Lose-Win Business Names
        by Coal  (martincoal@Writing.Com)
In our neighborhood I saw an old stepside van with the proclamation "BUTTCRACK PLUMBING," scrawled on it. This think-tank is dedicated to all such fearless entrepeneurs who invest untold resources into such well-crafted ventures.

The object of this game is to completely alienate the consumer with part of the business name, eliminating the need for costly products, employees and overhead. After all, why work when you can surf in and outs for the rest of your life!

Business Names can be actual or invented- if actual please tell the story behind it, if not you can make up a story or not......Just get out there and make it (not) happen!!


















Entrepeneur: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
at: 08-16-09 @ 9:45am
: Drink N Stink: The night club frequented by patrons of F&R and S&P.

Entrepeneur: Bre-Bre the Ringleader
at: 08-17-09 @ 10:17am
: T-Pain's Driving School...it's not a real place, but T-Pain is my favorite singer who supposedly has driving problems.

Entrepeneur: Fleckin' 64778
at: 08-17-09 @ 10:28pm
: Pump & Dump... Don't worry it's just a gas station with a hefty restroom facility!

Entrepeneur: Dreamin1_StormyWeather
at: 08-18-09 @ 5:04am
: lmao. not a dating service?

Entrepeneur: Fleckin' 64778
at: 08-18-09 @ 10:08am
: OT: I hadn't forgotten this place, but just ran out of funny ideas! I guess it could be a dating service, huh? LMAO!

Entrepeneur: Dad
at: 08-18-09 @ 8:41pm
: Don't forget the "Nova" means "Doesn't go" in Spanish. That's true. Ford didn't change the name of the car when they took it to Mexico. At first, they didn't change it.

Entrepeneur: Dreamin1_StormyWeather
at: 08-19-09 @ 7:19am
: Stop & Blow Your Nose Mart ..where Kleenex is king.

Entrepeneur: Dreamin1_StormyWeather
at: 08-19-09 @ 7:21am
: Roto-Pooter (an alternative to enemas)

Entrepeneur: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
at: 06-04-10 @ 5:55am
: The Eat N Beat, a place for good food and porn!

Entrepeneur: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
at: 06-04-10 @ 5:58am
: Studs N Cuds ~ a dating service catering to women who like cow farmers.

Entrepeneur: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
at: 06-04-10 @ 5:59am
: Alpha Mail - when you want your mail, and you want it NOW.

Entrepeneur: PurpleHaze - 5 VH2 chapters
at: 06-04-10 @ 6:40am
: Tridents: Collision auto repair. We remove dents.

Entrepeneur: PurpleHaze - 5 VH2 chapters
at: 06-04-10 @ 6:49am
: Mertz Proctology Clinic: If it hurts when it squirts, go to Mertz.

Entrepeneur: PurpleHaze - 5 VH2 chapters
at: 06-04-10 @ 6:59am
: Bair Necessities: Heating and Cooling systems (Gambrills, MD)

Entrepeneur: PurpleHaze - 5 VH2 chapters
at: 06-04-10 @ 7:09am
: Patchett: Welding Service - Gambrills, MD

Entrepeneur: LASinn
at: 06-18-10 @ 12:43pm
: Natural Selection: Genetics Testing

Entrepeneur: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
at: 06-20-10 @ 7:37am
: Buy Polar - A winter wear shop frequented by the residents of the asylum next door.

Entrepeneur: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
at: 06-20-10 @ 7:39am
: Looney Tunes - The record shop right next to Buy Polar.

Entrepeneur: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
at: 06-20-10 @ 7:42am
: Dee Lusions - A "specialty" shop catering to the GOD in you.

Entrepeneur: Prosperous Snow
at: 06-22-10 @ 10:38pm
: Road Kill Café, Las Vegas, NV

Entrepeneur: ~j
at: 08-06-10 @ 9:56am
: saw a sign on the side of a van this morning for Hwang Meats. it is terrible that the first thing I thought of was John Bobbitt...

Entrepeneur: Prosperous Snow
at: 08-07-10 @ 11:24am
: Crispy Critters Pest Control Las Vegas, NV

Entrepeneur: Mr. Chowda Head
at: 08-09-10 @ 4:15am
: Syphil-O s - The breakfast ceral that sticks with you for life.

Entrepeneur: Michael_Mauser
at: 08-13-10 @ 8:16am
: I've heard that there's a building firm in London called Patel Brothers; their advertising ran, "You've tried the cowboys - now try the Indians".

Entrepeneur: Fleckin' 64778
at: 09-07-10 @ 12:10am
: Hand Job - a nail salon somewhere in Texas (my step-brother posted a pic on FB today)

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