AAArdvark - An aardvark who's joined the American Automobile Association (deemac )

AArdvak - An aardvark who working the program to get sober, (dmack )

Belchin' Tiger - A tiger with gastritis (dmack )

Who Gnu--miniature gnu in Whoville; the Grinch used to eat them for breakfast, but now he keeps them as pets. (Katya the Poet )

Bough wow - arboreal dog (Doremi-84 on July 7 )

Donkey schoen - grateful burro (Doremi-84 on July 7 )

Shimmy chamois - dancing mountain goat (Doremi-84 on July 7 )

Quirkey--Turkey with an odd sense of humor (Katya the Poet )

Murkey--The famous swamp turkey (Katya the Poet )

Tourkey - a surprisingly intelligent and foul museum docent (Mark )

Turkgay - also wildly hunted by men, entirely different reasons though (Mark )

Flirtkey--A floozy turkey in heat (Katya the Poet )

Spurtkey--A prematurely ejaculatory male turkey excited by a flirtkey (Katya the Poet )

Gobble Gobble--conjoined twin submissive turkgays (Katya the Poet )

Turtlekey--Turkey in a shell (Katya the Poet )

Turnkey - a bird that cooks itslef (Mark )

Hobble Gobble - a Deformed Gobble Gobble, usually with the aquired taste ofr other Turkgays. (TSC- MIA )

Haute Couturekey - The latest fashion in turkeys (Special Kay )

Thanksgiggling Turkey--A turkey that is laughing too hard to be caught for dinner (Katya the Poet )

spongekey - Turkey that soaks up all the gravy and remains too dry to eat. (dmack )

TuTurkey - a turkey auditioning for a part in Swan Lake. (deemac )

Piranhaouette - a Piranha auditioning for same (deemac )

Markey - A WDC member still stuffed the day after Thanksgiving (Mark )

Leftrover--a dog that didn't get entirely eaten (Katya the Poet )

Malurkey--a rotten WDC lurker, who smells like turkey (Katya the Poet )

Monty Python - a snake with a flair for comedic skits (Mark )

AnnaConda - A large snake with big bosoms (Ravenwand, Rising Star! )

Full Monty Python--VERY funny snake (Katya the Poet )

Mockeral - A mackerel that makes fun of other mackerel. (Ravenwand, Rising Star! )

Baboondockus Ape that lives in the country (Doremi-84 on July 7 )

Pander -- Large cute bear-like creature that acts as a go-between in sextual intrigue (dmack )

"Help!"opotamos - a hippo who can't swim (deemac )

Hoppopotamus--Hippo that hops like a bunny (Katya the Poet )

Woolrus - a cross between a walrus and a sheep (deemac )

all-in-gator: swim, eat, play texas hold'em (Mark )

Crocodial--Crocodile that tells time, desended from the days of Peter Pan, skin used for watchbands (Katya the Poet )

fairet -- a ferret that never cheats (dmack )

solar eel -- Eel that changed its power source. (dmack )

Turtlope - The slowest animal with hooves, but the fastest animal with a shell. (Ben Langhinrichs-quiet )

WallsRUs - a bunch of walrusses who do interior decorating (deemac )

Turkelope--Two fast turkeys who had to get married...and stuck together (Katya the Poet )

gumbull -- a bull that's always complaining (dmack )

Gumbull--Sticky-hooved bovine detective that blows bubbles (Katya the Poet )

humbull - a modest bull (Special Kay )

BarakOllama - first Llama president (Mark )

Schleep--Sheep who schlep around (Katya the Poet )

Lost Schleep--A schleep who schlept around (Katya the Poet )

Brock O'Barma--First Irish loon president (Katya the Poet )

Poodolph the Red-faced Reindeer--Embarrassed reindeer who leaves little balls of poo behind on the rooftops (Katya the Poet )

Swheep - sheep whose wool hangs all the way to the floor (Mark )

Vacauum--Spanish bovine with incredible sucking powers (Katya the Poet )

SpoimWail: SuperLarge, whiney seafaring mammal from Brooklyn (Mark )

Moby Slick--Large pinkish white albino whale sought after by the insane SPAMpooners (Katya the Poet )

AndyDick: A whale of a piece of work, swims mainly in 2nd rate entertainment oceans (Mark )

GastroIntestalope - Deer-like hooved animal that always seems to be running for the bathroom (Mark )

SPAMalope--A salty pink antelope from Camelot (Katya the Poet )

Guzzelle antelope with a drinking problem (Doremi-84 on July 7 )

WayneDeer - A deer from teh southern woods with a mullet (Mark )

Draggin - breaths fire, but really really needs a coffee (Mark )

Wild-Billed Hiccup--A species of wild cardinal with a crooked bill and erratic flight, seen mostly in the American West and Midwest, whistles like a redbird but makes intermittent chirping noises (Katya the Poet )

Thisdamnbull - Bovine formerly known as Constantinople (Special Kay )

AntiLope - against E Lopes (Mark )

CantELope - busy eating mellon (Mark )

E Lope - runs around, nibbles plants, gets married online (Mark )

Jack E Lope -- randy rabbit, rapidly on a first name basis, a real dating animal (Katya the Poet )

Janey Lope - runs around screaming the command "off" at Jack (Mark )

Envy Lope--Jealous of Janey, known for her catfights, licks her men as well as her opponents (Katya the Poet )

Inter Lope - gets between a Jack and a Jane, usually due to envy, dreams of Elope (Mark )

Bewilderbeeste confused gnu (Doremi-84 on July 7 )

brand gnu - buys only name brand products (dmack )

Brand Spanking Gnu--species of above, with a fetish (Katya the Poet )

GnuBee - young wildabeast (Mark )

Funicorn--Happy-go-lucky unicorn! (Katya the Poet )

Fornigator-a hot-blooded lizard (Dale Arthur )

Alleycator--small reptile that howls in the alley during mating period (Katya the Poet )

polligator -- feathered lizard that talks (dmack )

golligator--A lizard that is easily suprised. (dmack )

folligator--A lizard that makes foolish mistakes. (dmack )

talligator--A lizard that's part adder. (dmack )

Gatorador--A gator that drinks a lot of sports drinks (Katya the Poet )

GatorAider--A gator that drinks a lot of sports drinks for charitable causes (Katya the Poet )

GatorAter--a gator that ate a lot of gators, after crash-landing high in the mountains (Katya the Poet )

GatorMater--A gator that started a mating service for gators (Katya the Poet )

Gatoreador--A bullfighter who defected to gators (Katya the Poet )

GatorMaid - will clean for meat (Mark )

Alligrater - loves cheese on pasta ( w/meat sauce of course) (Mark )

AliGreater - a grill, better then Foreman (Mark )

ofKhorse - equine always happy to help (Mark )

offkhorse - needs a navigation system (Mark )

Miss Cree Ant - lazy, good for nothing BUG! (Mark )

Ms Rubble Ant: Angry spinster feminist urban fireant (Katya the Poet )

Hippopottagold: Species of tiny green Irish hippo (Katya the Poet )

Leopardachaun - Drinking pal of above, with green and white spots (deemac )

Guinness Pig - even smaller Irish rodent, with a white foamy head (deemac )

gnU2 - singing Irish wildebeest twins (deemac )

pornucopia-a bunch of horny vegetables doing the dirty (Dale Arthur )

mirrorcats--narcissisticly-challenged felines (Dale Arthur )

anacondiment-a rather long tray of one specific condiment(such as ketchup or mustard etc.) (kattwoman )

Gator Tots -- deep-fried baby alligators (Katya the Poet )

Chimpan-zed : British chimpan-zee (deemac )

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