Dad says "*falls off barstool*"

Singular Scribbler says "Good heavens! I leave for five minutes and this place turns into a cat-sty. I should have expected this."

Dad says "Cat STY? Now just what the hell? I thought it was a cat HOUSE!"

catty WDC since 2003 says "It's a D-I-N-E-R. But the vacuume cleaner is toasted, the cattykins went right through the wall to the Emo shop next door, I think they've been adopted!"

Dad says "But the question is, do THEY think they've been adopted? That's the piece of the that needs to be addressed."

Steve Ellen says "How about 77 Mulberry Lane? That's a nice address."

Dad says "So is 221B Baker Street"

catty WDC since 2003 says "yessss, don't mind the cobwebs, we've been meaning to add a few more spiders...."

Steve Ellen says "You've certainly got the cobwebs for it."

Singular Scribbler says "221B Baker Street! I would move in if that were the address!"

catty WDC since 2003 says "What were the Munsters? 1313 Mockingbird lane?"

Dad says "Does anybody know that Archie Bunker lived at 704 Hauser Street in Queens?"

Mr Zaborskii says "... Yes. Everyone knows that. Of course. Who wouldn't? I mean, he posts it on his Facebook all the time, "this week has been really hard for someone who grew up at 704 Hauser Street in Queens""

catty WDC since 2003 says "Right along with Oscar the Grouch on Sesame Street. Anyone get the address of his can?"

Mr Zaborskii says "I'm sorry. It was going so fast I couldn't read the plates."

Dad says "Isn't it out in front of 123 Sesame Street?"

Steve Ellen says "It used to be, but I haven't been back to Sesame Street in over 50 years."

catty WDC since 2003 says "Yeah, but what a monster!"

Dad says "I saw something odd today, but then realized it was Halloween, so it probably wasn't odd, which made me think it was odd. Then I got confused, said the hell with it and went to work."

catty WDC since 2003 says "Atta boy, Dad! Way to stay alert and ignorant!"

Mr Zaborskii says "I thought all old people tried to be that way..."

Dad says "I've studied hard to be this ignorant."

Steve Ellen says "I rememeber when you couldn't even pronounce "ignorant". You'd stumble around saying "Pignant! Pignant!" It was cute but also annoyingly pathetic. We didn't know whether to hug you or institutionalize you."

Singular Scribbler says "Clearly, the latter hasn't worked. You've shoved them in school for twelve years and now all they can do is flail their arms and shout slightly more intelligent phrases while swallowing their insecurities in that hopes that no one will notice. "

catty WDC since 2003 says " That's where the cab drivers come from. "

Steve Ellen says "We have a TAXI emoticon now! Jeepers! Oooo... a TV and... binoculars! "

Dad says "Not to mention a . OK, I won't mention the "

catty WDC since 2003 says " You Tube here we come!"

Dad says "Beware of Steve with the and a and especailly . Can you say stalkercam?"

Steve Ellen says "I can't say it ten times real fast. Can I still keep the cameras?"

Dad says "Only if you forfeit the film "

catty WDC since 2003 says "Mine's DIGITAL! No film needed! Whoo hoo! *Runs around idiotically*"

Dad says "Don't make me make you a "

catty WDC since 2003 says "ehy would you do that? I'm a great distraction to whatever you're planning on doing, really!"

Dad says " What? Oh, I'm sorry. You distracted me."

catty WDC since 2003 says "See! Perfect timing."

Singular Scribbler says "Seriously, though. Who is Summer? "

Steve Ellen says "I don't know but she missed this place so much she came back twice. Actually, I do know who she is but I promised to keep her identity a mystery."

Dad says "Isn't her secret identity really Bruce Wayne? Or is it Aunt Harriet?"

Mr Zaborskii says "I think by revealing her identity to you, Steve, she broke WDC protocol. We need her address so we can raid her house and bring her in."

Dad says "Isn't it 1 Park Row, Michigan City, IN?"

Steve Ellen says "You'll never catch her because she is a citizen of the world and has already lived in Europe, Asia, and the Middle East. She could be anywhere by now."

Singular Scribbler says "It would be easier for her if she just chose one of those. None of us are motivated enough to actually look for her if she's not going to be here."

Dad says "That sounds remotely like *shudders* research! ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

Singular Scribbler says "I do research. Lots of it. I get paid for mine, though. "

Dad says "I usta do research, but then I figured out it was easier to just make up my true facts as I go along. ^{*thinks for a minute*} Why does that sound like something Steve would say? *^shudders*"

Singular Scribbler says "Because you and Steve are two bodies of one mind. We all know it. That your souls are connected, anyone can see. It's just a matter of time before you two are prepared for The Joining."

Mr Zaborskii says "It will be hectic for the Thing they become to try to choose which persona he likes better. The two of them are so similar, it would be like choosing between a Republican-controlled congress and one controlled by Democrats."

Dad says "That was a rather poor analogy, Mr. Z. I don't belong to either the Democratic Party or the Republican Party. I belong to the Beer Party. It's a lot more fun. And Steve doesn't belong to any organized party. He's a Republican."

Singular Scribbler says "I would tell you what party I belong to, but you've probably never heard of them. "

Mr Zaborskii says "I'm pretty sure that besides the Libertarian Party, the Green Party, and the Neo-Nazi party, none of the other parties do anything politically. I can only imagine the Rainbow Party (and would frankly rather not.)"

Dad says "I never imagine the Rainbow Party. "

Steve Ellen says "Hey! I'm a democrat! But it doesn't affect my performance."

Dad says "Really? I kinda figured that. I know you hate politics, just like all good Democrats."

Singular Scribbler says "Whenever people get all puffed up about their polotocal affiliations, I like to kindly remind them they all taste the same when roasted over a spit."

Dad says "1,000,000,000 years from now, the sun will explode and the earth will burn to a cinder. What we do in politics today won't make a rat's-ass difference then."

Singular Scribbler says "Dear heavens. I wrote "polotocal". I apologize for my existence. I'm going to go...die in a corner somewhere. "

Steve Ellen says "Har har! SS has been humiliated! Har har har! *points at her* ... Now you know how Dad feels every day of his life. ... Referring to the typos. Of course."

Dad says "*tries to delete SS's last post* I thought you did that on purpose! Making a statement on how useless politcs is, and all that. Forget humiliation! you da star!"

Singular Scribbler says "Only a father could pull consolation like that out of his butt. You're a good man, Dad. "

Dad says " it's what we dads do"

Singular Scribbler says "Some dads. I think you're a wonderful father. Perhaps you should try reverse psychology with Son. Instead of trying to find blind dates from all over the internet, maybe you could start making plans for him to live with you until he's forty. "

Steve Ellen says "In this economy Son probably would think that a good plan."

Dad says "In this economy, DAD thinks that might be a good plan. Son makes more than I do."

Singular Scribbler says "You have to emphasize the lack of freedom he'll have. And you have to impose rent upon him. He'll find someone to marry."

Dad says "He asked me for your phone number."

Mr Zaborskii says "LOL! You are joking, right?"

Steve Ellen says "But how does he know Singular Scribbler has a voice? She might be a mute. And now she is offended by his insensitive request that she communicate the way the talking people do."

Singular Scribbler says "Haha. Maybe I have transcended simple speech and have communicated telepathically with Son already? Or not. Still. Why would he need my phone number? "

Dad says "I'm guessing so that if he moves out, he wants to move next door to you, and have the next phone number numerically on the list would be a neat touch."

Singular Scribbler says "Oooh! We could have a nifty bridge between our houses that comes out in a blanket fort and...that just might be awesome."

Steve Ellen says "Smores and folksongs every weekend."

Dad says "You could both wear footy pajamas and have a great time!"

Singular Scribbler says "I had a bad experience with footy pajamas. I will never wear them again. But, I'm totally cool with it if he does. "

Dad says "He's cool enough to wear them. He's also cool if you don't wear any pajamas at all."

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