corked by: Dad
at: 01-18-12 @ 10:42pm
Message: We could always hop into the ol' time machine, and clone her oth old fashioned way

corked by: Mr Zaborskii
at: 01-20-12 @ 2:45pm
Message: OLD time machine? How old exactly is this time machine? I'd hate to think we were using old Atlantean technology to transport ourselves to the sixties. It would be the ultimate ruin of their civilization, perhaps even more so than their flood.

corked by: Steve Ellen
at: 01-20-12 @ 9:07pm
Message: I've visited the sixties and I think they would prefer old Atlantean time machines. It was in the seventies, after Star Wars came out, that a desire for sleeker time machines sprang up. They wanted their time machines to be shiny, hi-tech, and beeping.

corked by: Dad
at: 01-20-12 @ 10:34pm
Message: Old-timne machine. You know, It can only go forward as far as the present time, but it can go back to the age of dinosaurs, maybe even the 1940's.

corked by: Dreamin1_StormyWeather
at: 01-21-12 @ 2:01am
Message: If it went back to the dinosaur age, would dino dung be priceless?

corked by: Dad
at: 01-21-12 @ 9:36pm
Message: Must not be. It's obviously worthless. Otherwise, the market would be flooded with it. Pre-packaged, of course

corked by: Mr Zaborskii
at: 01-23-12 @ 3:32am
Message: Pre-packaged, meaning there is a plastic bag strapped to a dinosaur's rear-end.

corked by: Dreamin1_StormyWeather
at: 01-23-12 @ 3:40am
Message: okay now my WDC pages are messing up. What's up with that? I had this problem before and don't remember how to fix it. sheesh.

corked by: Dad
at: 01-23-12 @ 9:40pm
Message: Throw away old computer and buy new one? That's what Son said I should do with mine.

corked by: Mr Zaborskii
at: 01-25-12 @ 7:08pm
Message: No, yours is probably an antique. Keep it for another year and it will be worth millions. "ladies and gentlemen, before we had computers, we had this!"

corked by: Steve Ellen
at: 01-25-12 @ 9:30pm
Message: ..and then he brings out a monkey with an evil grin and brightly glowing eyes and says to it: "Speak some binary for the people, Pongo!"

corked by: Mr. Chowda Head
at: 01-26-12 @ 4:30am
Message: 'One' replied Pongo, handing him a punch card and requesting that it be put into the compiler. The request seemed BASIC enough, but Pongo insisted 'It's FORTRAN'.

corked by: Steve Ellen
at: 01-26-12 @ 8:57pm
Message: TRAN said, "Oh no, it's not for me" but after Pongo punched his dance card a few times he said, "OK, it's FORTRAN." Quietly watching from a dark corner was Bill Gates who said to himself, "I could make a billion dollars with that monkey..."

corked by: Dad
at: 01-27-12 @ 9:26pm
Message: I don't like FORTRAN. I'm more or less ANTITRAN.

corked by: Steve Ellen
at: 01-28-12 @ 5:58pm
Message: Who needs a TRAN when an airplane is so much faster?

corked by: Dad
at: 01-29-12 @ 9:06pm
Message: Isn't it an airPLAN?

corked by: Dreamin1_StormyWeather
at: 02-03-12 @ 4:11am
Message: One look at the plans told Rico that they'd have a stopover in Fairbanks, Alaska during their flight..

corked by: Steve Ellen
at: 02-03-12 @ 6:57pm
Message: Rico wondered why the banks were so fair in Alaska. Maybe it was the lack of competition.

corked by: Dad
at: 02-03-12 @ 10:19pm
Message: Or maybe because they're always covered with snow, and they just look fair.

corked by: Dreamin1_StormyWeather
at: 02-04-12 @ 2:28pm
Message: He seemed a little foncused when he hurried to the banks to make a deposit. He decided to draw in the snow.

corked by: Steve Ellen
at: 02-04-12 @ 5:38pm
Message: Naturally he was arrested for indecent exposure. "You're lucky you didn't get frostbite," said the cop.

corked by: Dad
at: 02-04-12 @ 8:49pm
Message: The judge, Sharon Cox, took one look at his rather impressive "drawing tool" and declared it was certainly not indecent. Later in her private chambers, she declared it was, indeed, "in decent."

corked by: Dreamin1_StormyWeather
at: 02-14-12 @ 3:32am
Message: "My pencil! Where's my pencil?" he cried afterward.

corked by: Dad
at: 02-14-12 @ 10:41pm
Message: Judge Cox smiled libidinously and lay back across her desk again. "You could look for it in here," she cooed, pointing down. "You could even use that impressive probing tool of yours to do the search!"

corked by: Dreamin1_StormyWeather
at: 02-15-12 @ 2:53am
Message: And so he did as he was told and searched her attache case

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