OT: Interestingly, Fleck had similar battery problems in a certain video. Mind you, the video lasts over two hours. I may have to edit the 'highlights' before uploading to YouTube. (Roscoe )

ROTFLMFAO!!!! LOL @ both destinydances and Roscoe. Roscoe-you're a funny guy-but no damn Merit Badge, or two or whatever you're up to now! lol (Fleckin' 64778 )

Interestingly, there are two kinds of people who reveal personal information, those who enjoy embarrassing themselves, and those who enjoy embarrassing Fleck. (Anne Light )

OT: Still @ Roscoe! I hope it was good for me! (Fleckin' 64778 )

Two kinds of people-those who look forward to snow with anxious anticipation to play in it & others who just worry about how fast it will melt or how bad it will make the roads. (Fleckin' 64778 )

OT: We're getting snow here! Like 1-3" Best part is, here, it will melt within a day, but it will be enough and be here long enough for me & the kids to play in & enjoy! WOO HOO!!! (Fleckin' 64778 )

There are two kinds of snow, the one that the children enjoy, building snowmans and so on, and the wrong kind of snow that causes delays. (Anne Light )

Two kinds of reaction to snow; those who regard it as a magical transformation of water into translucent, intricately branched, hexagonal ice crystals, and those who regard it as an unnecessary freezing of water and, frankly, God showing off. (Roscoe )

Two kinds "snow": The kind that's cold and the kind that's sold. (Satuawany )

OT: And both make your nose run. (Anne Light )

OT: Ooooooh. (Satuawany )

OT: Now how come Steve & Roscoe aren't groaning at that? LOL (Fleckin' 64778 )

Two kinds of groans: loud obvious showy bold ostentatious groans... and quiet subdued discrete wellbred groans. Same goes for burps and farts. (Steve Ellen )

There are two types of motorcycle cops, those who wear face-shields and the others with fascinating bug-craters and raccoon eyes (Coal )

There are two kinds of people in the world .... Those who have perfect "model" figures .... ... and all of the rest of us!! (Bella Bunny )

Two kinds of cops; those who say to a goon, "Are you going to come quietly or do I have to use the handcuffs?" and those who say to a Goon, "Are you going to come quietly or do I have to use the earplugs?" (Roscoe )

OT: Interestingly enough, I heard both lines of the above dialogue as I edited the 'highlights' of a certain video. However there were no cops involved. (Roscoe )

OT: And to think - a couple of measly Merit Badges and all this would disappear ... (Roscoe )

OT: Fleck couldn't be here this morning to slap your face for that remark. Somebody misplaced the key to her handcuffs and her handyman still had his earplugs in so he didn't hear her calls for help. (Steve Ellen )

OT: OMG! I wouldn't pass up this humor for anything Roscoe - Bring it on my friend! And you're not calling me a goon are you??? (Fleckin' 64778 )

OT: Goon is a term of affection in Roscoeville. It comes from "Go on, now!" a playful expression between lovers. (Steve Ellen )

OT: Roscoe's made me laugh so much over the last week I'm almost feeling inclined to give a merit badge for comedy, but he'll think it's to hide some video that doesn't exist, so now I cant... too bad! (Fleckin' 64778 )

There are two kinds of possible titles for this in & out. One is "Two Kinds", the other is "OT". I just didn't want to rename, yet. (Anne Light )

There are two kinds of OT - Off Topic and Official Timeout.. which seems interchangeable here at this I/O! LOL (Fleckin' 64778 )

There are two kinds of ways to describe winter - cold and *frigging* cold. Today would be the latter of the two! (Petra Pansky )

There are two kinds of people, those who put their shopping cart in the desginated spots when finished and those who don't. (hbar )

Two kinds of shoppers; those who place their cart at the nearest officially designated return location, and those who place their cart at the nearest officially designated scenic location and preferably upside down in a stream. (Roscoe )

OT: I like to point out some people are posting entries with the required accompanying OTs (Roscoe )

OT: The above OT should, of course, have read without the required accompanying OTs (Roscoe )

I didn't make this up -- it's a t-shirt my brother got for Xmas: There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't. (Asymmetrical )

Like the one I found in a book I got for Christmas: There are three kinds of people, those who can count and those who can't. (Anne Light )

Two kinds of pedestrians; those who walk as part of a healthy lifestyle, and those who walk because their son is home from college. (Roscoe )

OT: This OT deliberately left blank. (Roscoe )

OT: STILL laughing at Roscoe! LOL (Fleckin' 64778 )

There are two kinds of ideas, those that come in a quick flash of inspiration, and those that... (Anne Light )

Two kinds of people, those who can count and those who post in "SIX DEGREES of Word Association"  (Roscoe )

OT: @ Roscoe (as usual)! Ya got that right! (Fleckin' 64778 )

There are 2 kinds of bloggers-those who do it as a way of purging what's in their mind as a journal and others who do it to determine one's popularity by the amount of comments they get in return. (Fleckin' 64778 )

There are two kinds of bloggers, those who only post after they get notified by the blog reminders and those who get the entries in just before, so they avoid the notification. (Anne Light )

There are two kinds of bloggers: The ones who rant and rave about how the world mistreats them... and the ones who are the REASON those bloggers rant and rave about how the world mistreats them. (Steve Ellen )

There are two kinds of presidential candidates-those the people love to hate and.... wait, make it one kind - my bad! (Fleckin' 64778 )

There are two kinds of presidential candidates, the two I heard of, and do the Republicans have one? (Anne Light )

OT: Yes they do - Hillary is aiming for the pro-bush vote. (Roscoe )

ROTFLMAO @ Roscoe (Fleckin' 64778 )

Two kinds of politicians; those who approach issues with an open mind and those who approach issues with an open mouth. (Roscoe )

OT: Interestingly, in a certain video ... no, better not, this forum is only 18+ ... (Roscoe )

OT: OK Fleck, I'll settle for a completely impartial, no-holds-barred, glowing review of an item in my port. (Roscoe )

OT: Aha!The video footage that never was! LOL Roscoe you crack me up honestly! Everyone-if you haven't already, please do read this by Roscoe-an amazing piece of work! "Dad"  (Good enough Roscoe? lol) (Fleckin' 64778 )

OT: Many thanks Fleck for your moving, completely unsolicited comments. Rest assured that a certain video that never was has now been destroyed. (Roscoe )

OT: It was my uncoerced pleasure! (Fleckin' 64778 )

There are 2 kinds of videos - those made at the expense of others and those which are expensive to keep out of the public viewing eye. (Fleckin' 64778 )

Two kinds of people; those who believe in the maxim 'Know thyself', and those who believe only the shallow know themselves. (Roscoe )

There are 2 kinds of egomaniacs-those who can barely fit their head through the door because they think they're so great & those who believe doors should be opened for them because they are so great. (Fleckin' 64778 )

Two kinds of people, those who are characters, and those that act out of character. (Anne Light )

There are 2 kinds of grapes... those whose destiny is to become a fine wine and sour grapes whose best destiny is hoping they'll become a raisin. (Fleckin' 64778 )

There are two kinds of destinies, those we give as a reason for doing what we want to, and those that we give as a reason for why we failed. (Anne Light )

OT: Very well said Anne! (Fleckin' 64778 )

There are two kinds of excuses, those that we give as a lame explanation for our actions, and those we hesitate to give because we fear it will be taken as the first kind. (Satuawany )

OT: Mea culpa, I've deprived Steve for far too long ... (Roscoe )

Two kinds of people; those who enjoy playing the Nina: Agent Chronicles PC game and those who find their freakin’ PC freezes whenever the main character appears and end up roaring at the screen, “DON’T SPY FOR ME, AGENT NINA!” (Roscoe )

OT: @ Roscoe! Welcome back Roscoe~ We've missed you! (Fleckin' 64778 )

There are 2 kinds of impressions you can form - first impressions for which you'll be judged from that point forward and the rest that will never matter because you've already made a first impression. (Fleckin' 64778 )

There are two kinds of people, those who will call you by your name, and those who will call you names. (Anne Light )

Two kinds of people; those who believe the secret of staying young is a healthy diet and regular exercise, and those who believe the secret of staying young is to lie about your age. (Roscoe )

Two kinds of people who stay young, those who force themselves to eat only veggies and refrain from smoking, drinking, and partying, and those who don't bother, live dangerously - and die young. (Anne Light )

Two kinds of eaters - those who watch what they should and shouldn't eat and those who watch the food as they shovel it into their mouth! (Fleckin' 64778 )

There are two kind of eaters - those who chew each bite meticulously, because they were told it's good for health and those who swallow each bite in one go, even though they know they shouldn't (never mind the gas) (mars )

2 kinds of fathers-those who don't do any real parenting other than the fun stuff at their leisure & real dads (those who are there for sick days, homework and play even when they don't feel like it.) (Fleckin' 64778 )

Two kinds of fathers, the ones with a frock, and the useful ones. (Anne Light )

Two kinds of teenagers, the ones who refuse to listen, and the ones who refuse to talk. (Anne Light )

OT: And those teenagers were probably the opposite end of the spectrum as toddlers! Go figure~ (Fleckin' 64778 )

Two kinds of writing; 'romantic' stories for females where girl gets boy into pickle, and 'action' stories for males where boy gets pickle into girl. (Roscoe )

OT: Sheeesh, quiet in here. Has everybody else got themselves a life? (Roscoe )

Two approaches to plastic shopping bags littering streets and countryside; those who propose a very expensive cleanup campaign, and those who propose the plastic bag as the new national flag, thus transforming us from litter louts to patriots. (Roscoe )

Two kinds of people: Those that think sarcasm is the lowest form of humor and those that just knooooww that can't be true. (Satuawany )

Two kinds of people: Those who think Roscoe is culpable of the lowest form of humor, and those who think it's Steve. (Anne Light )

OT: Forgive me, guys. (Anne Light )

Two kinds of holiday weekends... pleasant, fun-filled holiday gatherings on the outside (facade for dysfunctional families) and those who don't care about pretending & just start throwing dishes along with harsh words. (Fleckin' 64778 )

there are two kinds of dogs, the two legged drooling, pawing ones and the four legged lovable ones. (CountryGirl found her good boy )

Two kinds of people; those who can't distinguish between Irony and Sarcasm, and those who make masterful use of Irony, like Roscoe and Shakespeare and ... umm ... Steve. (Roscoe )

OT: @ Roscoe (Fleckin' 64778 )

Two kinds of jacuzzi's - those with the champagne, romance & bubbles and the homemade kind where you fart in the tub! (Fleckin' 64778 )

OT: Thanks a bunch Fleckin' 64778 your Flub in a tub has now ruined my favourite Floozie in a jacuzzi daydream. (Roscoe )

OT: Sorry, I had just watched that Eddie Murphy movie where he said "when I was little & we wanted a jacuzzi-we used to fart in the tub." (Fleckin' 64778 )

OT: Tread softly for you tread on my dreams (Roscoe )

Two kinds of people; those who believe it would have changed the history of music if Beethoven had died at the age of twenty two in a plane crash, and those who believe it would have changed the history of aviation. (Roscoe )

Two kinds of people: Those that can hold their liquor and those that toss it back before they can spill it. (Satuawany )

There are two kinds of tread, heavy-duty to conquer any surface and the slick, smooth kind that allow Roscoe's dreams to stay intact. (Fleckin' 64778 )

Two kinds-those who hold their liquor double-fisted while at a party and those who can't hold it the morning after. (Fleckin' 64778 )

We are like quilts. Everyone who has ever touched our life has added a piece to our quilt. Some pieces are jagged and ugly. Some are beautiful in shape, texture, and color. But it takes all the pieces to make us who we are. (Pat remembers our heroes )

Two ways the quilt metaphor applies to ourselves: Our experiences form a random pattern, and we get stung in the process. (Anne Light )

There are 2 ways you can get stung by a bee; he can sting you right on the tip of the nose *Ouch!* OR he can charge you $15 for a jar of honey. (deemac )

There are 2 kinds of ways to snoop... pretend like you're not up to anything even though you're not a good actor, or just be so obvious that they'll doubt you're up to anything. (Fleckin' 64778 )

There are two ways to get away with snooping: Don't get caught, or if you are, claim you were looking for your car keys, but have gone through all the likely places already, so you started with the unlikely ones. (Anne Light )

There are two kinds of drinkers' car keys: Those that are lost, and those that should get lost. (Satuawany )

There are two kinds of people - those who are alive and those who are not (Confused *MJ Quixote* )

There are two kinds of people: People who give a crap, and people who don't. (Sherri the Writer )

There are two kinds of people, the ones who give a shit, and the ones who take it. (Anne Light )

There are 2 kinds of assholes (can I say that here? One that causes shit & the other that gets rid of it! (Fleckin' 64778 )

There are two kinds of templates, the boring ones and snowclones. Join me! "Invalid Item"  (Anne Light )

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