Who is this?: catty WDC since 2003 Whew!
What time is it?: 04-29-12 @ 5:53pm
What do you have to say?: Now see how you messed up there? Robots would never dare to make that kind of mistake, capice?

Who is this?: J.R. Hodgson
What time is it?: 04-30-12 @ 11:36pm
What do you have to say?: Aren't Robots programmed by humans? So if a human made a mistake than the robot would make those same mistakes, right?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 05-01-12 @ 6:31pm
What do you have to say?: In what year do you think household humanoid robots will become a common appliance?

Who is this?: Dad
What time is it?: 05-01-12 @ 10:18pm
What do you have to say?: Didn't the Jetsons have a household humanoid robot named Rosey? Weren't they set in 2062? Should be assume it would be before then?

Who is this?: Dad
What time is it?: 05-02-12 @ 10:59pm
What do you have to say?: Could Steve actually have forgotten to form his answer in the form of a question? Could it be that he is suffering from Dad-itis?

Who is this?: Mr. Chowda Head
What time is it?: 05-03-12 @ 7:49am
What do you have to say?: Don't you know how seriously we take the rules in this I/O? Using a sentence... how COULD you?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 05-03-12 @ 3:09pm
What do you have to say?: Do you know what the one big advantage of being an In&Out's owner is? Is anyone confused by the references to some "mistake" that Steve supposedly made? ^_^

Who is this?: Haze. Purple Haze.
What time is it?: 05-03-12 @ 5:21pm
What do you have to say?: Did you know - I've been gone for about a week and as I'm reading this I/O, I see no mistakes made?

Who is this?: Bucolica
What time is it?: 05-03-12 @ 6:24pm
What do you have to say?: Usage of question marks is very easy because they're so readily seen. They look just like a shepherd's crook over a cow pile. Savvy?

Who is this?: Dad
What time is it?: 05-03-12 @ 9:05pm
What do you have to say?: Is it possible I made a mistake and just thought I saw a mistake on Steve's entry? Should I offer Steve an apology for my egregious error in eyesight and judgement? Would I become violently ill if i did?

Who is this?: Haze. Purple Haze.
What time is it?: 05-04-12 @ 7:50am
What do you have to say?: Do you want fries with that?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 05-04-12 @ 1:47pm
What do you have to say?: Knowing you, I guess first I better ask what is it that you are going to fry?

Who is this?: Haze. Purple Haze.
What time is it?: 05-05-12 @ 7:36am
What do you have to say?: Would you believe some okra and beans?

Who is this?: Bucolica
What time is it?: 05-05-12 @ 10:14am
What do you have to say?: Where do you buy raw okra in early May?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 05-05-12 @ 12:44pm
What do you have to say?: Where do you buy fresh peaches in late October? Did everyone have a beautiful view of the moon and stars last night?

Who is this?: Dad
What time is it?: 05-05-12 @ 9:58pm
What do you have to say?: Mom didn't. I kept my pants pulled up. But you already knew that, didn't you?

Who is this?: Haze. Purple Haze.
What time is it?: 05-06-12 @ 7:37am
What do you have to say?: Did you keep them up or did Mom finally mend them?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 05-07-12 @ 1:29pm
What do you have to say?: Anyone want to predict anything?

Who is this?: Dad
What time is it?: 05-07-12 @ 9:36pm
What do you have to say?: May I predict that the Cubs will defeat the Dodgers yesterday?

Who is this?: Mr. Chowda Head
What time is it?: 05-08-12 @ 4:28am
What do you have to say?: Would that be 'postdicting' or 'retro-dicting'?

Who is this?: Haze. Purple Haze.
What time is it?: 05-08-12 @ 7:55am
What do you have to say?: Wouldn't that be contradicting?

Who is this?: Haze. Purple Haze.
What time is it?: 05-09-12 @ 7:33am
What do you have to say?: If I answered my own question with another question, would that be pathetic, or at least keeping with the rules?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 05-09-12 @ 3:43pm
What do you have to say?: Aren't the rules gender non-specific, racially indiscriminate, temporally undetermined, and flexibly adaptable to almost any playing situation?

Who is this?: Bucolica
What time is it?: 05-09-12 @ 5:29pm
What do you have to say?: What?

Who is this?: Dad
What time is it?: 05-09-12 @ 9:59pm
What do you have to say?: Is answering your own questions better or worse than questioning your own answers?

Who is this?: Alala
What time is it?: 05-10-12 @ 4:07am
What do you have to say?: Do you questioners have tattoo's?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 05-10-12 @ 3:55pm
What do you have to say?: How many do you need?

Who is this?: Dad
What time is it?: 05-10-12 @ 10:15pm
What do you have to say?: How many do you want?

Who is this?: Haze. Purple Haze.
What time is it?: 05-11-12 @ 7:34am
What do you have to say?: Did you bring enough for the whole class?

Who is this?: Bucolica
What time is it?: 05-11-12 @ 8:08am
What do you have to say?: Isn't "tattoo" the sound of a baby sneezing?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 05-11-12 @ 12:00pm
What do you have to say?: Is it a Chinese baby?

Who is this?: Bucolica
What time is it?: 05-11-12 @ 12:15pm
What do you have to say?: Wouldn't that depend upon our knowing it was named for the sound of a handful of silverware hitting the floor?

Who is this?: Alala
What time is it?: 05-11-12 @ 9:14pm
What do you have to say?: Where else could a computer generated random question result in such fun?

Who is this?: Alala
What time is it?: 05-11-12 @ 9:18pm
What do you have to say?: Why do I detest everything I write?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 05-12-12 @ 2:31pm
What do you have to say?: Could you be suffering from a self-detestation syndrome? Did you eat your first box of crayons in a humiliating misunderstanding that has traumatically influenced your psychology ever since?

Who is this?: Bucolica
What time is it?: 05-12-12 @ 8:58pm
What do you have to say?: Are you asking if that colored her thinking?

Who is this?: Alala
What time is it?: 05-12-12 @ 9:23pm
What do you have to say?: Do you know that the smell of a crayon box took me back to first grade and I remembered eating a booger that the kid sitting in front of me stuck on the back of his desk, and now I am free, I am writing and have not yet deleted a word?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 05-13-12 @ 7:56am
What do you have to say?: Do you ever fear that kid will discover who ate the booger he so carefully saved? Doesn't it sound like a juicy plot for a horror movie? How do you like "Booger Revenge" for a title?

Who is this?: Itchy Water
What time is it?: 05-13-12 @ 9:53am
What do you have to say?: Do you really think people would pay to watch a movie based on a stolen booger?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 05-13-12 @ 6:25pm
What do you have to say?: Have you checked out the garbage people will watch? Anyway... what if we made it a magic booger?

Who is this?: Itchy Water
What time is it?: 05-13-12 @ 10:22pm
What do you have to say?: Are you really still considering this?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 05-14-12 @ 2:57pm
What do you have to say?: Did you see the poster asking for auditions? What do you say we use amateur actors? Don't you see this as more of a low-budget, experimental film?

Who is this?: Dad
What time is it?: 05-14-12 @ 9:42pm
What do you have to say?: Does the budget have to be low? Can't we leave it on the desk with the script? Uh, we will have a script, right?

Who is this?: Itchy Water
What time is it?: 05-14-12 @ 9:47pm
What do you have to say?: Where will we get the prop from? Will it be a real, natural booger? Or will it be a fabricated one? Where could we get such a booger?

Who is this?: Alala
What time is it?: 05-15-12 @ 6:23am
What do you have to say?: Why did i tell you? Do you know I almost barfed every time I thought of this for a decade? . And a thousand times I asked myself why I did it. Why? I knew it wasn't mine, so why?

Who is this?: Bucolica
What time is it?: 05-15-12 @ 7:49am
What do you have to say?: Perhaps profligatory existentialism, which stresses the individual's unique position as a self-determining agent responsible for the authenticity of his or her regrettable choices?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 05-15-12 @ 11:00am
What do you have to say?: Could you be any more philosophically correct? However, as a practical matter, why don't we just borrow a booger from a toddler? Aren't they the primary source?

Who is this?: Alala
What time is it?: 05-15-12 @ 2:49pm
What do you have to say?: But I remember thinking DON'T DO IT! as I watched the despicable act go down. THEN DON'T SWALLOW IT! His name was Melcome, every body called him Milk-em, brown hair, butch haircut, slow reading group, first grade, texas, half a century ago. I feel free!

Who is this?: Bucolica
What time is it?: 05-15-12 @ 4:48pm
What do you have to say?: Did Melcome ride the short bus?

Who is this?: Itchy Water
What time is it?: 05-15-12 @ 5:34pm
What do you have to say?: Why could you not control yourself? Are you possessed by something that makes you do the things you should not do?

Who is this?: Dad
What time is it?: 05-15-12 @ 11:09pm
What do you have to say?: Could it be that Bucolica was possessed by Satan at the time? Could Satan made him eat it in a perhaps misguided attempt to gross out the other children in the class to make them become Satan's minions? Um, have I seen The Exorcist too often?

Who is this?: Itchy Water
What time is it?: 05-15-12 @ 11:13pm
What do you have to say?: Are there booger demons?

Who is this?: Alala
What time is it?: 05-16-12 @ 3:11am
What do you have to say?: Do you like how I embroidered " WARNING! Don't piss of the fairies" on the front screen door with dental floss?

Who is this?: Bucolica
What time is it?: 05-16-12 @ 6:31am
What do you have to say?: Has Dad already lost track of who ate what?

Who is this?: Haze. Purple Haze.
What time is it?: 05-16-12 @ 7:48am
What do you have to say?: Wasn't Dad aware that we should fear SEVEN, because SEVEN ate NINE?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 05-16-12 @ 3:00pm
What do you have to say?: Is that a riddle? Or a koan? Or just a drunken babble? To get rid of fairies turn on all the lights in the house and play Heavy Metal music at maximum volume for 3 days.

Who is this?: Itchy Water
What time is it?: 05-16-12 @ 3:56pm
What do you have to say?: Why did seven eat nine?

Who is this?: Alala
What time is it?: 05-16-12 @ 4:43pm
What do you have to say?: Could it be that 6 doesn't like 7 because 7 8 9? About the other matter,Did you know that Bohemian Rhapsody/Queen played at maximum volume with the curtains drawn and the lights off for two hours will result in a fairy convergence? Sandman/Nirvana?

Who is this?: Itchy Water
What time is it?: 05-16-12 @ 6:20pm
What do you have to say?: Didn't you know that was because everyone in the audience was on some sort of psychedelic ?

Who is this?: Alala
What time is it?: 05-17-12 @ 1:20am
What do you have to say?: no, it was two on green tea, one on chicory coffee last night at my house

Who is this?: Bucolica
What time is it?: 05-17-12 @ 6:11am
What do you have to say?: Chicory isn't already blooming its fantastic blue at your house, is it?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 05-17-12 @ 11:22am
What do you have to say?: What's so fantastic about the blue of chicory? Is it a blue unlike any other blue?

Who is this?: Bucolica
What time is it?: 05-17-12 @ 11:34am
What do you have to say?: Can you search in Wikipedia on chicory and scroll down to see the flower?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 05-18-12 @ 10:40am
What do you have to say?: Can I use Google images instead? Hmmm... is that blue or is that some kind of purple wannabe? Is that what you find so fantastic? That chicory is unsure of its true color identity?

Who is this?: Bucolica
What time is it?: 05-18-12 @ 11:45am
What do you have to say?: Would you believe that NO picture (especially one shot with the old warming Kodak film-bleccchhh) will do the chicory-blue justice, that you must personally pay a visit to the actual plant(s)?

Who is this?: Dad
What time is it?: 05-18-12 @ 10:53pm
What do you have to say?: When you pay a visit to the actual plant(s), are you paying with actual green money?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 05-19-12 @ 9:42am
What do you have to say?: Can you believe there are no Chicorys listed in my phone book? How far will I have to travel?

Who is this?: Dad
What time is it?: 05-19-12 @ 5:18pm
What do you have to say?: Is it possible you might have to leave the earth?

Who is this?: Alala
What time is it?: 05-19-12 @ 9:52pm
What do you have to say?: Do you know; 1. The French endive I'm growing in containers on the front porch is chicory 2 I look up a recipe in The French Kitchen, 3 I am reminded of this joke I heard on Click n Clak. 4. I hit the key that changes pages deleting post l twice. quit

Who is this?: Alala
What time is it?: 05-19-12 @ 10:08pm
What do you have to say?: Part 2 did you know: 5 Funny Chicory names Dickey Chicory, reminds me of another joke from Car talk, on the same day as the other joke decades ago. 6. I realize Car Talk is on.as I type a clear sign....and that is why I am really tell you two jokes ?

Who is this?: Alala
What time is it?: 05-19-12 @ 10:41pm
What do you have to say?: The doc sits at the bar every day at 6 a hazelnut daquiri waiting. Nofhazelnut the bartender uses hickory.Doc "This isn't Hazelnut daquiri!" No, it's a hicory daquiri doc! /Throw a grenade in a French kitchen whaddya get? Linoleum Blownaparte

Who is this?: Bucolica
What time is it?: 05-20-12 @ 7:00am
What do you have to say?: Can we tell Alala that Happy Hour ended yesterday?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 05-20-12 @ 12:40pm
What do you have to say?: Would she be able to hear you from her location under that table? Did she have too many chicory daiquiris?

Who is this?: Dad
What time is it?: 05-20-12 @ 8:01pm
What do you have to say?: Do you now understand why I quit drinking? Would you believe I now understand why I quit drinking?

Who is this?: Haze. Purple Haze.
What time is it?: 05-21-12 @ 7:50am
What do you have to say?: Is that a hickory daiquiri doc?

Who is this?: Haze. Purple Haze.
What time is it?: 05-21-12 @ 7:50am
What do you have to say?: Oh, never mind, I'm too late, aren't I? When do you get off work today?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 05-21-12 @ 11:44am
What do you have to say?: Did I get off today or did I get off ten years ago?

Who is this?: Dad
What time is it?: 05-21-12 @ 9:14pm
What do you have to say?: Isn't that a rether personal question?

Who is this?: Alala
What time is it?: 05-21-12 @ 9:42pm
What do you have to say?: If it is personal, it's one of the things that make you go hmm?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 05-22-12 @ 11:00am
What do you have to say?: If I make you go hmmmmmmm, will you go home? So what does it take to make you go hmmmmmmm?

Who is this?: Alala
What time is it?: 05-22-12 @ 5:50pm
What do you have to say?: Well--I certainly wouldn't want to be somewhere I wasn't wanted....would you? Are you asking hmm or hmmmmm Well, hmm: when someones actions, words or behavior are inconsistent, new information reinterprets all known information, when a new question....

Who is this?: Bucolica
What time is it?: 05-22-12 @ 6:38pm
What do you have to say?: Would someone please wake Alala so she can finish her discourse?

Who is this?: Alala
What time is it?: 05-22-12 @ 9:16pm
What do you have to say?: I might say hmm as if stalling for time to my reaction. I say it when I listen to the "news" hmm increases my heart rate, follow with 'So........so,so,so.' And Silence Now hmmmmmmmm is a response when in addition to the above is when there is pleasure i

Who is this?: Dad
What time is it?: 05-22-12 @ 10:37pm
What do you have to say?: What the Sam Hell is Alala talking about?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 05-23-12 @ 12:34pm
What do you have to say?: And why does her keyboard conk out at the most inappropriate times? Is she actually a ghost in the machine?

Who is this?: Alala
What time is it?: 05-23-12 @ 11:11pm
What do you have to say?: Would you believe my post ended abruptly due to the character limit? Would you believe...

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 05-24-12 @ 12:25pm
What do you have to say?: Why is your character so limited? Have you had a recent lobotomy?

Who is this?: Alala
What time is it?: 05-24-12 @ 4:33pm
What do you have to say?: Why is my character so unlimited? Could it be the social lobectomy? And the resulting good company I keep?

Who is this?: Dad
What time is it?: 05-24-12 @ 10:25pm
What do you have to say?: Which is better: a frontal lobotomy or a bottle in front of me?

Who is this?: Bucolica
What time is it?: 05-25-12 @ 5:43am
What do you have to say?: Do you drink to make the rest of us interesting?

Who is this?: Haze. Purple Haze.
What time is it?: 05-25-12 @ 8:40am
What do you have to say?: Do you interest us to make us want to quit drinking?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 05-25-12 @ 12:25pm
What do you have to say?: Why do people who drink to make the world more interesting never remember any of it the next day?

Who is this?: Dreamin1-Fog&Wind
What time is it?: 05-25-12 @ 4:30pm
What do you have to say?: Is everyone really good looking at two o'clock in the morning?

Who is this?: Alala
What time is it?: 05-25-12 @ 8:08pm
What do you have to say?: What is this, an intervention? or an ADD convention? Will you take a second and Google The New Yorker Cover October 18, 1969 Saul Steinberg cartoon Yuk Yuk and tell me,should I take a drink or another Adderall or nothing at all?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 05-26-12 @ 2:37pm
What do you have to say?: Why did you direct us to that cartoon? Isn't it someone looking at a painting and having a "thousand words" of thought a la the old cliche?

Who is this?: Alala
What time is it?: 05-26-12 @ 6:38pm
What do you have to say?: A man in a museum looking at a painting by Braque. A huge word filled thought bubble suggests great inspiration. A closer look: Braque reminds him of baroque reminds him of barracks reminds him of bark reminds him of poodle reminds him.. hE'S ONLY DOTS

Who is this?: Dreamin1-Fog&Wind
What time is it?: 05-26-12 @ 11:16pm
What do you have to say?: I think I saw the dot man before I saw the dash man. Is there a decimal man?

Who is this?: Bucolica
What time is it?: 05-27-12 @ 6:12am
What do you have to say?: Isn't he on holiday with most of the other punctuation people?

Who is this?: Haze. Purple Haze.
What time is it?: 05-27-12 @ 7:26am
What do you have to say?: Why don't any of the other punctuation people party with the period?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 05-27-12 @ 1:50pm
What do you have to say?: Is this another one of your English Teacher riddles? Can we just have a pop quiz instead?

Total Displayed: 100