So sayeth: pentatonic
: 11-19-09 @ 4:23pm
: "The great state of Vermont will not apologize for its cheese." - William H. Macy as Senator Ortolan Finistirre, "Thank You for Smoking"

So sayeth: Daniel Wickie
: 11-18-09 @ 11:21am
: "Don't be afraid to cry. It will free your mind of sorrowful thoughts." - Hopi proverb

So sayeth: Daniel Wickie
: 11-18-09 @ 11:20am
: "If you don't believe your country should come before yourself, you can better serve your country by livin' someplace else." - Stompin' Tom Connors

So sayeth: C-Rock
: 11-02-09 @ 3:12am
: "Yeah? Well Yo Mama Is A Bigger One, FACE!" - Charles Wilkins

So sayeth: Dad
: 11-01-09 @ 4:13pm
: Jesus, take the wheel - Carrie Underwood

So sayeth: Dad
: 11-01-09 @ 4:13pm
: Live like you were dying. - Tim McGraw

So sayeth: Dad
: 11-01-09 @ 4:12pm
: "Rock stars! Is there anything they don't know?" Homer on the Simpsons

So sayeth: Daniel Wickie
: 11-01-09 @ 2:08pm
: "Leaders try to speak with honeyed words. They are to win the affections of others. But if the masses are fed "sweet nothings", it will leave a bad taste in their mouths." - Me

So sayeth: Daniel Wickie
: 11-01-09 @ 2:05pm
: "Wisdom comes only when you stop looking for it and start living the life the Creator intended for you" - Hopi proverb

So sayeth: Daniel Wickie
: 11-01-09 @ 2:03pm
: "Quick decisions are unsafe decisions" - Sophocles

So sayeth: Daniel Wickie
: 11-01-09 @ 2:02pm
: "To arrive at a just estimate of a renowned man's character one must judge it by the standards of his time, not ours." - Mark Twain

So sayeth: Daniel Wickie
: 11-01-09 @ 1:59pm
: "Mistakes made in pencil can be easily taken care of. Mistakes made in pen are impossible to erase." - Me

So sayeth: Dad
: 05-02-09 @ 11:19am
: "When he enters a room, the whole world lights up. Not the room, the whole world" - Buddy on the original Dick van Dyke show, in reference to Mel Cooley.

So sayeth: makeyourself
: 05-01-09 @ 1:13pm
: "Be who you are and say what you feel, Because those who mind don't matter and Those who matter don't mind." ~Dr. Suess

So sayeth: Ṩunspot♪22321
: 09-20-08 @ 2:00pm
: To love and to be loved is to feel the sun on both sides. ~ David Viscotti

So sayeth: Casey
: 09-17-08 @ 5:21pm
: "The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers."-Unknown

So sayeth: Casey
: 09-17-08 @ 5:15pm
: "Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies."-Unknown

So sayeth: Kiwi Dave68
: 07-25-08 @ 10:01pm
: I am not young enough to know everything - Oscar Wilde

So sayeth: Summer's Lease - Too Short
: 07-17-08 @ 8:59am
: "I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don’t even invite me." ~ Dave Barry

So sayeth: Kiwi Dave68
: 07-17-08 @ 7:10am
: I agree with that quote. Now excuse me whilst I pluck my poodles eyelashes

So sayeth: Summer's Lease - Too Short
: 07-15-08 @ 8:53pm
: "In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this." ~ Terry Pratchett

So sayeth: Summer's Lease - Too Short
: 07-15-08 @ 8:47pm
: A mighty good sausage stuffer was spoiled when the man became a poet. ~ Eugene Field

So sayeth: Kiwi Dave68
: 07-12-08 @ 8:40pm
: My Shining Light Is "Outa" sight. My reference to the Lord

So sayeth: Kiwi Dave68
: 07-12-08 @ 8:35pm
: When she sucks a lemon, the lemon pulls a face (unknown)

So sayeth: Coal
: 07-08-08 @ 10:49pm
: "Gimme a rock." My neighbor Jim whenever a car sped down our street, and later, whenever he was irritated with somebody.

So sayeth: Summer's Lease - Too Short
: 06-08-08 @ 10:49am
: "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop

So sayeth: NearlyMello Go! Go! Go!
: 08-28-07 @ 9:59pm
: "Our whole culture in this country now is so conformist. I don't even meet that many freaks any more." -Beck

So sayeth: Summer's Lease - Too Short
: 11-19-06 @ 7:37am
: "O bed! O bed! Delicious bed! That heaven upon earth to the weary head!" - Thomas Hood

So sayeth: Summer's Lease - Too Short
: 11-19-06 @ 7:33am
: “Consequences, shmonsequences! So long as I'm rich!” - Daffy Duck

So sayeth: Summer's Lease - Too Short
: 11-19-06 @ 7:31am
: "I urge you to dream -- I did, and one day I found myself standing on the surface of the moon." - Apollo astronaut Gene Cernan

So sayeth: Summer's Lease - Too Short
: 11-19-06 @ 7:29am
: "Who, being loved, is poor?" - Oscar Wilde

So sayeth: Kenzie
: 09-26-06 @ 12:19am
: "The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them." -Mark Twain

So sayeth: Pandora
: 09-25-06 @ 11:57pm
: Let us permit nature to have her way. She understands her business better than we do.-- Anonymous

So sayeth: Pandora
: 09-25-06 @ 11:56pm
: Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you get all wet.-- Anonymous

So sayeth: Pandora
: 09-25-06 @ 11:54pm
: Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.-- Mark Twain

So sayeth: Pandora
: 09-25-06 @ 11:52pm
: The only lesson history has taught us is that man has not yet learned anything from history.-- Anonymous

So sayeth: Mrs. Whatsit
: 09-25-06 @ 11:38am
: "My doctor said I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber. . ." Douglas Adams

So sayeth: Summer's Lease - Too Short
: 09-24-06 @ 9:09pm
: "When will I learn? ... The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle! They're on TV! - Homer Simpson

So sayeth: Summer's Lease - Too Short
: 09-24-06 @ 11:24am
: "The Puritans objected to bearbaiting not because it gave pain to the bear, but because it gave pleasure to the spectators." - Thomas Macaulay

So sayeth: Summer's Lease - Too Short
: 09-24-06 @ 3:53am
: “Without an audience, the song is never as sweet." - Anonymous

So sayeth: Summer's Lease - Too Short
: 07-26-06 @ 8:40pm
: “When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people.” - Abraham Joshua Heschel

So sayeth: Summer's Lease - Too Short
: 07-22-06 @ 10:45am
: "When someone tells you something defies description, you can be pretty sure he's going to have a go at it anyway." - Clyde B. Aster

So sayeth: Summer's Lease - Too Short
: 07-20-06 @ 10:27am
: "When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy." - Dave Barry

So sayeth: Summer's Lease - Too Short
: 07-14-06 @ 11:29am
: "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of some weird religious cult." – Rita Rudner

So sayeth: Char
: 07-14-06 @ 4:39am
: "Even a monkey can fall out of a tree" - My mother

So sayeth: Kai Magpies
: 06-29-06 @ 11:18am
: 'Really, the whole Bible is just one huge Chinese whisper.' - Jack Hackney

So sayeth: Summer's Lease - Too Short
: 06-29-06 @ 3:53am
: "Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven." - Mark Twain

So sayeth: Summer's Lease - Too Short
: 05-31-06 @ 6:31pm
: "Just because you’re miserable doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy your life." - Annette Goodheart

So sayeth: Summer's Lease - Too Short
: 05-11-06 @ 12:16am
: "I do not wish to treat friendships daintily, but with the roughest courage. When they are real, they are not glass threads or frost-work, but the solidest thing we know." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

So sayeth: Summer's Lease - Too Short
: 05-07-06 @ 11:08pm
: "Why do the caterpillar and the ant have to be enemies? One eats leaves, and the other eats caterpillars. Oh, I see now." - Jack Handy

So sayeth: Summer's Lease - Too Short
: 05-06-06 @ 10:22pm
: "Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror." - George Carlin

So sayeth: Summer's Lease - Too Short
: 04-26-06 @ 10:06pm
: "You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty." - Sacha Guitry

So sayeth: ~Wendopolis~
: 04-26-06 @ 4:46am
: This too, shall pass.--Mom

So sayeth: ~Wendopolis~
: 04-26-06 @ 4:45am
: A person's a person no matter how small.--Dr. Seuss

So sayeth: ~Wendopolis~
: 04-26-06 @ 4:44am
: Oh, the thinks you can think if only you try!--Dr. Seuss

So sayeth: ~Wendopolis~
: 04-26-06 @ 4:43am
: There's no place like home. --Dorothy Gale.

So sayeth: Summer's Lease - Too Short
: 04-22-06 @ 12:25am
: "From there to here, and from here to there, funny things are everywhere." -- Dr. Seuss

So sayeth: Summer's Lease - Too Short
: 04-20-06 @ 12:12am
: "We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others, that in the end we become disguised to ourselves." -- Francois de la Rochefoucauld

So sayeth: Summer's Lease - Too Short
: 04-14-06 @ 1:13am
: "Some must suffer so that others may walk with their tails held high." - Mr. Ed

So sayeth: Summer's Lease - Too Short
: 04-04-06 @ 2:12am
: "The sooner all the animals are extinct, the sooner we’ll find all their money." - Mikael Pawlo

So sayeth: MoonMoth
: 04-03-06 @ 3:33am
: If you routinely insert recreational drugs into unusual bodily orifices, perhaps you should ... Reconsider ... Some of the choices you’ve made. - (Radio announcer) Rick Emerson

So sayeth: Summer's Lease - Too Short
: 04-02-06 @ 10:02am
: "If I knew for a certainty that a man was coming to my house with the conscious design of doing me good, I should run for my life." - Henry David Thoreau

So sayeth: Summer's Lease - Too Short
: 04-01-06 @ 12:11pm
: "What, me worry?" - Alfred E. Neuman

So sayeth: Summer's Lease - Too Short
: 03-31-06 @ 4:19pm
: "We're all in this alone." - Lily Tomlin

So sayeth: kittyrose
: 03-30-06 @ 5:09pm
: Hey! does this make me look cheep? yeah! good I'll take it.......Jean Harlow

So sayeth: deemac
: 03-30-06 @ 7:42am
: When we encounter a natural style we are always surprised and delighted, for we thought to see an author and found a man. - Blaise Pascal, French philosopher, 1623-62.

So sayeth: MadMan at Large
: 03-30-06 @ 4:09am
: "Lucidity does not presuppose sanity." - unknown

So sayeth: Summer's Lease - Too Short
: 03-29-06 @ 12:36am
: " I have come up with a sure-fire concept for a hit television show, which would be called 'A Live Celebrity Gets Eaten by a Shark'. " - Dave Barry

So sayeth: Summer's Lease - Too Short
: 03-29-06 @ 12:32am
: "Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass." - Mark Twain

So sayeth: LONGHAIR
: 03-28-06 @ 8:57pm
: Don't worry son its not THAT bad!HaHa! my dads take on marriage

So sayeth: Theday
: 10-01-05 @ 3:18am
: "No matter how hard you try, you can't fall off the floor."

So sayeth: tabithathewitch2001
: 07-03-05 @ 9:54pm
: The work of the world does not wait to be done by perfect people.

So sayeth: cerianwen
: 07-02-05 @ 6:45pm
: "Look into my eyes, drown there and be free of me forever" - lil ol me

So sayeth: cerianwen
: 07-02-05 @ 6:41pm
: Do what I tell you not what I do - my mother

So sayeth: MadMan at Large
: 07-02-05 @ 6:14pm
: "It doesn't mean that much to me to mean that much to you." - Neil Young

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