corked by: Steve ~ Friction
at: 03-11-10 @ 9:51am
Message: Of course, one day they will invent virtual porn that's exactly like reality. Then the collapse of civilization will be complete.

corked by: Dad
at: 03-11-10 @ 9:11pm
Message: Yeah, but considering the current state of civilization, will anyone notice?

corked by: Steve ~ Friction
at: 03-12-10 @ 10:45am
Message: Not me, I'll be enjoying my virtual porn machine.

corked by: Dad
at: 03-12-10 @ 10:01pm
Message: *Sigh* Saw a bit of graffiti on the men's room wall at college. It said, "This place is like the game of bridge. If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner."

corked by: Steve ~ Friction
at: 03-13-10 @ 8:32am
Message: I've always liked the classic bit of graffiti found over the urinal: What are you looking up here for? The joke is in your hand.

corked by: Dad
at: 03-13-10 @ 9:47am
Message: Those who write on bathroom walls, roll the turds into little balls. Those who read those lines of wit, eat those little balls of ... er, um, ... poop.

corked by: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
at: 03-13-10 @ 10:00am
Message: I heard that one before. I even tried rewriting it with bigger words, it came out kinda funny...

corked by: Steve ~ Friction
at: 03-14-10 @ 10:15am
Message: Here I sit all broken-hearted / Tried to poop but only farted.

corked by: Steve ~ Friction
at: 03-14-10 @ 10:15am
Message: No matter how you shake and dance / The last few drops go down your pants.

corked by: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
at: 03-14-10 @ 11:15am
Message: THAT, my friend, is an image I did not need.

corked by: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
at: 03-14-10 @ 11:18am
Message: I once saw something on a bathroom wall that said "Bethany is so stupid!" and the caption underneath, clearly written by someone else saying "YOUR stupid!"

corked by: Steve ~ Friction
at: 03-15-10 @ 8:39am
Message: I saw an obscene drawing of two people on the wall of a stall and it was labeled with arrows and the words ME and YOU. How did they know I would choose that particular stall???

corked by: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
at: 03-15-10 @ 6:24pm
Message: Fate, I guess.

corked by: Dad
at: 03-15-10 @ 10:34pm
Message: Actually, Rave didn't know this, but they confided it to me. They had watched you for weeks, and you always used the same stall. ALWAYS!! You were so predictable. They could even set they watches by your bowel movements. That's how they knew.

corked by: Steve ~ Friction
at: 03-16-10 @ 8:28am
Message: Ew. When Mickey's hand points at his butt, it's Poop Time.

corked by: Dad
at: 03-16-10 @ 10:44pm
Message: Ya know how to tell when it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch? When the big hand is on the little hand!

corked by: Steve ~ Friction
at: 03-17-10 @ 9:35am
Message: Ya know what Minnie Mouse said to Mickey Mouse when she saw him naked for the first time on their wedding night? "Maybe I should have married a rat."

corked by: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
at: 03-17-10 @ 6:11pm
Message: The business end of a male rat's genetalia is disproportionately small compared to the size of his testes. Therefore, I conclude, that marrying a rat would have absolutely no advantage to a mouse. Or perhaps I'm missing the punchline.

corked by: Dad
at: 03-17-10 @ 11:02pm
Message: That had a punchline?

corked by: Steve ~ Friction
at: 03-18-10 @ 10:47am
Message: I should explain that Minnie Mouse had a neurotic fear of male genitalia, so when she saw how well Mickey was hung she wondered if the disproportionately small anatomy of a rat might have made a less disturbing marriage for her.

corked by: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
at: 03-18-10 @ 10:51am
Message: Oh, now it ALL makes sense...

corked by: Dad
at: 03-18-10 @ 10:27pm
Message: I quit drinking when things like that started making sense. Maybe I should start drinking again??

corked by: Steve ~ Friction
at: 03-19-10 @ 10:49am
Message: There's more to the world than just making sense of it. There is also Origami.

corked by: Dad
at: 03-19-10 @ 9:47pm
Message: And rock climbing. And baseball! Don't forget baseball!

corked by: Steve ~ Friction
at: 03-20-10 @ 6:14am
Message: I've written it on Ravenwand's forehead so neither one of us will forget it. What are we supposed to do when we remember it?

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