 64778 says "Awwwww, Bugzy - feel better my friend. I'm sure a wet tongue in your groove would screw up that cold and you'd be all better! Screw ya later alligator! LOL"

bugzy is baaaccck!! says "Definitely need something warm and wet to get me back in the groove! "

Fleckin' 64778 says "Maybe new words Sam? Or is it time for ROL to fall off the map? That will make me sad, but I got my groove on & it was at its finest there in the early days of ROL. Great stress reliever for me. Screw on!"

SamLBInj The Biker Poet says "My house computer is screwed, well actually not the computer but the mouse as the buttons don't work so until I get a new one I'm limited to my screwing. Who needs a good old fasioned tongue lashing "

Fleckin' 64778 says "If you've got the tongue, I've got the groove! I figured something screwy was going on. Maybe your mouse needs the tongue lashing! "

bugzy is baaaccck!! says "I think we all need to get together and lash it all out! We all are in desperate need of screwing"

Katya in Lurv says "Sung to the tune of "Why Don't We Do It in the Road?" by the Beatles: Why don't we do it on the floor? (etc.)No one will be watching us. Why don't we do it on the floor?! (OK, the tongue and groove, and the screw, are all there....!)"

bugzy is baaaccck!! says "Ok this groovy gal needs some attention and some screwing here BDQ... where are those tongues hanging out....sheesh,"

Fleckin' 64778 says "Sam?! Have you gotten your tongue into the groove and fixed that screwy mouse of your's? NEW WORDS!!!!! Bugz - BDQ? or PDQ? Ah, screw it - probably the same principle, right? Screw on everybody!"

SamLBInj The Biker Poet says " Ok, New Words!...You can now use use Suck, Bang, and Blow! This is in honor of the upcoming Mytrle Beach Bike Week and is the name of a biker bar there!"

SamLBInj The Biker Poet says "Hey Fleck, This is my busy season we we work 24/7 getting everyones water on and I am the liquid Plumber, but I will always have time for a quick suck, bang, and blow! Bottoms up!"

Adeptop says "I banged my head trying to blow my bone before. It sucked."

Fleckin' 64778 says "Sam - as soon as I saw the words - I knew the bar you were referring to - if you go, you have to let me know. I'll try to make a trip over to the beach! It would be nice to suck a few down, get banged up and blow off some steam!"

bugzy is baaaccck!! says "Yahooo.. new words...maybe now more will come and play. Now fleckster, dont be getting banged up, that would suck.. haha although a few blows would definitely be in order"

Mark says "(The Doors) You gotta blow, blow, blow You gotta thrill my soul, alright. Bang, suck, blow, blow-a Thrill my soul. "

bugzy is baaaccck!! says "MARK!!!! welcome back you big suck!!Doors?!?! an old time fav! wahooo come on over and blow my doors off anytime!"

Katya in Lurv says "Well, blow me down and shiver me tongue & groove timbers! Sam banged out some new words! Despite his computer problems, which suck."

Fleckin' 64778 says "Well, not a whole lot of bangin going on here is there? That sucks! Sam-when's MB Bike week? Ya gonna bang in sick, blow off some steam, hit the road and suck a few down soon? "

Fleckin' 64778 says "Bugz-When I get banged up, that means I've had to much to drink, which is not a good thing the day after, but it happens, and it will likely happen this weekend if I can shake this sore throat. Maybe I need to swallow something??? "

Mark says "Well, if that sore throat really sucks, here I cum. "

Fleckin' 64778 says "Markie Mark! Ya got something there I can swallow to make me feel all better? Man this cold or whatever it is I have just blows! I'm sure if I suck on something it will feel better.... Cum on over Mark! "

bugzy is baaaccck!! says "Wowza, I forget the words now, I am all kafufulled.. all this talk of cummin and goin' all I know is if I don't suck something big soon I am gunna blow!!"

Mark says "Wow, I havn't been kafufulled in a long time. Of course you know that blows. In fact it might suck. Oh, well - maybe I will go out with a bang."

Ravenwand, Rising Star! says "What blows is I have a good mind to report you all to the innuendo police. But that would be too hard to swallow. Every single one of you would say I suck, so I won't do it. Lucky y'alls!"

Katya in Lurv says "Bang up job of sucky innuendos there, Ravenwand, Rising Star! !!!"

Ghagiel says "... but, my dear: to suck and blow are the same thing; to bang is something entirely different."

Mark says "unless you blow at sucking, then you should only bang"

bugzy is baaaccck!! says "To only bang, or to only suck that is the question. Personally I am not good at choosing, therefore I would always go for all of the above, just to be on the safe side!"

Ravenwand, Rising Star! says "No no Mark, I suck at blowing; therefore I rarely get banged. Quite a tragedy, I assure you."

bugzy is baaaccck!! says "Oh Ravengal, not good - I am sure Mark will give you a blow by blow lesson on sucking then you'll get banged for sure. Too long with no banging sucks! "

Ravenwand, Rising Star! says "Yes, it sucks. At my age the only thing that gets banged is my car, because of my failing eyesight. The only thing I get to blow is a brethalyzer! I am just sitting here waiting for my knight in banged-up armor."

Fleckin' 64778 says "Niiiiiiice bangin goin on here.... well, not for Raven, but maybe Mark helped her out. I think it's worse to blow at sucking than it is to suck at blowing! But that's just me. Raven-you get your blow-by-blow from Mark?"

Fleckin' 64778 says "Man, I'm sorry I missed all the bangin banter! I go away for a weekend for my brother's wedding, and I miss all the fun. I bet my brother made out well & was able to get busy. Suck... Bang... and Blow..... Thaaaaaat's right! "

bugzy is baaaccck!! says "welcome back fleck, glad you had a banging good time at your brother's wedding - blowing off!! suck ya all later"

Fleckin' 64778 says "Bugz! Had a sucking good time over at the beach! There was a lot of sucking, banging & blowing going on afterwards... of course, none by me, but I'm starting to get used to that sad state of affairs! lol"

bugzy is baaaccck!! says "I'm sending out a huge suckin search party for Sam. Haven't been banged by him in ages... anyone know where he is? He's gunna get a big blowin when he shows up. This sucks!!"

Fleckin' 64778 says "Well, if anyone has a way of reaching Sam besides here,I'd be interested in getting that info. I'm worried he might've gotten some suck bang & blow job that was too much & has kept him away from the rest of us suckers! Sam we miss you!"

Katya in Lurv says "While we're waiting for SAM, we could sling some SPAM! It sucks, bangs, and blows big chunks!

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Mark says "*uses power washer to clean deck*"

Fleckin' 64778 says "Mark, what's up with the power washer on the deck? No one around to blow it? I think someone needs to bang some of the studs! Maybe that would clear out a few cobwebs that have gathered here? "

Mark says "this place is starting to look like a good place for a nap *hangs up hammock* Oh, cool Fleck, now that you're here, could you blow my deck?"

Fleckin' 64778 says "You want me to blow your deck? Or are you one of the studs that needs to be banged? That hammock looks pretty comfy, so if there's no bangin' or blowin' goin' on, might you share it with me for a nap Mark?"

SamLBInj The Biker Poet says "My deck could really use some work. I think a really good polishing may give it the attention it deserves."

Fleckin' 64778 says "You ask for a polishing? I think you gotta get the cobwebs off it first! Jeez-Where ya been hiding anyway?! I'm not sure if it's fit for public display until you hose it off, but let me know when you're ready for a power wash! "

bugzy is baaaccck!! says "hey noone told me the deck was in use and ready for a good power wash.... i just got a new one, I'd love to try out.....crapola are we back for a party???"

Fleckin' 64778 says "Not sure Bugz - Sam's deck only seems to appear occasionally. Mark's deck is getting polished elsewhere and I don't know if we can have a party without any deck! "

Katya in Lurv says "Who's that holding his hose over there?"

Fleckin' 64778 says "Katya I love your pretty case! I bet his hose would come in handy for your flower, wouldn't it?"

Mark says " can't help it, was thinking of someone "special" and then all you sexy ladies showed up. "

Fleckin' 64778 says "Woo Hoo! Well break out the hose & let the party begin!!! No sense in letting that hose go to waste! "

Fleckin' 64778 says "See? This party just can't seem to get it together! sometimes it seems like it's gonna pick up, and then, the hose is gone! "

Fleckin' 64778 says "Okay... so 20 days go by and Mark's still just standing there holding his hose? I have to say, there's a problem with that! I guess the deck is closed... again.... "

TheWýtçhè - Away Indefinitely says "Well this sucks! Where's that bangin' man Sam? Jeez, it blows without 'im!"

Fleckin' 64778 says "Autumn-You made me rush right over here when I saw there was an update, but no suckin', bangin or blowin goin' on here - that's for sure! I think Mark has rolled up his hose & gone home too! "

SamLBInj The Biker Poet says "Hey all, Sorry I havent been around, I am dealing with my oldest 22 year old son and girlfriend who were doing ok but are now back into drugs so I have my 1 and 3 year old grandsons to take care of, I'll be back SOON! Sam "

SamLBInj The Biker Poet says "PS My deck needs a real good blowing and My tool hasn't been started in quite some time so I will need some major help with it..."

Fleckin' 64778 says "Bugz - Ya hear that? A deck that needs a good blowing and a tool that needs a tune up! We'll wait for ya Sam.... Hang in there..."

Coal says "BANG! The tire pops. She: "This SUCKS!" Me: "BLOW!" She: *startled* Me: "Cell Phone is dead. No pump, no spare." She "This is gonna cost ya." "

Coal says "Later: She: "BANG!!SUCK!!BLOW!!""

Fleckin' 64778 says "This place blows without you Sam... Miss ya. Hope 2008 brings you some peace of mind and all the happiness in the world... for your deck too! LOL"

Gingerwink says "It sucks,, and when its wrecked, it bangs then it blows. what is it? A vacume cleaner with a turblulance issue"

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