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************************************************************************************************** *ON HOLD TEMPORARILY DUE TO ILLNESS - THANKS! * IT'S HERE! - THE SEPT 2008 TOP TEN LIST CONTEST IS NOW OPEN !!! Enough of this I&O fun - time to get serious...... ***********************************************************************
Okay, this is an in&out based on... David Letterman's nightly Top Ten List It's a rolling list of top ten countdowns on various topics or items selected by you Each time you count down the "Top Ten" (usually "reasons" but not necessarily), until number 1 is reached Once you've reached the number 1 item for each topic, the next visitor posts the next topic and the countdown begins at 10 once again! The idea is to have fun, be inventive, vent if you need to (fun!) and try to top that last numbered item. Examples of topics you might use: (Please, please, its non-political and just for fun...) Got the idea? What do you have to lose? Follow the format below. Start new topics with: Top Ten ... Start new countdowns with: Number 10: ... 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1,GO..... |
"TOP TENmonde-greens i.e. Jimi singing, "Scuse me, while I kiss this guy."" -- PurpleHaze - VH2 is growing "#10 You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille. With 400 children and the crop's in the field." -- Dad "#9 "Turn the lights out, in the steak house, here we are now, eating tables" Smells Like Teen Spirit ~ Nirvana " -- Steve Ellen "#7 "...me and you and Leslie...Groovin' on a Sunday afternoon." = should be you and me, endlessly. (Groovin' - the Young Rascals)" -- Mr. Chowda Head "#4 "Carry mine, carry mine, no you carried my poker face!" Poker Face ~ Lady Gaga" -- Ravenwand, Rising Star! "#4 "Rocket man... burnin' out the jews on every lawn." Rocket Man ~ Elton John" -- Ravenwand, Rising Star! "#2 "She's... so funky, yeah... She's... so funky, yeah." In Peter Gabriel's Games Without Frontiers, that is the French translation - Je Sans Frontiere - but the DJ announced it as, "She's so funky yeah."" -- PurpleHaze - VH2 is growing "#10 Like, ya' know, it's really really, ya'know, like totally lame to like listen to ya'know like anything else..really." -- Mr. Chowda Head "#9 Somebody mentions the Beatles, and you get a glassy look in your eyes as you ask "Who?"" -- Steve Ellen "#7 You don't even consider the implications of a line that says "Hit me, baby, one more time."" -- A Decade for a Stik? "#1 your friends at work start wearing earplugs because you're always blasting BS songs on the computer." -- A Decade for a Stik? "#1 I do too, but I prefer ash. It makes the bow easier to draw. Yew is stronger, true." -- Dad "#8 Papa John's hot-popped popcorn popper. How many pots of hot-popped popcorn will Papa John's hot-popped popcorn popper pop?" -- Steve Ellen "# 7 The Kim Jong il Remonde-Aid Brender, when you are ronery and rearry rearry want some remonde-aide." -- Mr. Chowda Head "#6 George Foreman Meat Juicer - just put in the meat cuts, close the lid, and fill the collector tray with hot steaming meat juices." -- Steve Ellen "#5 (For those of us old enough to remember this) The Anita Bryant Straight Orange Juicer. You simply cannot make screwdrivers with this, you may only drink your orange juice straight." -- Dad "OT: A day without orange juice, is day without sunshine. Who could forget that marketing gem." -- Mr. Chowda Head "#4 The ice-maker. Do you know, if you forget to flip that little thing down, it 'forgets' to make ice?" -- PurpleHaze - VH2 is growing "OT: Do you know that if an ice tray is empty, no one bothers to fill it but me?" -- PurpleHaze - VH2 is growing "OT: I've stopped using ice and it's not a problem! Fridge cold is cold enough." -- Dad "#2 The Food Processor seems to be loved by many people but I never have figured it out. What does it do? It doesn't cook. Apparently it cuts up your food into little bits? Isn't that what knives and teeth are for?" -- Steve Ellen "#1 Kitchen Appliance is the Microwave oven. Believed to have mystical powers dating back to the mid-70's, this classic device of the modern era has been known to boil water, place personal ads and even surf the web!" -- Steve Ellen "#10 Give your kid a magnifying glass on a hot sunny day and tell him there are ants playing in the water." -- Steve Ellen "#9 Carry - by hand - a pot full of water to the summit of an active volcano and leave it there til it boils." -- Dad "#8 Wait for Jor-El to send his only son Kal-El to our planet, and then have the boy use his heat vision to make boiling water for all of us!" -- A Decade for a Stik? "#6 Small explosions. Not too big or you will blow the pot apart. Not too small or you will be there all day yelling "Fire in the hole!" over and over and over..." -- Steve Ellen "#5 - Find a woman in full-blown meopause nd just wait. Then, suddenly, HOT FLASH!!!!" -- Dad "#4 The homeless have specialties. Drive around town until you find one holding a sign that says "Will boil water for food." " -- Mr. Chowda Head "#2 Set the water you require boiled at the base of the rocket gantry and wait until the coolant has been burned off before using in your home." -- PurpleHaze - VH2 is growing "#1 Let a senile woman loose in your house and tell her to fix herself some soup. Before YOU leave the house, set a Pyrex measuring cup of water in the middle of the living room floor. After she sets the house on fire, the water will eventually boil." -- PurpleHaze - VH2 is growing "#10 Which one of these words does NOT belong: marshmallow, mushroom, marmalade, Cincinnatti" -- A Decade for a Stik? "#6 If you go into a room with a block of ice, a goat, and four apples, then exit the room holding one of the apples, what were you wearing?" -- Ravenwand, Rising Star! "#5 If Jimmy Crack Corn sticks his thumb in a pie and a crow flies out, who is the Old Lady in the Shoe sleeping with tonight?" -- A Decade for a Stik? "In Tribute to this I/O Stealing...I mean ...borrowing Letterman's skit, THE TOP TEN STOLEN IDEAS" -- Mr. Chowda Head "# 10 New Coke.....same as the old Coke just with the word 'New' in front of it." -- Mr. Chowda Head "#9 Using someone else's music as my background and I just have to rap over top of it. (Insert any rapper's name here)" |