catty WDC since 2003 says "yes, watch how he tries to crush the can now that he's done with it! *it's for taking notes with*"

Lord Raith says "Woah...Look at you all. Heh. Do you have any extra Dr. Pepper around here? I think I have a bit of an addiction to the stuff and I'm craving it badly right now."

Lord Raith says "I also had a thought. What exactly IS the longest I & O ever recorded? I'd love to be a part of it."

Small says "Ah, I remember Dr. Pepper. Head Field Surgeon of the 247th Line Regiment. People would always laugh at his name, until he started removing their limbs. Good times."

Singular Scribbler says "The last Dr. Pepper I met was quite the opposite and had a penchant for adding limbs where they weren't before. "

Steve Ellen says "I remember Sergeant Pepper's Lonelyhearts Club Band. Any relation to the doctor?"

Lord Raith says "The last name seems to be Pepper, there could be a correlation Steve. We should conduct research on the subject."

Steve Ellen says "I agree. Somebody buy us a six-pack of cold Dr P. We'll see if we start singing "Eleanor Rigby" after chugging them."

Mr Zaborskii says "Or if we regenerating tissue. (Reference to SS's comment)"

catty WDC since 2003 says ""

catty WDC since 2003 says " After all the walking I did to get this for you guys, you better enjoy every bottle! Open it up."

Lord Raith says "*Tears open gift and quickly downs a bottle.*"

Singular Scribbler says "I thank you for your efforts, Catty, but I don't particularly enjoy Dr.Pepper. I'll give mine to Z. "

Lord Raith says "*Twitches* "How can you not like Dr. Pepper? It is the nectar of the gods! or the demi-gods, I have yet to figure out if a friend of mine's is a god or a demi-god, but he loves the stuff."

catty WDC since 2003 says "There is some Sierra Mist in there too you know!"

Singular Scribbler says "Sierra Mist is all right. Dr.Pepper tastes like over-sugared syrup with a medicine-y after taste. How can I not like Dr. Pepper? Kinda like this. "

Lord Raith says "Maybe that's why I seem to be addicted to it. It's like the meth of the soda world."

Steve Ellen says "And it cures arthritis, whooping cough, and lame cow's disease."

Singular Scribbler says "I doubt that. I would argue it is, in fact, the cause of all those things."

Steve Ellen says "That's like killing the messenger, isn't it? To argue that the cure caused the disease? You probably think if the pencil sharpener hadn't been invented then the world would have never become filled with pencils."

catty WDC since 2003 says "well, wouldn't it have? I mean, progress and all that."

Singular Scribbler says "Pencils without sharpeners are just inefficient. Either someone would invent the sharpener eventually, or someone would invent something that doesn't require enough maintenance. "

catty WDC since 2003 says "they would still be using the charred end of a piece of wood until it was just a tiny nubbin and not worth the charring anymore..."

Lord Raith says "I think I should point out that you don't necessarily need to use a pencil sharpener to sharpen a pencil. Maybe efficiently, yes, but the idea of sharpening anything would at first though just require a knife."

Singular Scribbler says "True, but human beings are quite lazy. Eventually, someone would get fed up with cutting their fingers all the time and would just make a better way. "

Mr Zaborskii says "And that better way would make pencils more desirable because no one would want a pencil that was a pain to sharpen. Therefore the number of pencils consumed and produced would greatly increase after the sharpener, thus filling the world with pencils."

Mr Zaborskii says "You see Steve? The pencil sharpener is the cause of pencils!"

Singular Scribbler says "I love it when you talk logic to me, Z. Excuse us for a moment. *pulls Z into the closest library*"

Steve Ellen says "I told you two to go easy on the Dr Pepper! You've lost nearly ALL of your inhibitions! "

Lord Raith says "Woah.....We need more Dr. Pepper. *Holds up empty box for all to see* I call for a party!"

Mr Zaborskii says "*pokes head out of library* you look desperate Lord Raith. How long has it been since you explored literature with someone?"

Lord Raith says "*Looks down at clothes* Desperate? How do I look desperate? And do you mean actual literature, or is that some sort of metaphor for something...else?"

Mr Zaborskii says "*from inside library* Everything is a metaphor, Lord Raith."

Singular Scribbler says "I thought I new literature. Then I met Z and now everything is new and fresh and beautiful and...*sighs*"

Steve Ellen says "Yeah, well those werewolves can make you hallucinate like that right before they bite your head off."

Small says "Bloody walking carpets, need to kill them on sight."

Singular Scribbler says "Not all of them are bad people...wolf...things. Some are just misunderstood. how would you enjoy having to shave every five minutes and randomly turning into a wolf when you're trying to impress a date?"

Steve Ellen says "If you turn into a wolf at the right moment it probably improves the date immensely. And a howling good time was had by all. "

Mr Zaborskii says "Whether your wolf-like status is a detriment or improvement to a date is really beside the point I think. The important thing is that we're talking about shooting werewolves on sight."

Steve Ellen says "Not "we", sir, just Mr Small (formerly Captain Small before the little "incident" onboard the royal yacht). I have never been an advocate of shooting werewolves, believing as I do that the use of poison bait is more efficient and safer."

Mr Zaborskii says "Well that makes me feel better. And why do I have to be the werewolf? I don't want to die like Lupin and leave an only child half-werewolf to fend for himself in the lonely world."

Singular Scribbler says "It's okay, Z! I'll protect you! *dons battle armor* "

catty WDC since 2003 says "Egad. Werewolves. Really? *hies off in search of Wolf's Bane for protection*"

Mr Zaborskii says "They've already sounded the retreat! Charge! *turns into a wolf and chases after catty*"

Mr Zaborskii says "*hits a shady place and turns back into a man* "ah dang it!"

Mr Zaborskii says "You have no idea how cumbersome it is to constantly alternate between running on two legs and running on all fours. It gets pretty annoying."

Singular Scribbler says "Do your clothes stay on during that transition, lover?"

Steve Ellen says "I guess we know what answer you're hoping he will give. "

Mr Zaborskii says "It really depends on what mood I'm in. Sometimes they do."

Singular Scribbler says "*check I/O rating* Nobody wants to see him standing in the middle of the forest like that, Steve."

Steve Ellen says "You're only saying that because you checked the rating. "

Mr Zaborskii says "Yep. Pretty much. Also due to the rating, I am now fully clothed, while I have absolutely no memories of putting my clothes on."

Steve Ellen says "Probably explains why your shirt is inside out and your pants are backwards."

Singular Scribbler says "Oh, I thought that was freedom of expression, or something. Oh well, anything looks good on him. ;) "

catty WDC since 2003 says "Are those Jockey's on the outside of his pants? Good Gawd! *continues out of forest*"

Steve Ellen says "*stays in the forest to see if any other odd stuff happens*"

Mr Zaborskii says "Nope, it just went mysteriously quiet and then someone put the "suspenseful music" tape into the cassette player. Nothing odd at all."

Steve Ellen says "You don't find it odd that someone has a cassette player that still works?"

Singular Scribbler says "Cassettes will make a comeback one day, I'm sure! Until then, I shall hoard my secret stock and wait for the dawning of an old era. "

Steve Ellen says "*doesn't want to tell her that magnetic tape slowly loses it's magnetism and hence, the data on it *"

Mr Zaborskii says "No, they have a restoration method that they're using to resurrect tapes for historical purposes. She just has to steal some huge machine from, like, Smithsonian or something."

Steve Ellen says "Huge machines can be difficult to steal. It will require elaborate planning, trustworthy partners, and split-second timing. Maybe Tom Cruise is available."

Singular Scribbler says "Psssh. I don't need that poser. Give me Ocean's Eleven. Either one of them. "

Steve Ellen says "I would take Tom Clooney over Brad Pitt any day of the week... unless Matt Damon is available."

Singular Scribbler says "So a Tom Clooney is worth a Pitt and a Damon to ya? Have you ever seen the original?"

Mr Zaborskii says "Only you, SS, only you. Who has actually seen the original?"

Steve Ellen says "You mean Sinatra and friends? Oh yeah. Both movies are good. I always give a slight edge to the original in these matchups. I think the guys who do it first deserve most of the credit. Even if the copycatters do it better."

Mr Zaborskii says "Really? Do you visit Myspace and Friendster often to commemorate this?"

Steve Ellen says "See? Obviously you have the second opinion and people will like it better. But if it hadn't been for me with my first opinion, then you would have nothing to have a second opinion about.That's why I deserve most of the credit."

Singular Scribbler says "False. The credit goes to a decent, logical, and well-thought out answer. I vote for Z. "

Steve Ellen says "Only because you've seen him with his shirt off and the full moon glistening off his shiny white teeth."

Singular Scribbler says "*shudders, the good kind* I... *swallows and clears throat* I have yet to see that, but I would appreciate it, Steve, if you didn't display my fantasies for all the internet to see!"

Mr Zaborskii says "hmm... Steve, you get the private credit for your first opinion, and that's fine. Like the owners of Friendster, you can smile at that every time you get into your beat-up car to go to work (cause they must need jobs to support themselves.)"

Mr Zaborskii says "After all, the people who do it better and later only get money, popularity, and women. Who would want that?"

Singular Scribbler says "Not I. Money I can use, but popularity is annoying and cumbersome, and I certainly wouldn't want the women. Well, maybe a few for Experimentation Tuesdays, but besides that, I'll none of it!"

Mr Zaborskii says "Hm... That gives us six days to find you a girl to "experiment" with. (Does these experiments involve dangerous chemicals? Because I would rather not disfigure any beautiful women. They are the world's most valuable resource after all.)"

Steve Ellen says "Pshaw! Beautiful women go bad faster than bananas. Invest in iron ore. It doesn't wrinkle and you can make useful things from it. "

Lord Raith says "It's amazing how much incredible insight there was in Steve's last sentence. Or is it just me? Ah well." *Continues to chug down Dr. Pepper like there's no tommorrow*"

Singular Scribbler says "No no, that was pretty deep. The problem is knowing when you've got iron ore. Is there some sort of test? Does it wear a name tag?"

Mr Zaborskii says "You'll know someone is made of iron ore if a magnet sticks to that person."

Steve Ellen says "Yes. So easy. Carry a magnet. Shove it toward the person. If they jump back then you know they were repelled by the magnetic energy. If they hug you then you know they are iron or as crazy as you are."

Singular Scribbler says "That's a dangerous proposition. If I ever meet someone as crazy as I am, the world will explode."

Steve Ellen says "But his insanity might be the opposite polarity to yours. Then the two of you will merge into the most beautifully sane person that ever existed."

Mr Zaborskii says "Well, let's just keep that from happening shall we, and not worry about whatever the consequences will be?"

Singular Scribbler says "Why should we keep that from happening? "

Mr Zaborskii says "Keep you from meeting some non-Z, other half, Prince Charming, who merges with you so that the combination becomes an androgynous... thing neither man nor woman? Actually to tell the truth I can't think of the reasons right now."

Steve Ellen says "Nor can I. I suggest we start a worldwide seach for a man as crazy as SS but of the opposite polarity. This may be just what we need to save mankind from its awful fate."

Mr Zaborskii says "What, you think the world's going to end this year or something?"

Singular Scribbler says "Oh Z, silly boy. I have no use for Prince Charming. That's all he's good for anyway. Wheel him out and have him charm the ladies like some self-absorbed show pony. Useless. He'll never compare to my knight in knitted armor. "

Small says "Nice to see nothing here had changed. Carry on then."

Steve Ellen says "Thanks. ♪ Lift that barge... tote that bale..."

Singular Scribbler says "I am fairly certain we weren't doing any of that before he got back."

Steve Ellen says "I don't mind if it makes him think the world is the same as it was 20 years ago when he entered his coma."

Mr Zaborskii says "That's right, break it to him slowly, just like the end of "Captain America.""

Mr Zaborskii says "You've been asleep Captain, for fifty years."

Singular Scribbler says "Really? That's what happened? And what kind of name is Captain America? In the fifty years he was unconscious, no one was tempted to peel back the mask and see who he was? "

Steve Ellen says "Do you have any idea how tight that mask was stuck on after years of superheroism? We would have peeled off his face."

Singular Scribbler says "Okay, what about DNA testing? There are computer programs and programmers who can reconstruct a feasible reconstruction of his unmasked face. We have resources, people. Use them."

Steve Ellen says "If we know who he is it will take the magic out of it. "Why that's just my next door neighbor Harry! He's no captain!""

Lord Raith says "If I'm not mistaken, I do believe his name is...Steve..."

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