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 Kickin' Back on the Ice Floe
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Fishing Penguin  [#1297783]
fishing penguin


Awwww, Gothie found a new home! Bigsmile  What a cute wittle ice floe...surrounded by fish! Delight  What else could a little penguin ask for?  Oh yes, I know~her friends! Smile

Won't you come and fulfill a little penguin's fondest wish? *holds out flipper* I know you want to! Smile



'Rav - Back Down Under!!! View aravan's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "But he sold us out for good when he did that "Australia" movie with Nicole Kidman..."

Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "*cross-references memory* Nope, haven't watched that one."

Steve ~ Friction View friction's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "There are a lot of movies I haven't watched... books I haven't read... places I've never visited... but there has never been anything in my freezer that was not eventually eaten."

'Ropa all settled :) View snuffals's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "I loved Wloverine. I didn't love Australia. I loved the new Star Trek too. I have my Phonology exam tomorrow. What am I doing here?!!"

'Rav - Back Down Under!!! View aravan's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Procrastinating? Doing something more fun than studying? Being 'Ropa? All of the above?"

Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Loverine? Sounds like a cross between a fruit and a morning-after pill. {e:crosseyes}"

Steve ~ Friction View friction's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "It's a tangerine stuffed with enough RU 486 to abort a horse."

Mark View iammark301's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "I guess in the swamp you never know what you're getting?"

'Rav - Back Down Under!!! View aravan's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "No no no...Its just another Steveism. You never know what's what when dealing with a Steve."

TSC- NaNo? As if. View pie4u2's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Is there a Ravism? Pentaism? TSCism? Michal Jacksonism?"

'Ropa all settled :) View snuffals's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Morning after pills make 50% of women puke. Aiiiie."

pentatonic View pentatonic's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "(Eeeeeewww--'puking'... *blech!*)"

'Rav - Back Down Under!!! View aravan's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "There are definitely 'Ravisms. I would even go so far as to say there are 'Ropaisms. Pentism is an obscure artform."

TSC- NaNo? As if. View pie4u2's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "I think it may have something to do with the art of puking in paraenthesis. "

Steve ~ Friction View friction's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "That's nasty. Especially if the parentheses are closely spaced and you get some of the puke on your ears."

'Ropa all settled :) View snuffals's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Yeah, Penta has a good aim :D"

Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "For his own ears, that is."

'Rav - Back Down Under!!! View aravan's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Its worse when you misfire and some gets in your nose. Not that I would know, but I've heard that it burns."

Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "It burns on the way out too. Ever tried to throw up when there's nothing but gastric juice in your stomach? You feel like your guts have been wrung out."

TSC- NaNo? As if. View pie4u2's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Ever be doing that and uh...Lets just say have you ever been throwing up two ways at once? Yeah. NOT FUN. Forces you to chose the lesser of two evils. "

Steve ~ Friction View friction's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Wow! I can only imagine the haphazard arrangement of commode and bucket and the dangerous moment when the dog bursts into the bathroom."

Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Ye gods, TSC, I told you not to bring that up in company!"

Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "And it wasn't a dog, it was a water buffalo. Much worse."

Mark View iammark301's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Yeah, bigger appetite. "

LadyBooBoo♥VonNalic View morgana's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "That just means more to pet!"

'Rav - Back Down Under!!! View aravan's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Which means more hair that's shed. And more feeding which means more poop to clean up. Wonderful."

Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Isn't it just."

'Ropa all settled :) View snuffals's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Just isn't it just?"

Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "It just isn't just."

Steve ~ Friction View friction's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "It's just if it's just just but if it's more than just just then it just isn't just."

'Ropa all settled :) View snuffals's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "But but but..."

'Rav - Back Down Under!!! View aravan's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "WHY?!?!!?"

pentatonic View pentatonic's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "..........."

Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Just because."

TSC- NaNo? As if. View pie4u2's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "JUST WHAT?"

Mark View iammark301's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "*ventures to tripleJust land* wow - this place ROCKS!"

Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Just just just... because."

Mark View iammark301's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Now, if we were to find ourselves in a place with quintuple becauses, we'd need to worry about one more thing: the Flying Monkeys."

Steve ~ Friction View friction's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "I'll just be happy when we find ourselves, no matter where it is, or what the grammatical rules there are, or which creatures have developed the poweer of flight."

Mark View iammark301's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Imagine if every word that had 3 or more different vowels could fly - and words that had 3 consecutive consonants had wheels. "

TSC- NaNo? As if. View pie4u2's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "So Elephants really CAN fly!!! I KNEW IT! TAKE THAT UNIVERSITY OF KAZWAZILAND!"

Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "*rolls eyes* You can see why he got kicked out."

Steve ~ Friction View friction's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "First student to get booted out of UK since the founding."

Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Kazwaziland is in the UK? Must be somewhere near Birmingham."

catty WDC since 2003 View cattytaurus's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Isn't that in Alabama?"

TSC- NaNo? As if. View pie4u2's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "AHA! This proves my OTHER theorum correct! The United Kingdom AND Alabama are ACTUALLY THE SAME PLACE! TAKE THAT NOBEL PEACE PRIZE COMMITTEE!!"

pentatonic View pentatonic's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "You win!"

'Ropa all settled :) View snuffals's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "*adds some applause*"

'Rav - Back Down Under!!! View aravan's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "*Claps one handedly.*"

Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "*claps half heartedly*"

Steve ~ Friction View friction's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "*claps a thunder*"

Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "*claps in irons*"

TSC- NaNo? As if. View pie4u2's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "*claps in steels*"

Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "*claps soundlessly*"

Steve ~ Friction View friction's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "*recaps the claps* ...onehanded, halfhearted, thunderous, ironed, steeled, soundless... writes "finished" on the script page with the heading "CLAPS" ...looks around meaningfully... turns to a new page"

Mark View iammark301's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "I'm sorry you have it Steve, but I hear it's curable. "

TSC- NaNo? As if. View pie4u2's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "*claps for it being curable*"

LadyBooBoo♥VonNalic View morgana's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "And now TSC has it! Delight"

'Ropa all settled :) View snuffals's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Do I want a turn with it?"

Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Claps: the newest STD (sonically transmitted disease)"

Steve ~ Friction View friction's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "*stuffs cotton in his ears*"

'Ropa all settled :) View snuffals's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Hmmm I don't know if I want it."

pentatonic View pentatonic's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "*shows everyone a slideshow of sonically transmitted disease symptoms* See? Look where you kids'll end up. (With your..."MUSIC"...)"

Mark View iammark301's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "yeah, see...they aren't supposed to use music like that! that is disturbing"

TSC- NaNo? As if. View pie4u2's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Or is it? "

'Rav - Back Down Under!!! View aravan's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Yeah. It is. Don't even try to find a way that its not disturbing. It can't be done."

'Ropa all settled :) View snuffals's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Said the Walrus to the Carpenter."

Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "I thought Spink was the walrus."

Steve ~ Friction View friction's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Everyone thought Spink was the Walrus until they both showed up at the same party one night. The air rang with goo-goo-ga-joobs."

'Ropa all settled :) View snuffals's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "I'm gonna joob you, Steve."

TSC- NaNo? As if. View pie4u2's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "I'm gunna spoog you all. Don't even try to google it. "

'Rav - Back Down Under!!! View aravan's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Talk is cheap. *Joobs 'Ropa* See? You can't just say you're going to do it, you have to have ACTION!! *Joobs 'Ropa again*"

Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "I googled it. Never try to tell me not to do something."

Steve ~ Friction View friction's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Don't ever tell me again to never try to tell you not to do something. It's for your own good. Do you think I ENJOY trying to tell you not to do stuff? *Joobs 'Ropa*"

'Ropa all settled :) View snuffals's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "I think it's time for my favourite Bender quote: I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do!"

Mark View iammark301's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "*imagines 'Ropa with one eye* (my other eye is busy apparently)"

LadyBooBoo♥VonNalic View morgana's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "*checks out Mark's other eye*"

Mark View iammark301's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Sorry, had to keep an eye on dinner. "

'Ropa all settled :) View snuffals's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Yuck, I hope you washed it first!"

'Rav - Back Down Under!!! View aravan's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "I have another favorite Bender quote: Who are you, and why should I care?"

Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Who is this Bender and should we be worried? *suspicious*"

Steve ~ Friction View friction's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "How come the guy who does Bender's voice hasn't used that voice anywhere else for anything, or has he?"

Mark View iammark301's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Of course I washed it first! I wouldn't let my guest(s) eat something dirty. "

'Ropa all settled :) View snuffals's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "(Bender is the alcoholic, no morals robot on Futurama. You SHOULD be worried if you're 2 Dimensional). Mark, what if they were cows and liked dirt and grass?"

LadyBooBoo♥VonNalic View morgana's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Well, then it's not dirty to them. Pthb"

Mark View iammark301's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "It is dirty to them, they just don't care. Sort of like Steve. I'm sure I could leave out hand-washing for him, ya know? It must have something to do with the seven stomachs. "

Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "I counted eight and a half last time I was there. The half is because one of them couldn't decide between being a liver or a stomach and settled for a bit of both."

'Rav - Back Down Under!!! View aravan's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "My friend said that he was proud to be an organ donor. But then he said that whoever gets his liver will realize that only bought him another maybe five minutes to live. I'd count that as half a liver."

'Ropa all settled :) View snuffals's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "I say shun him."

Steve ~ Friction View friction's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "I don't know how to shun. Is that when you make those finger-scraping gestures?"

catty WDC since 2003 View cattytaurus's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "I think it has something to do with a toothbrush and some hair spray..."

TSC- NaNo? As if. View pie4u2's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "I always belevied it involved Unicorns and Candy Mountains. "

'Rav - Back Down Under!!! View aravan's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "I can't do Candy Mountains. Ever since my last trip to the dentist. Why do they take it so personally when you don't have perfect teeth?"

Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Chaaaaaaaaaaaarlie! Chaaaaaaaaaaarlie! ... if someone makes me watch that video one more time, I will scrape out my own eyeballs."

Steve ~ Friction View friction's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Goodness! Who is the fiend that has been making you watch it? Perhaps we can bring a lawsuit?"

'Ropa all settled :) View snuffals's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "There's so many versions of the video now too, but there's nothing like the original :D"

Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "I watched it in Computer Multimedia class. *shudders* We watched... three... Charlie videos... in one... day... I don't think I'll ever get over it."

'Rav - Back Down Under!!! View aravan's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Shun the nonbeliever!!!!!!!!!!"

Mark View iammark301's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "Good thing you have the respite of hanging on the ice floe. I don't know how you'd get by otherwise. I know I'm relieved. "

Mark View iammark301's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] says "(no, I didn't say I relieved myself)"

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