[07-10-09 @ 10:27am] OK, that answers that question in a totally non-alphabetical way. So what happened? We are using punctuation now? I knew that alphabet gimmick would never work like it was supposed to.
  : Steve Ellen

[07-10-09 @ 12:27pm] *&^%%$$?????<> $@%^$_&%_$!
  : Confused *MJ Quixote*

[07-10-09 @ 1:18pm] No, silly, it's like a gamers' code, enter !!! and the problem reverts back to an earlier program patch and then forwards to the corrected version and no one's the wiser! Gosh, thought you'd get that a little sooner and all.
  : catty WDC since 2003

[07-10-09 @ 1:19pm] Of course, you do know you have to be in the "run" mode otherwise you'll just crash your computer and then it's a total loss. But you probably knew that, right?
  : catty WDC since 2003

[07-10-09 @ 4:12pm] Buh???
  : pentatonic

[07-10-09 @ 7:22pm] What about the waddle mode? There should be a waddle mode.
  : Princess♥BooBoo

[07-11-09 @ 8:24am] I'm going into the spank mode if things don't improve in here.
  : Steve Ellen

[07-14-09 @ 12:10pm] Ooo, we'll have to change your name to "Spanky"
  : catty WDC since 2003

[07-15-09 @ 8:31am] I don't see why. We aren't changing you and Pengy's names to Waddly and Runny, are we?
  : Steve Ellen

[07-15-09 @ 11:47am] Sayyyy, I don't waddle nearly that bad!
  : catty WDC since 2003

[07-16-09 @ 8:37am] Your name is Runny.
  : Steve Ellen

[07-17-09 @ 1:56pm] Well, I aint that runny either. I'm more like a shot of electricity, you know, sometimes I brighten it up a little, sometimes I just shut it all down.
  : catty WDC since 2003

[07-17-09 @ 3:36pm] At times you might start a fire that shouldn't be put out with water due to the risk of making things worse--rather, you should be doused with a bucket of sand or such-like...
  : pentatonic

[07-18-09 @ 5:26am] She's wired. She blew a fuse. She's a socket in search of a plug. She's a bright light, a dim bulb. She's a dynamo, a powerhouse, a sparkplug, a live wire. She's shocking!
  : Steve Ellen

[07-19-09 @ 9:23am] Electrifying!
  : Confused *MJ Quixote*

[07-20-09 @ 2:13pm] *preens* Why, thank you! *Blows another fuse* Oh, pardon me!
  : catty WDC since 2003

[07-21-09 @ 8:41am] How many men does it take to change Catty's lightbulbs?
  : Steve Ellen

[07-21-09 @ 11:07am] I am willing to try~
  : Confused *MJ Quixote*

[07-21-09 @ 12:10pm]
  : catty WDC since 2003

[07-22-09 @ 9:20am] *squeaky noise of lightbulbs being unscrewed*
  : Steve Ellen

[07-22-09 @ 10:22am] waits in "de-light" (wait no lightbulb so) - waits in "de-dark" for the socket to empty so that the screwing can begin.....<PEEEYOUEEEE That was so bad <holds nose>>
  : Confused *MJ Quixote*

[07-22-09 @ 12:45pm] *gropes around in the dark* Hey, who's touching my tail? Wait a minute, what are you doing to my toes?
  : catty WDC since 2003

[07-22-09 @ 1:27pm] It's all so shocking!
  : Confused *MJ Quixote*

[07-22-09 @ 11:41pm] ZZZZZZZZAP. (Did anyone say that? *looks* No, I don't think so. Am I broadcasting again?..... Uh oh...)
  : pentatonic

[07-23-09 @ 5:13am] Forgot to wear your tin foil hat today, didn't you?
  : Steve Ellen

[07-23-09 @ 5:30am] foiled again!
  : Confused *MJ Quixote*

[07-24-09 @ 12:44pm] Damn! That hurt! Look, my toe ring almost melted onto my toe!
  : catty WDC since 2003

[07-25-09 @ 7:02am] Why are you wearing a toe ring? Did your feet marry each other? Isn't that incest?
  : Steve Ellen

[07-25-09 @ 2:12pm] Nooo, the toes get jealous of the fingers, they have rings so why not the toes? Besides, sparkles are yummy!
  : catty WDC since 2003

[07-26-09 @ 10:26am] If my toes got jealous of my fingers adornments then I would remind them that my fingers don't have to walk through dog poop all day.
  : Steve Ellen

[07-26-09 @ 5:10pm] Yeah. Toes should know their place.
  : pentatonic

[07-27-09 @ 1:56am] the little toe is silly
  : Confused *MJ Quixote*

[07-27-09 @ 9:40am] The big toe is a bully.
  : Steve Ellen

[07-27-09 @ 1:14pm] My toes don't go anywhere near dog poop and therefore know they are entitled to rings...the ankles get anklets, too!
  : catty WDC since 2003

[07-28-09 @ 7:48am] What? No knee and calf jewelry?
  : Steve Ellen

[07-28-09 @ 8:16am] Armpit braiding? Belly button rings for leashes?
  : Confused *MJ Quixote*

[07-28-09 @ 11:54am] *sigh* You guys went to the Circus Freaks of WDC again, didn't you? *Shakes head* It's going to take days to get them settled down now!
  : catty WDC since 2003

[07-29-09 @ 9:35am] No problem. We bought some intravenous sedative equipment at a yard sale in California. As long as you're willing to monitor our bodily functions we'll be cool.
  : Steve Ellen

[07-29-09 @ 10:22am] Tonsil piercing, ear drum plugs ... oh the list grows
  : Confused *MJ Quixote*

[07-29-09 @ 12:38pm] Monitor? You mean, like Michael's Dr did? 'Cause I don't want anyone bursting into my home in the middle of the night and start looking for...*Loud banging in background* 'Scuse me a minute...
  : catty WDC since 2003

[07-29-09 @ 8:55pm] Sorry 'bout that.
  : Princess♥BooBoo

[07-30-09 @ 9:48am] Why do penguins bang so loud?
  : Steve Ellen

[07-30-09 @ 2:19pm] 'cause is't sooo much more fun? Heh heh!
  : catty WDC since 2003

[07-31-09 @ 12:15pm] What, no witty comeback?
  : catty WDC since 2003

[08-01-09 @ 9:46am] Don't worry. After that banging she'll definitely come back for more.
  : Steve Ellen

[08-19-09 @ 11:08am] I just want to bang on the drum all day
  : Confused *MJ Quixote*

[08-19-09 @ 5:43pm] Never! Never! I'll never come back! Oh...wait...dang it!
  : Princess♥BooBoo

[08-19-09 @ 7:34pm] *laughs* Hey, Penguin! Welcome back!
  : catty WDC since 2003

[08-20-09 @ 1:47pm] bang!
  : Confused *MJ Quixote*

[09-14-09 @ 1:26pm] What, no party?
  : catty WDC since 2003

[09-15-09 @ 9:55am] Not without you here!
  : Steve Ellen

[09-19-09 @ 4:10pm] I'm a here and there type person. But let's party. or at least celebrate with chips and dip.
  : catty WDC since 2003

[09-20-09 @ 10:18am] Let's dip Chip in the cesspool. That's always good for a laugh.
  : Steve Ellen

[09-26-09 @ 2:10pm] Um not?
  : catty WDC since 2003

[09-27-09 @ 10:41am] Um uh huh!
  : Steve Ellen

[10-06-09 @ 7:17pm] Uh, NO. Capital "N" capital "O". NO. Noooooo.
  : catty WDC since 2003

[10-07-09 @ 9:54am] You're a party pooper.
  : Steve Ellen

[11-14-09 @ 12:55pm] With a capital P?
  : catty WDC since 2003

[11-15-09 @ 9:18am] Oh no you don't. I'm not going to fall for another one of your teasing come-ons just to see you vanish again for another month.
  : Steve Ellen

[11-15-09 @ 9:38pm] Don't worry. This tachyon-burst generator will prevent her from being able to escape. *confidently pats the tachyon-burst generator with his hand*
  : pentatonic

[11-16-09 @ 8:58am] I'm glad you have confidence in your insane imaginary hightech inventions. I've been doubtful ever since your moon rocket got caught out in the rain and sagged noticeably. I don't think cardboard is a reliable material for space engineering.
  : Steve Ellen

[11-16-09 @ 2:46pm] The most powerful technology is often the most fragile...
  : pentatonic

[11-17-09 @ 8:23am] That sounds like something people say to justify the injuries in the crowd after their invention explodes.
  : Steve Ellen

[11-21-09 @ 2:40pm] Besides, I only disappear for a week at a time, really! Humph! *Disappears*
  : catty WDC since 2003

[11-22-09 @ 9:58am] A week in WDC time is like 3 months in human time.
  : Steve Ellen

[11-23-09 @ 12:33pm] Wow, that must mean I've been gone for years! Holy bajesus! Penta, stop injuring people in the crowd with your insane imaginary inventions... You should finish the job and kill them off.
  : Dark Angel

[11-24-09 @ 9:53am] His training was aborted when you left. He coulda been a real good killer...
  : Steve Ellen

[11-24-09 @ 3:10pm] *glares at Penta* Now what did I tell you about practicing while I was away? *pins him to the wall with an over-sized spork and prepares to slice his head off to encourage a right answer*
  : Dark Angel

[11-24-09 @ 11:12pm] Ha! I've endured more sporks in my lifetime than you can imagine. The tides have turned, Ms. Angel...
  : pentatonic

[11-25-09 @ 11:18am] *raises my eyebrows and makes one cut from Pentas eye to the corner of his mouth* Wait, you are a guy right?
  : Dark Angel

[11-25-09 @ 8:55pm] *sigh* Yes. *goes off to wrap his face with gauze*
  : pentatonic

[11-27-09 @ 9:33am] Um.. so the people without scars are the ones who haven't met Dark Angel yet, right?
  : Steve Ellen

[12-01-09 @ 1:08pm] *shrugs* Nah, they're just the ones who haven't upset me.
  : Dark Angel

[12-02-09 @ 10:39am] Do you know the story of Sir Weatherbee's friendship fish?
  : Steve Ellen

[12-02-09 @ 12:28pm] That story is quite a long and secret story... but if you guess correctly I will give you a special treat. :)
  : aletts

[12-03-09 @ 9:07am] Once upon a time there was a boy named Fred who lived beside a lake. There were lots of fish in the lake which the boy enjoyed catching and eating.
  : Steve Ellen

[12-03-09 @ 9:08am] One day Fred caught a strange blue fish with big orange pop-eyes like a frog. "Please don't eat me!" said the fish.
  : Steve Ellen

[12-03-09 @ 9:09am] "I've never seen a fish like you before," Fred said. "How did you to learn to talk?"
  : Steve Ellen

[12-04-09 @ 9:24am] "It wasn't easy," the fish said. "I rented a lot of movies and turned off the subtitles. I trained my ear to recognize the nuances of human speech. Then I trained my lips to enunciate them."
  : Steve Ellen

[12-04-09 @ 9:25am] "I'm impressed," Fred said. "That was a lot of hard work and you seem to have a great vocabulary. Why did you do it?"
  : Steve Ellen

[12-04-09 @ 9:27am] "Thank you," the fish said. "I did it so I could talk to you and be your friend. I am your FRIENDSHIP FISH."
  : Steve Ellen

[12-04-09 @ 9:27am] THE END. ....... Well, do I get a special treat?
  : Steve Ellen

[12-04-09 @ 5:39pm] *pentatonic's slapping hand twitches, but he thinks better of it*
  : pentatonic

[12-05-09 @ 9:42am] I think the "special treat" offer was bogus. What's the chance that Sir Weatherbee would actually show up twice in the same month?
  : Steve Ellen

[12-06-09 @ 8:51pm] once in a blue moon... *pats Steve on the back* It'll be ok...
  : Dark Angel

[12-07-09 @ 10:50am] Yeah... blue moons... maybe we could all spraypaint our butts?
  : Steve Ellen

[12-07-09 @ 5:35pm] For your information I have returned and shall issue you your very own friendship fish for guessing. It wasn't exactly correct but it was close enough. Now, on to the painting!
  : aletts

[12-07-09 @ 10:04pm] -knock knock-
  : xjocax

[12-08-09 @ 12:30am] NO SOLICITORS!
  : pentatonic

[12-08-09 @ 9:12am] Who's there?
  : Steve Ellen

[12-08-09 @ 3:57pm] not me
  : xjocax

[12-09-09 @ 9:49am] Not me who?
  : Steve Ellen

[12-09-09 @ 12:16pm] ...Dork
  : Dark Angel

[12-20-09 @ 2:15pm] Did you know that a dork is a whales private part... or something like that
  : Dark Angel

[12-21-09 @ 11:24am] It's probably more important that the whale should know it than that I should know it.
  : Steve Ellen

[12-23-09 @ 4:06am] So have you all ever seen the show>Two men and a little Dork?
  : Dreamin1_StormyWeather

[12-23-09 @ 8:06pm] pickles are really rotten cucumbers.
  : Elizabeth GraceWood

[12-24-09 @ 8:40am] tomatoes are apples that lost their crunch
  : Steve Ellen

[03-22-11 @ 11:14pm] Less fear, more love! Less fear, more love! ... Is the protest over yet?
  : Steve Ellen

[03-23-11 @ 9:27pm] Who do I have to praise to get four?
  : Steve Ellen

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