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 Steve's Place
Where the elite meet and the riffraff laugh
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"Walk right in, sit right down... Daddy let the good times roll..."

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I always wanted to have my own In&Out and now I do...

Why "Steve's Place"? Because sometimes the action on my favorite In&Outs slows to a crawl and I get tired of waiting for you lazy posters to drag yourselves away from the TV or ebay or your family or wherever you waste your time when you should be posting. Now I have a little place where I can post when everywhere else is closed down.

And you can post here, too!

YOU... What should I post?
ME.... What am I? Your mama?

Some of my favorite In&Outs are: Linericks, Questions, Fortunately/Unfortunately, Rancho Spinksy, Catty's Treehouse, Attack and Defend, The Next Five Words, Have Something To Say? and many, many more!

Thanks to Sierra Mist for providing refreeshments. Thanks to Ziok for providing spell check services. Thanks to Angelwoods for keeping Ziok under control. Thanks to 'Ropa thanks RAOK :) for being my SECRET girlfriend that nobody knows about (not even her). *Heart* Thanks to Princess♥BooBoo for being my PUBLIC girlfriend that EVERYBODY knows about. *Rolleyes* Thanks to Dark Angel for being my ILLEGAL FANTASY girlfriend. *Cool* Thanks to artistic girlfriend Aria loves Bertie and Jeeves for feeding the penguins and making Europa think she's just a normal girl after all. *Smirk* Thanks to T.A.F.K.A Spink for keeping the bar stocked. *Pthb* Thanks to Mark for wandering in off the street. *Confused* Thanks to TSC- Finding his own Voice for ripping a hole in the fabric of reality. *Shock* Thanks to catty WDC since 2003 for building the reading room treehouse annex. *Reading* Thanks to GrimReaper-WDC Angel Army for letting me live one more day. Smile Thanks to pentatonic for showing me that yes, you CAN have the same handle as your user name. *Cool* Thanks to The Unknown King for being our king (yeah, sure, right *Rolleyes*) and thanks to Winter* for slamming the door on my thumb. *Cry* Thanks to 'Rav - Blarg! for donating a free set of cookware to the Steve's Place kitchen *Wink* and thanks to Confused *MJ Quixote* for cooking breakfast and thanks to Dad for making sure MJ doesn't spit in the eggs. *Sick* And many many thanks to everyone who has ever posted here!!! *Bigsmile*


A VERY SPECIAL THANKS TO MaryLou She knows why.*Bigsmile*

:: pentatonic
:: 02-23-10 @ 10:33am
:: *turns toward Steve toward the end of the display**glares suspiciously*

:: 'Ropa thanks RAOK :)
:: 02-23-10 @ 10:19pm
:: *ghosts Penta's suspicious look and suspicious stance*

:: Dad
:: 02-23-10 @ 10:27pm
:: Look, dammit. If we're so damned boring, Steve, you can just leave and go to another I/O.

:: Winter*
:: 02-24-10 @ 7:17am
:: You just may regret saying that.

:: ΚΙΣVΣ
:: 02-24-10 @ 8:55am
:: What's a Steve's Place without the Steve eh? Just another Place. Sounds boring already. *explodes all over the rug*

:: Steve ~ Friction
:: 02-24-10 @ 9:26am
:: Oh great. Who do you think has to clean that up, Mister? ... Ropa! Clean up in aisle three.

:: pentatonic
:: 02-24-10 @ 11:28am
:: *almost steps in KIEVE* (These shoes are brand new...)

:: 'Ropa thanks RAOK :)
:: 02-24-10 @ 6:26pm
:: Are we supposed to be wearing shoes in here? Woops. My Mum always taught me to take your shoes off when you go into someone else's house... I still do it, at age 21.

:: Winter*
:: 02-25-10 @ 5:56am
:: Same here.

:: Steve ~ Friction
:: 02-25-10 @ 10:17am
:: 'Ropa and Winter, if you had visited my house and taken off your shoes my Mom would have thought you were very strange little girls. Here we go barefoot outdoors and wear shoes for polite occasions like visiting.

:: 'Ropa thanks RAOK :)
:: 02-25-10 @ 1:47pm
:: Same with me, but I take them off once I get to the place of visiting.

:: Mr Zaborskii
:: 02-26-10 @ 12:42am
:: Only girls do that... buy ridiculously uncomfortable shoes for no apparent reason, then because they are ridiculously uncomfortable and there is no apparent reason to wear them, you take them off.

:: Mr Zaborskii
:: 02-26-10 @ 12:50am
:: I know this may be a stupid question, but... um... *leaves stupid question trailing in mid-air for comical effect*

:: pentatonic
:: 02-26-10 @ 1:34am
:: *leans forward in anticipation*

:: Steve ~ Friction
:: 02-26-10 @ 9:39am
:: It would add to the comical effect if penta fell over on his face... *nudges*

:: pentatonic
:: 02-26-10 @ 9:59am
:: Oh, @#$@#...! *faceplants*

:: 'Ropa thanks RAOK :)
:: 02-26-10 @ 4:30pm
:: Now someone trip over him!!! Quick!!

:: ΚΙΣVΣ
:: 02-27-10 @ 1:02am
:: Ugh... something is laying in me. Face first. Anyone got a towel?

:: Steve ~ Friction
:: 02-27-10 @ 8:02am
:: I have a towelette. It's almost a towel. Sometimes if you keep unfolding them they will draw extra resources from deep inside themselves and become a full towel. But that's rare.

:: Dad
:: 02-27-10 @ 10:07am
:: And that joke wasn't very well done, either.

:: 'Ropa thanks RAOK :)
:: 02-27-10 @ 3:13pm
:: I feel tender.

:: Mr Zaborskii
:: 02-27-10 @ 3:30pm
:: Oh boy!

:: pentatonic
:: 02-27-10 @ 4:06pm
:: .....

:: Winter*
:: 02-28-10 @ 3:57am
:: *pulls penta to his feet*

:: Steve ~ Friction
:: 02-28-10 @ 9:26am
:: So... everything back to normal here, folks? I hope you enjoy the rest of the movie.

:: Dad
:: 02-28-10 @ 3:17pm
:: *looks at screen and realizes the closing credits are now running* Rats. What movie was this, any way?

:: 'Ropa thanks RAOK :)
:: 02-28-10 @ 6:17pm
:: The Disney cartoon version of Alice in Wonderland. I bugged everyone by quoting the whole entire movie all the way through and singing the songs. You fell asleep after the first 5 mintues.

:: pentatonic
:: 02-28-10 @ 7:13pm
:: There were songs in that movie??? *saw the film an uncomfortably long time ago*

:: Steve ~ Friction
:: 03-01-10 @ 9:48am
:: I remember liking it even more than Cinderella. First song in Alice is "I'm late! I'm late! For a very important date!" sung by the White Rabbit. "...No time to say Hello, Good-bye! I'm late! I'm late! I'm late!"

:: 'Ropa thanks RAOK :)
:: 03-01-10 @ 12:20pm
:: Yes, there are songs, Pent! I'm quite fond of the Very Merry Unbirthday song and when I was little I LOVED the Golden Afternoon song with all the giant talking flowers.

:: pentatonic
:: 03-01-10 @ 5:34pm
:: Heheh, did anyone play the game 'Kingdom Hearts'???

:: Mr Zaborskii
:: 03-01-10 @ 7:21pm
:: I would like to sometime. Some people say Kingdom Hearts 2 is just about the best game for the PS2.

:: pentatonic
:: 03-01-10 @ 8:42pm
:: I owned it years ago. You could run around in "Wonderland", which is pretty funny to me.

:: Dad
:: 03-01-10 @ 9:05pm
:: I'm just too damned old for some of this. I remember the songs in "Alice in Wonderland," but I didn't realize Kingdom Hearts was a video game.

:: Winter*
:: 03-02-10 @ 4:44am
:: Perhaps it's a bad sign that I have exactly the same things to say about "Alice in Wonderland" and Kingdom Hearts...

:: Steve ~ Friction
:: 03-02-10 @ 8:02am
:: I think Kingdom Hearts was a Manga before it became a video game. I played the game a little but I got stuck and abandoned it. Alice in Wonderland is a classic of English literature so there is no excuse for not reading it.

:: Steve ~ Friction
:: 03-02-10 @ 8:07am
:: I still remember my book. It had a green cover and it also had "Alice Through The Looking Glass" in it. I wore that book out! It's probably why I preferred to read sci-fi fantasy later on. Do you think early events determine your future?

:: ΚΙΣVΣ
:: 03-02-10 @ 9:36am
:: I know a song called "Through the looking glass", but it's by Din_Fin and is more or less a haunting House/Electronica type thing that has nothing to do with Wonderland.

:: pentatonic
:: 03-02-10 @ 10:28am
:: Or, does it...?

:: Steve ~ Friction
:: 03-03-10 @ 9:17am
:: I love that question "Or does it?" because it really makes you think... Or does it? ... I also like people who say something something something, then end it with "think about it" and wait with an expectant expression for you to react.

:: 'Ropa thanks RAOK :)
:: 03-03-10 @ 3:50pm
:: That's when I'm like, "So... where are we gonna eat?" with a very quizzical look. Has anyone played Dante's Inferno yet? Looks good, might give it a try.

:: Dad
:: 03-03-10 @ 9:04pm
:: ...Or is it?.....

:: 'Ropa thanks RAOK :)
:: 03-04-10 @ 12:24am
:: DAD. *points warningly*

:: Winter*
:: 03-04-10 @ 5:02am
:: BIRD!

:: Steve ~ Friction
:: 03-04-10 @ 9:34am
:: The Wikipedia entry made Dante's Inferno sound like every other game that has ever been made, so... any special reason why anyone should want to play it?

:: pentatonic
:: 03-04-10 @ 10:34am
:: to pay homage to Virgil--or to slap him in the face: a thin line...

:: 'Ropa thanks RAOK :)
:: 03-04-10 @ 2:26pm
:: You need to see the advertisements for it, Steve, I watch them at work. There're some strange creatures and sounds and general stuff going on with it, which is why it appealed to me. I thought the graphics looked pretty cool.

:: Steve ~ Friction
:: 03-05-10 @ 9:54am
:: Ahem... strange creatures and weird sounds? Gee, why didn't they ever put THAT in a video game before? *dripping with so much sarcasm he's in danger of choking on it* :P

:: Dad
:: 03-06-10 @ 10:07am
:: *stands by, ready to give Steve the Heimlich maneuver*

:: Mr Zaborskii
:: 03-07-10 @ 1:55am
:: *Starts going through Steve's stuff.* "Spyglass. Sweet! Old, old shoes, cool. Cigarette lighter, okay. Magic wand, whatever. Ancient battleaxe, that works, and... ! He didn't ever tell us he had one of these!

:: 'Ropa thanks RAOK :)
:: 03-07-10 @ 5:48am
:: You're meant to leave those behind at the hospital...

:: Steve ~ Friction
:: 03-07-10 @ 8:48am
:: Don't take my spyglass. I won't know what color 'Ropa's hair is today.

:: 'Ropa thanks RAOK :)
:: 03-07-10 @ 5:53pm
:: Funny you should say that... *sitting with a pair of gloves and today's colour next to her* (Orange. For fire club tomorrow night).

:: Dad
:: 03-07-10 @ 10:08pm
:: Do you really expect us to believe that it's her hair you're looking at thru your spyglass?

:: Winter*
:: 03-07-10 @ 10:38pm
:: *snickers*

:: Steve ~ Friction
:: 03-08-10 @ 6:41am
:: I'm also checking on Dad to make sure he doesn't steal any oranges from his neighbor's tree. And every now and then I watch one of Winter's volleyball games. *snicker*

:: 'Ropa thanks RAOK :)
:: 03-08-10 @ 3:19pm
:: Winter plays volleyball? Mean! I've been looking around for a new teamt o join! :)

:: 'Ropa thanks RAOK :)
:: 03-08-10 @ 3:26pm
:: And once I've found that new teamt o join I'll replace the old one then find a new team to join!

:: pentatonic
:: 03-08-10 @ 7:07pm
:: Oh, snap! (I think...)

:: Dad
:: 03-08-10 @ 10:31pm
:: Hey! WHO TOLD STEVE I STEAL ORANGES FROM MY NEIGHBOR'S TREE??? Dammit, just don't tell my neighbor. Now only is she stingy, she's ugly and like to flash. *Wears sunglasses, hoping to never become blind*

:: Steve ~ Friction
:: 03-09-10 @ 8:55am
:: Darn it! If 'Ropa has sarcastic fun correcting her own mistakes then what am I going to do? *steals Dad's sunglasses*

:: 'Ropa thanks RAOK :)
:: 03-09-10 @ 4:37pm
:: The next logical step.

:: pentatonic
:: 03-09-10 @ 5:37pm
:: Ropa', are you a jewel thief?

:: Dad
:: 03-09-10 @ 11:02pm
:: *checks his jewels* Nope, they're still safe where I keep them.

:: Mr Zaborskii
:: 03-10-10 @ 12:33am
:: Don't keep checking them like that. People will think you're starting to get attached to them or something.

:: Steve ~ Friction
:: 03-10-10 @ 11:03am
:: Who would get attached to those old wrinkled things? Oh! I thought you were talking about his ears. Yes, nice big ears. He tells Little Red Riding Hood: "The better to hear you with, my dear."

:: 'Ropa thanks RAOK :)
:: 03-10-10 @ 2:21pm
:: For you, Pent, I could be :)

:: pentatonic
:: 03-10-10 @ 2:27pm
:: That's all I needed to hear. *calls the FBI to begin an investigation*

:: Dad
:: 03-10-10 @ 9:51pm
:: Did you know the real, true, official name of the FBI; what the initials actually stand for, is F@#%$@&%$@!g Bunch of Idiots?

:: ΚΙΣVΣ
:: 03-11-10 @ 9:04am
:: I didn't know there was an epithet that long in the english language.

:: Steve ~ Friction
:: 03-11-10 @ 9:18am
:: Dad cusses in oldmandese. ΚΙΣVΣ cusses in Greek. Pentatonic cusses in semitones. 'Ropa cusses in sexy. Winter cusses in volleyball. Steve cusses in pure unadulterated dumbness, refined and purified, contains no crap or boogers.

:: 'Ropa thanks RAOK :)
:: 03-11-10 @ 7:28pm
:: I like my one! :D

:: Dad
:: 03-11-10 @ 9:27pm
:: @%#@&(~! I'll have you know you F@#%$@&%$@!g misspelled what I cuss in. *#^&~=?@@#, I cuss on oldmanese, not F@#%$@&%$@!g oldmandese

:: Steve ~ Friction
:: 03-12-10 @ 10:37am
:: I don't like to criticise anyone's cussing, but... way too much use of the @ symbol. :D

:: ΚΙΣVΣ
:: 03-12-10 @ 11:30am
:: Hey, oldmanese is where it's @, doncha know.

:: 'Ropa thanks RAOK :)
:: 03-12-10 @ 2:47pm
:: *high fives Kieve* Smooth, man, smooth :-D

:: pentatonic
:: 03-12-10 @ 4:01pm
:: The cuss words are also really long. I suppose it adds to the initial impact, but their inefficiency becomes apparent when used in bulk.

:: Dad
:: 03-12-10 @ 10:11pm
:: Ah, @#!$#% off, pent. (just kidding)

:: pentatonic
:: 03-12-10 @ 10:48pm
:: *shrug of nonchalance*

:: Steve ~ Friction
:: 03-13-10 @ 8:17am
:: That's Dad, alright - bulky and inefficient. *falls down on the floor in a laughing fit* ... er... I mean... ROFLMAO!

:: Dad
:: 03-13-10 @ 9:40am
:: Ah, @#!$#% off, Steve. (not kidding)

:: 'Ropa thanks RAOK :)
:: 03-13-10 @ 2:56pm
:: I wanna rock right now! I wanna, I wanna rock right now!! (To completely change the subject)...

:: pentatonic
:: 03-13-10 @ 3:52pm
:: Then do it--Don't let us stop you.

:: Steve ~ Friction
:: 03-14-10 @ 9:58am
:: She's not going to rock without unanimous permission. Sometimes 'Ropa can be surprisingly polite that way. On the other hand, fire spinning? She doesn't care who gets burnt.

:: ΚΙΣVΣ
:: 03-15-10 @ 9:11am
:: Ooh, fire? Me first, me first!

:: Aradne
:: 03-15-10 @ 11:24am
:: Mr. Ellen! I miss harassing you!

:: 'Ropa thanks RAOK :)
:: 03-15-10 @ 9:25pm
:: Aradne! I miss you harrassing him!! :-) Yes, Kieve! I'm a fire spinner! I'll teach you everything I know and we'll be best friends forever :-)

:: Dad
:: 03-15-10 @ 10:36pm
:: You have my permission to rock RIGHT NOW! As for fire spinning, just one of my hidden talents I don't like to talk about.

:: Steve ~ Friction
:: 03-16-10 @ 8:27am
:: Aradne! Why did you stop harassing me? I thought sure you would ignore the restraining order.

:: ΚΙΣVΣ
:: 03-16-10 @ 7:58pm
:: This just in: SPRING MAKES ME WANT TO SCREAM! AUGH!!!

:: Dad
:: 03-16-10 @ 11:04pm
:: Steve got a restraining order against someone else? Wow. Talk about deja vu!

:: Steve ~ Friction
:: 03-17-10 @ 9:13am
:: I have this feeling I've talked about deja vu before. SPRING IS NOT EVIL! SPRING MAKES THE BIRDIES SING! THAT'S A GOOD THING!

:: 'Ropa thanks RAOK :)
:: 03-17-10 @ 4:13pm
:: I wish I could skip Autumn and Winter(not the person). It's already starting to get verrrrrrry cold in the mornings and evenings here :-(

:: Dad
:: 03-17-10 @ 10:51pm
:: And you can have it. In 25 years in Florida, I do not recall it being this #@$*( cold this #@$*( late in the season before :-( Take this #@$*( cold weather and keep it! My present to you!

:: Steve ~ Friction
:: 03-18-10 @ 10:55am
:: I really enjoyed the snow this winter - our first snow in YEARS! And when it gets hot here it really gets hot. So yeah, winter, summer, spring, fall - I like them ALL!

:: 'Ropa thanks RAOK :)
:: 03-18-10 @ 6:40pm
:: *looks at Dad with teary eyes and trembling lip*

:: Dad
:: 03-18-10 @ 10:54pm
:: I'm sorry, 'Ropa. I wasn't #@$*( at you. I was #@$*( at our #@$*( weather. Are we still friends? I hope so! *offers friendly smile, and a cup of hot chocolate*

:: T.A.F.K.A Spink
:: 03-19-10 @ 6:23am
:: Spring approaches here in Wales. I can feel it in my juices. There's something Spring-like in the air. Like a fly in a bee suit. Or just a bee, perhaps. No, the fly.

:: Steve ~ Friction
:: 03-19-10 @ 10:08am
:: Spring slammed in here like a 500-pound bee in a gorilla suit with grape juice spilled on his fly.

:: 'Ropa thanks RAOK :)
:: 03-19-10 @ 5:58pm
:: *is in season denial*

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