The Nut Who Wrote This:: Misawa
Time of Break-in:: 06-10-11 @ 2:38pm
Trash I Posted:: her Harley in search of Bob Marley, but Marley's long gone on the wings of a song with a beat that's Jamaican, though he may have been fakin', but none can be sure if pure or impure - not that it matters as deep shade now gathers to cloak and...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Steve Ellen
Time of Break-in:: 06-11-11 @ 12:56pm
Trash I Posted:: soak and poke the shadows under the old oak where I often sat and ruminated until my little rumin almost broke but things are different now that we have sold the cow and oh how that has changed our...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Misawa
Time of Break-in:: 06-28-11 @ 5:58pm
Trash I Posted:: perspective since we now must rely on milk from a sow since we've sold off the cow - myself - I've switched to beer, an occasional scotch, neat gin at lunch packs an absolute punch, a red with my tea, a white before bed ensures one will sleep with a ...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Writer of the Winds
Time of Break-in:: 06-29-11 @ 3:11pm
Trash I Posted:: dream that burns in my head, flouncing around on my golden bed, asking where... where comes this thing so unlikely, that seems to infect my psyche, surely it was not the brandy that...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: MadMan at Large
Time of Break-in:: 07-06-11 @ 4:13pm
Trash I Posted:: made me feel randy, or was it? I wonder... it has knocked me asunder, whatever it was, it makes me say things like "Barnacle Scuz" which is nonsensical and whimsical at its very best, a treat from a wordsmiths treasure chest, much like the favorites like

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Steve Ellen
Time of Break-in:: 07-06-11 @ 4:38pm
Trash I Posted:: titillate and ennui, protuberant, carmudgeon, and fiddle-dee-dee. But it's a cheap way to rhyme pulling words from a chest and I'd rather show skill that exceeds all the rest. My rhymes will be difficult and courageous and bold and those that hear them...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Misawa
Time of Break-in:: 07-07-11 @ 8:01pm
Trash I Posted:: will brand them absurd, I mean a word is a word be it a tweet from a bird or that same bird's rank turd. There's nothing new, nothing old, nothing uncovered that don't reek of mold, ripped screaming the same mellifluous tune one hears on the corner of...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Steve Ellen
Time of Break-in:: 07-08-11 @ 4:24am
Trash I Posted:: sunshine and moon. But my rhymes are delicious and quite meretricious so eat all you desire. I'll never be a liar. And with all of my Truth you get a free Baby Ruth. Unless you're diabetic, or perhaps enuretic, in which case...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: MadMan at Large
Time of Break-in:: 07-19-11 @ 4:44am
Trash I Posted:: we'll get you a nice rice cake treat, not all that yummy but it's something to eat, it'll satisfy your commercially created food fixation, the one that is hungrily eating our nation, to the point that kids don't eat boogers anymore, they prefer...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: AElucky8
Time of Break-in:: 07-23-11 @ 9:59pm
Trash I Posted:: ...to annoy their parents by super glueing toys to the floor, as well as pranking their annoying little brother, though they...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Writer of the Winds
Time of Break-in:: 08-05-11 @ 3:05pm
Trash I Posted:: say they love their siblings just a little more than Texas rib-lings, those tasty little morsels of barbequed meat, it's doubtful they...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Dave
Time of Break-in:: 08-05-11 @ 5:51pm
Trash I Posted:: beat the little boogers while scribbling epithets on the

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Steve Ellen
Time of Break-in:: 08-05-11 @ 10:39pm
Trash I Posted:: long grey concrete wall that surrounds their compound. "Shut up!" yells the guard. "You kids don't make a sound!" And the booger eating continues quietly... underground... until the words of hate start spewing and a revolution's brewing: "Booger this!"...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: MadMan at Large
Time of Break-in:: 08-09-11 @ 4:29am
Trash I Posted:: I'm outa here, we'll make a break when the coast is clear, we'll scale the tall fences and head for the trees, then we'll eat our boogers as loud as we please, why we can even...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Misawa
Time of Break-in:: 08-10-11 @ 4:46pm
Trash I Posted:: do a impromptu jig, flaunting our boogers as we gracefully swig booger-laden brandy laced with phlegm. Yes, it's a rare treat indeed it would seem, a favorite drink that's hard to beat, but then it's already been beaten with a bamboo paddle dipped...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: MadMan at Large
Time of Break-in:: 09-07-11 @ 7:20pm
Trash I Posted:: in an ancient Irish spraddel, which isn't really a word at all, but that doesn't matter when you're having a ball, which is way more fun than having a square, which is dangerous when flying through the air, almost like...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Steve Ellen
Time of Break-in:: 09-12-11 @ 6:36am
Trash I Posted:: Fred Astaire, but so totally not. Obviously these booger drinks are making us hot. Let's switch to cold water, chat the innkeeper's daughter, be gentlemen for a change, sing "Home on the Range", and soon nice will prevail and we will stay out of...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Mr. Chowda Head
Time of Break-in:: 09-12-11 @ 8:03am
Trash I Posted:: the monorail, cuisin to Mickey's house, vomiting on your mom's blouse, cuz ya' ate too much cotton candy and ...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Steve Ellen
Time of Break-in:: 09-12-11 @ 3:17pm
Trash I Posted:: wool pudding so now your throat is so itchy, it's making you twitchy, some whipped cream would be nice, preferably frozen into ice -- We'll call it ice cream! Become rich! What a dream! And all because of Mickey. Life is so tricky. One day you're...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: SharotheFantasyWriter
Time of Break-in:: 09-13-11 @ 4:33am
Trash I Posted:: gonna wake up face down in a large puddle of something brown, your face set with frown as you wonder how you didn't drown. Then you'll see...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: deemac
Time of Break-in:: 09-13-11 @ 5:34am
Trash I Posted:: Lou the life guard, his muscles rippling and hard, he don't like all this messin', so to teach you a lesson, he'll reach down and pick you up, then nonchalantly kick you up ...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Mr. Chowda Head
Time of Break-in:: 09-13-11 @ 5:59am
Trash I Posted:: and then chalantly apologize. Because with you, he wants to fraternize, not polarize, like super-size a Coke and fries, two apple pies and watch the sun rise....

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Steve Ellen
Time of Break-in:: 09-13-11 @ 6:04am
Trash I Posted:: while you both fantasize about a long life together, preferably out of the weather, eventually with kids, until Lou hits the skids - drinking that booze - and you have to choose...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Misawa
Time of Break-in:: 09-13-11 @ 11:53am
Trash I Posted:: between Wine-of-the-Month Club or booze-addled Lou who swears it's only flu. An easy choice, you say, but Lou's well on the way through the latest cabernet though it's only Monday, the 12th of the month, ninth of the year, and you're out of near-beer, so

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Steve Ellen
Time of Break-in:: 09-14-11 @ 5:25am
Trash I Posted:: jump in the Prius and hope they don't see us, wearing our jammies, speeding to Sammy's, foot on the throttle thinking of a bottle of Old Grandad or Jimmy Walker Red or a case of Chablis - Oh my, how we'll pee! - but perhaps...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Misawa
Time of Break-in:: 09-19-11 @ 11:15am
Trash I Posted:: on the way back we'll open the sack and the slight sin of a tonic and gin sans ice and twisting of lime, thus not quite so sublime, will ease the way home. Ah, the delectable foam, nah, the fizzle, one feels at the drizzle assaulting the buds at the tip..

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Steve Ellen
Time of Break-in:: 09-20-11 @ 5:30am
Trash I Posted:: of the kizzle. What's a kizzle, you ask? Teacher takes you to task: Why did you not pay attention in class? Kizzles and Twits, three weeks we all spent - inculcation, memorization, regurgitation... and more - but you forgot everythin when you walked...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Marth
Time of Break-in:: 09-23-11 @ 10:59am
Trash I Posted:: Pull out my vicious mind and create

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Dave
Time of Break-in:: 09-23-11 @ 11:55am
Trash I Posted:: a sizzle with some trash talk to berate the preacher just before Lent, when you find

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Steve Ellen
Time of Break-in:: 09-23-11 @ 2:12pm
Trash I Posted:: you have spent the pennies you saved for an offering to Dave, the God of the Lonely, the Bored, and the Homely. Dave loves you anyway (does he really have a choice?) so in the spirit of Poverty raise up your voice and sing...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Misawa
Time of Break-in:: 09-28-11 @ 11:23am
Trash I Posted:: & stomp & howl and romp, it matters not if you're on a leash, you're on your own; understand, kapish? Toot your horn & beat your drum, scream out loud to the deaf & dumb, & when their silence deafens you, bring out the duct tape & super glue, truss 'em...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Dave
Time of Break-in:: 09-28-11 @ 6:47pm
Trash I Posted:: up on the alter of brave poets with a jute halter when they misbehave, but don’t hoard the quiche, because it’s only the lonely newt who can save…

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Steve Ellen
Time of Break-in:: 10-01-11 @ 9:22am
Trash I Posted:: the butte from the long commute that the new toll road would bring. Butte buddies, unite! Join the fight! Free highways for all! Together stand tall! We won't pay the toll! Rev your motor! Blow your horn! The sheep is in the meadow! The cow is...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Roscoe
Time of Break-in:: 10-01-11 @ 2:57pm
Trash I Posted:: forlorn, saying "Cows have guns.We must fight these tolls or die" Cows gathered round, cause the stakes were high (bad cow pun) Our trails have been tarmacked, water-holes now drained dry, we're tolled for the places that we once drove by (cows have ...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Steve Ellen
Time of Break-in:: 10-02-11 @ 2:21pm
Trash I Posted:: suffered, cows have bled. Now cows must be leaders and not be the led!" And a thunderous moo arose from the crowd, bovine voices courageous and proud: "Beef On! Beef On! We'll give them the Bull!" ... At Joe's Steakhouse the diners were feeling quite...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Roscoe
Time of Break-in:: 10-03-11 @ 9:13am
Trash I Posted:: replete. Cows surrounded the building, "Hands up those who've ate meat!" A scrawny feller started to beg "Spare me! I'm a vegan, I just had the veg." A sniff of his plate determined his fate. "Over there with 'meat' lot. The meat and veg use the same

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Dave
Time of Break-in:: 10-04-11 @ 9:17am
Trash I Posted:: bait to lure the Steakhouse crew, so beware the bands of rowdy breeders who carouse in the street until…

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Writer of the Winds
Time of Break-in:: 10-06-11 @ 3:25pm
Trash I Posted:: the cows came home, bellowing, "We are tired and disillusioned, we have lost our children, no more are we contented cows; our udders are utterly dry, in our beer we cry, we are lost and Burger King is our boss; Alas, we are undone and we search for...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Dave
Time of Break-in:: 10-06-11 @ 3:42pm
Trash I Posted:: more chicken to fry, in hopes that the crowd will soon be mellowing and shed no more tears before…

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Captain Charles~RIP Lyle
Time of Break-in:: 10-06-11 @ 11:01pm
Trash I Posted:: Trash is bad It's so sad LOL!

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Steve Ellen
Time of Break-in:: 10-07-11 @ 7:44am
Trash I Posted:: And with those words of farewell the herd tramped off to Mexico. A million cowboys asked, "Where the heck did they go?" To kill some time they invented the rodeo. Without the cows no one knew what to write, so....

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Dave
Time of Break-in:: 10-07-11 @ 1:13pm
Trash I Posted:: the rodeo romeo sang a lonesome tune on the radio and began a new round of spirited…

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Roscoe
Time of Break-in:: 10-07-11 @ 1:36pm
Trash I Posted:: songs instead: 'The Ole Homestead', 'Auntie Mary Had a Canary',' Gave Her My Heart And a Diamond And She Clubbed Me With a Spade', 'Old T-Shirts never dye, they just sorta fade', 'Zittin' Zide of Me, Down By The Zuider ...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: MadMan at Large
Time of Break-in:: 10-16-11 @ 12:03pm
Trash I Posted:: til the lyricist they did neuter, with a dagger made of pewter, then he went off to Broadway, to sing the part of a lady, and a fine soprano he made, a million dollars from a pewter blade, not what the cutters had in mind, but at least...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Steve Ellen
Time of Break-in:: 10-17-11 @ 9:31am
Trash I Posted:: the cutting industry was on its feet again after having its legs cut out from under them. Now let's all sing the official Cutting Industry Hymn! "Oh, Lord of Knives who saved our lives we wish you sharpness now. Keep sharp your edge that so thin wedge and

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Misawa
Time of Break-in:: 11-06-11 @ 2:01pm
Trash I Posted:: steely driver (ur favorite sledge) may yet glean a fin or fiver." If ur game goes truly sour, fear thee not, just grunt and glower; use thy sticks as ornaments, prop them up, use common sense. Try knitting socks and they suck, pull thee up from grasp of

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Steve Ellen
Time of Break-in:: 11-17-11 @ 8:41pm
Trash I Posted:: greed. Find a pleasant book to read. Fill yourself with ale and mutton. Find some time to sew a button. There is no need to rush around. Sit back and hear your favorite sound. Smell the flowers, view the clouds. Avoid the streets and irksome...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: MadMan at Large
Time of Break-in:: 11-23-11 @ 12:41pm
Trash I Posted:: crowds, which gather thick this time of year, begging your coinage and wishing you cheer, while people like me stay purposely clear, clinging to the silence to which we hold dear, praying Chuck Norris will...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Misawa
Time of Break-in:: 02-11-12 @ 2:23pm
Trash I Posted:: shout aloud "What's happened here? No cheer, no beer, no leer, no Lear. I dare say it would take a seer to factor in a dear, a deer, or even a John Deere to put this string from this dire mire and I'm no liar, merely a town crier doing his job to please..

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Steve Ellen
Time of Break-in:: 02-11-12 @ 5:08pm
Trash I Posted:: the bees so they make more honey from which I make money and though that's not funny it keeps warm my bunny, a cute rabbit named Pam who smells like smoked ham, but looks like a yam, but a white furry yam, an unusual yam. I yam what I yam. But back to the

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