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Steve's Place
Where the elite meet and the riffraff laugh
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"Walk right in, sit right down... Daddy let the good times roll..."



I always wanted to have my own In&Out and now I do...

Why "Steve's Place"? Because sometimes the action on my favorite In&Outs slows to a crawl and I get tired of waiting for you lazy posters to drag yourselves away from the TV or ebay or your family or wherever you waste your time when you should be posting. Now I have a little place where I can post when everywhere else is closed down.

And you can post here, too!

YOU... What should I post?
ME.... Who am I? Your mama?

Thanks to Sierra Mist for providing refreeshments. Thanks to Daddy Ziok for providing spell check services. Thanks to Angelwoods for keeping him under control. Thanks to 'Ropa for being my SECRET girlfriend that nobody knows about (not even her). *Heart* Thanks to Princess♥BooBoo for being my PUBLIC girlfriend that EVERYBODY knows about. *Rolleyes* Thanks to Dark Angel for being my ILLEGAL FANTASY girlfriend. *Cool* Thanks to artistic girlfriend Aria loves Bertie and Jeeves for feeding the penguins and making Europa think she's just a normal girl after all. *Smirk* Thanks to Spink - Engaged! for keeping the bar stocked. *Pthb* Thanks to Mark for wandering in off the street. *Confused* Thanks to TSC- MIA for ripping a hole in the fabric of reality. *Shock* Thanks to catty WDC since 2003 Whew! for building the reading room treehouse annex. *Cat* Thanks to GrimReaper-WDC Angel Army for letting me live one more day. Smile Thanks to pentatonic for showing me that yes, you CAN have the same handle as your user name. *Paw* Thanks to The Unknown King for being our king *Crown*) and thanks to Summer... who's she again? for slamming the door on my thumb. *Cry* Thanks to 'Rav - Overflooding... for donating a free set of cookware to the Steve's Place kitchen *Cart* and thanks to Confused *MJ Quixote* for cooking breakfast and thanks to Dad for making sure MJ doesn't spit in the eggs *Sick* and thanks to ΚΙΣVΣ for the goat cheese *Inlove* and thanks to Mr. Chowda Head for the chowder *Yawn* and thanks to Elfstone4114 for coming back year after year *Clock* and thanks to Ravenwand, Rising Star! for waiting five years to get thanked *Hourglass* and thanks to Suze nearly 1000 reviews given for being whatever it is she is *Pencil* Thanks to Haze. Purple Haze. for giving me an excuse to change the font color. Thanks to Singular Scribbler for putting stars in my eyes. *Starstruck* Thanks to Melissa Murphy--Soon Published for being a prolific email writer *Reading* Thanks to Mrs. Penguin for returning after a long trip to ******* *Silent* Thanks to Evertrap  for catching all the mice! *Puzzle1* Thanks to mrzaborskii} for adding a small touch of class. *Balloons* Thanks to Alala for adding existentialism. *Ghost*
And many many thanks to everyone who has ever posted here!!! *Delight*

A VERY SPECIAL THANKS TO MaryLou She knows why.*Bigsmile*
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FORTUNE COOKIES

"Uh-oh..."
"Dumbledore dies."
"This is not the advice you were looking for."
"Your life must be sad if you're looking for hope inside a cookie."
"The only thing wrong with your dreams is that the person having them is you."
"Really?"
"I'm sorry, we were unable to process your fortune at this time. Please try again later."
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A SHORT HISTORY OF THE IN&OUTS (Note: There have been hundreds of In&Outs created. I have only included some of the ones that I often visit.)
2001
"Poetic Insanity
2002
"What's Last is First
2003
"The Top Ten List
"Fortunately/Unfortunately
"Questions
2004
"Steve's Place
"Ask Catty
2005
"Attack and Defend -- May Muckup
"Linericks
"Let's Write A Country Song!
"The Abyss
2006
"Rancho Spinksy
2007
"Message in a Bottle
"Odd questions.
"Catty's Tree House
"The Creator's Castle
"Battle 101
"The Raven's Nest 150
2008
"The King's Planet
"Sick Decrees of WEIRD Association
"Summer's Cafe ~ Grand Reopening!
2009
"Morning & Night
2010
"What Was Last Is Still First
2011
"PurpleHaze's Aperitifs
"Emoticon Puzzles
2012
"The Editing Room

[05-03-12 @ 5:14pm] My night with Mom didn't end well. I was expecting a fortune cookie I could read and add "in bed" to the end of. But the worst happened. I nearly stormed out of the place, into the pouring rain, because of what her husband did. (not my dad)
  :: Haze. Purple Haze.

[05-03-12 @ 5:43pm] Your mother's husband needs to... Nevermind.
  :: Ravenwand, Rising Star!

[05-03-12 @ 6:49pm] Why is everyone picking on Moonie? Sleeping without bed bugs is essential in my book. HEY! I have been hired to write a column for Grit Magazine, YEAH! It is to be about country folks, country living, country ideas--could use title suggestions ???
  :: Suze nearly 1000 reviews given

[05-03-12 @ 9:18pm] How'za bout "Country Folks, Country Living, Country Ideas"
  :: Dad

[05-03-12 @ 9:23pm] And why are we picking on Moonie? Because we can. That's why, Suze. Don't worry. Your turn's coming!
  :: Dad

[05-04-12 @ 3:33am] In a foul, FOUL mood tonight. Sitting here wishing the phone would ring so I can be rude to somebody.
  :: MoonMoth

[05-04-12 @ 5:56am] What's your number? I take that sheet all day long. But no more - starting my new job on Monday!
  :: 'Ropa

[05-04-12 @ 7:29am] GRITS, not just for breakfast any more.
  :: Haze. Purple Haze.

[05-04-12 @ 1:55pm] Suze, doesn't the editor have a title for it? What's your slant going to be? I assume you will not be writing about Crazy Willie who lives in the shack on Nightmare Hill but more about Granny Feedler and her brood who get together every Sunday for dinner?
  :: Steve Ellen

[05-04-12 @ 2:00pm] I had considered the characters here, but who would believe it? Dad-I can take you anytime--go for it. Slant? Hmmmmm, I have been known to walk crooked at times--maybe that's why I keep falling over!
  :: Suze nearly 1000 reviews given

[05-04-12 @ 2:22pm] In bed? That just doesn't work Suze. The ends of your sentences are not exciting enough. You should try something that can more easily misinterpreted, or people will simply not be able to add their input.
  :: Mr Zaborskii

[05-05-12 @ 7:28am] Do you like country music? Great. Here's a song from Albania.
  :: Haze. Purple Haze.

[05-05-12 @ 1:09pm] ♪ "Ohhhhh... I'm a little teapot from Brothgamagothawiz and I live in South Albania with my brother and my siz. Just lift me up a little and pour me out a lot, but don't say I didn't warn you: Sometimes I'm pretty HOT! ... 1 2 3 4 Ohhhhh..." ♪
  :: Steve Ellen

[05-05-12 @ 6:30pm] Mr. Z-input, output--let's all put ourselves to the test--how does your sentence end? Actually, my end gets larger everyday--writer's spread--you should see Steve's spread (how's that Mr. Z? did I do good that time?)
  :: Suze nearly 1000 reviews given

[05-05-12 @ 10:12pm] in bed? Meh, I'd say it's an improvement.
  :: Dad

[05-05-12 @ 11:30pm] In bed. Alright Suze: that's better. I'm glad we're able to connect like this and understand each other.
  :: Mr Zaborskii

[05-06-12 @ 3:44am] MoonMoth has been thinking he should talk about himself in the third person. What do you guys think?? Does it make MoonMoth sound erudite and educated, or does it make him sound arrogant and clueless??
  :: MoonMoth

[05-06-12 @ 8:04am] If you put "Does it make MoonMoth sound erudite and educated in bed" I might have paid more attention.
  :: Haze. Purple Haze.

[05-06-12 @ 11:31am] What talking about MoonMoth in the 3rd person makes MoonMoth is an objective writer instead of an emotional reflexive. I know it's worked wonders for Steve. And it's really the only way we can all be equal, isn't it?
  :: Steve Ellen

[05-06-12 @ 8:55pm] Are you saying that Haze. Purple Haze is not equal? He doesn't agree.
  :: Haze. Purple Haze.

[05-06-12 @ 10:57pm] Suze likes. Speaking in third person is fun, Suze knows that, she just didn't know that Haze was a male *Blush* Suze wants to guess other people's gender. Is MoonMoth a male or female? Is Dad a male or female? Suze confused.
  :: Suze nearly 1000 reviews given

[05-07-12 @ 2:58am] Guessing gender is too easy. Guess their shoe sizes. In first person it's me and them but in third person it's all them. Isn't that more soothing? To be absorbed?
  :: Steve Ellen

[05-07-12 @ 7:47am] Shoe size isn't as important as how long the tongue is inside the shoe. You know, the part between your foot and the laces?
  :: Haze. Purple Haze.

[05-07-12 @ 10:59am] something must be wrong with me...everything sounds so sexual
  :: Suze nearly 1000 reviews given

[05-07-12 @ 1:05pm] That isn't what's wrong with you, that's what's right with you. Haven't you wondered why sailors follow you home?
  :: Steve Ellen

[05-07-12 @ 9:20pm] Should Dad answer that "to bed" instead of "in bed?" Dad thinks that would make more sence. Dad suddenly realized that Bob Dole liked to refer to himself in the thrid person. Dad doesn't think he likes doing it that way any more.
  :: Dad

[05-08-12 @ 8:02am] Mom doesn't think he likes doing it that way any more. Or any less. "We've never had a third person in our bed and you're not about to start fantasizing about her now, dammit!"
  :: Haze. Purple Haze.

[05-08-12 @ 3:25pm] Each marriage is different. In some a third person sweetens the pot, in others a third person sours the stew. The important thing is that it's dinnertime and we only have two spoons.
  :: Steve Ellen

[05-09-12 @ 7:35am] Spooning can be done in multiples of two only. Unless you're referring to the three Gay Irishmen joke. (Write me to get the full thing in an email.)
  :: Haze. Purple Haze.

[05-09-12 @ 9:27pm] Are the three Irishmen Hugh Fitzpatrick, Patrick Fitzgerald, and Gerald Fitzhugh?
  :: Dad

[05-10-12 @ 4:12am] I've kept my tongue long enough. No. I guess I haven't. I'll just keep washing the dishes.
  :: Alala

[05-10-12 @ 4:52am] Don't wash your tongue! I tried that once and had soap coming out of my mouth for days.
  :: Suze nearly 1000 reviews given

[05-10-12 @ 10:46am] I always thought it'd be cool to be able to blow bubbles at will. You know, you fall asleep in a meeting and suddenly bubbles are drifting up and out of your throat. Fun stuff like that.
  :: Singular Scribbler

[05-10-12 @ 3:49pm] You don't think the other participants at the meeting would become alarmed? I can almost hear the panicked cries of "Rabies!" reverberating through the meeting hall as chairs are overturned.
  :: Steve Ellen

[05-10-12 @ 10:05pm] You make a good point, Steve. I had trouble getting past her wanting to blow bubbles at will. Who is Will? Why are we blowing bubbles at him? What if he objects to having bubbles blown at him? I got bogged down in it terrifically.
  :: Dad

[05-11-12 @ 7:41am] That and FIRE AT WILL, always seemed to me to be unwittingly firing at the poor guy. I mean, on Star Trek, Next Generation, poor Will Riker was sitting right there the whole time. Luckily, none of his crew fired upon him.
  :: Haze. Purple Haze.

[05-11-12 @ 12:14pm] Wasn't Wil Wheaton there too? Or was that a different Trek? They say where there is a Will there is a Way but I have never found that to be true.
  :: Steve Ellen

[05-11-12 @ 4:25pm] Fire At Will *Bigsmile* *Laugh* *Laugh*
  :: Suze nearly 1000 reviews given

[05-11-12 @ 4:52pm] in bed.
  :: Mr Zaborskii

[05-11-12 @ 4:54pm] SS, I don't know what I'd do if you contracted rabies. Reading with you would certainly be more difficult.
  :: Mr Zaborskii

[05-11-12 @ 4:55pm] By the way, Suze: that last comment was brilliantly easy to misinterpret. You're getting way better.
  :: Mr Zaborskii

[05-12-12 @ 12:59am] I already want to self delete and I haven't yet written a word. Steve Ellen, marry me.... oops, see, I always say the wrong thing.
  :: Alala

[05-12-12 @ 2:27pm] Marriage is not an option. It's a sentence. A curse. An abomination! Of course, it's OK for some people. The hopeless ones who have lost their way. Not that I'm dissing marriage. Fine institution. Like the County Asylum. Serves a purpose. Smile
  :: Steve Ellen

[05-12-12 @ 9:34pm] You refused my marriage proposal? I fan you now.
  :: Alala

[05-12-12 @ 10:04pm] Thanks Mr. Z! *Heart* Steve is already married--to his work, to his in-and-out--and really Alala, think about what you are saying! ICK! He has three heads, moles on his butt and don't get me started on his breath.
  :: Suze nearly 1000 reviews given

[05-13-12 @ 7:53am] Those are beauty marks on my butt!
  :: Steve Ellen

[05-13-12 @ 9:03am] Three heads are only better than one, when attached to a cordless shaver. I'm thinking "Butt Moles" would be a great name for a band. I'm not a fan of getting fanned, unless the fanner is getting rid of an annoying odor from their fanny.
  :: Haze. Purple Haze.

[05-14-12 @ 3:02pm] Norelco. I once owned one. It was neither close nor smooth and if not well-oiled, the hair snatching was painful. It's probably the reason I still wear a beard after all these years.
  :: Steve Ellen

[05-14-12 @ 9:47pm] I've got to start paying attention to what I'm reading. I read Steve's last sentence as he is still wearing bread after all these years. And, considering it was Steve, it made sense! *RollEyes*
  :: Dad

[05-15-12 @ 6:53am] I was in New Jersey. I blurt things out when I am in New Jersey. Don't read anything I write when I am in New Jersey. I am now in Arizona. I will write in red if am in New Jersey so you will know not to read it. Thank you for your cooperation!
  :: Alala

[05-15-12 @ 11:13am] If only more posters had your acute awareness of geographical influences. So many of them take trips to various states and never notice that their postings have become incomprehensible gibberish. Idaho is a big offender. So many potayto-potahto posts!
  :: Steve Ellen

[05-15-12 @ 11:56am] I've heard that New Jersey will do that to a person. In KS I talk red-neck (is that my cousin? He sure is looking good) in VA I talk hillbilly (Pa, get your gun, the reverners are back)
  :: Suze nearly 1000 reviews given

[05-15-12 @ 3:59pm] I get smarter when I am in NYC. I go there alone and play a game I play with my brains called Fun With My Mind.
  :: Alala

[05-15-12 @ 11:04pm] Unfortunately, the last time Alala played a mindgame with herself, her brain went down into the storm sewers, and she had a bitch of a time getting it back.
  :: Dad

[05-16-12 @ 2:54am] No that when someone was playing mind games on me.against my practice of profligatory existentialism, which stresses the individual's unique position as a self-determining agent responsible for the authenticity of his or her regrettable choices.
  :: Alala

[05-16-12 @ 6:35am] Wow, I haven't posted here for a while... Alala wants to marry Steve? Steve wears bread? Suze talks redneck? Purp owns a Norelco? I think I know a little TOO much about y'all.
  :: Ravenwand, Rising Star!

[05-16-12 @ 7:43am] Who knows what a Norelco is? Do they know how to do the Neegle?
  :: Haze. Purple Haze.

[05-16-12 @ 9:37am] I know what a Norelco is, that's why I don't have a beard.
  :: Suze nearly 1000 reviews given

[05-16-12 @ 2:54pm] That was definitely TMI! LOL! ABCDEFG! I've never bought into that "the individual is a self-determing agent responsible for his own choices" crap. It's too obvious that my socio-economic environment screwed me over big time. I could have been a guru!
  :: Steve Ellen

[05-16-12 @ 9:14pm] (finishing Steve's sentence) ...except I have no wisdom. But what the hell! Most of them don't either!!!
  :: Dad

[05-17-12 @ 12:28am] I find it works perfectly well for me to be a recluse, regardless of what those socio-economic intruders yell into the small window of my white padded room.
  :: Singular Scribbler

[05-17-12 @ 11:29am] What do they yell? Breakfast! Lunch! Bath time! Stop beating your head against the wall!
  :: Steve Ellen

[05-17-12 @ 1:19pm] I never thought beating my head against a wall was a very good idea. They usually have to tell me to stop beating other people's heads against the wall.
  :: Singular Scribbler

[05-18-12 @ 7:55am] What do we want? Time Travel! When do we want it? Yesterday!
  :: Haze. Purple Haze.

[05-18-12 @ 8:08am] (crashing through the door) Hey, I'm back! Been in 1955 getting my poodle skirt cleaned.
  :: Suze nearly 1000 reviews given

[05-18-12 @ 10:08am] The past is a porridge of pathos. I would rather nibble on the fresh fruit of the future. The only successful way to live is to believe that tomorrow will be better than yesterday. Any other attitude leads to dissatisfaction and despair.
  :: Steve Ellen

[05-18-12 @ 1:46pm] I dunno. Even if tomorrow is ten times as good as yesterday, we're still stuck with the same idiots who could make the day after four times worse.
  :: Singular Scribbler

[05-18-12 @ 10:59pm] We're all in agreement that the idiots have to go, and we should vote out everybody else's idiots. Because we all know that our idiots are not idiots.
  :: Dad

[05-19-12 @ 9:40am] I think she was talking about her roommates.
  :: Steve Ellen

[05-19-12 @ 5:06pm] Doesn't mean I'm wrong. Just using incorrect assumption.
  :: Dad

[05-19-12 @ 5:57pm] looking for a job sucks
  :: Suze nearly 1000 reviews given

[05-19-12 @ 8:58pm] Job hunting has it's inherent struggles. So much of life does. and at some point I realized the struggle is not so bad. it is when I struggle with the struggle' hmmm....um, huh....did that make sense.......
  :: Alala

[05-20-12 @ 12:44pm] Yes. Once we start questioning whether the struggle is worth it, then things start to slide. But since the alternative is so unpleasant, in most cases it's worth it to keep struggling.
  :: Steve Ellen

[05-20-12 @ 2:38pm] I'ma have to write a book of Stevisms... That was pretty deep, buddy.
  :: Ravenwand, Rising Star!

[05-20-12 @ 8:11pm] That may be deep, but don't forget that Steve is unemployed.
  :: Dad

[05-20-12 @ 9:48pm] Total eclipse of the sun.....check
  :: Alala

[05-21-12 @ 3:36am] I missed it
  :: KingArpod

[05-21-12 @ 7:54am] Didn't need to write a check for it. They'd have taken plastic. KingArpod - you have to merely throw harder next time. Looking for a job sucks, true, Suze. You know, most people, once they've found a job, stop looking for work.
  :: Haze. Purple Haze.

[05-21-12 @ 8:58am] Royality in Steve's? From now on refer to me as Princess Suze. Where's my dragon?
  :: Suze nearly 1000 reviews given

[05-21-12 @ 9:30am] Princess? Sounds so...I dunno. Too much public responsibility. I'd rather be a Lady Knight.
  :: Singular Scribbler

[05-21-12 @ 11:32am] A Lady Knight? That sounds like a guy who wears pink armour. Can't you put down the lance and just be a lady? If we're adopting titles I can finally be a Guru! Officially, I think that's called Revered One or Master Sage.
  :: Steve Ellen

[05-21-12 @ 9:08pm] He's also been Dingbat, That Sonuvabitch, Sieve, Meathead, and The Least Interesting Man in the World.
  :: Dad

[05-21-12 @ 11:30pm] Just be a lady?! I ought to challenge you to a duel. Are you saying that I would not be suited as a knight? Or perhaps you think women have no place in battle. If so, my glove yearns for thy cheek.
  :: Singular Scribbler

[05-22-12 @ 10:56am] Real Knights don't say "yearn". Heh heh. *Pthb* You just want to wear the shiny armour. You probably already have an aluminum foil version for those "imagine play weekends" and a broomstick horse.
  :: Steve Ellen

[05-22-12 @ 6:05pm] I am ALALA Greek Warrior Goddess, the personification of The Call To Battle. So let's move this conversions over to a quit little corner of wdc and plan a surprise attract on A and D. I just can't think of anything to fight about.
  :: Alala

[05-22-12 @ 10:32pm] Here's some free advice for you, SS. When thou strikest Steve with thy glove, makest sure that thou hast inserted thine horseshoe into thy glove first.
  :: Dad

[05-23-12 @ 12:36pm] Can't think of anything to fight about? Call Acme Reasons To Fight and ask about our free introductory offer!
  :: Steve Ellen

[05-23-12 @ 9:50pm] Dad, thou art so dangerous! I've noticed that you have a great deal of hostility toward Steve. Be careful, Greek Warrior Goddess, when Dad called the Acme Reasons to Fight Steve they gave him too many options!
  :: Suze nearly 1000 reviews given

[05-23-12 @ 10:05pm] Strange songs in my head all day. My dog's better than your dog, My dog's better'n yours, My dog's better cuz .. mud on your face...big disgrace...We will, we will rock you ....Oh, say can you see by the dawns....
  :: Alala

[05-24-12 @ 12:30pm] That's called... insanity. To put a nice face on it. Smile Of course, that's just the opinion of those dull people who hear neither songs nor voices in their head but only their own thoughts repeated over and over.
  :: Steve Ellen

[05-24-12 @ 10:11pm] They're called earworms. They suck.
  :: Dad

[05-25-12 @ 8:21am] Alala - 'earworms' - first appeared in a comic strip called Pearls Before Swine. Rat is singing "Take Me Home Country Roads" so loudly, to prove to Pig that he could plant the song into Pig's head all day. And it worked.
  :: Haze. Purple Haze.

[05-25-12 @ 8:22am] There are great things and bad things about earworms. I've got a whole bunch in my head, all the time. That's how I can keep my DJ going at PurpleHaze's Aperitifs.
  :: Haze. Purple Haze.

[05-25-12 @ 4:28pm] Earworms? I don't think I've heard of them. *hesitates to say I have buzzing in my ear. Thanks.
  :: Dreamin1-Fog&Wind

[05-25-12 @ 8:45pm] HPH! Tell us the story just one more time, please-oh-please? i Like The Part when rat is Singing country Roads to pig. Do you know more rat And pig Stories for Us with sucky earworms. Are they for real or is DaD and you guys just trying to gross me out?
  :: Alala

[05-26-12 @ 11:24pm] *searches for D&D. Uh, where am I? Is this one of those overly complicated video games where we get to have outrageously ridiculous names and play our parts? Oh dear. That did not come out right. *shrugs
  :: Dreamin1-Fog&Wind

[05-27-12 @ 1:49am] No, what you're describing sounds a lot more like life to me. It's something we all go through. Ridiculous names and part-playing are both perfectly normal.
  :: Mr Zaborskii

[05-27-12 @ 8:06am] Here's a link to the comic strip in question. I do not advocate reading the guy's blog. That's entirely up to you: http://translationmusings.com/2008/09/29/pearls-before-swine-on-earworms/
  :: Haze. Purple Haze.

[05-27-12 @ 1:29pm] I suppose the old "don't give pearls to pigs" proverb had some relevance to a neolithic farming community, but in these modern times when Vietnamese Pot-bellied Pigs are pampered household pets, why not put a pearl collar on the little darling?
  :: Steve Ellen

[05-27-12 @ 4:22pm] Yeah, pigs look devine in pearls, right?
  :: catty WDC since 2003 Whew!

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