pecker (Fleck's talking about pecking order and priests and ....        ) (Dad )

wood (wood and pecker go together in so many ways...) (Steve Ellen )

cock (wood a.k.a.... never mind I meant the woodpecker reminded me of a bird, and a gamecock is another, but most people in SC just call it a cock! ) (Fleckin' 64778 )

shuttle (It's a well-known fact that the birdie used in badminton is also called a shuttlecock!) (Dad )

cockshut (If you play with your birdie for badminton first thing in the morning, that would be at cockshut which is another word for daybreak LOL ) (Fleckin' 64778 )

crack (crack of dawn....??? Anyone? Anyone out there??? ) (Fleckin' 64778 )

Dawn (I'm caught in Dawn's crack. Can I get a little help here?) (Steve Ellen )

tangled (better Dawn than Rapunzle, because then you'd have hair stuck in your crack! LOL Dawn, should help you grab a hold of something & pull yourself out!) (Fleckin' 64778 )

Prell (Who would name a shampoo Prell? But it get's you untangled. Or so they say. Does untangled include decracked?) (Steve Ellen )

gel (it's a green gel, and they called it Prell... I don't even know what it means. Is it a word to describe the smell? Because I don't remember it smelling all that great...) (Fleckin' 64778 )

Wrestling (gel > gelatin > pudding > pudding wrestling. Hey! I live near Daytona Beach, and Bike Week just finished. What else am I supposed to think of? Cole slaw? Oh, yeah, Uh, never mind.) (Dad )

shoulders (Wrestlers always have powerful shoulders. Head and Shoulders! Smells better than Prell!) (Steve Ellen )

head (No, I'm just not gonna go there  take your own perverted minds there  i'm going with Head and Shoulders!) (Dad )

oral (well, your oral cavity is in your head, in your skull.... right? That really is what I was going for you know.... holding my head high! LMAO ) (Fleckin' 64778 )

hygiene (Oral hygiene is the fanciest way to take care of your teeth. Let the commoners brush them. The elite practice oral hygiene. ) (Steve Ellen )

Bathing (One good way to maintain good hygiene is to bathe regularly. Those who are unacustomed to it may want to start slowly. Maybe, once a week ) (Dad )

suit (Some may avoid it for fear of showing off heir birthday suit, but they can always wear a bathing suit at first. Speaking of which... I hate shopping for bathing suits. UGH! ) (Fleckin' 64778 )

suet (If you fear trying on bathing suits, I hope it's not because of excess suet on your hams. ) (Steve Ellen )

birds (isn't suet something they sell for birds to eat??? Hmmmm..... ) (Fleckin' 64778 )

cocks (or as Dad would say: Speaking of birds... Although.. in England a bird is a chick. Funny, huh?) (Steve Ellen )

balls (Badminton is played with cocks, and baseball is plays with balls. yeah, that's what I mean.) (Dad )

game (some cocks are gamecocks like the University of South Carolina mascot, but other cocks are just in it for the game! LMAO ) (Fleckin' 64778 )

time (Is it game time yet??? Please don't punish me for being away.... Come out & play!!!! ) (Fleckin' 64778 )

*worried* Where is everybody??? (Fleckin' 64778 )

Here I am! But where is Dad? He is so unreliable ever since he got that badminton set. I think he would rather be playing with his shuttlecocks than talking to us. (Steve Ellen )

year (Maybe instead of worrying where I am, maybe Fleck, who manages this I/O after all, should try attracting new players. Y'ever think o' that? No, it's easier to let Steve blast me, while Fleck sits back and enjoys the fireworks!) (Dad )

befuzzled (how does one attract new players??? Sure, it might be fun watching you & Steve go at it, but if I attracted new players-they might pick on me! I kinda like it with just us, but if you want to advertise & invite others here - go ahead!) (Fleckin' 64778 )

refuzzed (There is no reliable way to attract new players. Either one falls through the trap door or he doesn't. Blackmail might work, but all my potential victims hold even more damaging information about me! ) (Steve Ellen )

hair (refuzzled > fuzzy > Fuzzy Wuzzy > "Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear" > "Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair" > hair!) (Dad )

Ball (My cat who is very hairy just coughed up a hair ball) (Ravenwand, Rising Star! )

gesundheit (ball > nuts > cashew > achoo > gesundheit! ) (Dad )

tissue? (You need a tissue after that sneeze? Welcome Raven!) (Fleckin' 64778 )

rocketship (tissue > box > fight > competition > cold war > space race > rocketship) (Also, it's a giant phallic symbol - ball > tall > phallic > rocketship) (And it has no hair - hair > no hair > bald > smooth > shiny > high tech > rocketship) (Steve Ellen )

sexy alien (rocketship > interstellar travel > alien planet > alien lifeform > sexy alien Glad your here, Ravey! Hope you enjoy as much as we do ) (Dad )

tentacles (She won't be back. I know a hit and run post when I see one. ) (Steve Ellen )

cling (tentacles>wrap>saran wrap>cling wrap>I think I'll cling to this... and that's a wrap! Oh, and Wow on the rocketship! LMAO!!!) (Fleckin' 64778 )

Octopussy (not sure what it is but it has tentacles and it clings and James Bond is in it so it must be good! ) (Steve Ellen )

Octomom (and this doesn't have James Bond in it, and it must be bad) (Dad )

eight ball (bad for you>still no James Bond>even the Magic Eight Ball seems to get it wrong most of the time>might as well just sink it in the corner pocket>eight ball) (Fleckin' 64778 )

nine-iron (If there's an 8 ball, there must be a nin-iron. After all, the idea of gol if to put the ball int eh hole and keep the pole out. In sex, you put the pole in the hole and keep the balls out! ) (Dad )

wall (if balls are out and not in the hole, do you call that balls to the wall? LOL!) (Fleckin' 64778 )

Walnuts (And you have nuts on your chin, what do you have?) (Dad )

shell (Glad I don't have to beg you to come out of your shell Dad - you always tell it like it is, and always let us know how you really feel! I'm glad for that! ) (Fleckin' 64778 )

nut (Yes, he does, doesn't he? If you have nuts in South America, what do you have? The worst case of groin stretch in history... or Brazil Nuts.) (Steve Ellen )

incontinence (nut > peanut > pee > peeing too much > incontinence. You are correct. I do not get accused of being reticent very often ) (Dad )

outcontinence (You would think it would mean the opposite of incontince but it feels like it means the same thing. (Ignore the fact that it's not a real word.)) (Steve Ellen )

out-sourcing (Don't worry, Steve. We ignore everything you say! ) (Dad )

in-sourcing (experienced by the TRUE victims of out-sourcing! It's better to be ignored than deplored. ) (Steve Ellen )

in-and-outing (What's better and good old in-sourcing and out-sourcing? Good old-fashioned in-and-outing, of course!) (Dad )

awaying (What Fleck has been doing. ) (Steve Ellen )

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