: Steve ~ Friction
: 11-07-07 @ 9:31am
Did you hear: {c:lemming}Jackie Bendix and Ben Afflix were spotted at a popular Los Angeles refinery, and they appeared to have more than the bends, if you know what I mean.

: Coal
: 12-13-07 @ 5:09pm
Did you hear: Jackie Chan has been affixing spots to his L.A. finery, as his fashion sense has been a bit queer, if you know what I mean.

: Fleckin' Furious!
: 12-14-07 @ 3:53pm
Did you hear: Jackie Chan is queer! He was spotted in an episode of LA Law which revolved around the murder of an oil refinery multi-billionaire that resembled Boss Hogg from the old "Dukes of Hazzard"

: GMakin
: 12-14-07 @ 6:23pm
Did you hear: Isla fisher just married Barry white. She's now to be known as Isla White.

: GMakin
: 12-14-07 @ 6:24pm
Did you hear: *NEWSFLASH* Isla White has divorced Barry White and married Brian Ferry while rather drunk in Vegas. She is to be known from now on as Isla White Ferry (Groan).

: GMakin
: 12-14-07 @ 6:26pm
Did you hear: To ride the Isla White Ferry costs just £3.50 for a 20 minute slog. There is a pre-payment meter and inspectors will examine tickets.

: Fleckin' Furious!
: 12-16-07 @ 11:37pm
Did you hear: Who's a ferry? I can read about it if I pay how much to read someone's blog? What is a meteor exam, and how much are the tickets?

: Steve ~ Friction
: 12-17-07 @ 10:07am
Did you hear: That's incredible! A ferry got lost in the fog and was then hit by a meteor? And no one had paid for their tickets? How ironic is that?

: Coal
: 12-17-07 @ 1:06pm
Did you hear: Incredible fog-fairies and meteor show! No one has to pay for tickets! And rapper "I Ron Iccch" is all that!

: Of FireBorn~Autumnally Blissed
: 12-17-07 @ 7:33pm
Did you hear: If a fairy fails to fog a mirror, does that mean all tickets for the fairy's live appearance with Steve Ellen's Reindeer & The Nude Rockets in "Let's Strip and Take a Magical Meteor Shower" is cancelled?

: Of FireBorn~Autumnally Blissed
: 12-17-07 @ 7:34pm
Did you hear: and should the above happen, will kiddies the world over find reindeer squish instead of fairy ich under their trees? If so, how will they be able to rap their wee heads around it all?

: Steve ~ Friction
: 12-18-07 @ 7:02am
Did you hear: New rumor: Scientists report the number of chidren with wee heads is rising. It's unknown whether children's heads are actually shrinking or simply failing to grow. A nationwide study is underway.

: GMakin
: 12-18-07 @ 8:46am
Did you hear: Evidence from Russia suggests children suffering from 'Dwarf-head syndrome' are indicative of mans continued evolution up his own backside. Related research indicates heads are also likely to be more bullet shaped in future. One can only hope.

: Coal
: 12-18-07 @ 10:19am
Did you hear: "Scud-children" are being mutated by governments all over the world. These organic missiles don't do alot of damage, but they're cheap and easy to replace!

: Of FireBorn~Autumnally Blissed
: 12-18-07 @ 12:31pm
Did you hear: Bullet-shaped, abnormally small heads are not being seen only in children, "The National Tattler" reports, citing Steve Ellen's little "Ellen" as a classic example. (At least, that's the WDC Latrine-o-gram 'scuddle-butt')

: Ida_Matilda_Wright
: 12-28-07 @ 1:11pm
Did you hear: I am about to add to my port. A folder called letters. Also did you hear that people here are a great support.

: Fleckin' Furious!
: 01-04-08 @ 12:29am
Did you hear: Right? Right... I heard that there are masses of people hanging out in Port Canaveral and they're all wearing support pantyhose while doing math problems... adding I think...

: Coal
: 01-18-08 @ 1:16pm
Did you hear: Massive peephole hangings in Porterville. "Support Pantyhose!" rioters are undoing the problem, I think.

: Autumn~equivoque
: 05-01-08 @ 11:54am
Did you hear: There is a new TV series, titled "Sport Pantyhose"; the writers are currently fixing a large problem in the script, mainly due to the boss's dropping a lit cigar smack back in the middle as he gave it a lookover.

: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
: 05-02-08 @ 6:25am
Did you hear: A new reality show, "Panty Holes" is set to be aired next Fall. Specialty cigars, pre lit, are being made as a promotional tool. Come give it a look over!

: Coal
: 07-01-08 @ 8:59pm
Did you hear: That new show "Pan Tee Holes" will probably fall. Chef Czars try to cook while golfers chip balls into the pan...

: Sherri the Writer
: 07-16-08 @ 12:01pm
Did you hear: The new fall show "Pan Tee Wholes" features Chef Czars trying to cook golfer's chipped balls in a pan.

: Dad
: 05-18-09 @ 9:21pm
Did you hear: The new fall show "Pan Tee Ho's" features Chef Czard trying to chop golfers balls in a pan.

: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
: 05-19-09 @ 5:53am
Did you hear: New rumor: The leading man in Twilight, Rob Pattenson, is having an affair with Joan Rivers. "It's love," Rob says. "Bite me!" says Joan.

: catty WDC since 2003
: 06-03-09 @ 1:47pm
Did you hear: New rumor: Peter Pan and Pan T. Hose are merging to become Peter and Hose?

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