Paige

"#3 Frank-n-Furter (or really any character from Rocky Horror)"

Stik says Gobble Up

"#2 Mowgli"

Steve ~ Friction

"OT: You know, that whole thing about bangers-n-mash reminds me of something...oh yeah. This! "Tired of packing a sad" "

Stik says Gobble Up

"#1 Your sister (& you're a guy. If you're a girl, read that "Your brother")"

Dad

"Top Ten Ideas For A New Kid To Replace the Balloon Boy and the Bubble Boy in the News."

Steve ~ Friction

"Top Ten Ways To Prevent Identity Theft"

Steve ~ Friction

"#10 Do everything anonymously."

Steve ~ Friction

"#9 Become a rock dwelling hermit."

Petra Pansky

"#8 Have no identity"

Dad

"#7 Steal and use other people's identity."

Dad

"#6 Become a number"

Paige

"#5 Create a cool fictional character, write out the story of his life, then switch places with him. [OT: It works! How do you think I became Steve! ]"

Steve ~ Friction

"#4 Sell yours and others' at exorbitant prices. If they buy it, it ain't stealing!"

Puppy

"#3 LoJack your identity."

pentatonic

"#2 Change your last name to Smith so you blend in with everyone else."

Stik says Gobble Up

"#1 Bad mouth your identity every chance you get until only a complete fool would want to be a scumbag like you."

Steve ~ Friction

"Top Ten Events To Have At the Best Halloween Party EVER!"

Steve ~ Friction

"#10 Bobbing for applesauce."

pentatonic

"#9 Pin the arm on the ghoul."

Petra Pansky

"#8 Ditch The PaperBagMan in The Forest"

Rabbit - Halloween Bunny

"#7 Spin the Bottle (It's been a hit at ever party, Halloween or otherwise, I've been to!)"

Dad

"#6 What's Under Your Costume?"

Steve ~ Friction

"#5 Dunk the Twilight Character Look-alikes."

Satuawany

"#4 Find the hidden skulls in the cemetary."

Petra Pansky

"#3 Hide the Worm"

Dad

"#4 Chainsaw Jousting"

Supe63

"#3 Find the Bone"

Steve ~ Friction

"#2 A real guillotine"

Puppy

"#1 Watch as Criss Angel makes himself and David Copperfield disappear - and they don't come back 'til next Halloween."

Petra Pansky

"Top Ten things Dracula said when he was about to jump start Frankenstein."

Supe63

"[OT: ...'s monster.]"

pentatonic

"OT: I completely didn't see the word "start" at first. Now that I've seen it, I got nothing. "

Satuawany

"#10 I'm not a monster...really!"

Paige

"#9 With my teeth and your forehead we'll have our own cable TV talk show before the year ends."

Steve ~ Friction

"#8 I hope you appreciate this, Frankie – less fortunate people have to spend hundreds of dollars on bloodletting therapy and you're getting this for free."

Petra Pansky

"#7 Your scientist is danged lazy, y'know that?"

Puppy

"#6 Vhat ever happened ... to my Transylvania Twist?"

Dad

"OT: Bwa ha ha. Awesome, Dad. Now I gotta go dig out Boris. It's now the Monster Mash."

Satuawany

"OT: It WAS a graveyard smash, after all... *snickers*"

Puppy

"#5. I'm wild about German food!"

Peace & Love From AJ

"#4 I don't know why I'm doing this. I don't usually bite dead things reanimated by electricity. Maybe I just want to see you twitch and smoke."

Steve ~ Friction

"#3 Can you hear me now?"

Petra Pansky

"#2 Ignition!"

Aradne--NaNoing

"#1 This is going to hurt you a lot more than it's going to hurt me."

Dad

"Top Ten List of Things found Under Sam Donaldson's Toupee"

Dad

"#10 Cokey Robinson's house key."

Steve ~ Friction

"#9 The otter's girlfriend"

deemac

"#8 Emergency bottle of TruBlood."

Satuawany

"#7 Switch blade for self defence."

Petra Pansky

"#6 Another toupee"

Stik says Gobble Up

"#5 The Toupee Monster! And his name is Joe."

Puppy

"# 4 A Black Hole"

Mr. Chowda Head

"#3 Some after-dinner Rolaids."

Petra Pansky

"#2 An emergency Viagra pill"

Paige

"#1 Toupee glue"

Steve ~ Friction

"Top Ten Answers To The Question: Why do you watch reality TV?"

Steve ~ Friction

"#10 Because it's the closest I can get to Mystery Science Theater 3000 these days."

Stik says Gobble Up

"#9 To feel complete."

pentatonic

"#8 Cause I went to school and they done learned all my thinkin' outta me? I think..."

Petra Pansky

"#7 To prove to my wife that there is worse out there."

Dad

"#6 They might decide to make a reality TV show about me watching reality TV shows so I need to know what's happening on all the reality TV shows."

Steve ~ Friction

"#5 I want to understand my daughter."

dewfrosted woodland child

"#4 Because there's hardly any other kind"

Aradne--NaNoing

"#3 Because they are just so good, with enchanting characters, engrossing storylines, and ... why, I'm shocked. No one, not even me, is buying this crap!"

Dad

"#2 If I change the channel they'll know. They're watching me right back, aren't they? "

Supe63

"#1 I like to watch the unrealistic"

Mr. Chowda Head

"Top Ten Things You Can Do To Make A Thanksgiving Dinner A Memorable Occasion"

Steve ~ Friction

"#10 Burn the turkey and roast marshmallows as you watch your home go up in flames."

Petra Pansky

"#9 Celebrate it in June. Trust me. Everyone will remember it. "

Dad

"#8 Eat Martha Stewart"

Steve ~ Friction

"#7 Hook up with Steve... it's sure to be memorable one way or another. ;)"

Aradne--NaNoing

"#6 Go over in grave detail The Trail of Tears, The Pequot war, The Indian Removal Act, and Wounded Knee. Then make a toast to Squanto for the valiant efforts of his peoples, and finish with "God Bless America""

dewfrosted woodland child

"#5 Actually be thankful for something when it comes time to eat the meal. "

TSC- NaNo? As if.

"#4 Let the Detroit Lions actually win the game."

Dad

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