xjocax says "I don't have an instinct to hate. Leave alone an instinct to kill "

shadow the dark wolf says "*eats a sandwitch*Mhmmmmm sandwitch."

Small says "And thats why you wounldnt make a good Imperial, because you lack these things."

xjocax says ""I think you would make an excellent Imperial" 5 minutes later "And thats why you wounldnt make a good Imperial" Are you bipolar or something?"

Small says "Well I said you would make a good Imperial if you had the instinct to hate and kill what you hated. However you lack these instincts so, as you are now, you would not make a good Imperial. "

Small says "And, no, Im not bipolar. Slightly crazy? Without a doubt. Bipolar? No."

xjocax says "Someone would think they wouldn't make a crazy random guy a captain"

Small says "'In an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Madness look to the madman to show the way.' And we are most certainly in an age of madness."

xjocax says "Eh. I just try to be neutral unless i'm (or my friends and/or family are) being threatened. If that's not the case, i'll always stick by the one who has the less resources. "

Small says "Next your going to tell me you despise imperialism."

xjocax says "Probably, probably not. Who knows? "

Small says "You should!"

xjocax says "Of course i "should", but we are most certainly in an age of madness, aren't we?"

Small says "The Imperium is, yes. So unless you are an Imperial, then no, you shouldnt."

xjocax says "Haven't you wondered where did everyone went? Also... shouldn't i be hunted down or something since i don't (or i think so, since you just said i WOULD not make a good imperial) belong to the imperium? "

Steve Ellen says "xjocax, didn't I warn you about using the tin cans on a string communicator to contact the Captain? Don't you realize he could just follow the string back to you and capture you?"

Small says "But your not a threat to the Imperium, so your not worth the resources it would tke to hunt you down."

xjocax says "I've got an imperium captain in front of me who could (probably) kill me with his bare fists. And yet they say it's all about the resources. Also, how do i become a threat toImperium? Sounds promising. Is there any kind of rebellious force right now?"

Small says "There's always rebels. And I dont recommend it, if(and when) the Imperial Inqusition catchs you, well lets just say the things they do to prisoners make even me sick."

xjocax says "-.- There's no fun in being catched, so i wouldn't let them! Anyways, the imperium can't (and won't) last forever... i mean, nothing does! I was just wondering if there's a (any) force as powerful as the imperium..."

Small says "Maybe the Tyranids, but well, they're the tyranids. And the Imperium WILL last forever. Its lasted for over 10,000 years so far, and its not going anywhere. And they would catch you regardless of if you want them to or not."

xjocax says "10000 years is around 1/1000 of the HUMAN history, and we're not even talking about humans! it might last hundreds of millenia but it will still go down. And what do i get if i join the imperium? Is there any "intelligence-only" rank?"

Small says " In the Imperium you earn your rank through your merits, if you survive long enough. And not really, theres no need to spy on our enemies, because they are predictable."

xjocax says "What about weapon-crafting? Don't you need to research on any science?"

Small says "The Adeptus Mechanicus. http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Main_Page . You should check that out, it can explain everything better then I can"

xjocax says "Oh god, it all makes sense now! "

Small says "Yes, insane isnt it?"

xjocax says "Indeed. How did you got to where you are now? (as in, your rank)"

Small says "Well, when I served in the Imperial Guard I made quite the name for myself as a Commissar. So when I decided to try my hand in the Imperial Navy, I was placed in a commanding rank. Of course I have requested transfer back to the Guard. I miss the old days"

xjocax says "I would say "It explains everything"" except it doesn't."

Small says "It explains enough. I can attempt to fill in the gaps, if need be."

xjocax says "What's your duty right now? "

Small says " As a commissar it is my duty to endure the morale of Impeiral guardsmen. Usually by executing cowards."

xjocax says "Can't you just realocate them? I mean, they're good, willing people that would easily do anything that's not related to fighting. "

Small says "No."

xjocax says "Well, that was pretty straightforward."

Steve Ellen says "That's one advantage of Imperialis. They don't beat around the bush. They say exactly what they mean. Unfortunately, they mean domination and control."

xjocax says "That's the kind of goal that might lead to rebelions and public acts of freedom. And we all know that nothing good can come from public rebelious freedom."

Small says "Ya, that means more paper work when the rebels are put down like sick dogs."

xjocax says "What makes you think they will be put down? Freedom doesn't necesariely mean riots (even though rebelions are usually asociated with them) and if they're being all pacifist and your team puts them down, you'll be the bad guys."

Small says "We already are the bad guys. But compared to the other bad guys, were the good guys, even though we are also the bad guys. We protect and preserve humanity, no matter the cost. Thats how its been and thats how it will always be."

shadow the dark wolf says "Wait, what happens when you kill and take over everything."

Small says "Then everyone will get cookies."

shadow the dark wolf says "What if everyone is dead."

xjocax says "Then nobody gets cookies."

shadow the dark wolf says "WRONG! I get a cookie."

xjocax says "Demons aren't supposed to like cookies."

Small says "I was joking about the cookies."

shadow the dark wolf says "*Eats a cookie*I like cookies."

xjocax says ""Thou shall not take your cookie in vain" I think you deserve a punishment, but i'm not going to give it. It's too messy e.e"

Steve Ellen says "Um... poison in the cookies? That's right, you never think about the possibilities until it's too darn late, do ya?"

shadow the dark wolf says ".....I should have put poison in that cookie, it would have made it 30 times better."

xjocax says "31 for small since he seems to hate you."

Small says "Only because hes a demon. Or so he says. I'm starting to have my doubts."

shadow the dark wolf says "Well your duobts are 100% wrong."

Small says "Doubtful."

shadow the dark wolf says "Do i have to kill someone to make you belive."

Small says " Killing someone will only convince me of your ability to kill someone, not that you are a demon. Even children can kill."

Steve Ellen says "It's the WAY that you kill that matters. To prove you are a demon your victim must die with supernatural terror showing in their eyes."

xjocax says "I feel like if i should make a sarcastic remark about it, but for the emperor's sake i can't think of one."

Small says "The inquisition can inspire supernatural terror, and I can assure you, they arent demons."

xjocax says "They are as evil as demons, then."

Small says " Basically. But then again, most people think someone that can sentince an entire planets population to death is evil."

xjocax says "So, you're saying that the inquisition is a brute force that acts "for the survival of Emperium of Man" yet doesn't takes the time to check every planet minuciously. I mean, it's not like you wipe an entire race everyday."

Small says "Well and Exterminatus is considered a last resort. But an Inquisitor may order an Exterminatus basically as he pleases."

shadow the dark wolf says "So wait are they good or bad or are they just somewhere in the middle."

Steve Ellen says "No one is in the middle here. Either you are good or you are bad. Choose quickly, friend (or foe), before I am compelled to activate my light sabre."

xjocax says "I say what."

Steve Ellen says "What is not a valid choice. *the hum of a light sabre being activated* Stand or run! Live or die! Eat or be eaten!"

xjocax says "I choose or. At least that's what my dad taught me to. Also, why is this so dead? "

Steve Ellen says "You didn't hear that the king has been dethroned and exiled? Now anarchy rules and the land is in chaos. Perfect conditions for the rise of zombies, vampires, and werewolves. Hence, widespread death and destruction. Did I mention The Plague?"

xjocax says "We should place one or two portals around, they make things better"

xjocax says "Anyways, all this hectic chaos running wild in the galaxy is making me tired... Is anybody up for some turtle racing? "

Steve Ellen says "Can we tie tiny chariots to the turtles and train frogs to sit in the chariots and whip the turtles on to a fast finish?"

xjocax says "...If you allow me to reverse the process and make the turtle whip and the frog race, then sure"

catty WDC since 2003 says "Hello. Who put that portal in my port-a-potty? Why have I been brought to this place. Are you two drag queens or what? *Examines the colorful sashes, glittering gimlets and shiny shoes*"

catty WDC since 2003 says "So, um. How do I get back to my place? Flush the toilet again or what?"

~j says "click your heels together three times first!"

catty WDC since 2003 says "*doesn't fall for it* Right, then what, wait for the flying monkeys to show up and pull all the stuffing out of you?"

catty WDC since 2003 says "*heads over to the nearest worm-hole* I think I may have to find the white rabbit, no one else seems to be around."

Steve Ellen says "This is one of those In&Outs where the buses don't run."

catty WDC since 2003 says "Who said that? Why are you invisible? Did you just poke me?"

catty WDC since 2003 says "*Prepares several nasty wishes to use against the evil forces, especially the one who pokes*. Show yourself!"

Steve Ellen says "That's a possibility. This place is actually filled with people, but they are invisible. Do you get ideas like that very often?"

catty WDC since 2003 says "Always. I'm slightly suspicious of everything, everywhere, all the time. *Throws a wish at Steve* Guess what I wished!"

Steve Ellen says " Is that even possible to do over an internet connection?"

catty WDC since 2003 says "But of course! *Tosses another one* What do you think about that?"

Steve Ellen says "I think if wishes were horses then you would have a sprained shoulder."

catty WDC since 2003 says "Not if they're magical horses! *Pulls another wish from pocket* Watch this one. *sprinkles fairy dust on the wish and it grows into full size war horse* Now I'm ready for a war! *Leads horse around the corner and out of sight*"

Steve Ellen says "They don't have horse wars any more. Can you fairy dust a tank?"

catty WDC since 2003 says "*flings one last wish* Try that out!"

Steve Ellen says "A carrot? That's it? A carrot? What am I? Bugs Bunny?"

catty WDC since 2003 says "You should eat that carrot first, it's a leftover from Alice in Wonderland, you know, "Eat me, drink me" etc..."

Steve Ellen says "Oh. A magic carrot. I'm too pragmatic... or is mundane the right word? I usually go straight to the assumption that my vegetables have no hidden powers."

catty WDC since 2003 says "Sweet, I can work with that. *Pulls a rope and a hammer out of black bag* Here you go, ordinary tools. NOW what do you think?"

Steve Ellen says "Am I supposed to tie up the carrot and beat it with the hammer? I'm sorry. I'm still being too pragmatic, aren't I?"

catty WDC since 2003 says "*takes the carrot back* Now what do you think?"

Steve Ellen says "I think you are an unreliable supplier of produce."

catty WDC since 2003 says " Want one of these instead?"

catty WDC since 2003 says "Hm, no bite, eh? How about some of these ?"

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