Meloncoli - Getting E Coli from eating a tainted melon. (Ravenwand, Rising Star! )

Melanccoli--Sadness induced by being forced to eat your broccoli (Katya the Poet )

Melandcollie -- Lassie's comeback attempt at at a TV series playing an aging lapdog for a 40-year-old loser named Mel. Lassie barking: Mel is in the well! (Steve Ellen )

Mulancollie: The character that was eliminated from the Disney movie Mulan, because he was deemed unnecessary. (Ravenwand, Rising Star! )

Muleandcollie - the Mississippi version of a Dog and Pony Show (Steve Ellen )

Melanomacollie - why you should never give your Collie a buzz cut in the summertime (Steve Ellen )

Mealandcollie - what you might get at a Korean restaurant. (Haze. Purple Haze. )

Spucoli--A bacterial infection (not a virus) spread by computer screens that have been spewed on due to laughter (Katya the Poet )

Spumoaney--How you feel if you get spucoli from your computer screen; also a response to spumoni (not the ice cream flavor, but instead the condition induced by spucoli) (see Meanies) (Katya the Poet )

Spucolic--Adjective describing the idealized condition achieved when you move to the country attempting to escape technological hazards like spucoli, spumoni, and spumaoney (and the people who create them) only to discover you miss them (Katya the Poet )

Spucous - stuff that ends up on your monitor if you sneeze and laugh at the same time (Steve Ellen )

Spucious--A specious understanding of things related to spew (Katya the Poet )

Spuoooooewcious--A spacious understanding of things related to spew, leaving a lot of it on the screen (Katya the Poet )

Spucial--Particular to spew, and often involving spucous, as in, "I have a spucial relationship with Sniglets." (Katya the Poet )

Sput up!--Epithet uttered at Katya when she goes on too long on the topic of spewing (Katya the Poet )

Spute - adjective describing a woman who is charming when she is spewing (Steve Ellen )

Spuul--Long thin, threadlike dribble of spew/drool hanging from lower lip, that can actually be wound around finger, after a major spewing session (Katya the Poet )

Dispute--When one is no longer spute, due to spuul (arguable) (Katya the Poet )

Blumby - It's a bloody thumb. You accidentally prick your thumb and it's oozing blood. (Haze. Purple Haze. )

Glumb--That sad feeling you get when you have (or see) a bloody thumb. (Example: "Why so glumb?" "It's that tailor's blumby!") (Katya the Poet )

Glumbing -- roaming around the village looking for bloody thumbs. (Example: "Let's go glumbing tonight. I heard the tailor bought a new pack of needles.") (Steve Ellen )

Blumbing -- Deliberately pricking your thumb because you know there are glumbers in the neighborhood. (Steve Ellen )

Blumbastic! Always followed by an exclamation point, it's when you have a fantastically bloody thumb. (Ravenwand, Rising Star! )

Blumbless --- You keep pricking that thing and it's going to fall off. (Steve Ellen )

Blumb--Slang term, used in the dismissive phrase "just plain blumb" to describe people who give themselves blumbies (Katya the Poet )

Morgeroon--One's morning macaroon, part of the phrase, "Good morgeroon!" heard in the mornings, in the coffeeshop! (Katya the Poet )

Boogeroon--Not what you want to find in your morgeroon (Katya the Poet )

Sconenonly: The one and only scone you're allowed to have in the morning. (Ravenwand, Rising Star! )

Inexplacable--Implacably inexplicable (Katya the Poet )

SPAMe--The shame of loving SPAM (Katya the Poet )

Spamn: Damn, I miss Spam! (Ravenwand, Rising Star! )

Spoem: A poem about Spam Katya and I have written many! (Ravenwand, Rising Star! )

Sporn: SPAM pornography ... Then he slowly opened the can and held it out for her to see as the greasy meat slid out onto the plate. She gasped. "Is that low-sodium?" He licked the Spam grease off his finger and winked at her. "Yea, baby." (Steve Ellen )

SPlease: Please. I think you already know what SPlease is. Also spelled as SPleaze. But not by the SPolice. Who take it very, very SPeriously. (Katya the Poet )

Darnut!: An expletive on those mornings when a police officer rises too late for the first morning donut. (Katya the Poet )

Dornut: A donut eaten by Michael Dorn, who played Worf on Star Trek, Next Generation. (Ravenwand, Rising Star! )

Bornut: a donut eaten by the writers of Star Trek the Next Generation to remove thier creativity, originality, and ability to write an episode that is the least bit interesting. (Mr. Chowda Head )

Gornut: a donut that has seen one too many gory movies. (Haze. Purple Haze. )

D'ohnut: obviously a chewy breakfast treat eaten by a Simpson character. (Haze. Purple Haze. )

Damnut: an expletive commonly seen with a beaver. (Haze. Purple Haze. )

Hornut: what to eat if you're feeling horny after running away from a hornet, that sex-after-a-brush-with-death peckish sort of feeling (Katya the Poet )

D'ohnyet: that wish-I'd-thought-of-that feeling about a sniglet (Katya the Poet )

Duhnyet? ... Common pre-dinner interrogative. "Is it duhnyet?" (Steve Ellen )

Propagander: A device, invented by Ron Popiel, that is sort of like a kickstand for aging male ducks who have difficulty staying on their feet. (Ravenwand, Rising Star! )

T-party: the party held after the S-party during the Festival Of The Alphabet (Steve Ellen )

U-party: The one where U can't remember what happened, but your hangover seems to think you should be feeling guilty. (Haze. Purple Haze. )

X-Party: Where the ex-husbands and ex-wives gather to see if they are compatible with each other. Hell, they aren’t wanted by their ex-es any more... (Haze. Purple Haze. )

Y-Party--Thrown by teetotalers (Katya the Poet )

Old chessnut: That guy that keeps making enthusiastic but unfunny chess jokes (Katya the Poet )

Jestnut -- someone who collects jokes, even unfunny ones made by old chessnuts. (Steve Ellen )

Pilotease:what the pilot does for the flight attendant when he wants her (kattwoman )

Condescending: This is what you call it when you see an escaped prisoner sliding down the outside of the main penitentiary building. (Haze. Purple Haze. )

Conflagration: When the escaped prisoner wraps himself in his country’s banner and is eating his daily allotment of food. (Haze. Purple Haze. )

Constantinople: When the escaped prisoner Stanley finds himself in Istanbul. (Haze. Purple Haze. )

Conspire: When said escaped prisoner gets a body part snagged on the tip of the flagpole before he descends. (Ravenwand, Rising Star! )

spacebar: A place where Whiff, Sotty, Spook, Purple and Captain Livvy go for after-hour drinks... But not Wilya. (Ravenwand, Rising Star! )

"Meanies"  - an In&Out for errm, meanies (deemac )

OT: Ahhh you are right, deemac. Our bad! (Ravenwand, Rising Star! )

deemac: A raincoat for people whose first name is Dee. (Haze. Purple Haze. )

Meanease--Language in which one can mean what one says with ease, without being mean (involves winking emoticon) (Katya the Poet )

Manaise--You put it on a very big, very macho BLT (Katya the Poet )

Mayornaise: What the Mayor's mistress spreads on her... um... sandwich. (Ravenwand, Rising Star! )

ToeJam-what it is called when a woman crams her feet in a too small pair of shoes (kattwoman )

HistoRectumy: When you grab his heart and pull it out through his ass like it's just a piece of excrement. (Haze. Purple Haze. )

Disrectumfying: Removing one's rectum by forcing a heart through it. (Ravenwand, Rising Star! )

Guttawful--mild epithet actually used in praise about humor that is funny in a literally gut-wrenching way, or rectum-wrenching, as when you laugh so hard you split your sides or fart (Katya the Poet )

Roamantic--Said of a guy who goes cruising for romance (Katya the Poet )

Simantic - A romantic situation between Sims characters. (Ravenwand, Rising Star! )

Simantics--Quibbles about language and meaning between intellectual Sims characters, often when disguising their simantic feelings for one another (Katya the Poet )

Simianne - A female Sims character, closely resembling a primate. (Ravenwand, Rising Star! )

Similars: A Scandinavian Sims charater. (Ravenwand, Rising Star! )

Crapple Sauce... Crappy apple sauce... I just had some (Ravenwand, Rising Star! )

Crapple Brown Betty--you don't want to know (Katya the Poet )

Spork- to open (and subsequently drink) a can of beer, 'Come on over. We'll spork a few beers and watch the game.' I have used this for years, but it's not in the dictionary (Mr. Chowda Head )

Scorpulate: The same thing, except with diet pop. (Ravenwand, Rising Star! )

Poopitate: To have a bowel movement. (Ravenwand, Rising Star! )

Vert: a flactuance sound (Mr. Chowda Head )

Vernie, The flatulence sound's rumored-to-be-gay partner. (hoping someone gets this one.) (Ravenwand, Rising Star! )

Gayp: when a straight guy gapes at a gay guy. (Katya the Poet )

Heteroid: what a straight guy gets from sitting on the sidelines of life too long. (Katya the Poet )

Faggut: The overhanging belly of a homosexual male too fond of beer. (Ravenwand, Rising Star! )

Plyfurcate - when the bottom layer of a multi-ply bathroom tissue unrolls with the top layer beneath. (Rizzo )

Bonarrow-Bow and Arrow (Reine Renault )

Sniggle - Not quite a snigger, not quite a giggle, more of a ... well, I guess more the kind of noise you make when you read a sniglet. (deemac )

Snigglet - the kind of noise you make when you read a sniglet that isn't all that funny, eg this one. (deemac )

Snigglette - As above, except you're from France. (deemac )

Zhnorre--You're from France and reading a really boring sniglet (Katya the Poet )

Zzzzzzzniglet - a really, REALLY boring sniglet. (deemac )

Zzzznap -- the sound of a neckbone after a sudden nap (Katya the Poet )

Flocket - the grey fluff that finds its way from heaven-knows-where into the deepest recesses of your pants pocket and completely ruins your saved bits of half-chewed gum. (Hence the expletive "Flocket!" often heard when discovered by the victim.) (deemac )

Pooket - A special pocket used to store poop. Don't look at me that way. (Ravenwand, Rising Star! )

Yagottabekiddinmelings: Rich people who tell poor folks: "You need to come up with an unbelievable amount of dollars for your child to participate in mind enriching programs at school... Others (meaning rich folk) manage... You can too!" (Ravenwand, Rising Star! )

Spooket--a make-your-own-ghost kit that fits in a pocket, just in time for Halloween! (Katya the Poet )

Dadpole - A frog who's just become a father. (deemac )

Madpole - A Polish man who has just become a frog. (Steve Ellen )

Sadpole--An erection that just lost it. (Katya the Poet )

Durpftt - the word for the sound you make when you put your shorts on backwards and inside out. (technospunky )

Schlurpftt - As above + wet. (deemac )

Yomometer--A device for measuring the inappropriateness of mother jokes (Katya the Poet )

Curmunchkin--a crabby liitle kid (Retsom )

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