"#2 Eye of the Tiger - Survivor"

"#1 has to be Brown Eyed Girl by Van Morrison. "

"Top Ten Songs That Have the Word NO In the Title"

"#10 The No No Song - Ringo Starr"

"#9 No Particular Place To Go - Chuck Berry"

"#8 "No More Lonely Nights" - Sir Paul McCartney (from the movie "Give My Regards to Broad Street")"

"#7 Nobody Loves Me Like You Do ~ Anne Murray and someone... Can't remember either way."

"#6 No Matter What - Badfinger"

"#5 No Reply - Beatles"

"#4 A Pub with No Beer- not sure who wrote it or did it first, I know the version by the Dubliners."

"#3 'No Woman No Cry' Bob Marley- That has two 'No's in it. Does that count? Does that count twice?"

"#2 In Heaven There is No Beer - By any polka band worth its tuba."

"# 1 This Song Has No Title- Elton John...does this count, seeing that it has no title? Check the rule book."

"Top Ten Rejected Major League Baseball Mascots "

"#10 Willie Nelson The Tax 'Dodger'"

"#9 An actual full-size replication of a Trojan Horse, rolled onto the football field at USC, just before their cross-town rivals UCLA came in to play."

"O.T. Substitute "baseball" for the word "football"."

"#8 The Orlando Porpoises"

"#7 The New Jersey Wankees"

"#6 What if the Cubs' mascot was really a cub that grew into a bear during the season?"

"#5 The Boston Pink Socks... Players in touch with their feminine side."

"#4 The Atlanta Cowards"

"# 3 Chicago Rainbow Sox - Political Correctness steps up to the plate"

"#2 What if a team wanted to have a baseball as their mascot? Could they do that?"

"#1 The San Francisco 69ers and the San Francisco Rams"

"O.T. Dad, that puts the San Francisco Giants in a new (and somewhat threatening) light."

"Top Ten Things Overheard at Mitt Romney's Campaign Headquarters"

"#10 Yaayyy! We're winning the war against women!"

"#9 And if we order his hair gel by the case, we'll be saving at least 20% and can keep this operation only slightly in the red."

"#8 "Do you want me to switch some money from Switzerland to the Caymans again today?""

"#7 "You're right. Maybe Ann getting a job at Dollar Tree would shut that jealous Democrat bitch up.""

"#6 "Okay, cross bungee-jumping off my bucket list. Next up is a little easier. Lie to as many people as possible to get elected.""

"# 5 I just can't wait till gas gets to 5 bucks a gallon. Then i won't even need to campaign to win."

"# 4 Sure wish I had as much money as Obama's campaign"

"Top Ten things you'd rather be doing right now"

"#10 - Writing better lists of Top Ten topics so this thing doesn't fall into relapse for another 8 days, 22 hours."

"OT: Seriously, we're not going to finish the previous Top Ten topic? If so, I'll see ya later."

"OT: We'll finish it. PH is an impatient devil."

"#3 Sure, Obama is much cooler than Mitt, but the country is tired of cool, what it wants now is a filthy rich stuffed shirt who looks good on TV."

"#2 he;'s already better looking than George Washington. Now, if he just get to be richer/"

"#1 All I said was I wouldn't make a big effort to kill Osama bin Laden. Why do they try to turn my words against me?"

"Top Nine Things You'd Rather Be Doing Right Now, We've already revealed #10"

"# 9 Attending one of those GSA conferences...they look like a blast!"

"#8 Making sure Elisa, Stik 15K sticks around. Seriously, I was just trying to push ya'll along. It worked, right? "

"#7 What I was doing last Sunday."

"#6 Sitting at home listening to the construction that's been going on for the last 3 months on the floor beneath me (and will be continuing thru to September), but I couldn't resist first stopping in to WDC to see who's been pissing off whom. (e:bigsmile}"

"#5 Being at work Umpiring a kd's baseball game"

"#4 Driving back to Michigan."

"#3 Eating"

"# 2 sleeping"

"#1 Writing the great novel that would propel me to the best-seller's list - thanks WDC!"

"TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO FIND UNDER YOUR BED."

"#10 Your spouse or significant other when you're in bed with your more significant other."

"#9 A single nylon, bright purple, with a seam, and no idea where the other one is, or "how they got" there."

"#8 Anything that breathes heavily."

"#7 Anything that was once breathing, but not breathing any more."

"#6 A puddle of red, clingy liquid."

"#5 A bucket of meat"

"#4 Jimmy Hoffa"

"# 3 Former US representative Anthony Weiner"

"#2 Tallulah Bankhead"

"#1 Jason, from the Friday the 13th movies."

"Top Ten Ways to Get Dad to Say Either "Ass" or "Damn" In a Top Ten List"

"#10 Have one damn good, ass-kicking Top Ten List"

"#9 No swearing, when we play golf today, Dad. Also, no outside beverages. "What? Dammit. I TOLD you to hide the beer.""

"And Mr. Dad... We call a donkey a.... THAT'S RIGHT! And water is held back by a.... GOOD JOB!"

"O.T. Urinate Ravenwand. And by the way, your entry should've been prefaced with #8."

"#7 Be a picky poster who encourages undisciplined urination."

"#6 Tell Dad he can't say s***, p***, f***, c***, c***s***er, m*****f***er, or tits."

"OT: I TRIED to hide the beer. Inside my belly"

"Tell him he is not allowed to post in the top 10 list"

"#4 Hide his teddy bear."

"#3 Buy him a new, un-housetrained puppy."

"#2 Have him query using the south-Central vernacular, which is to say, drops the last letter in that 3-letter query. As' me later?"

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