Thus Sayeth: meg71186
Died Laughing: 01-22-06 @ 9:21pm
: Okay, Sarge! I pulled the pin, just like you said. Now what?

Thus Sayeth: meg71186
Died Laughing: 01-22-06 @ 9:32pm
: Well, we don't HAVE an extra parachute. Besides, fair is fair, and you drew the short straw. So quit crying and help me stuff your pants full of packing peanuts.

Thus Sayeth: meg71186
Died Laughing: 01-22-06 @ 9:34pm
: What does hemlock taste like again?

Thus Sayeth: meg71186
Died Laughing: 01-22-06 @ 9:38pm
: Does anyone know how to say, "This is the police. We have your house surrounded. Drop your weapons and come out with your hands up!" in Spanish?

Thus Sayeth: meg71186
Died Laughing: 01-24-06 @ 9:25pm
: Is the fire alarm the one that goes BOOP *pause* BOOP *pause* BOOP *pause* BOOP, or is that the tornado warning?

Thus Sayeth: meg71186
Died Laughing: 01-24-06 @ 9:34pm
: What are you, a barbarian? EVERYONE knows that a true duel ends with the word "uncle"...

Thus Sayeth: meg71186
Died Laughing: 01-24-06 @ 9:37pm
: Look here. I've mastered scarves, and I'm pretty good with balloons. It's only logical, then, for me to try and juggle steak knives next...

Thus Sayeth: meg71186
Died Laughing: 01-24-06 @ 9:43pm
: No, sorry, I can't tell whether that's gasoline or diesel fuel, either. So we'd better revert to plan b. You go get a box of matches, and I'll...

Thus Sayeth: meg71186
Died Laughing: 01-24-06 @ 9:48pm
: Well I don't care HOW pissed off he looks! He's a cat! How much damage can a two-pound ball of fluff really do?

Thus Sayeth: meg71186
Died Laughing: 01-24-06 @ 9:52pm
: Yes, but when someone is choking, they turn blue. Jim isn't blue. He's purple. Now, I don't know what that means, but I can tell you what it DOESN'T mean...

Thus Sayeth: meg71186
Died Laughing: 01-24-06 @ 9:56pm
: It's just one of my idiosyncrasies. Some people tug at their earlobes. Others twirl their hair. But me? I bleed profusely from both eyes...

Thus Sayeth: meg71186
Died Laughing: 01-26-06 @ 6:28pm
: Trust me. If there WAS a leak in the gas line, we'd smell it. So pass me a smoke, will ya?

Thus Sayeth: meg71186
Died Laughing: 01-26-06 @ 10:37pm
: So we're a few pounds over the max. capacity. It's an elevator. It'll hold...

Thus Sayeth: meg71186
Died Laughing: 01-26-06 @ 10:39pm
: Well call me sensitive, but I still think that it's only polite to yell "FORE!" before you lob a grenade at them...

Thus Sayeth: meg71186
Died Laughing: 01-26-06 @ 10:41pm
: What do you mean, this isn't one-way glass?

Thus Sayeth: meg71186
Died Laughing: 01-26-06 @ 10:53pm
: I meant to do that...

Thus Sayeth: meg71186
Died Laughing: 01-30-06 @ 10:00pm
: You asshole, when I said, "Pack a compass," I wasn't talking about the thing you use to draw a circle with...

Thus Sayeth: meg71186
Died Laughing: 01-30-06 @ 10:05pm
: TIME OUT! The batteries in my light saber just died! Hey! I said time out!

Thus Sayeth: meg71186
Died Laughing: 01-30-06 @ 10:08pm
: Well, of COURSE I'm planning to smash it with a sledgehammer. That's how the bomb squad does it, is it not?

Thus Sayeth: Theday
Died Laughing: 02-05-06 @ 4:17am
: "I just keep forgetting to do that."

Thus Sayeth: Nada
Died Laughing: 02-09-06 @ 12:30am
: I knew this day would come.

Thus Sayeth: Theday
Died Laughing: 02-10-06 @ 4:01am
: "You get me closer to god."

Thus Sayeth: meg71186
Died Laughing: 02-10-06 @ 10:33am
: Alex, let's make it a true daily double.

Thus Sayeth: Theday
Died Laughing: 04-09-06 @ 8:24pm
: "No! Don't like the candle!"

Thus Sayeth: Theday
Died Laughing: 06-08-06 @ 7:33pm
: "I see the light! And it burns!"

Thus Sayeth: Crwnikeboy
Died Laughing: 04-20-07 @ 3:07pm
: no i don't think there are any bears in this cave

Thus Sayeth: weeowl flying free!
Died Laughing: 04-20-07 @ 5:58pm
: Let's have sex on the roof of the sears tower, we won't fall!

Thus Sayeth: Of Fire Born ~ welcome, 2012!
Died Laughing: 02-26-08 @ 12:32pm
: The last thing I heard the cop say was, "Freeze or name your beneficiary!"

Thus Sayeth: Of Fire Born ~ welcome, 2012!
Died Laughing: 02-26-08 @ 12:37pm
: "She was beloved by many. She lived very well, tried very hard, and the writer of this epitaph was not paid for his endorsement."

Thus Sayeth: Of Fire Born ~ welcome, 2012!
Died Laughing: 02-26-08 @ 12:38pm
: If you can read this, you're mourning too close.

Thus Sayeth: Of Fire Born ~ welcome, 2012!
Died Laughing: 02-26-08 @ 12:40pm
: If you can read this, I'm looking up your skirt.

Thus Sayeth: Of Fire Born ~ welcome, 2012!
Died Laughing: 02-26-08 @ 12:44pm
: If you can read this... yer standing on my face.

Thus Sayeth: Of Fire Born ~ welcome, 2012!
Died Laughing: 02-26-08 @ 12:55pm
: It's a good thing I'm not claustrophobic!

Thus Sayeth: Of Fire Born ~ welcome, 2012!
Died Laughing: 02-26-08 @ 12:57pm
: I've gone underground!

Thus Sayeth: Of Fire Born ~ welcome, 2012!
Died Laughing: 02-26-08 @ 12:59pm
: Can you hear me {i}now{/i}?

Thus Sayeth: Of Fire Born ~ welcome, 2012!
Died Laughing: 02-26-08 @ 1:01pm
: Who greased the trapeze?

Thus Sayeth: Of Fire Born ~ welcome, 2012!
Died Laughing: 02-26-08 @ 1:07pm
: God says she knew this was coming...

Thus Sayeth: Of Fire Born ~ welcome, 2012!
Died Laughing: 02-26-08 @ 1:08pm
: They buried me face down so the world could kiss my tushie!

Thus Sayeth: Of Fire Born ~ welcome, 2012!
Died Laughing: 02-26-08 @ 1:09pm
: Are we there yet?

Thus Sayeth: Of Fire Born ~ welcome, 2012!
Died Laughing: 02-26-08 @ 1:12pm
: I closed the barn door after the Four Horses of the Apocalypse got out...

Thus Sayeth: Of Fire Born ~ welcome, 2012!
Died Laughing: 02-26-08 @ 1:30pm
: Come on, baby, light my pyre!

Thus Sayeth: Of Fire Born ~ welcome, 2012!
Died Laughing: 02-26-08 @ 2:01pm
: Make sure the StoryMaster gets my Death Certificate before my Membership expires!

Thus Sayeth: Dad
Died Laughing: 06-21-09 @ 10:18pm
: I've done this a thousand times. There's *nothing* to worry about.

Thus Sayeth: SmilinSean
Died Laughing: 07-26-09 @ 8:17pm
: Honey, I've just been invited to go hunting with Dick Cheney

Thus Sayeth: SmilinSean
Died Laughing: 07-26-09 @ 8:20pm
: Honey, your mashed potatoes taste funny tonight.

Thus Sayeth: SmilinSean
Died Laughing: 07-26-09 @ 8:25pm
: Epitaph: And you thought YOU were having a bad day?

Thus Sayeth: Dad
Died Laughing: 07-29-09 @ 9:48pm
: Oops

Thus Sayeth: Dad
Died Laughing: 09-30-09 @ 10:46pm
: Here lies Lester Moore. Shot through the heart with a .44. No Less. No More.

Thus Sayeth: alxolex
Died Laughing: 11-10-09 @ 10:20pm
: - I've only got 59 seconds to live !! - Gimme a minute...

Thus Sayeth: Marlin Spike
Died Laughing: 04-30-12 @ 12:03pm
: Remember as you pass me by, As you are, so once was I. And as I am, so you will be! Prepare in time, to follow me......

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