"When you wonder if the WD-40 in scroll would work the same way on a long work day."

"When you are one of the 5 or 6 WDC couples that someone thinks about off the top of their head."

"When you dream in WritingML format."

"When you see a folded 'Primark' shopping bag and wonder when iamMark opened his own chain store."

"When you read all of this and can relate. Bumper Stickers for WDC. Here! "

"When you are aware of recurrent glitches and think that in two years time you'll have figured out how to correct them yourself! "

""When even though you haven't been around for months you still stay up to date on contests, couples, and who's probably going to be promoted soon.""

"When IRL someone says a person's name or town/state, and you automatically think of someone on the site."

"When you hear the word stupid in a G rated movie you go ballistic and scream "That's not E-rated!" in a packed theater."

"When, even off-site, you express yourself with {e:laugh}"

"When people are shocked that these people you have been talking about in great detail are people whom you've never met in real life. "

"When you send s more than you kiss your S/O."

"When you ask someone if a movie is E-rated. (but really mean G)"

"When you use WritingML tags in place of HTML tags on other sites and are surprised when they don't work the same."

"When the dent made by sitting in your desk chair won't come out."

" You've been gone for months and find tons of C-Notes and wellwishes in your inbox and you're instantly happier than all the cards on your RL birthday."

"OT: JAX!!!!! You would not believe what's been going on around here lately. Utter insanity. Oh wait. The usual."

"When you become giddy at the sight of a Christmas card from SM & SMs and nearly cried over the WDC lapel pin inside, lol."

"(OT: I agree. I'd had a few drinks when I opened it and wouldn't stop telling everyone. None of them knew what I was talking about or why I was so happy but I didn't care!)"

"When a cigarette would cheer you up, but you don't know how much longer you can handle it before you HAVE to check your email."

""When you read through all of the above and can relate to every one and not be embarrassed to admit it" MEG"

"When you have a thought of starting a support group for WDC but decide convention will do."

"when you fall asleep and when you wake up you find yourself in front of PC on WDC"

"You skip your workplace's Christmas party to hang out online."

"You knock on your housemates door at 2 in the morning asking to use his internet because your computer is broken."

"When, having been promoted, you organise a big party with your real friends who have no idea what the big deal is."

"All the yellow pixels in your monitor have died"

"You stay at school all day just because the computer lab has wireless, and it allows you to be on WDC that much faster."

"You consider asking for bed linens with the site logo on them."

"You wonder if it's possible to check your mail too many times a day after you close your eyes and still see the familiar beige-ish background color. "

"When you physically harm someone for deleteing one email."

"When your friend calls to ask if you're busy because he/she wants to go to a movie, and you tell her you're busy."

"WDC is your form of coffee."

"WDC is your form of cocain. Or Marijana."

"When your professor writes GP on the board for GreenPeace, you instantly think of Gift Points instead."

" When you spend all of the holidays/weekends reading others hopes and dreams, or possibly their past lives. Haaaa, haaaa. LOL."

"When you babble on to anyone with two ears about "this great site called "Writing.com" "

"You try to write off your Writing.com expenses on your taxes."

". . . you take a day off from work just to submit work to your portfolio."

"When you're sitting at your computer on New Year's Eve, and you're late for a party, all because you want to check on your portfolio and emails, and suddenly you find this thing about your addiction and..."

"When you find yourself on this site anywhere from 5-8 hours a day (maybe I need to get a job and/or life)."

"You have more authors and items in your "favorites" list than you have views of your blog, and more WDC windows open on your desktop than you have windows total in yours and your neighbor's house combined."

"You paint your house/walls/car to match the site's background."

"Your alter-ego is a mysterious authorized secondary account consumed with maniacal plans of site-wide revolution."

"You know your addicted when rate your last lover1.0-5.0 and go on to tell him how to improve."

"You spend extra upgrading your cell phone and wireless plan so you can access WDC from your pocket, anywhere."

"You use WDC in a sentence like a verb."

"When you start having withdrawal symptoms after being away from the site for a few days."

"When you actually spend the time to read "You know you're addicted" lists."

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