corked by: bumblegrum (aka Grum)
at: 04-20-13 @ 8:05pm
Message: Just as well. I know the Antichaos formulatiom make Grumula sneeze, but it brings me out in a virulent green rash. Most uncomfortable. Mind you, catty's tender mercies might be worth it, although perhaps that's a bit rash. (No ML, so GROAN)

corked by: Dad
at: 04-21-13 @ 8:04pm
Message: *GROAN* The thing you don't seem to understand, BBG, is that, before rubbing the good, old-fashioned, secret-family-recipe Antichaos balm on, catty sharpens the claws. Please note the scars on my back.

corked by: bumblegrum (aka Grum)
at: 04-22-13 @ 12:07am
Message: The presence of scars on the back leads to speculation, much of it lascivious or derogatory, about how they got there and under what circumstances. Care to elaborate, Dad?

corked by: Dad
at: 04-22-13 @ 10:14pm
Message: Catty wass rubbing Antichaos balm on my back, "forgot" to retract the freshly-sharpened claws, then, for relief, bathed the wounds with salt water. Pain. Fearful pain! And not the exquisite type.

corked by: Ms. Penguin - 7 Yrs On WDC
at: 04-25-13 @ 4:12pm
Message: I'm here as backup, oh Lord of Chaos. *bows*

corked by: Dad
at: 04-25-13 @ 10:13pm
Message: Ass-kissing doesn't become you, Pengy!

corked by: bumblegrum (aka Grum)
at: 04-27-13 @ 7:27pm
Message: Now now, dad, don't be rude to my friend Ms Penguin. She provides sterling support to the L of C. In fact, without her help, I'd still be just a drivelling idiot trying to be amusing in In & Outs. Hang on a minute, what's changed?

corked by: Dad
at: 04-27-13 @ 10:10pm
Message: Your crown seems to be tilted a little. Here, let me help you with tha.......Hey! Wait a minute! This thing is made outta paper and tape. Great coloring job, though, I must say. *Duly impressed*

corked by: bumblegrum (aka Grum)
at: 04-28-13 @ 7:23pm
Message: Oh yes, I'm just wearing this crown while the real one's at the cleaners. You'd be surprised how dirty crowns get with constant use. Why, my consort has to have hers cleaned - ooh three or four times a year.

corked by: Dad
at: 04-29-13 @ 10:18pm
Message: *nods knowingly* That's a real good story, BBG. I'm on to you. You can't fool me. That's what I have Mom for.

corked by: bumblegrum (aka Grum)
at: 04-30-13 @ 7:15am
Message: You have Mom for the specific purpose of fooling you? Yes, I can well believe that. Mom must be a very patient lady; I can just hear her now, "There there, Dad, don't upset yourself. The nasty Bumblegrum will go away if you don't annoy him."

corked by: Dad
at: 04-30-13 @ 10:13pm
Message: BUT I DON'T WANT BBG TO GO AWAY! Than, I'd have only Steve to feud with. Much more fun to parry with more than one person at a time!

corked by: Steve Ellen
at: 05-01-13 @ 2:27am
Message: Parry or party? Or both?! Drinks and swords for everyone!

corked by: Dad
at: 05-01-13 @ 9:27pm
Message: Hey! Both sounds like a plan to me! Drinks and swords, chips to be eaten and chunks (of flesh) to be removed! Hot time on Old Towne tonight!

corked by: bumblegrum (aka Grum)
at: 05-03-13 @ 7:11am
Message: It follows, logically, that if you do annoy me, I won't go away. Now to work out who has annoyed me - well, as things stand, it can only be Steve Ellen or Dad. Ms Penguin and catty seem to have disappeared. Maybe they don't like excess testosterone!

corked by: Dreamin1-GoodDeeds2ndPlace
at: 05-04-13 @ 2:20am
Message: Examines the testosterone under a microscope. Think this would sell on Craigslist or eBay? I'm surprised nobody has done that yet.

corked by: Dad
at: 05-04-13 @ 10:13am
Message: I wouldn't be surprised if someone's tried. People are nasty.

corked by: Steve Ellen
at: 05-04-13 @ 11:10am
Message: Hey, there's nothing nasty about testosterone! Mine smells like honey butter.

corked by: catty
at: 05-14-13 @ 12:52am
Message: I am not sticking my nose down there to verify that! Holy-moley!

corked by: bumblegrum (aka Grum)
at: 05-17-13 @ 7:13am
Message: Just exactly down where would you object to sticking your nose, catty? I mean, cat's noses get into some very odd places indeed, although I grant you, not quite as odd as with dogs!

corked by: Dad
at: 05-17-13 @ 10:41pm
Message: There's something to say there, but, no, I ain't gonna be the one to say it. So there.

corked by: bumblegrum (aka Grum)
at: 05-19-13 @ 7:00pm
Message: Chicken! (See Battle 101)

corked by: Dad
at: 05-19-13 @ 8:16pm
Message: Duck! (See Daffy)

corked by: bumblegrum (aka Grum)
at: 05-21-13 @ 6:50pm
Message: Yeah, I can never make up my mind between Daffy and Bugs. I'd give Bugs a shade of the odds; he almost always comes out a winner, although you gotta admit that Daffy is an eternal optimist.

corked by: Dad
at: 05-21-13 @ 10:08pm
Message: Yeah, but Bugs keep making that wrong toin in Albukoiky.

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