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Psychic, Inc.
MAKE A PREDICTION AND ASTOUND YOUR FRIENDS AND CRITICS!
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Predictions for the Year


Every year psychics come out of the woodwork to make their astounding predictions for year. Normally that occurs just before the start of a new year, however should we limit genuine psychics to just the month of December. I mean with all the Christmas shopping, baking, and planning the annual seasonal festivities they have to do, is that the best time to be psychiccing these predictions? I think not, tharefore, on this site with so many astute, psychic, and psychedelic characters, I am positive there are budding armchair psychics just waiting for a forum in which to showcase their predictions. So all you who are still experiencing withdrawal by the demise of the former Psychic Network, and whose predictions have not met the strict requirements of the National Enquirer, here is the place for you.


Guidelines


1. In case you are wondering, it’s supposed to be funny.

That’s about it for guidelines, other than to remind you to have fun.


Psychic Contest

CONTEST IS CLOSED


But you already knew that, didn't you.
You are so psychic!


And the winner is.........

Psychic: Sapphire [in the] Pines

And the winning Prediction is....


Ronald McDonald will be found to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby!


It was a very complex process. Lots were drawn and cast for all the entries that were deemed sufficiently silly by the Official Awards Committee. Then names were drawn from a hat and weighted numbers assigned to each psychic along with their families and pets. All this was divided by the square root of Pi and the result psychically rendered.

Thanks for everyone entering and all the great predictions. Frankly I am afraid to leave my house with all these obviously genuine and potentially successful visions into the future. It was really hard to decide the winner (my lucky two-headed coin helped) but ultimately the prediction about the current hot topic of Anna Nicole won out!

Congratulations to the winner and thanks to all who participated! And participate some more with fantastic predictions that may come true!

Winds

May the force be with you

Psychic: deemac
I already knew the time: 02-23-07 @ 11:27am
I knew that already: I predict that Writer of the Winds will realise it is now 2007, blush, wipe all deemac's posts and change his ADD line.

Psychic: Maugh
I already knew the time: 02-23-07 @ 5:28pm
I knew that already: I predict that the prime minister of china will be eaten by a flying shark.

Psychic: jeremknight
I already knew the time: 02-23-07 @ 5:29pm
I knew that already: I predict that in a game of rock, paper, scissors, paper will beat rock.

Psychic: ♥~HermyKitteh~♥
I already knew the time: 02-23-07 @ 5:49pm
I knew that already: I will laugh because Writer of the Winds is a year behind the rest of us... hahaha...

Psychic: Princess♥BooBoo
I already knew the time: 02-23-07 @ 5:56pm
I knew that already: Clouds will enshroud the world, creating an atmosphere of panic and terror. The heavens will open in a great cacophony of sound...unleashing a torrent of Skittles on the unsuspecting population.

Psychic: Princess♥BooBoo
I already knew the time: 02-23-07 @ 6:04pm
I knew that already: I will also win because my handle at the moment contains both an "a," an "e," and an "o"! Ha, ha.

Psychic: Coal
I already knew the time: 02-24-07 @ 12:20am
I knew that already: I predict that Will Ferell will auction his sense of humor to raise money for a massive sterno factory for the South Pole.

Psychic: Steve Ellen
I already knew the time: 02-24-07 @ 5:29am
I knew that already: I predict that Coca-Cola will invent an ozone-infused drink called Ozonocola that will make the children of the world laugh again.

Psychic: deemac
I already knew the time: 02-24-07 @ 10:49am
I knew that already: I predict that this prediction will not come true.

Psychic: deemac
I already knew the time: 02-24-07 @ 10:53am
I knew that already: I predict that I will check for synonyms for 'predict' in my thesaurus.

Psychic: deemac
I already knew the time: 02-24-07 @ 10:54am
I knew that already: I forecast that I will go buy a new thesaurus, one that gives more than one lousy synonym for 'predict'.

Psychic: Iritegud
I already knew the time: 02-24-07 @ 12:13pm
I knew that already: I predict that Britney Spears will move back to Louisiana, marry her highschool sweetheart, buy a trailer and have her children taken away by Child Protective Services.

Psychic: Take apart your head
I already knew the time: 02-24-07 @ 1:33pm
I knew that already: I predict that Dan Quayle wins the 2008 presidential election.

Psychic: Robert Dorn
I already knew the time: 02-25-07 @ 12:33am
I knew that already: Tyra Banks will be the new Trim Spa spokesperson

Psychic: Steve Ellen
I already knew the time: 02-25-07 @ 6:50am
I knew that already: In 11 years there will be a massive controversy about the change in spelling of "freak" to "freek" and it will be changed again to "phriek".

Psychic: Robert Dorn
I already knew the time: 02-25-07 @ 9:29pm
I knew that already: In 25 years there will be no human actors

Psychic: Coal
I already knew the time: 02-26-07 @ 1:29am
I knew that already: We will engage in reverse evolution, starting with human actors breaking out of french prisons into leprosy colonies, being dumped into marshes and sprouting gills......(courtesy of dega and papi)

Psychic: Steve Ellen
I already knew the time: 02-26-07 @ 8:05am
I knew that already: In 13 years the world will be so crowded with freaks, freeks, phrieks, and phreaks that one amongst them will have a vision, change his name to Pup, and lead his people to the promised land.

Psychic: Robert Dorn
I already knew the time: 02-26-07 @ 7:15pm
I knew that already: The promised land will be renamed the promised pie. Everybody wants a piece of the pie.

Psychic: jocelyn
I already knew the time: 02-26-07 @ 8:11pm
I knew that already: I believe that after the thorny bush, everyone will start voting for trees...unless they are saps...like bush!

Psychic: Steve Ellen
I already knew the time: 02-27-07 @ 6:38am
I knew that already: Sappy sap jokes will become very popular then suddenly fade away as though they never existed. Meanwhile, Yo Mama jokes will continue going strong.

Psychic: Writer of the Winds
I already knew the time: 02-27-07 @ 1:14pm
I knew that already: I predict some stange people will visit this I&O, post some strange predictions and suddenly become normal again. Further that March 1 someone is gonna shout "Show me the money!"

Psychic: deemac
I already knew the time: 02-27-07 @ 5:52pm
I knew that already: I predict that come February 29, Winds will extend his deadline to March 32.

Psychic: Robert Dorn
I already knew the time: 02-27-07 @ 8:35pm
I knew that already: All the geeks,nerds,dweebs,losers,misfits,retards,turds,jerks, and turkeys will unite and kill all the freaks regardless of the spelling.

Psychic: Steve Ellen
I already knew the time: 02-28-07 @ 7:09am
I knew that already: Spelling will become an illegal activity and writers will slap their heads in rage and frustration trying to find legal ways to get their work done.

Psychic: Writer of the Winds
I already knew the time: 02-28-07 @ 10:45am
I knew that already: I predict the predictability of the predicters' prediction will be predictibly wanting.

Psychic: Jerick
I already knew the time: 02-28-07 @ 10:59am
I knew that already: The lobster people of atlantis will finaly become extict at the hands Paris Hilton hotels!

Psychic: Jerick
I already knew the time: 02-28-07 @ 11:05am
I knew that already: I predict that in the year 2009 an anglo-norwegian philospher will discover the meaning of life and the answer will be four.

Psychic: Jerick
I already knew the time: 02-28-07 @ 11:07am
I knew that already: I also predict that all predictions made by one eyed drunken gypies in Argentina will come true four years before predicted.

Psychic: Robert Dorn
I already knew the time: 02-28-07 @ 8:10pm
I knew that already: The American people will remain fat and lazy in 2007

Psychic: Steve Ellen
I already knew the time: 03-01-07 @ 6:14am
I knew that already: I predict that prediction will become a sin and enjoy a new surge in popularity but it will be taken to excess and an anti-prediction movement will grow and seek a ban on all forms of prophecy, foresight, and prediction.

Psychic: Writer of the Winds
I already knew the time: 03-01-07 @ 11:28am
I knew that already: I predict the winner will receive their 10,000 GP sometimes in the next 10 years, provided they sign proper forms releasing Psychic Inc of any responsibility. IF you want to see the winner, check the billboard on the forum.

Psychic: Steve Ellen
I already knew the time: 03-02-07 @ 8:56am
I knew that already: I predict that the father of Sapphire in the Pines' baby will be found to be Writer of the Winds.

Psychic: jewelz
I already knew the time: 03-02-07 @ 4:33pm
I knew that already: I predict that after Anne Nicole Smith is buried, her grave will be robbed by the weepy judge that heard the case.

Psychic: jewelz
I already knew the time: 03-02-07 @ 9:22pm
I knew that already: I predict the coroner in the Anna Nicole Smith's case will announce next week that toxicology reports are inconculsive, and the mystery will continue.

Psychic: jewelz
I already knew the time: 03-02-07 @ 9:27pm
I knew that already: I predict that by the end of May, Angelina and Brad will have adopted another male child from Vietnam and shave his head into another fashionable Mohawk.

Psychic: Coal
I already knew the time: 03-02-07 @ 11:47pm
I knew that already: I predict that a gambling epidemic will spread quickly, and in the aftermath of a betting frenzy unrivaled even by Wall Street standards, one lucky old Turkish man with a found blackberry will have everyone's money

Psychic: Steve Ellen
I already knew the time: 03-04-07 @ 7:03am
I knew that already: I predict that the Stock Market will- ... What? ... Oh. Thanks. ... Nevermind.

Psychic: Coal
I already knew the time: 05-15-07 @ 11:16am
I knew that already: I predict that if Coal does not contribute to his own in and outs, they will quickly descend to four digit numbers

Psychic: Writer of the Winds
I already knew the time: 05-17-07 @ 9:03am
I knew that already: I predict that the Steve Ellen will- ... What? ... Oh. Thanks. ... Nevermind.

Psychic: weeowl flying free!
I already knew the time: 07-20-07 @ 6:11pm
I knew that already: I predict that Hillary will become president, die in office, and Bill will be back in office with Monica Lewinsky as his vp.

Psychic: Princess♥BooBoo
I already knew the time: 07-20-07 @ 7:39pm
I knew that already: I predict that penguins will take over the world.

Psychic: Writer of the Winds
I already knew the time: 11-10-08 @ 12:27am
I knew that already: I predict that Psychic, Inc, will have a new prediction added during the week of November 9th.

Psychic: Coal
I already knew the time: 11-21-08 @ 12:14pm
I knew that already: Now that Steve's prediction about the stock market manifested, I predict it will rebound!

Psychic: Steve Ellen
I already knew the time: 11-22-08 @ 11:28am
I knew that already: I predict that even though this In&Out is only showing 50 entries, it will take more than a year for this prediction to scroll away.

Psychic: Of Fire Born ~ welcome, 2012!
I already knew the time: 03-03-10 @ 4:25pm
I knew that already: I predict I will too late find this contest and totally lose out on the prize. {e:cry}

Psychic: Writer of the Winds
I already knew the time: 05-16-11 @ 1:36pm
I knew that already: I predict that gas prices will go down... after everyone buys an electric car.

Psychic: Steve Ellen
I already knew the time: 05-17-11 @ 6:26am
I knew that already: I predict that there will be another big earthquake soon and then even the experts will be scratching their chins and saying, "Hmmm... it just seems like there has been too many earthquakes..."

Psychic: Dreamin1-Fog&Wind
I already knew the time: 05-19-11 @ 4:00am
I knew that already: I predict that my ex-mother in law will cease having any 9.2 ButtQuakes, especially since she went to the promised land--Quakeadise.

Psychic: catty WDC since 2003 Whew!
I already knew the time: 03-05-12 @ 5:57pm
I knew that already: Wow, I predict that this I & O will be used for fodder in the future because it went to sleep and is decaying away to nothingness...

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