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Sick Decrees of WEIRD Association
link words by strangeness, oddity, weirdness or absurdity
To a fun, word connection game where creativity, weirdness and general WDC-like strangeness are not only OK, but needed.
Originally created by Mark and currently being managed by Fleck
To play, simply add your word, then following it, add your explanation (if it isn't obvious) as to why it is associated to the previous word.
Because this should be completely random and fun, but have some basis of connection, lets leave personal connections OUT. (Wart....Blister...
No No's >> No profanity, slang, non-english words or proper nouns - Aw heck, who are we kidding?!?!? JUST GO WITH IT!!!
Lastly, this is a continuous list, each word needs to relate to only the previous entry.
Bottom of list is end and has word to relate to.
Now have fun, and show us how strange your imagination really is!
popup (But every time you try to push the button down to turn it off it pops back up again.) (Steve Ellen )
jack-in-the-box (kinda like a Jack-in-the-box, you push down the lid, but when you wind it, it pops back up... Of course I could think of some other examples straight from the gutter to which this holds true as well! LOL ) (Fleck )
dick-in-the-bag (You can? Gee, I can't think of any...) (Steve Ellen )
turkey (Gee! All I could think of was the little plastic timer on the turkey that pops up when the turkey is done! ) (Dad )
weird (The little grunts of pleasure dad makes when the turkey timer pops up.) (Steve Ellen )
strange (Strange that turkeys evolved with those little plastic timers growing in them.) (Dad )
bizarre (Dad's Theory of Evolution. Darwin is sadly shaking his head and whispering "Noooo, noooo....") (Steve Ellen )
harem (bizarre > bazaar > Arabs > sheikh > harem) (Dad )
groupies (current lingo might refer to a harem as a bunch of groupies... Either of you have groupies??? LOL) (Fleck )
fantasy (Sure I do... groupies... and they are so beautiful and sexy! Shy, though. They never want to show themselves if anyone is around. How about you? Groupies?) (Steve Ellen )
island (Remember Fantasy island? Yeah, My fantasy is to go to a tropical island with all of my groupies. Sadly, in reality, I don't even get to the island, and even if I could, I'd be alone. Not even sure if Mom would go with me! ) (Dad )
midget (That's because you forgot to hire a little person to say "The plane, boss! The plane!" That's an essential part of Fantasy Island.) (Steve Ellen )
Tattoo (the little guy who called "Da Plane, Da Plane!" but also something I'm contemplating getting... not the little guy, but an actual tattoo.... I'm not a big fan of needles though... Hmmmm....) (Fleck )
permanent (Would you write on your body with a ballpoint pen? Well, maybe you would. Just do it where only the priviledged few can see it. ) (Steve Ellen )
hair (One thing I have never understood. Women go to the beauty parlor to get a permanent on their, then they can't get it wet because it will ruin it, and it only for a few days. THIS is permanent?????) (Dad )
shave (I'll have to shave a little bit to get my tattoo where I'm thinking about doing it - maybe I should use a ballpoint pen first tho.... I never understood why it was called a permanent, but if it was, it would sure save money! lol) (Fleck )
save (Human hair is quite valuable, especially a lot of long pieces in a matched set. However, I don't know about some areas. I suppose armpit hair isn't worth much.) (Steve Ellen )
au naturel (how the French wear their armpit hair... ) (Fleck )
pancakes ( armpit hair > au naturel > French > what the heck else do French do? > oh yeah... pancakes! ) (Steve Ellen )
crepes (but they actually call them crepes, right? I seem to remember that from Talledega Nights - The Legend of Ricky Bobby! LOL) (Fleck )
shoes (Hmmm... any relation to crepe sole shoes? Did people once walk on pancakes? ) (Steve Ellen )
raincoat (shoes - galoshes - raining - raincoat) (Dad )
umbrella (Who says it was raining? Did anyone say it was raining? We had great weather until you showed up, Dad! LOL!) (Steve Ellen )
salt (you mention umbrella & all I can picture is that little girl on the container of Morton's salt.... I guess I coulda went with slicker, but oh well.... and PLEASE no more rain! I'm still waiting for my back yard to dry out - it's terrible!) (Fleck )
barebutt (As soon as you said "little girl on the container" I thought of the Coppertone ad where the dog is yanking at her bathing suit.) (Steve Ellen )
thong (You said "barebutt" and all I could see was a shapely, well-tanned young female buttocks in a thong. Guess that proves I'm still male ) (Dad )
flip flops (used to call those old flip flops that were simply a rubbery strap on a rubbery sole [much less fashionable than todays flip flops] thongs, although I'm sure men are much more appreciative of what we call a thong today! ) (Fleck )
flip flop (What did Dad mean by he was "still male"? Is he planning to do a gender flip flop? ) (Steve Ellen )
flapjack (You'll notice how I pointedly ignored Steve Ellen's comment) (Dad )
bacon (as in flapjacks and bacon, and/or Kevin Bacon, who u can connect to any entry, or so I'm told) (Eli VanDyne )
eggs (What Dad will be missing after his flip flop. ) (Steve Ellen )
boobies (When I look at a fried egg, it reminds me of boobies. Take a look at it from the side. I looks like a side view of a small boobie. Take a look at it from above. It looks like the front view of a boobie.) (Dad )
nipples (since you're talking about boobies, my brother just happened to mention that Jennifer Aniston has some type of disorder after plastic surgery in that her nipples always appear hard.... huh...a turn on, or no? I'm guessing yes.) (Fleck )
perky (Yes... turn on. You had to ask?!) (Steve Ellen )
Friendly (don'tcha think that hard, perky nipples are just a woman's body's way of being friendly without the woman to whom the body belongs actually being aware that she'd being friendly?_ (Dad )
Helpful (I'm also voting turn on) (Eli VanDyne )
pointers (people who are helpful can sometimes give pointers, and nipples that are awake & standing at attention could also be called pointers! LOL ) (Fleck )
*** Steve - what do I need to do to pass ownership of this I/O to you? My portfolio will expire on 4/15, and I do not believe I am renewing it in a way that this I/O will survive otherwise, so please let me know if you'll take it on. Thanks! *** (Fleck )
flickers (Can I flick your pointers? Hey, is "Fleck" a nickname for... Naw, ccouldn't be! ) (Steve Ellen )
Negative (that's a negative ghostrider! LOL on the nickname thing! Okay, so don't forget to answer me on switching this I/O to you Steve, otherwise it will be lost forever, and I would hate for that to happen, but my upgraded profile will expire on 4/15) (Fleck )
Hey, Fleck. Just click on ITEM TOOLS > Transfer Item (Steve Ellen )
response (When I was single, I'd request sexual favors from fair, comely members of the opposite gender. The response was always negative ) (Dad )
question (Then you just need to learn to ask the right question, Dad! LOL) (Fleck )
answer (How is Dad going to ask any right questions when he only knows all the wrong answers? ) (Steve Ellen )
stupid (If Steve is the answer, it must have been a stupid question. (Dad )
smart (If Fleck is the answer, the question must have been: Who is going to post next?) (Steve Ellen )
chick (I do consider myself a smart chick, and even though my membership expired, it looks like this I/O survived - so YAY!!! ) (Fleck )
filet (Yay! Good for you!.. unless you got the date wrong. ) (Steve Ellen )
boneless (And nope - it was April 15th, but maybe they changed the rules... Anyway - I'm glad! ) (Fleck )
boned (another euphamism for ......... well, if I gotta tell ya for what, you don't belong in this I/O) (Dad )
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