corked by: Dad
at: 10-07-09 @ 9:57am
Message: Actually, Steve, when they take my wallet, they fail to realize that I have no credit cards, and I don't keep money there. All they get is a picture of me, which, by itself, is a very scary thought for the poor fools.

corked by: Dad
at: 10-07-09 @ 9:57am
Message: *peers over catty's shoulder* So, what do you see in there?

corked by: Steve ~ Friction
at: 10-07-09 @ 10:05am
Message: Enough ID's to create your very own fictional personality, flee the country, and live happily ever after in Brazil.

corked by: Dad
at: 10-08-09 @ 9:45pm
Message: HMNMMM. Looks like you have enough ID's in there to start your own city of Steves. Scary thought.

corked by: Steve ~ Friction
at: 10-09-09 @ 9:56am
Message: We'll need a Mum and Dad to cook, clean house, and buy us stuff. Catty? Dad?

corked by: Dad
at: 10-09-09 @ 10:40pm
Message: So sorry, Steve. I'm already married, and not to catty. Hate to break your heart. But I'll take your money, instead!

corked by: catty WDC since 2003
at: 11-14-09 @ 12:55pm
Message: Oh, I loves a good heart-breakin, I do!

corked by: Dad
at: 11-14-09 @ 4:34pm
Message: Go for it, catty. Steve loves having his heart broken.

corked by: Steve ~ Friction
at: 11-15-09 @ 9:08am
Message: No I don't. ... Unless it's some cool unconventional way that I never saw coming.

corked by: Dad
at: 11-15-09 @ 9:51pm
Message: How about with a pneumatic tire changer?

corked by: Steve ~ Friction
at: 11-16-09 @ 8:55am
Message: I didn't see that coming. But I don't believe Catty is a heartbreaker. I think she is a heartmender.

corked by: Dad
at: 11-16-09 @ 10:28pm
Message: OK. I'll go with that. As long as it's not wind that she breaks. At least, not too frequently.

corked by: Steve ~ Friction
at: 11-17-09 @ 8:07am
Message: Um... she's very fond of Mexican food. Frequency could be an issue.

corked by: Dad
at: 11-17-09 @ 11:00pm
Message: So could sensory overload.

corked by: Steve ~ Friction
at: 11-18-09 @ 7:49am
Message: There are many who no longer live on the island: Coal, MJ Quixote, LadyBooBoo, Fleck, Mark...

corked by: Dad
at: 11-18-09 @ 11:01pm
Message: Whatever happened to them? Was it something I said, or something I didn't say? *sob* Please come back! I miss you!

corked by: Steve ~ Friction
at: 11-19-09 @ 8:59am
Message: Don't blame yourself. People who live on islands tend to be lazy procrastinating slackers. You just have to endure the low level of efficiency.

corked by: Dad
at: 11-19-09 @ 10:46pm
Message: I'll have you know that I am not a lazy, procrastinating slacker. I am a no-good lazy, procrastinating slacker.

corked by: Steve ~ Friction
at: 11-20-09 @ 10:05am
Message: I was too lazy to give your full title its just dues.

corked by: Dad
at: 11-21-09 @ 12:25am
Message: You are forgiv-- ... I am too lazy to finish the wor--

corked by: Steve ~ Friction
at: 11-21-09 @ 8:58am
Message: Worship? Wormhole? ... Damn lazy procrastinating slackers and their half-finished telegrams!

corked by: Dad
at: 11-21-09 @ 10:47am
Message: Dammit, get it right. I'm a damned, no-good, lazy, procrastinating slacker. *shakes head* Must I do everything?

corked by: case
at: 11-21-09 @ 11:18am
Message: It's lookin that way, but don't worry, everything can wait until tomorrow.

corked by: catty WDC since 2003
at: 11-21-09 @ 2:18pm
Message: or at the very least, next week....

corked by: Dad
at: 11-21-09 @ 9:52pm
Message: Thanks for reminding me. Why put off until tomorrow what I can put of indefinitely?

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