Who is this?: Bucolica
What time is it?: 01-13-12 @ 6:18am
What do you have to say?: Wouldn't the word "nipples" cause ripples here?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 01-13-12 @ 5:03pm
What do you have to say?: Are you saying we're a bunch of rhyming nymphomaniacs?

Who is this?: Darkwriter
What time is it?: 01-13-12 @ 6:31pm
What do you have to say?: Why not? Can't we just give into the ways of society and take it easy?

Who is this?: PurpleHaze - 5 VH2 chapters
What time is it?: 01-14-12 @ 10:10am
What do you have to say?: By easy, do you mean jeez-o-peasy, teasy, Sneezy, Wheezy, breezy or queasy?

Who is this?: Darkwriter
What time is it?: 01-14-12 @ 11:45am
What do you have to say?: Don't they all sound like bad alternatives? If any I think we should just eat our peasy and get it over with, shouldn't we?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 01-14-12 @ 5:13pm
What do you have to say?: Aren't you glad you know how to spell peasy without making a typo? Why did nobody mention cheezy?

Who is this?: PurpleHaze - 5 VH2 chapters
What time is it?: 01-15-12 @ 7:58am
What do you have to say?: Iz it becauze of the ztrange zpelling or are you juzt happy to zee me?

Who is this?: Dad
What time is it?: 01-15-12 @ 2:44pm
What do you have to say?: Why zhould I be happy to zee you? Are you bringing a zpezial prezent for uz?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 01-15-12 @ 9:37pm
What do you have to say?: Have you people never eaten Cheezits? Do you really think Cheesits would look better?

Who is this?: PurpleHaze - 5 VH2 chapters
What time is it?: 01-16-12 @ 8:34am
What do you have to say?: Would it bother you if I said I never ate them before nor even heard of 'em, because if so that would be cheating wouldn't it?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 01-16-12 @ 10:10pm
What do you have to say?: Can we actually cheat at this? Wouldn't you have to ask a question that was later discovered to not be a question? Is that even possible? I mean, a question is a question, isn't it?

Who is this?: PurpleHaze - 5 VH2 chapters
What time is it?: 01-17-12 @ 11:00am
What do you have to say?: Most rhetorical questions are really statements, so are they saddled with that misnomer or are they really unanswerable questions?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 01-17-12 @ 8:49pm
What do you have to say?: I think most of us believe it's the question mark at the end that is the key component, don't we? Without a question mark what have you got? An ersatz question? A pseudo question? A camouflage question? Can we all just remember to do the squiggle dot?

Who is this?: PurpleHaze - 5 VH2 chapters
What time is it?: 01-18-12 @ 7:34am
What do you have to say?: If I write it without a question mark, is it still considered a question, he asked. Or would that be incontinent of me?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 01-18-12 @ 8:24pm
What do you have to say?: Shall we put the issue to a vote? Who believes that a question is a question if, and only if, it is concluded with a question mark?

Who is this?: Dad
What time is it?: 01-18-12 @ 10:52pm
What do you have to say?: Shall I second the motion?

Who is this?: PurpleHaze - 5 VH2 chapters
What time is it?: 01-19-12 @ 7:46am
What do you have to say?: If you DO, will you stop rocking the boat?

Who is this?: Mr. Chowda Head
What time is it?: 01-19-12 @ 8:27am
What do you have to say?: Rocks and boats don't mixed. Have learned nothing from this past week?

Who is this?: Dad
What time is it?: 01-19-12 @ 10:25pm
What do you have to say?: Isn't what we learn, "If you see the captain running like Hell to get the hell off the boat, maybe we should too?"

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 01-19-12 @ 10:38pm
What do you have to say?: Did you hear about the captain who ran too fast and fell into a lifeboat? Wasn't that convenient?

Who is this?: PurpleHaze - 5 VH2 chapters
What time is it?: 01-20-12 @ 8:10am
What do you have to say?: To paraphrase the lawyer joke, do you know what you have when the captain is buried up to his neck in sand?

Who is this?: Mr. Chowda Head
What time is it?: 01-20-12 @ 8:35am
What do you have to say?: Would that be 'Not enough sand?'

Who is this?: Dark Phoenix Rising
What time is it?: 01-20-12 @ 8:44am
What do you have to say?: Sand where?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 01-20-12 @ 9:16pm
What do you have to say?: Is it inside the sandwich?

Who is this?: Dad
What time is it?: 01-20-12 @ 10:42pm
What do you have to say?: After we get that good start on the captain, can we use a sand wedge?

Who is this?: PurpleHaze - 5 VH2 chapters
What time is it?: 01-21-12 @ 9:42am
What do you have to say?: Couldn't we just turn the captain over to the Somali pirates and be done with it?

Who is this?: Dad
What time is it?: 01-21-12 @ 9:40pm
What do you have to say?: Wouldn't that be a bad idea? Wouldn't they think his obvious lack of class showed the leadership skills they emulate?

Who is this?: Darkwriter
What time is it?: 01-22-12 @ 1:18am
What do you have to say?: Wouldn't that be like giving a robber the money from a bank?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 01-22-12 @ 9:50am
What do you have to say?: Is the only boat he can be captain of now a cell boat?

Who is this?: PurpleHaze - 5 VH2 chapters
What time is it?: 01-23-12 @ 6:00am
What do you have to say?: Can't we just demote him to ensign and make him work his way back up through the ranks again?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 01-23-12 @ 8:05pm
What do you have to say?: Do we ever want to see him near water again? How about he drives a bus this time?

Who is this?: Dad
What time is it?: 01-23-12 @ 10:08pm
What do you have to say?: Wouldn't he just drive the damn bus into one of those little bus stop shelters and then trip and fall off the bus, into the garbage can?

Who is this?: PurpleHaze - 5 VH2 chapters
What time is it?: 01-24-12 @ 6:07am
What do you have to say?: If you let him drive the bus, would you even CONSIDER getting on one again, for the million-to-one chance HE is driving?

Who is this?: Mr. Chowda Head
What time is it?: 01-25-12 @ 4:52am
What do you have to say?: if his first mate were driving, I'd get on. Have you seen her?

Who is this?: PurpleHaze - 5 VH2 chapters
What time is it?: 01-25-12 @ 7:48am
What do you have to say?: Have I seen the Pope pooping in the woods, you mean?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 01-25-12 @ 9:38pm
What do you have to say?: What makes you think I meant that? Do I look Catholic? Do you really think all Catholics paint a third eye on their foreheads and wear their hair in a ponytail tied up the skin of a coral snake?

Who is this?: PurpleHaze - 5 VH2 chapters
What time is it?: 01-26-12 @ 7:37am
What do you have to say?: They don't? I mean, Of course not, Steve. Why would you think THAT of me? On the other hand, she had warts. My question was, WHY did she have warts?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 01-26-12 @ 8:45pm
What do you have to say?: Ah, did you know I know the answer? Is the answer... excessive contact with toads?

Who is this?: Dad
What time is it?: 01-26-12 @ 10:17pm
What do you have to say?: Why was she playing in toad urinals any way?

Who is this?: PurpleHaze - 5 VH2 chapters
What time is it?: 01-27-12 @ 7:49am
What do you have to say?: Was it because she was toad away?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 01-27-12 @ 6:25pm
What do you have to say?: Who hasn't been swept off their feet by the dazzling jeweled eye of a big toad? Remember those long nights squatting under the back porch light watching Thaddeus catch and devour moths?

Who is this?: Dad
What time is it?: 01-27-12 @ 9:49pm
What do you have to say?: Um, no. You've lived a full life, haven't you, Steve?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 01-28-12 @ 5:45pm
What do you have to say?: But wouldn't it have been so much fuller if I hadn't accidentally stepped on Thaddeus?

Who is this?: Bucolica
What time is it?: 01-29-12 @ 12:24pm
What do you have to say?: Did you receive any sympathy cards?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 01-29-12 @ 9:28pm
What do you have to say?: Shouldn't Thaddeus get the cards, not me? Oh, I see, you assumed Thaddeus couldn't read, didn't you? Isn't that just the kind of subtle discrimination toads are always complaining about?

Who is this?: Dad
What time is it?: 01-29-12 @ 9:35pm
What do you have to say?: Toads complain? They just sit there until dinner flies by, then thing *slurp* dinner's over. What is there to complain about?

Who is this?: PurpleHaze - 5 VH2 chapters
What time is it?: 01-30-12 @ 5:57am
What do you have to say?: Do you realize toads have no vocal chords, so they can't sing the blues?

Who is this?: cheesecaketops
What time is it?: 01-30-12 @ 2:16pm
What do you have to say?: Didn't they sing the "bud" "wie" "ser" song?

Who is this?: PurpleHaze - 5 VH2 chapters
What time is it?: 01-30-12 @ 3:42pm
What do you have to say?: You DO realize that it was dubbed in by the boys from Milli Vanilli, right?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 01-30-12 @ 5:54pm
What do you have to say?: Why are you trying to make toads look like jerks? Do you think they would have a Disneyworld ride if they didn't deserve that honor? Is there a PurpleHaze ride at Disneyworld?

Who is this?: Dad
What time is it?: 01-30-12 @ 10:31pm
What do you have to say?: There may not be, but you do realize there's an entire center in Seattle called the Experience Music Project, dedicated to the original PurpleHaze and his music, didn't you? Didn't you know that he was the first to say, "Scuse me while I kiss this guy?"

Who is this?: PurpleHaze - 5 VH2 chapters
What time is it?: 01-31-12 @ 5:56am
What do you have to say?: Do you know how many others have uttered that phrase since?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 01-31-12 @ 6:13pm
What do you have to say?: Side note from real world: Did you know I actually attended a Jimi Hendrix concert once... and it was in San Francisco!?

Who is this?: Dad
What time is it?: 01-31-12 @ 10:43pm
What do you have to say?: Did you know that I am now thoroughly jealous? Did you know you are my hero (but not for long)? Did you know I think you musta dropped acid at the concert because I think everybody did at his concerts?

Who is this?: PurpleHaze - 5 VH2 chapters
What time is it?: 02-01-12 @ 5:40am
What do you have to say?: Do you realize that half of the population still alive today thinks THEY were at that concert in San Francisco?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 02-01-12 @ 6:27pm
What do you have to say?: Do you know I remember walking in and I remember walking out but the middle is just a big purple haze?

Who is this?: Dad
What time is it?: 02-01-12 @ 10:26pm
What do you have to say?: Did you know that most of the people at the concert are no longer among the living, including most of the band?

Who is this?: PurpleHaze - 5 VH2 chapters
What time is it?: 02-02-12 @ 11:05am
What do you have to say?: Do I know it? Hell, I can play it on the kazoo. Do YOU know how to play the Sabre Dance on kazoo?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 02-02-12 @ 6:41pm
What do you have to say?: Didn't you hear about the night I sliced off my lips? Why do you think I pronounce your name Earl Aze?

Who is this?: Dad
What time is it?: 02-02-12 @ 9:23pm
What do you have to say?: Why haven't you had that repaired yet? It's a simple procedure. They just take some fat from your ass and inject it into your lips. Don't you like having ass on your lips? Didn't you know we could then say your are truly a butt face?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 02-03-12 @ 7:06pm
What do you have to say?: So now people say I am not truly a butt face? Can I just cling to that?

Who is this?: Dad
What time is it?: 02-03-12 @ 10:22pm
What do you have to say?: Why do you want things clinging to you butt?

Who is this?: PurpleHaze - 5 VH2 chapters
What time is it?: 02-04-12 @ 12:39pm
What do you have to say?: Oh crap, this isn't another song about Porter the leech, is it?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 02-04-12 @ 5:56pm
What do you have to say?: I thought we all took a blood oath to never speak of Porter again? Get it? Blood oath? Hahahahahahaha....!

Who is this?: Dad
What time is it?: 02-04-12 @ 8:57pm
What do you have to say?: Would that make my favorite cut of beef a ______house steak?

Who is this?: Bucolica
What time is it?: 02-05-12 @ 6:13am
What do you have to say?: Don't you remember that sign in the Austrian hotel: "In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the porter"?

Who is this?: PurpleHaze - 5 VH2 chapters
What time is it?: 02-05-12 @ 7:05am
What do you have to say?: Would it bother you if I told you I took that sign home with me in my suitcase?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 02-05-12 @ 6:36pm
What do you have to say?: Does that make you a kleptopyromaniac?

Who is this?: Dad
What time is it?: 02-05-12 @ 7:31pm
What do you have to say?: Don't kleptopyromaniacs steal only fire?

Who is this?: drew from sam's townn
What time is it?: 02-06-12 @ 1:44am
What do you have to say?: Isn't the joke on kleptopyromaniacs then? Come to think(very bad idea, no one deserves to think) it, is that why they never have fire at Steve's place?

Who is this?: Mr. Chowda Head
What time is it?: 02-06-12 @ 5:37am
What do you have to say?: Why are you sterotyping the kleptopyromaniacs? Are you kleptopyrmaniacphobic ? Shouldn't we all be anti-kleptopyromaniacphobic?

Who is this?: drew from sam's townn
What time is it?: 02-06-12 @ 7:57am
What do you have to say?: Who says?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 02-06-12 @ 9:02pm
What do you have to say?: Do you think a pro-antikleptopryromaniacophobe slipped in while we weren't looking and said it?

Who is this?: Dad
What time is it?: 02-06-12 @ 10:43pm
What do you have to say?: I thought antidisestablishmentarianism was the longest English word. Was I wrong?

Who is this?: drew from sam's townn
What time is it?: 02-07-12 @ 12:39am
What do you have to say?: I tried counting the letters in both pro-antikleptopryromaniacophobe and antidisestablishmentarianism,needless to say I lost count.Sorry Dad,may be when daughter gets home from school she can count and probably tell me what they mean, what do you think?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 02-07-12 @ 8:14pm
What do you have to say?: Didn't a great communications philosopher once say, "It's not how many letters you get, it's whether you ever bother to read any of them"?

Who is this?: PurpleHaze - 5 VH2 chapters
What time is it?: 02-07-12 @ 8:17pm
What do you have to say?: Are you sure that was the philosopher and not the philosopher's publisher?

Who is this?: Dad
What time is it?: 02-07-12 @ 10:57pm
What do you have to say?: The letter I seemed to get most in school was C-. Why did that make me sad?

Who is this?: Bucolica
What time is it?: 02-08-12 @ 5:39am
What do you have to say?: Didn't "C" stand for "clever"?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 02-08-12 @ 7:46pm
What do you have to say?: So you had supportive parents too, eh? Was D for delightful and E for effervescent?

Who is this?: Dad
What time is it?: 02-08-12 @ 8:51pm
What do you have to say?: So, does that mean F is for fine and A is for awful?

Who is this?: Bucolica
What time is it?: 02-09-12 @ 7:02am
What do you have to say?: Wouldn't it be OK that my supportive parents told me that A stood for Angelic?

Who is this?: PurpleHaze - 5 VH2 chapters
What time is it?: 02-09-12 @ 7:43am
What do you have to say?: Would you believe, that, as a son of a preacher man, A actually stood for something entirely the opposite of Angelic in our household?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 02-09-12 @ 9:01pm
What do you have to say?: Is anyone surprised he didn't say that B was for "bucolic"?

Who is this?: Dad
What time is it?: 02-09-12 @ 10:34pm
What do you have to say?: Would you believe C is for Carnage?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 02-10-12 @ 8:44pm
What do you have to say?: Is D for Dadaism? Is D for Don't know what Dadaism is?

Who is this?: Dad
What time is it?: 02-10-12 @ 9:57pm
What do you have to say?: Why are we still on this topic? When we the last time we stayed with one topic this long?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 02-11-12 @ 5:14pm
What do you have to say?: Wasn't that in the winter of 1972 when the pipes broke in the bathroom and we all had to use the outhouse for a week when the snow was 3 feet deep and Bucolica had lost one of his mittens?

Who is this?: Dad
What time is it?: 02-11-12 @ 8:30pm
What do you have to say?: After all these years, there is still something I don't understand: Why didn't Bucolica simply climb through the hole in the outhouse where he dropped his mitten to retrieve it?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 02-12-12 @ 7:46pm
What do you have to say?: Don't you realize there are always going to be many many things that you don't understand?

Who is this?: Dad
What time is it?: 02-12-12 @ 8:32pm
What do you have to say?: So true. So true. Is there ever going to be something I do understand?

Who is this?: Mr. Chowda Head
What time is it?: 02-13-12 @ 11:16am
What do you have to say?: What part of NO don't you understand?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 02-13-12 @ 8:17pm
What do you have to say?: You know how in the first part there are two uprights with that ramp from the top of the first to the bottom of the second? What slides down that ramp?

Who is this?: Dad
What time is it?: 02-13-12 @ 10:51pm
What do you have to say?: And what is that round part at the end?

Who is this?: drew from sam's townn
What time is it?: 02-14-12 @ 12:43am
What do you have to say?: Who said something was supposed to slide down the ramp?

Who is this?: PurpleHaze - 5 VH2 chapters
What time is it?: 02-14-12 @ 5:51am
What do you have to say?: What didn't say it, he was on second. Who was on first, so he might have said it. Wouldn't it hurt someone to slide down that N ramp and get squished at the bottom?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 02-14-12 @ 10:38pm
What do you have to say?: Isn't it becoming obvious, Mr Chowda Head, that no one here understands ANY part of NO?

Who is this?: Dad
What time is it?: 02-14-12 @ 10:55pm
What do you have to say?: If Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third, Why is the left fielder, Because is in center, Yesterday's pitching, Tomorrow's catching, and I Don't Give a Damn is the shortstop, How Come we ain't got a right fielder?

Who is this?: Bucolica
What time is it?: 02-15-12 @ 6:19am
What do you have to say?: To have a right fielder, wouldn't we need a Rush Limbaugh-ite?

Who is this?: Steve Ellen
What time is it?: 02-15-12 @ 5:14pm
What do you have to say?: Couldn't Rush Limbaugh lie down and BE the whole right field?

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