Friend: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
When?: 12-28-12 @ 6:37am
Nest feather: Na, I take the heaviness with the silliness.

Friend: Ms. Penguin - 7 Yrs On WDC
When?: 12-28-12 @ 10:37am
Nest feather: I got my 50 dollar gift certificate that I can only use at work. Yay. I still can use my 20% discount with it. I know Jon wants a certain dvd, but what else am I gonna buy? Decisions decisions. I could always stock up on batteries, I guess. lol

Friend: Ms. Penguin - 7 Yrs On WDC
When?: 12-28-12 @ 10:36pm
Nest feather: Got him the DVD and a glass pipe. Got myself a DVD and batteries.

Friend: Steve Ellen
When?: 12-29-12 @ 4:09am
Nest feather: I sense the makings of a cozy winter weekend there...

Friend: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
When?: 12-29-12 @ 7:22am
Nest feather: I've got to take my two grown children to Game Stop, so they can spend their Christmas money. Happy joy.

Friend: Ms. Penguin - 7 Yrs On WDC
When?: 12-29-12 @ 11:29am
Nest feather: If they are grown why can't they go to Game Stop on their own? And yes, Steve, I'm sure we'll have some cozy weekends. lol. We stayed in last night and watched "Dark Knight Rises" which was quite good. I got an awesome back rub before I fell asleep.

Friend: Dad
When?: 12-29-12 @ 10:47pm
Nest feather: "Dark Knight rises." I wonder how many other mainline movies have titles that sound like they should be porno. "Free Willie." "Die Hard." There's gotta be a plethora of them.

Friend: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
When?: 12-30-12 @ 7:36am
Nest feather: Well Penguin, the closest Game Stop is thirteen miles away and it's kinda far to walk. Neither one of my children drive, simply because their father and I can't afford it. Yeah, I know, driving is a basic human right, but even rights come with a cost.

Friend: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
When?: 12-30-12 @ 7:40am
Nest feather: And dad, I could think of a few, but none at the moment.... Lemme have a few more cups of coffee and one will probably pop into my mind.

Friend: Dad
When?: 12-30-12 @ 2:42pm
Nest feather: There's the TV show, "Two and a Half Men," although that would probaby be gay porno.

Friend: Ms. Penguin - 7 Yrs On WDC
When?: 12-30-12 @ 2:50pm
Nest feather: Jeremy said the same thing about "Dark Knight Rises"...I told him we should make a porn parody of it. That'd be hilarious. I understand, Raven...I don't drive either. Luckily, pretty much everything is walking distance for me or I can take a bus or cab.

Friend: Singular Scribbler
When?: 01-04-13 @ 4:30pm
Nest feather: I wonder if anyone's made a Teletubbies porno...

Friend: Ms. Penguin - 7 Yrs On WDC
When?: 01-04-13 @ 5:05pm
Nest feather: I think so. I think they've done it with just about everything you could think of. lol. I've seen Flintstones and Scooby Doo, too.

Friend: Dad
When?: 01-04-13 @ 10:13pm
Nest feather: And the Smurfs and Mickey Mouse and the Jetsons. I think Capt. Kangaroo porn is about the only one I've never seen.

Friend: Ms. Penguin - 7 Yrs On WDC
When?: 01-05-13 @ 2:11pm
Nest feather: I don't think I'd want to see that. Smurfs would be funny. One of the best I've seen is a Star Trek one. The porn star playing Picard looked EXACTLY like him. It could have been Patrick Stewart, easily.

Friend: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
When?: 01-06-13 @ 6:39am
Nest feather: lol Penguin, Was Worf in it? I'd like to see that one.

Friend: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
When?: 01-06-13 @ 6:56am
Nest feather: Okay being the curious raven that I am, I looked at google images of Star Trek porn. You were right about the Captain Picard actor. Did he "make it so?" :D

Friend: Ms. Penguin - 7 Yrs On WDC
When?: 01-06-13 @ 11:29am
Nest feather: Do you think Patrick Stewart did porn under a different name? He did make it so...it was pretty cool. I think Worf was in it, yes.

Friend: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
When?: 01-06-13 @ 2:35pm
Nest feather: he looked JUST like him maybe a little better looking. Man.

Friend: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
When?: 01-06-13 @ 2:36pm
Nest feather: lol sooo temtped to give you my address so you can ship the dvd to me! LMAO

Friend: Ms. Penguin - 7 Yrs On WDC
When?: 01-06-13 @ 5:14pm
Nest feather: I think somebody already bought it. :-( I'd consider buying that one, too, if we still had it. He is so sexy!

Friend: Dad
When?: 01-06-13 @ 8:21pm
Nest feather: Give the phrase "to go where no man has gone before" hole new meaning, doesn't it?

Friend: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
When?: 01-06-13 @ 9:53pm
Nest feather: lol. Pengy, did he have his Tea, Earl Grey, Hot?

Friend: Ms. Penguin - 7 Yrs On WDC
When?: 01-07-13 @ 3:20pm
Nest feather: I don't remember, lol. Trying not to think about places no man has gone before. lol

Friend: Dad
When?: 01-07-13 @ 10:51pm
Nest feather: It would be interesting to see that one. 'Course if it was a parody of TOS, we get to see the hot green-skinned alien babe naked. That would be fantastic.

Friend: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
When?: 01-08-13 @ 6:19am
Nest feather: LOL Dad, I think they made one of those. Not that I'm an expert on ST porn or anything, I've never seen any.

Friend: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
When?: 01-08-13 @ 6:21am
Nest feather: Matter of fact, the only real porn I've ever watched, (save for the skating on the edge of x "r" rated movies) Was when I was early married. I watched Deep Throat with my then husband, and laughed most of the way through it.

Friend: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
When?: 01-08-13 @ 6:22am
Nest feather: We tried watching a couple more throughout the years, but we were both "Interesting plot and character development" type people and soon grew bored with the whole genre.

Friend: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
When?: 01-08-13 @ 6:24am
Nest feather: My my, I'm a fuddyduddy. But even the ex (aka asscake or buttface) might enjoy a TNG parody. Hmm... Stocking stuffer for next year?

Friend: Ms. Penguin - 7 Yrs On WDC
When?: 01-08-13 @ 10:26am
Nest feather: That'd be a fun stocking stuffer! You're not supposed to be thinking about plot and character development when watching porn. You're supposed to be getting in the mood. lol

Friend: Dad
When?: 01-08-13 @ 10:03pm
Nest feather: There's supposed to be plots in pornos? Who knew?

Friend: Ms. Penguin - 7 Yrs On WDC
When?: 01-11-13 @ 12:03pm
Nest feather: Some have plots, but it seems silly,

Friend: Steve Ellen
When?: 01-11-13 @ 5:42pm
Nest feather: I thought they all had the same plot. Ding dong. Oh, that must be the pizza delivery man. Hmmm... I wonder why that funky guitar music started playing... Gee, I hope he doesn't mind that I haven't had time to change out of these skimpy house clothes.

Friend: Ms. Penguin - 7 Yrs On WDC
When?: 01-11-13 @ 6:46pm
Nest feather: LOL...that is a popular plot.

Friend: Steve Ellen
When?: 01-12-13 @ 12:40am
Nest feather: And then there is the job interview plot... I feel certain you're qualified for the job, Miss Jones, but just one more question... *cue funky guitar music*

Friend: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
When?: 01-12-13 @ 9:59am
Nest feather: At least Deep Throat had a plot, and it was funny. Most of the seventies fuzzcrotch porn had a story behind the story. Modern day can't really hold a candle to the originals.

Friend: Ms. Penguin - 7 Yrs On WDC
When?: 01-12-13 @ 2:57pm
Nest feather: I haven't seen any older porn,. We have some classics here, I should watch them sometime.

Friend: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
When?: 01-13-13 @ 7:39am
Nest feather: Yes you should. It was a totally different era. Might bore you though, with today's instant gratification tendencies.

Friend: Ms. Penguin - 7 Yrs On WDC
When?: 01-13-13 @ 11:07am
Nest feather: I'm thinking it would probably be interesting.

Friend: Steve Ellen
When?: 01-13-13 @ 11:56am
Nest feather: In some ways the seventies were a high water mark. Everything the 60's were about peaked, crashed, and ebbed back out to sea. It's hard to believe that in the 1950's there was almost no porn, it was in B&W, and the women wore stockings and pointy bras.

Friend: Ms. Penguin - 7 Yrs On WDC
When?: 01-13-13 @ 12:42pm
Nest feather: I always wondered what the appeal was for pointy bras. So weird.

Friend: Dad
When?: 01-13-13 @ 10:25pm
Nest feather: I figured they were to deter the guys. Who the hell hants to pierce their hand on one o' them pointy things? Takes out some of the fun of touching boobies.

Friend: Steve Ellen
When?: 01-13-13 @ 10:33pm
Nest feather: Pointy bras are more exciting than flat bras. Also the way they were constructed with ribs made it easier on the manufacturer to have a cone shape.

Friend: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
When?: 01-14-13 @ 5:43am
Nest feather: Meh, I'm having a bra problem. My everyday, white utility bra is um... broken in the back. Plus it is getting a little ratty. I have some not so utility ones, but they are very uncomfortable. I can't WAIT till payday. Need another utility.

Friend: Ms. Penguin - 7 Yrs On WDC
When?: 01-14-13 @ 2:36pm
Nest feather: A lot of times I just go without. The men seem to prefer the easier access anyway. The women too for that matter. Certain shirts do require a bra to look right, though.

Friend: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
When?: 01-15-13 @ 12:33pm
Nest feather: Darlin' at my age, going without means indents in your kneecaps. I'll let you work out the math!

Friend: Ms. Penguin - 7 Yrs On WDC
When?: 01-15-13 @ 5:57pm
Nest feather: Mine aren't quite that saggy, but they are very heavy, so yeah, they do look better with the bra...I just hate bras. So uncomfortable.

Friend: Singular Scribbler
When?: 02-17-13 @ 1:33am
Nest feather: Having heavy boobs is definitely a mixed blessing. I can't go without a bra because I feel like my breasts will fly off every time I go down some stairs. Though I do have my, screw it! days.

Friend: Steve Ellen
When?: 02-17-13 @ 3:20am
Nest feather: *hides in corner, delighted he has discovered the secret area where all the pillow fights and slumber parties are held*

Friend: Dad
When?: 06-14-13 @ 9:50pm
Nest feather: Just be glad you don't have to wear a protective cup.

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