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NO swearing PART II
:) An extension to KAT's campfire. :)
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An extension of "Invalid Item"   by A Guest Visitor

I thought this was a wonderful idea and what comedic fun! So I asked to join! But NOOOO! They're full! So, I did the next best thing and copied it! (with permission, of course)

This is now the annex to the campfire for those in the campfire and those wanting to join the campfire and those who are just looking for something fun to do. :)


UPDATE: As you can see, the campfire is no more BUT, what luck, this in/out still lives!!!


RULES:
1. Keep strictly to the PG rating.
2. Finish the sentence/paragraph before you BUT instead of swearing you creatively end it. Then go on into your own paragraph/sentence and end it just before you would add a common swear word.
3. Don't post 2 times in a row (NEVER finish your own sentence/paragraph)
4. Sentences/paragraphs don't have to be related in any way.
5. HAVE FUN! :)


EXAMPLE:

Previous ending: ...SON OF A B...

New start: ...Basketball!...


I didn't swear!: Madame Momerath
time didn't swear: 09-26-02 @ 2:00pm
Nuh-uh, no swearing here: dairy product detainee! It's all mine! Come any closer and I'll whip your a-

I didn't swear!: Starr* Rathburn--10 yrs w/ WDC
time didn't swear: 09-26-02 @ 2:21pm
Nuh-uh, no swearing here: antzy, strutting bottomless...

I didn't swear!: Starr* Rathburn--10 yrs w/ WDC
time didn't swear: 10-08-02 @ 2:42pm
Nuh-uh, no swearing here: how dare you stare at my ...

I didn't swear!: Madame Momerath
time didn't swear: 10-08-02 @ 2:52pm
Nuh-uh, no swearing here: tremendous logical mind! Are you that f-

I didn't swear!: Madame Momerath
time didn't swear: 11-06-02 @ 2:06pm
Nuh-uh, no swearing here: flowers on my desk. Oh, wait! There's a bee in with them! Ouch! It just stung my a-

I didn't swear!: Starr* Rathburn--10 yrs w/ WDC
time didn't swear: 11-06-02 @ 6:24pm
Nuh-uh, no swearing here: It just stung my allergy-affected nose! Yikes, what will I do now that I have this a--

I didn't swear!: Quaddy
time didn't swear: 11-06-02 @ 9:19pm
Nuh-uh, no swearing here: Something from the planet Jupiter! What the h...

I didn't swear!: Starr* Rathburn--10 yrs w/ WDC
time didn't swear: 11-06-02 @ 9:39pm
Nuh-uh, no swearing here: What the helium-rich planet might be doing on my nose, I have no idea, but I do know that I w--

I didn't swear!: Madame Momerath
time didn't swear: 11-07-02 @ 2:28pm
Nuh-uh, no swearing here: will cover it with a very large Band-Aid. Hmph! I can't seem to open this g-

I didn't swear!: Penemue
time didn't swear: 12-30-02 @ 4:20pm
Nuh-uh, no swearing here: giant brand new box of bandages. The cellophane around it is wrapped too f-

I didn't swear!: Rapunzel
time didn't swear: 01-04-03 @ 12:59am
Nuh-uh, no swearing here: frosted! I can't see inside to see what color they are now. Those cellophane people are such b-

I didn't swear!: Madame Momerath
time didn't swear: 01-05-03 @ 2:39am
Nuh-uh, no swearing here: brillant builders of bamboozling box coverings. Now if I could only open this d-

I didn't swear!: Quaddy
time didn't swear: 01-15-03 @ 7:05pm
Nuh-uh, no swearing here: Disco-ish. Night fever night fever...Well, I am really drunk. Totally s...

I didn't swear!: Red Writing Hood
time didn't swear: 10-18-03 @ 8:47am
Nuh-uh, no swearing here: slobbermouthed. The next thing you know I will be running around naked showing off my rotund a...

I didn't swear!: Red Writing Hood
time didn't swear: 03-11-05 @ 2:20pm
Nuh-uh, no swearing here: asterisk! The next day (or in this case, two years later) a dog came and knocked on my door. Amazed, I remarked, "Holy S..."

I didn't swear!: Steve Ellen
time didn't swear: 03-13-05 @ 7:36am
Nuh-uh, no swearing here: Saint Bernard. What's the Pope's dog doing in Margaritaville? Did he come all the way here just to take a s...

I didn't swear!: Red Writing Hood
time didn't swear: 01-10-06 @ 10:50am
Nuh-uh, no swearing here: sizeable chunk out of my leg or my a..

I didn't swear!: Mr Zaborskii
time didn't swear: 05-04-08 @ 5:32pm
Nuh-uh, no swearing here: amazed friend. The dog attacked me! "Stop that you mother-

I didn't swear!: Princess♥BooBoo
time didn't swear: 05-05-08 @ 4:05am
Nuh-uh, no swearing here: Seeing how naughty you are would be ashamed!" So the dog, the son of a b...

I didn't swear!: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
time didn't swear: 05-05-08 @ 6:18am
Nuh-uh, no swearing here: Brilliant greyhound, developed a formula to cure canine brainlessness, it was called "Cure the dumb f...

I didn't swear!: Princess♥BooBoo
time didn't swear: 05-05-08 @ 6:26am
Nuh-uh, no swearing here: feelings the poor doggies get when they're running around without a f...

I didn't swear!: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
time didn't swear: 05-05-08 @ 6:45am
Nuh-uh, no swearing here: Flea collar. It's a travesty, I tell you! Imagine that, tons of doggies roaming the city with fleas biting the living s...

I didn't swear!: Princess♥BooBoo
time didn't swear: 05-05-08 @ 6:53am
Nuh-uh, no swearing here: shivering skin of the adorable creatures. They can't help that they want to take a s...

I didn't swear!: Mr Zaborskii
time didn't swear: 05-05-08 @ 9:32pm
Nuh-uh, no swearing here: swig of that amazing formula, because for a while they won't be brainless. They'll be smart-a

I didn't swear!: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
time didn't swear: 05-06-08 @ 7:43am
Nuh-uh, no swearing here: and supple and strong! Imagine that! Even Conchies (which do exist, I own one) will rejoice! But as for me, I don't give a flying f...

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