The Nut Who Wrote This:: deemac
Time of Break-in:: 07-11-09 @ 11:57am
Trash I Posted:: Miami, just me and me mammy, where we met Uncle Sammy, who'd just won a Grammy, for his latest disc, called ...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Misawa
Time of Break-in:: 07-11-09 @ 12:06pm
Trash I Posted:: the loo and couldn't poo, plugged to the gills, without magic pills to loose the dam, perchance a tiny dram of Scottish Scotch would ease my crotch through osmosis tho it might cause halitosis or even cirrhosis, but it's...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Steve ~ Friction
Time of Break-in:: 07-12-09 @ 8:07am
Trash I Posted:: not my diseases, the old man wheezes, it's my wicked wife destroying my life with marital strife and jabs with a knife. She's gotten cranky since I lost my wanky. She's considering adultery or animal husbandry - a dog or a donkey or maybe a...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: MadMan at Large
Time of Break-in:: 07-12-09 @ 10:10am
Trash I Posted:: hunky, which is another name for a guy with lots of muscles, they get that way from eating mussels, and other assorted shellfish, which may seem rather selfish, at least to the crabs, but once you've seen his...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Misawa
Time of Break-in:: 07-12-09 @ 7:59pm
Trash I Posted:: dossier you'll know he doesn't care, he lunches on Alaskan crab, he drinks Jamaican rum, he breakfasts on the finest roe, a true continuum, for snacks he favors oysters, on the half-shell if you please, a late night snack finds broiled...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: MadMan at Large
Time of Break-in:: 07-15-09 @ 4:41am
Trash I Posted:: yak, tho just his knobby knees, it rates up there with caviar, they serve it in the finest bars, if you can afford a bite, you really ought to try it, it tastes a bit like chicken, or maybe that's...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Misawa
Time of Break-in:: 07-15-09 @ 11:01am
Trash I Posted:: the bite which took a bit of cheek, ill-fitting dentures are surely for the meek who gum most hash and milk soaked toast, forgoing steak & hot pot roast while dreaming of their youthful days, 32 choppers in a...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: MadMan at Large
Time of Break-in:: 07-16-09 @ 6:15am
Trash I Posted:: biker bar parking lot, chrome wheels gleaming without a spot, the bikers themselves are a less sightly lot, what with their lack of queer eyes and fashion sense, sleeveless shirts that cost six pence, and tattoos of...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Writer of the Winds
Time of Break-in:: 07-21-09 @ 12:03am
Trash I Posted:: mamma and nem, with words of love wrapped round a sea anchor, spinning those wheels amid the Harley thunder, but he's not a thug but an investment banker, then drop it on route 5 in a fiery blunder with a blowout spectacular at a hundred and five....

The Nut Who Wrote This:: MadMan at Large
Time of Break-in:: 07-22-09 @ 4:37am
Trash I Posted:: degrees latitude, sixty three degrees longitude, which (oddly enough) is the exact location of the Bikini Bottom Brood, the place where SpongeBob goes to get stewed, where the dancing girls are always...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: CaptainMidnight
Time of Break-in:: 07-22-09 @ 5:41pm
Trash I Posted:: nude, and the spiced rum flows like bubblin' crude, and sixty-six nephews of tico tico, while fancy dancing the cheeko-cheeko, blew out the back door of Paradise, and made off like bandits with.....

The Nut Who Wrote This:: MadMan at Large
Time of Break-in:: 07-24-09 @ 4:31am
Trash I Posted:: all the ice, and everyone agreed that wasn't very nice, so the drinks grew warm and the night grew old, the crowd all pretending they were drinking something cold, when all of a sudden there arose such a clatter, it turned out to be...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: CaptainMidnight
Time of Break-in:: 07-25-09 @ 10:34am
Trash I Posted:: Alice and the Mad Hatter, who cooked up Dormouse and rabbit stew, which was cajun-spiced but hard to chew, we all chowed down, then ralphed it up, then called the Doctor, who said....

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Misawa
Time of Break-in:: 07-26-09 @ 11:34am
Trash I Posted:: the bid is three hearts, you crowd of old farts, then swept up the pot, yes, he took the whole lot then dashed out the door to be seen never more, but on a night of full moon one can hear a faint tune sprinkled with jest and a touch of...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: CaptainMidnight
Time of Break-in:: 07-27-09 @ 1:52am
Trash I Posted:: what's blessed, time to catch forty winks, but the cat never blinks, and the dawg never dreams, just reads magazines, I'm as tired as a mutt, and I don't give a ....

The Nut Who Wrote This:: MadMan at Large
Time of Break-in:: 07-27-09 @ 4:32am
Trash I Posted:: hut, or even a shack, though I wouldn't mind eating a quick healthy snack, like a rack of ribs or maybe a roast, something that'll leave room for a toast, for I always give a quick salute, even if...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Starr* Rathburn
Time of Break-in:: 07-29-09 @ 2:33am
Trash I Posted:: I'm out on a limb, we must learn how to swim while swilling our gin. Every night, as I turn out the lights, I look up to the ...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: MadMan at Large
Time of Break-in:: 07-29-09 @ 4:31am
Trash I Posted:: ceiling fan, and I say "oh man!", what a day of fun, shooting my new cap gun, and playing my new guitar, I hope I make it far, maybe to the Grand Ol Opry, wouldn't that be a sight to see? Hanging out with Travis Tritt, spending our days...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: CaptainMidnight
Time of Break-in:: 07-29-09 @ 11:14am
Trash I Posted:: writng nursery rhymes, while spending nights committing crimes, that go unsolved by the FBI, but the PTA solves 'em, by and by, and when they do, then we're thrown in jail, where we play hopscotch until ....

The Nut Who Wrote This:: MadMan at Large
Time of Break-in:: 07-31-09 @ 4:31am
Trash I Posted:: I ripped out a hangnail, then it's off to the infirmary, where a hot nurse can take care of me, and fix my little scrape, with a bandaid and some grape [juice], then it's off to the...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Invasion of the Insanity
Time of Break-in:: 08-04-09 @ 3:23pm
Trash I Posted:: bar to get hopped up some more! Meanwhile in the city streets, the freaks and the geeks get high on...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: MadMan at Large
Time of Break-in:: 08-05-09 @ 4:30am
Trash I Posted:: fine meats, riblets and cutlets and smoked joints of beef, it's all the new rage way out in LA, the millionaire junkies do it all day, it's driving the price of meat right thru the roof, it's so bad now that...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Mogwai
Time of Break-in:: 08-09-09 @ 2:05am
Trash I Posted:: widespread gout is the proof. All those gluttonous goofs with throbbing swelled hoofs learned that..

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Jake Lex
Time of Break-in:: 08-11-09 @ 2:26am
Trash I Posted:: schools for fools to get an education, to better the nation, and to give into temptation to see that the real...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Steve ~ Friction
Time of Break-in:: 08-11-09 @ 6:37am
Trash I Posted:: deal is surreal. I'm arguin' for a bargain on the margarine at Gene's Green Grocery where they never sell hosery, just pickles and tickles and...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Jake Lex
Time of Break-in:: 08-11-09 @ 6:45am
Trash I Posted:: jars of fickle nickles, hi said the doctor of the rhymes and keeper of times the man of the hour with the mind so sour how does....

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Steve ~ Friction
Time of Break-in:: 08-12-09 @ 9:22am
Trash I Posted:: your garden grow? Ho ho ho! It's the Jolly Green Bean so lean and clean like a veggie machine with a pod in between two legs of polyethylene (so limber, so smooth) and avoice like a lark that you heard in the...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: MadMan at Large
Time of Break-in:: 08-13-09 @ 4:40am
Trash I Posted:: dark, whispering sweet nothings like a mangy old mutt, flirting with the moon while sitting on his butt, howling away in his lovesick way, crying away the night and sleeping through the day, ignoring the wistful sighs and the dreamy eyes of...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Misawa
Time of Break-in:: 08-19-09 @ 10:28pm
Trash I Posted:: a lonesome sheep out of her keep staffed by bo peep and longing for a roll in the hay, but to her dismay the rams were all taken by a wild Irish ewe who unbeknownst to me or you was a vamp of a tramp and...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: CaptainMidnight
Time of Break-in:: 08-21-09 @ 11:09am
Trash I Posted:: a hootchi-kootchie, she had a PHD in the smootchie-smootchie, she could count the angels on the head of a pin, she attended mass to absolve her sins, she was the wildest Irish Rose, ewe-nique in the arts of.....

The Nut Who Wrote This:: MadMan at Large
Time of Break-in:: 08-29-09 @ 5:34am
Trash I Posted:: compose[ing] music, aye, a fine ditty writer she be, they use her music on the tele, it helps put the little ones to sleep, they sing her songs about counting sheep, and next thing ye know...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Roscoe
Time of Break-in:: 08-29-09 @ 5:56am
Trash I Posted:: there ain't a peep outta little bo but why count sheep - it rhymes with sleep? you count while they jump over a stile but for me they won't and my fist I shake now fully awake JUMP JUMP ewe little ...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: MadMan at Large
Time of Break-in:: 09-02-09 @ 4:21am
Trash I Posted:: clam, you obviously don't realize how tired I am, I've been tossing and turning for days and weeks, the bags under my eyes are a new set of cheeks, if I don't get some sleep in the next day or so, why I'll...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Misawa
Time of Break-in:: 09-03-09 @ 11:20pm
Trash I Posted:: pass out for a while & come to with a smile, for there's more than one way to defeat a sheep & more than just sleep to arise & not weep & moan & grunt & groan, for you're alone in your bed stye, don't ask me why, but...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Starr* Rathburn
Time of Break-in:: 09-04-09 @ 10:42am
Trash I Posted:: I've tried 9 times to lie a story, nine tries but no glory, nine burns a hole in my brain so now there are nine ways to flow down the drain...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Misawa
Time of Break-in:: 09-04-09 @ 2:51pm
Trash I Posted:: and it too is stopped up, so there I lie amid the muck, in need of a plumber of the kind that works on the mind, but where does one find a trustworthy soul willing to dole out a solution which won't cause pollution of...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: MadMan at Large
Time of Break-in:: 09-05-09 @ 5:36am
Trash I Posted:: the third kind, which is not to be confused with a dirty mind, for brain plumbers can get messy too, they usually end up with a little *stuff* on their shoe, its a direct result of a job well done, when the mind is unstopped it can...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Invasion of the Insanity
Time of Break-in:: 09-07-09 @ 11:20am
Trash I Posted:: spin out of control, as you sit on the couch with your new hat that takes shape of a bowl, watching tv, waiting for the fuzzies to slow...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Misawa
Time of Break-in:: 09-08-09 @ 2:13pm
Trash I Posted:: you know, you'd go out & get a job, shake off the mob & become a real player, a soothsayer, but who's interested in sooth these days when most everyone plays in a haze in the maze, avoiding the facts & backin' the hacks who...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Starr* Rathburn
Time of Break-in:: 09-09-09 @ 5:20pm
Trash I Posted:: are still on the racks of old music, the music's in me, can't you see how awful it would be if...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Misawa
Time of Break-in:: 09-09-09 @ 7:46pm
Trash I Posted:: you could sing... It'd trip the wires & blow the fuse, turn upside down Rolling Stone reviews, and when came for Grammys you'd stand alone, it'd be real clear no one could condone what and which &...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: MadMan at Large
Time of Break-in:: 09-13-09 @ 5:35am
Trash I Posted:: The Seven Year Itch, or whatever the name of your band is these days, this ridiculous screaming is all the new craze, why back in my day a man sang his tunes, in a tie and jacket he'd gently croon, not like today where the kids have no...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Misawa
Time of Break-in:: 09-25-09 @ 1:27pm
Trash I Posted:: class, but plenty of brass, can't carry a tune, let alone croon beneath a sky which is lit by the moon - they scream out nonsense, most are quite dense, they all have a cause spit out of their maws, bereft of...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Invasion of the Insanity
Time of Break-in:: 10-27-09 @ 11:54am
Trash I Posted:: their weed, hallucinating on tea, as they mosh through the bars, taking bats to our cars...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Peace & Love From AJ
Time of Break-in:: 10-28-09 @ 10:01pm
Trash I Posted:: Should we send them to Mars? I think not! Let compassion Come back into fashion There's many a reason For this angry season If we lent them an ear...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Misawa
Time of Break-in:: 10-31-09 @ 3:46pm
Trash I Posted:: they'd not be tone deaf, though perhaps bereft of a source for remorse, but cheer up, I say, there's games to play & dragons to slay on such a fine day as this & we'd all be remiss should we miss the bliss of a last kiss on the...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Joan
Time of Break-in:: 10-31-09 @ 8:37pm
Trash I Posted:: huge balloon that broke the camel's wrist. What a enormous balloon it be? Gee! Imagine this fancy ...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Monica18
Time of Break-in:: 11-09-09 @ 6:33pm
Trash I Posted:: Tree all decorated for Christmas. That camel made a beautiful mess of...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: Aaron L.
Time of Break-in:: 11-14-09 @ 1:17pm
Trash I Posted:: of his awkward fractured wrist, just picture this! But he thought less, that it wasent the best of this personal test. Yes! Now that camel knows his life is a mess. But not today, he...

The Nut Who Wrote This:: MadMan at Large
Time of Break-in:: 11-19-09 @ 6:09am
Trash I Posted:: is in Split Hoof Recovery House, a special place for wayward camels, getting to know himself (and other mammals), where life is taken a day at a time, he can't drink tequila but he can have lots of limes, and soon he'll be...

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