xjocax says "**hides admiral under a blanket**"

Steve Ellen says "Remember, Admiral, if anyone comes poking around you're just a giant mutant baby who can only say Pa-pa, Ma-ma, and Ka-ka. Now stay under that blanket until the danger is passed."

Small says "I'm not going to hide from the Holy Inquisition, thats like trying to hide from the dark in the middle of the night."

Steve Ellen says "Those Imperial proverbs go right over my head. I'm just a hick living on a little simple normal planet that the Imperium has labeled "worthless"."

Small says "Actually, we arent even adding to Imperial navigation charts, or the Imperial Planetary Archive."

Steve Ellen says "Hmmm... so we are invisible to the Imperium? This would be a great place to locate the headquarters of my smuggling operations."

Small says "That doesnt mean youre invisible. It just means we dont want to be involved with the Tyranid Hive Fleet heading this way."

xjocax says "you know, we are sort of invisible, even though they do regular patroling to this side of the galaxy, if we dont (as a planet) be too noisy they dont have why to worry about us."

Small says "You must be thinking about the Tau Empire. The Tyranids have one purpose, and one purpose only. To consume all organic mateiral in the galaxy."

Steve Ellen says "That's the kind of purpose that can lead to bloating and gas. I hope they're ready for that."

xjocax says "-Singularity leaves the planet- Finally! (By the way, i just turned singularity off, but it still was in the planet)"

Small says "What does that have to do with Tyranids?"

Steve Ellen says "You'll have to ask the Tyranids that question."

Small says "You dont talk to Tyranids. Either you kill them, or they kill you."

Steve Ellen says "Don't you hate it when a people are so polarized? It's either their way or the highway. Whatever happened to the gentle art of interspecies compromise?"

Small says "Compromise?!?!?! How do you compromise with mindless aliens, or the aliens that are so smart they think everyone else is a barbarian? Doesnt stop from being nearly extinct though. Stupid Eldar."

Steve Ellen says "It's true. It's like us and the ants. There is no common ground and no common language to talk about it even if we did have common interests. So we keep stomping out their nests and they keep annoying us in a thousand small ways."

Small says "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Steve Ellen says "No, it's not like that? Or no, you don't want your nest stomped?"

Small says "I was just seeing how people would respond."

Steve Ellen says "Why you...! We ought to punch you out for rattling our cages! I'm just speaking for the people..."

Small says "In the name of the Imperium of Man and the Immortal-God Emperor of Man, I demand that you raise two regiments of infantry for Imperial service"

Steve Ellen says "What?! And you wonder why all the graffitti around here reads "The Imperium Sucks!""

Small says "Its not my fault the Imperial Guard has a criticaly low amount of troops in this sector."

xjocax says "As the official ruler of the planet, i say that we don't have enough... people to raise a regiment of infantry, much less two of them for imperial service."

Small says "Oh, well, ah, never mind, I guess."

Steve Ellen says "Truth is, nobody on this planet can hit the broad side of a barn with a shotgun. Terrible shots. Now if you have a pitchfork regiment open, we might be interested."

xjocax says "Weeeeeelllll... time for a planet census!"

Steve Ellen says "Count me out."

xjocax says "Don't worry anyways, you don't have a planetary membership, so you don't count as a local citizen. PD: Up to now i have censed 5 people, and i have already censed half of the landmass! "

Steve Ellen says "It makes no cense to have a census if the number of censees is less than the number of censors. I say we should cense another planet that has more people."

xjocax says "i am the only censor, and up to now there are 6 cenceess -.-"

Steve Ellen says "Oh. In that case... keep on censin'!"

xjocax says "*BOOOOOM*"

Steve Ellen says "Uh oh. Somebody blew up one of the censors. Now the count will be off by one."

xjocax says "xjocax will respawn in 5 seconds."

Steve Ellen says "This is what drives the censors crazy: respawning."

xjocax says "-xjocax has respawned- NO, WAIT, RUN, EVERYBODY GET A DUCK AND RUN FOR YOUR LIFES BEFORE ITS.... oh wait, i died... how convenient. -a *BOOOOOOOM* is heard-"

Steve Ellen says "Do you think ducks grow on trees?"

Neg says "Depends on whether they're ducks or dragons. Yay, Im new!"

xjocax says "...and which of both grow on trees?"

Steve Ellen says "Are you the same "jocaypa" that is other places on the internet? What does "jocaypa" mean?"

Neg says "MANATEE!!!"

Small says "Anpth new pwrson, eh? You with the powers of chaos too?"

Small says "Wow, I really messed that one up. I meant to say 'Another new person.'"

Neg says "XD Hey, you guessed right! Not too much CHAOS, though, but we aren't with the empire! Oops - I mean the Imperium. '^^ I'm 1292 Negative Calculate! It's a pleasure to meet you, um... what's your name? "

Small says "Well if you arent with the Imperium of Man, youre against it. And most people just refer to me as, Admiral. Even though I currently dont have a fleet to command..."

xjocax says "@Steve: yes, i am the same jocaypa, and jocaypa means jo for my first name initials, ca for my second name initials and ypa for remembering my password. @Neg: Manatee?"

Neg says "@jocaypa: Not just any manatee... a SPACE manatee! @Admiral: Well, yeah, but we don't have that much experience with daemons, y'know? So would it really count as Chaos, or would it be more a rebel force?"

Small says "Well the Imperium fights much more then just the forces of Chaos. We fight the Eldar, the Orks, the Tau, the Tyranids, the Necrons, the Dark Eldar, traitors, heretics, rebels, and on the rare occasion the Imperial Guard and Space Marines fight each other."

Neg says "Yeah, I remember, but I'm not questioning that. I'm asking that, if I'm a Space Marine not with the Imperium, but I don't associate with daemons, does that still mean I'm a Chaos Space Marine?"

Small says "No, it means your a traitor to the Imperium, and will be hunted down and killed, if your lucky."

Neg says "Oh, ok! ^-^ Thanks for clearing that up, then! "

xjocax says "Something tells me this place is sorta... dead -revives this place-"

Small says "Right when the Imperium was going to claim the planet. You have very good timing."

xjocax says "Hey admiral, im sorta new to this universe, and since nobody else is here, can you explain to me what the Imperium is and what purpose it serves?"

Small says "The Imperium is a massive empire of nearly a million worlds. Most people would say that we are extreamly xenophobic, and hate anything that isnt human. While it seems true, we simply fight for the continued survival of humantiy against all threats..."

Small says "The single greatest threat to humantiy, and the rest of the races of the galaxy, are the ruinous powers of chaos. About ten thousand years ago, the influence of chaos caused exactley half of the Emperors Space Marines to turn against him..."

Small says "thus begining the Horus Heresy. Horus was one of the Emperors most trusted Warmasters. The Imperium barley survived that war, but at the gates of the Imperial Palace it self, Horus was defeated. Since then, we have used force to defend ourselves from all."

Small says "..threats. Theres alot of other stuff, but basically you should just know not to get on our bad side. Although a few High Lords on Holy Terra have begun to think diplomacy toward the other orderly races, like the Eldar and Tau, would serve us better."

xjocax says "But in my universe the most chaotic thing we might find is a zombie outbreak!, How come the ruinous powers of chaos have grown so strong?"

Neg says "Um...that's kinda my fault... I was reading Frankenstein, and one thing led to another...sorry... '^^"

xjocax says "Ooooh, crafty. But if you did it, can't you undo it?"

Small says "He didnt do it. You can blame the Eldar, and the Imperium for that. But mostly the Eldar. Before humanity even existed, the Eldar Empire was vast, and wealthy beyond imagining. The fact that barley anyone had to actually work, they turned their attention-"

Small says "-toward experiencing everything that life had to offer. Not all of them mind you, these were cults. Torture and murder became 'artforms'. Very long story short, most of them lost any sense of morality, and literally created a god, called Slaanesh."

Small says "Its all very comlicated, and the Eldar arent exactley forth coming with their history. The Imperiums 'contibution' to the ruinous powers is far less great, in the over all view of things. Pride basically made us blind to the treat of the ruinous powers..."

Small says "blind to the threat of the ruinous powers*... the Eldar tried to warn the Emperor and others that exactley half of his most trusted servents, the Space Marines were corrupted by the ruinous powers. Which I covered above, when I talked about the HH."

Small says "But we also have zombie outbreaks, thanks to the ruinous powers. They developed a diesease to use it as a terror weapon. We have been sucssesful in eliminating these outbreaks, which usually cover entire planets."

Neg says "So are they real undead, or just modified/infected people? I HATE it when folks mix those up!"

Small says "Actually, both. They never really worked out the virus that well."

Neg says "Ok. Good; I don't wanna get into some cheesy zombie horror flick. Well, good news! I'm gonna help!"

Small says "Fine. The Imperium isnt in a possition to turn down help."

xjocax says "Since i now have a planet, i think i might be useful too "

Neg says "Awesome! So, when's the chicken coming? 8D"

xjocax says "Man. I leave for a while and suddenly everything's on ruins."

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