Joke Central

Craig Hosie says "Was going to purchase a watch today but just don't have the time on my hands."

Scifiwizard Retired says "The Lord said there would be a perfect man and a perfect woman on every corner of the Earth. He then made the Earth round and laughed. "

2 Winged Dragon says "What's the similarity between a left hand, and 2+2=8? Both aren't right! *rim shot*"

Diana says "A man walks into a bar....well it's his own fault. He should have looked where he was going!"

Hermatt says "What kind of cheese isn't yours? Nacho cheese!!"

A.S. Hendra [Job-Searching] says "(A quote from Saul Bellow) She was what we used to call a suicide blonde---dyed by her own hand."

Karl says "Overheard conversation between Jesus and Buddah... "so I can't go to to heaven?" "Hey man, it's not what you know, it's who you know.""

glaedr says "My new favorite saying: "If I meant morally deficient, I would have said 'now that's something I would have done!""

glaedr says "The three games a person plays in the bathroom: Aggravation, Concentration, and Kerplunk!"

Dream ~★~ Justly says "Billy: They're coming! We have to be careful we don't do anything rash, or they'll catch us. Johnny: What are you talking about? I don't have a rash."

Scythe says "a horse walks into a bar and asks for a drink. the bartender says "Why the long face?""

Silent Heart says "That beautiful moment when you see your food coming at a restaurant...And it ends up going to the next table.."

Farnaz Del says "A girl was watering her garden while it was raining. When her mom asked her "why are you watering the flowers outside? Its raing!" She said, "Don't worry, I have an rain jaket!""

Silent Heart says "Father - "How were the examination questions?? " Son - "Easy" Father - "Then why do you look so unhappy?"Son - "the question didn't give me any trouble,But the answers did..!""

Alala says "God said to Adam, "I'm gonna give you a woman. She will love you, care for you, meet all your needs, sleep with you and bear your children." Adam says, "What's this gonna cost me" God says, "An arm an a leg" Adams say, "What can I get for a rib?"

Silent Heart says "Man got message from his girl friend :"I miss you." then he replied : "I Mr.you""

Alala says "Q:What do you get when you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French Kitchen? A:Linoleum Blownapart "

Justine says "Q: What do you say to an angry witch? A: Ribbit "

Matt Bird MSci (Hons) AMRSC says "Why did the chicken cross the road??? Because that's where he lives..."

A E Willcox says " Why did Gandalf smoke a pipe so often? Because he couldn't kick the hobbit. Hehehehehehehehehehe!"

Matt Bird MSci (Hons) AMRSC says "Why do the teletubbies go to the toilet together?...... Because they only have one tinky-winky!"

Raydric says "I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."

bertiebrite hoping for peace says "I went by the sanitarium and heard the inmates saying "13! 13!." I wondered why. I couldn't see over the fence so I looked through the hole. Some guy poked me in the eye with a stick. I heard them all yell "14! 14!""

Simon Latimer says "Knock knock...who's there? William Shatner. William Shatner who? William Shatner toilet and it stinks something fierce!"

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