Your face, my arse: what's the difference? ^_^ - Duke Nukem, I think

"That's not what you said last time..." - The easiest way to make someone look like a hypocrite.

Life IS pain, princess. Anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to sell you something.-- Wesley (aka-The Dread Pirate Roberts) from "The Princess Bride"

"Go do that voodoo that you do so well." - Harvey Korman, Blazing Saddles

My house my rules- The forever unanswerd question that i will soon find a anwser to muwhhahaha.

I got mail i got mail- Special Ed ,my hero^-^

Got angels comeing outta your arse-Amanda( sounds funny with Gaelic accents)

It was a barking spider, I swear! - my husband, after he farted

"But you're not bona fide!" from O Brother Where Art Thou"

"I hope that you are not angry with me for asking this question. I am not a busy body but I just want to know."

She's never been so all alone, she's never felt so free. ~ Amanda Marshall "Birmingham"

If I'm not back in five minutes......... just wait longer! (Ace Ventura)

Stupid is just a 5 letter word

"Most of the world's problems could have been avoided if people just said what they f*cking meant!" -Marilyn Manson

"Chicks dig scrawny pale guys." -A shirt i own.

"You mean it's a good idea? I'll say every good idea that comes to me." "And they never heard from her again." Elloit and Nia on Just Shoot Me

"Take my hand, come with me, into this crystal scenery" - Pete Yorn, Crystal Village

"Don't thank me now, because Godzilla's here." - Destroy All Monsters

"I slept through the alarm this morning. Don't worry. It wasn't a big fire."

My friend refuses to come over for dinner because he's alergic to cats. Fine, I'll cook something else.

Theday's shirt: Does not play well with others.

"What's next? Project Bananaramma?" Scott in Austin Powers: The Spy That Shagged Me

"I love my job." Jerry Springer after seeing 2 girls flash.

"Two men say they're Jesus, one of them must be wrong." -Song, "Industrial Disease"

"Keep talking all I hear is BLAH BLAH BLAH!"-A T-shirt my friend Wendi has.

I looked for my soul, but my soul I could not see. I looked for my God, but my God eluded me. I looked for a friend and then I found all three.---Thomas Blake

I have a Tee-shirt that says, "You've been a bad boy! Now go to my room!"

T shirt I got my huggy for Christmas- "I figured out your problem. YOU'RE STUPID!" Somehow I don't think he got it, lmao

hmmm, ok maybe he did get it since I spelled HUBBY as HUGGY sorry

I'm kinda mean, but I make up for it by being real healthy. - Ernest T. Bass, The Andy Griffith Show

"They've locked down their fortress! With locks!!" -Invader Zim

No one makes me bleed my own blood! - Ben Stiller/Dodge Ball

We're going to need some more FBI guys! - Die Hard

God, I love thise neighborhood! - The Burbs

Don't forget to use your teeth! - Advice heard across the table at girls' nite out

If Bill Clinton is the answer, it must be a stupid question. - bumpersticker on a rusty old pickup.

We just came to see if you had fossilized yet. - My husband to his father on his 73rd birthday.

Knock three times on my penis if you want me. - again, my irresistibly insane idiot of a husband

Do the words "perpetual asshole" mean anything to you? - me, to the imbecile above

You look good in tin. - me, again to the moron

Since when do you speak to me? Go back to sleep! These damn sheep are making a mess on the veranda! - Me to whatshisname

"I'm going to Florida." - my best friend, Em, to me... for the millionth time

"You've screwed me again, Pennypacker!" Elaine to Kramer on Seinfeld

"Id-iots!" -- Napoleon Dynamite

Stupidity isn't a crime, so you're free to go.--my favorite T-shirt! Um... I hope this place isn't 4 only certain people to post! If so oops!

A man with no testicles is like a man with no nuts. - My idiot husband

You're the song thats stuck in my head... - "Times Like This" Lit

Even the still wind has a voice. - Navajo saying

I'm so excited I wish I could wet my pants! ~ Bender the Robot - Futurama

this is the part of me that thinks ants are cavemen this is the part of me that thinks all humans are ants "Isaac Brock (Medication)"

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