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Oxymorons
The wierd and wonderful world of things that don't make sense!
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If you don't know what an oxymoron is, it's words that are complete opposites. Like in Romeo and Juliet, when Romeo is infactuated with Rosaline, he talks about 'loving hate' and 'feather of lead'. It's words that when put together, don't make sense. I'm trying to come up with as many as possible! So please help me!

Dad says "representative government"

Dad says "Microsoft works"

Dad says "cruel to be kind"

Dad says "awful good"

Karen Lightnhart says "Microsoft works"

Nigel Nix says "Humane Killer"

Araios says "Black Pride"

figaronymous says "Seen on a dry-erase marker: "Non-toxic. Made in China.""

A Preston Rover says "Female Supremacy"

Stinky says ""High ground""

Stinky says ""Constantly changing""

Stinky says ""Dinner check"(It's really a bill)"

shypuppie says "Yeah...right (when two positives make a negative)"

Elfstone4114 says "never say never"

Aradne says "internet search"

Penemue says "Government assistance"

Lorelei says "Hard at play"

deemac says "the sound of silence"

Crickado says "new and improved"

Andrea says "Positive discrimination"

Dr Taher Wishes Happy 2012! says "beautifully uglySmile a little too much frightfully courageous"

Tileira says "Curry is like "red hot ice cubes" according to Terry Pratchett in 'Mort'"

Madame Momerath says "satanic church"

Pallas Athene says "born-again virgin"

Madame Lunacy! says "Butt Head :)"

Madame Lunacy! says "Living Dead"

Madame Lunacy! says "Sweet and Sour! :) "

Don Magic Fanny says "Filthy Shine"

Chelsea loves Firefly says "Girly men, Smart Jock, Cool nerd, unpopular celebrity."

Verm says "jumbo shrimp"

Don Magic Fanny says "Numb Feeling"

Don Magic Fanny says "Challengingly Easy"

Don Magic Fanny says "Hot Ice"

Don Magic Fanny says "Beautiful Hag"

Don Magic Fanny says "Dull Rainbow"

Don Magic Fanny says "Pleasurable Pain"

Don Magic Fanny says "Old Baby"

Don Magic Fanny says "Deafening Whisper"

Don Magic Fanny says "Heavy Cloud"

Don Magic Fanny says "Stupid Boffin"

Don Magic Fanny says "Dark Sunshine"

Don Magic Fanny says "Loud Silence"

Don Magic Fanny says "Happy Depression"

Don Magic Fanny says "Serious Laughter"

Don Magic Fanny says "Young Granny"

Don Magic Fanny says "Dry Water"

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