Admiral.Small says "I will admit that the Imperium has its faults, as does every government. Are we a bit extreme in our convictions and prejudices? Yes. Yes. But we must, for the continued survival of mankind."

Autumn~equivoque says "*hanky for penta* "

Steve ~ Friction says "Hanky for penta, tanky for renta, shushalakka boom boom minky monky menta. I see, you see, all-ee all-ee in free! Yaaaaaaay! *waves pennant*"

Autumn~equivoque says "Alright, who put gunpowder in his Sierra Mist again? I told you all to stop doing that! Now look what you've done. He's trying to conga up the tapestry."

Steve ~ Friction says "Conga up the tapestry, conga down the rug! All get together and hug, hug, hug! *blows aerosol airhorn*"

pentatonic says "Seems like he's in one of his moods... *attaches cushions to all sharp corners in the area*"

Steve ~ Friction says "I demand to see the Unknown King!"

Autumn~equivoque says "Don't we all. Doesn't make anything go, though. *quickly locks all the windows*"

Autumn~equivoque says "*unlocks windows to let in fresh air*"

Steve ~ Friction says "*bats at bats flying in*"

Autumn~equivoque says "Baseball bats?"

Steve ~ Friction says "Football bats? No! They are Hacky Sack bats!"

pentatonic says "Where did you learn to play hacky sack?"

Autumn~equivoque says "I don't know..."

Steve ~ Friction says "*becomes listless, de-energized, and dead... no, not dead, that would be too final... takes on the appearance of death but a teeny tiny spark of life still carries on...*"

Autumn~equivoque says "*hits him over the head* Not anymore!"

Steve ~ Friction says "*cartoon symbol for expired appears over his head* (It's a vertical wavy line, I think. Not really sure. It might be an asterisk with no center. Or is that a champagne bubble popping?)"

Autumn~equivoque says "(I think it's Xs over the eyes.)"

Autumn~equivoque says "(As TSC would say, X_X)"

Steve ~ Friction says "Oh yeaaah! That's exactly right! Thanks! "

Autumn~equivoque says "Welcome. "

pentatonic says "U_U"

Steve ~ Friction says "Is that supposed to be an old lady's breasts?"

Autumn~equivoque says ">_>"

pentatonic says "I didn't think so, but... (Oh my goodness!)"

Admiral.Small says "Well then, seeing as how the leader of this planet has not been present for some time, the Imperium will be holding elections in the next few days. "

Autumn~equivoque says "Oh no you won't! Will I have to kill you here as well? Will you not understand that the Imperium can never lay a single devious claw on either realm so long as both rulers are alive?!"

The Unknown King says "Indeed Autumn *appears from a cloud of bats* I believe i've told you, Admiral, that if the Imperium comes here it won't leave intact... "

Admiral.Small says "Fine, the elections are cancelled. I hope your happy, now this world will probably be overwhelmed by rebels."

The Unknown King says "rebels? Where? This is usually a very tranquil planet. However in times of evil all join together for the common good. that is how this planet works. "

Autumn~equivoque says "Good to see you again TUK "

Steve ~ Friction says "Is it time to join together for the common good yet?"

pentatonic says "Just give it a few more bi-partisan speeches--just a few more..."

The Unknown King says "Saddly no steve... But, we tend to enjoy watching the skills of others! The tournament will begin in 7 days i suggest you ready you weapons and minds. That is if you wish to join in the fun."

Admiral.Small says "So whats the prize for the victor of this 'tournament'? "

Steve ~ Friction says "Yeah, I ain't gonna ready my mind for no freebie, no-prize tournament."

Autumn~equivoque says "Prize is beating up Steve with a large blunt object."

Steve ~ Friction says "That's not a desirable prize. Anyway the 7 days expired with no appearance from TUK so I think we're all free to engage in other activities now."

Autumn~equivoque says "Can we engage in beating up Steve with a large blunt object?"

Steve ~ Friction says "No, we cannot. We're going to have a turtle race. Did you bring your turtle?"

pentatonic says "(I'll bet she doesn't even own one.) *scoffs*"

TSC- NaNo? As if. says "*creates turtle* There. Now she has one. "

Autumn~equivoque says "{e:blowkiss} Nice to see you again... Wait, is the turtle supposed to have a little jetpack?"

Steve ~ Friction says "No technologically enhanced, mutated, cybernetic, or bio-engineered turtles allowed! "

TSC- NaNo? As if. says "...No...That's a Tumor Autumn dear...>_>..."

Autumn~equivoque says "So remind me again why you gave me a turtle with a malignant growth on his shell."

TSC- NaNo? As if. says "It wasn't my idea. Your influence on my creation gave it a tumor. When I had created it, it was fine. But then you noticed something not there, but through my powers it became real. "

Autumn~equivoque says "Then I notice it has been miraculously cured of said tumour."

Steve ~ Friction says "I notice we all have a turtle. Let the races begin!"

Autumn~equivoque says "*releases turtle* *surreptitiously trips up everyone elses' turtles*"

Admiral.Small says "And so it begins."

Autumn~equivoque says "*waits with her chin in her hands* Hooooooow looooooong...?"

Steve ~ Friction says "Go, Hellrunner, go! Look! His tail is beginning to cross the starting line! My Hellrunner can beat anybody's tortoise!"

Autumn~equivoque says "Hellrunner?"

TSC- NaNo? As if. says "Don't worry Autumn. Mawk there will outrun all Hell. *watches as Mawk moves across the line* GO MAWK RACER GO!"

Autumn~equivoque says "My toenails could outrun Hell. *watches them grow with a look of blank disinterest on her face*"

Steve ~ Friction says "It's Hellrunner versus Mawk in a blistering race to get away from the starting line. And where is Autumn's turtle? Still buffing its nails. Har har har!"

TSC- NaNo? As if. says "*waves huge racing sign* *chants* GO MAWK RACER, GO!"

Autumn~equivoque says "I don't have a turtle. Well, not anymore. It kind of wandered off."

Steve ~ Friction says "Then you'll have to run the race yourself. *pushes Autumn onto racetrack* Don't mind the boos and jeers from the crowd. They just prefer to see turtles."

Autumn~equivoque says "*stumbles* This is not the tourney I signed up for! I thought there would be swords and lances and warp gates to parallel dimensions where the raindrops fall upwards and cats can talk! *is overtaken by turtle* Hey!"

Steve ~ Friction says "Go, Hellrunner, go!"

TSC- NaNo? As if. says "*quickly scribbles on sign* GO AUUUUUUUUTUUUUUUUMN RACER GO!!!!!"

pentatonic says "Go Jetstream! *kisses the shell of his conflict-resolution turtle**tosses Jetstream down the race course*"

Autumn~equivoque says "No tossing! Jetstream has to start over! *reconsiders* *drags penta onto race track* On your mark, get set, go!"

Steve ~ Friction says "It's Jetstream, Mawkracer, and Hellrunner battling to see which turtle makes it to the first turn. Uh oh, looks like winter is coming. I hope they make it there before the first snowfall."

Autumn~equivoque says "Speaking of which, when is Winter?"

TSC- NaNo? As if. says "Technically speaking it's December 21st. Logically speaking it's when it's the coldest time of year. Randomly thinking it's when a fat guy in a red suit climbs down your chimmney. "

Autumn~equivoque says "Er... I'll pass on the fat guy."

pentatonic says "What's wrong with having a strange man enter your home at night wearing an eccentric red suit and leaving you strange packages?"

Autumn~equivoque says "Everything."

Steve ~ Friction says "If you would stop writing letters to him about how naughty you've been then he would stop trying to sneak into your house. Geez, people! Stalker Avoidance 101. It's basic stuff."

TSC- NaNo? As if. says "Steve would know. "

Autumn~equivoque says "[LOL to an infinite degree]"

Steve ~ Friction says "Does anyone know why the original conception of Santa Claus included climbing down chimneys? Was that a common fear in those days? That someone would sneak in through your chimney?"

Autumn~equivoque says "He used to just chuck the presents through the window. You've got to admire that incarnation of Santa--he didn't let little things like double glazing get in his way."

TSC- NaNo? As if. says "No sir, things were different back then. We had tougher, stronger Santas. I remember the very first incarnation of Santa, some Ten Thousand years ago. He used to bust down doors and shove gifts right up people's noses. Ah, good times..."

Autumn~equivoque says "I like that TSC! Let's go back to the good old days. I heard Steve wants a 12-foot cactus for Christmas. "

Steve ~ Friction says "Hey! *plans to sit up Christmas Eve with a shotgun in his lap* That would be a great movie, though. Santa goes insane, smashes into people's homes and forces them to take gifts they don't want. Christmas Gone Wild."

The Unknown King says "hmm though I'm not sure St. Nick would enjoy the joke =P"

pentatonic says "LOL - A gritty holiday thriller in which a family must defend its home against Santa Claus--at ALL costs..."

Autumn~equivoque says "Steve, you be Santa, and the rest of you can pick who you want to play. Lights, camera, ACTION!"

TSC- NaNo? As if. says "Crazy Uncle with Shotgun destined to die First: Hmm...I dunnit leik teh lewks o' thi's h'ere Chri'sm'iss teim...*cocks shotgun* *downs bottle of whisky* "

TSC- NaNo? As if. says "Dramtic Hero destined to make it through the movie until the very end, where he dies heroically: Dad! Quit it with the Whisky! The fat man's going down the chimminey an moment now..."

TSC- NaNo? As if. says "Big Black Guy who in most movies dies first, but in this instance may possibly make it to the end until the clich'e is too much for the laws of physics collapses and he perishes: Word up. "

Autumn~equivoque says "[rasping, wheezing and scraping noises issue from chimney interior]"

pentatonic says "Movie Voice: "He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake... This November, he's gonna find out who's naughty...'SANTA'. [Rated 'R'. Under 17 not admitted without parent or guardian.]""

Autumn~equivoque says "That effectively cuts out half the cast, Penta. We can't even watch our own movie! "

Steve ~ Friction says "Don't worry, the rest of the cast isn't going to watch it either. 'SANTA' protests grow as Fox News holds Jelly Belly rallies. "I could be Santa," yells senior citizen. "Are you going to kill me too?""

TSC- NaNo? As if. says "More on this, and other developments, at Eleven. "

Admiral.Small says "Whatever happened to that turtle race?"

Autumn~equivoque says "*looks over Small's shoulder* Hey look, they're almost at the finish line!"

Steve ~ Friction says "It's just like that "watched pot never boils" thing, isn't it? It seems like only 3 or 4 days ago that the turtle race began."

Autumn~equivoque says "*waves lettuce above the finish line* D'you think that'll make them go faster?"

Steve ~ Friction says "Gosh, yes, maybe they will even leap up and try to grab the lettuce from your hand. "

TSC- NaNo? As if. says "I think the turtles'd go faster if you waved cucumbers. "

Autumn~equivoque says "*waves cucumbers* No, the only thing they're doing faster is drooling."

Steve ~ Friction says "Hey, my turle is slipping in your turtle's drool. Referee! I call interference!"

Autumn~equivoque says "What interference? Penta's turtle is practically sliding downhill in the flow of your turtle's saliva."

Steve ~ Friction says "Redo! Redo! ... Unless my turtle wins... then it's official. "

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