Who: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
When: 11-08-09 @ 11:30am
What: The plot thickens as Ravenwand finds out where the In & Outs have been hiding... Meanwhile, Gabrielle grabbed one of her whimpering taut puppies, (who happened to be high) and handed it to the waitress.

Who: Deodara
When: 11-08-09 @ 11:44am
What: Did Gabrielle take one of her puppies out of her brassiere (which Germans call a "holdzemvonfloppen")?

Who: Joan
When: 11-08-09 @ 5:14pm
What: "Holdzomvolfloppen" has flipped over.

Who: BOO! Guess Who! Dreamin1
When: 11-09-09 @ 2:57am
What: I couldn't find it either, and I"m wearing anohter brand called IzStillFloppin.

Who: Steve ~ Friction
When: 11-09-09 @ 8:10am
What: Floppin puppies in an In&Out and women who haven't posted in months suddenly show up! Have we failed in the past to devote enough plot time to women's issues?

Who: Deodara
When: 11-09-09 @ 9:20am
What: YES!!!

Who: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
When: 11-09-09 @ 3:17pm
What: *sues the subsequent posters that don't follow the rules* *Going offa Stevie's last post* *stepping off the soap box* *adopting one of Gabrielle's puppies*

Who: Dad
When: 11-09-09 @ 9:34pm
What: Is Sue Shelton going to sue us over the lack of women's issues on this I/O?

Who: Deodara
When: 11-10-09 @ 5:14am
What: ♫ I/O, ♪ I/O, it's off to work we go... ♫ ♪ ♫

Who: Steve ~ Friction
When: 11-10-09 @ 7:14am
What: *Go-roan* I mean... *groan* No, wait, I mean "groin". That's better for the plot. When the magician put a coin on his groin it turned into a magic wand.

Who: Bucolica
When: 11-10-09 @ 7:59am
What: Wandering about looking for the seven singing dwarfs, Sue Shelton was shocked when she peered into the window of Grandma's Confection Shop and saw Grandpa making doughnut holes.

Who: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
When: 11-10-09 @ 3:08pm
What: "Ole!" shouted Matador Fuerte Vache. He waved his red cape at the angry bull and was promptly impaled on one of the bulls horns.

Who: Dad
When: 11-10-09 @ 11:22pm
What: The bull, shorn some of his black coat, was angry about that, and the lack of good plot lines in most of the modern situation comedies.

Who: deemac
When: 11-11-09 @ 3:08am
What: "Come Di! Escape with me to another much greener, grassier plot line across the faraway fields!" grunted Brutus the bull to his Number 1 cow, Diane.

Who: Deodara
When: 11-11-09 @ 6:51am
What: "Diane and Brutus Bovine just smashed out of their paddock!" boomed Soddy Mudd, the Ch.2 on-air weather dude. "Film at 11."

Who: Steve ~ Friction
When: 11-11-09 @ 7:43am
What: 11 minutes later, Diane and Brutus were halfway across the Faraway Fields. As the witch gazed at them in her crystal ball, she cackled with glee. "Soon the poppies will work their spell!" Her flying monkey nodded agreement and adjusted his cap.

Who: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
When: 11-11-09 @ 3:29pm
What: "Is Cappuccino an effective deterrent to the narcotic properties of Poppies?" Grunted Diane, as she slurped her Starbucks and prayed she'd make it across the pasture without falling asleep.

Who: Bucolica
When: 11-12-09 @ 6:05am
What: Linga Slee, the Asian who was charged with tending the cattle, saw Soddy Mudd on the telly, dashed outside in a panic and yelled to her dung sorter, "Where's the beef?"

Who: Steve ~ Friction
When: 11-12-09 @ 10:08am
What: The bee found the poppies delightfully intoxicating. Diane slapped her hand and killed it. "So much for child-friendly programming," she muttered. "Now to find that old witch and rip her guts out."

Who: Deodara
When: 11-13-09 @ 6:07am
What: Phergu Tsout, Nigerian professor of animal husbandry and wifery, called channel 2 and demanded the station air a photo of the cow with a bee-slapping HAND!

Who: Steve ~ Friction
When: 11-13-09 @ 9:26am
What: "Hand?" asked the Channel 2 receptionist. "That's part of our child-friendly agreement with the FDC. We aren't to refer to them as teats or udders. They are cowhands."

Who: deemac
When: 11-13-09 @ 11:26am
What: And so it came to pass that the Countess, who once bathed in the rejuvenating blood of a hundred virgins, was buried alive.

Who: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
When: 11-13-09 @ 6:13pm
What: I've never seen such a wonderful and intriguing plot twist!

Who: Bucolica
When: 11-13-09 @ 7:25pm
What: Twisting his face into a grimace, "Cowhands," barked Phergu Tsout, "how udderly preposterous!"

Who: Dad
When: 11-13-09 @ 10:30pm
What: "Us Tibetan monks don't herd cows! We herd yaks!"

Who: Steve ~ Friction
When: 11-14-09 @ 8:24am
What: "Herd yaks, did ya?" said a Walter Brennan replica. "Well, I heered owls and coyotes. But then I ain't no Tibetan monk, I reckon."

Who: Bucolica
When: 11-14-09 @ 9:20am
What: "I reckon you're not," Will Rogers said to the replica. "Keep your country ways by not running for Congress!"

Who: Deodara
When: 11-15-09 @ 6:59am
What: "Congress, eh" commented Phergu Tsout. "Who said, 'Imagine you're in Congress, and imagine you're an idiot. But I repeat myself'?"

Who: Steve ~ Friction
When: 11-15-09 @ 8:29am
What: "Myself I don't know," said Henny Youngman, "but take my wife... please!"

Who: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
When: 11-15-09 @ 10:56am
What: A second later, Benny Hill came running through the plotline, clad only in a pinstriped shirt and mangarters.

Who: Steve ~ Friction
When: 11-16-09 @ 9:02am
What: Art... er... stuff happens.

Who: Bucolica
When: 11-16-09 @ 4:13pm
What: 'Pens on what you call "stuff". George Carlin had WAY too much stuff. %;-)

Who: Steve ~ Friction
When: 11-17-09 @ 8:19am
What: Too much stuffing made the turkey explode and Grandma had to serve ham instead.

Who: Dad
When: 11-17-09 @ 11:03pm
What: Serve ham in steady containers, lest it fall on the floor and it, too, becomes inedible.

Who: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
When: 11-18-09 @ 6:14am
What: "I b'leive I have an issue with contractions" stated Grandpa, as he gobbled another forkful of ham. Grandma ignored him. He often spouted nonsense.

Who: Bucolica
When: 11-18-09 @ 6:25am
What: An inedible floor is an absolute no-no!

Who: Steve ~ Friction
When: 11-18-09 @ 6:59am
What: No-No Nanette was in town to do a fan dance and look for a tasty floor.

Who: Deodara
When: 11-18-09 @ 12:18pm
What: "Tasty floor pudding," Grandpa ventured, "might help my rheumatism, Maw."

Who: Bucolica
When: 11-19-09 @ 6:29am
What: "Awful, I call it," sniffed Grandmaw at the sight of the streaking Benny Hill.

Who: Steve ~ Friction
When: 11-19-09 @ 8:13am
What: "Benny Hill's got a skinny butt for such a husky man," Granpa said. Maw frowned at him. "Why don't you ever notice women's butts?"

Who: Dad
When: 11-19-09 @ 10:42pm
What: "Women's butts I usta notice," Grandpaw protested. "But ev'ry time I did, ya gave me a black eye!"

Who: Dad
When: 11-19-09 @ 10:43pm
What: OT: Bucolica - an inedible floor! Stroke of genius! ROTFLMAO!!

Who: Bucolica
When: 11-20-09 @ 5:55am
What: OT: <blush>

Who: Steve ~ Friction
When: 11-21-09 @ 9:19am
What: Black-eyed Susans were blooming profusely on the hills surrounding the cabin and the air had the fresh clean snap of an Autumn day.

Who: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
When: 11-21-09 @ 10:11am
What: DAYYYYYO, ME SAY DAAAYYYYYOOO....

Who: Dad
When: 11-21-09 @ 10:54am
What: "Oh, how I wish he'd stop singing that song," said Susan Boyle. "Or at least stop singing it at the top of his lungs."

Who: TSC- NaNo? As if.
When: 11-21-09 @ 11:29pm
What: "UNG!" Silvus the Ogre snarled while silently bashed a wall to dust with his giant frozen tuna.

Who: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
When: 11-22-09 @ 7:33am
What: "U naturally pulverize walls with ur tuna?" texted Gurt to her best friend Silvus. The small phone in his pocket vibrated violently, causing him to drop his tuna.

Who: Steve ~ Friction
When: 11-22-09 @ 9:12am
What: "Is tuna supposed to be that stiff?" asked Susan Boyle as she handed Silvus his tuna. Silvus demanded she sing a song for him if she wanted to stay alive.

Who: Bucolica
When: 11-22-09 @ 3:37pm
What: Live and in color, Susan Boyle used the backs of her hands to hold up those eyebrows, and then blasted a high note that shattered a beer bottle.

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