this Ninja Expert: Theday
: 07-18-06 @ 8:48pm
: Ninja Fact 438a: if Ninjas see paper scattered across a floor, they will act like the nonpaper floor is hot lava.

this Ninja Expert: MadMan at Large
: 07-19-06 @ 5:39pm
: Ninja Fact #25: 9 out of 10 ninjas prefered Aquafina over Dasani in bottled water trials.

this Ninja Expert: Michael_Mauser
: 07-23-06 @ 11:18am
: Ninja Fact #417: As an indication to its students of how to "hide in plain sight", one of the most prestigious ninja training schools is located within the third floor of a department store in Tokyo's Shinjuku district.

this Ninja Expert: Special Kay
: 07-25-06 @ 9:48am
: If a Ninja kills you in the forrest, there won't be anyone around to hear you fall, and you won't make a sound.

this Ninja Expert: Spink - Remembering
: 07-25-06 @ 10:01am
: Ninja Fact #987: The meaning of life is to not get killed by a ninja.

this Ninja Expert: Barrmen
: 07-25-06 @ 1:48pm
: Ninja are impervious to pain. Go ahead hit me with the hammer, I won't feel a thing.

this Ninja Expert: Special Kay
: 07-25-06 @ 4:57pm
: #852: In the hands of a Ninja, a yo yo can be a deadly weapon

this Ninja Expert: Michael_Mauser
: 08-11-06 @ 1:05pm
: Ninja Fact #802: In May 1999, three ninja were found living with an Aboriginal tribe in Arnhem Land in Australia; they had been part of an elite WW2 Japanese Army unit abandoned when a planned invasion of Australia was called off.

this Ninja Expert: Special Kay
: 08-11-06 @ 11:04pm
: Ninja refine their skills through participation in the little known Ninja Limbo Tournament.

this Ninja Expert: arghzombie
: 08-26-06 @ 4:55am
: When the Skitawa ninja clan of 1983 saw E.T, they cried just like the rest of us.

this Ninja Expert: arghzombie
: 08-26-06 @ 4:57am
: Many people believe that ninja's were suits of only black but in reality, they are just really hairy.

this Ninja Expert: arghzombie
: 08-26-06 @ 5:09am
: Many years ago, ninja's build emormous pointy stone structures to house their dead masters. They were spewing when the Egyptions copied them.

this Ninja Expert: arghzombie
: 08-26-06 @ 5:12am
: Ninja's are so fast that they digest their food several days before they eat it.

this Ninja Expert: arghzombie
: 08-26-06 @ 5:18am
: No ninja in recorded history ever been known to have been a turtle.

this Ninja Expert: arghzombie
: 08-26-06 @ 5:24am
: Never use fire on a ninja. They are best served cold.

this Ninja Expert: arghzombie
: 08-26-06 @ 5:43am
: Ninja's look great in speedos.

this Ninja Expert: arghzombie
: 08-26-06 @ 5:46am
: If a ninja looses an ear during battle, it will grow back...on their chin.

this Ninja Expert: Paige has found her muse!
: 08-27-06 @ 3:07pm
: Ninjas must play Texas Holdem poker until their fingers bleed.

this Ninja Expert: jeremknight
: 08-27-06 @ 10:41pm
: If you get the chance to see a ninja up close, chances are you wont see the m for very long, or anything else for that matter.

this Ninja Expert: Michael_Mauser
: 08-31-06 @ 12:47pm
: Ninja Fact #712: It really is possible to deter secret ninja mind-control techniques by wearing a hat made out of tinfoil.

this Ninja Expert: MadMan at Large
: 09-11-06 @ 4:14am
: Ninja Fact #44: The website askaninja.com is not sanctioned, funded or endoresed by the World Ninja Federation or the United Worker Ninja Association.

this Ninja Expert: MadMan at Large
: 09-23-06 @ 12:38pm
: Ninja Fact #7: Ninjas are not susceptable to hypnosis.

this Ninja Expert: MadMan at Large
: 10-08-06 @ 7:47am
: Ninja Fact #2421: Most Ninjas suffer from Celluphobia, which is the fear of cellphones.

this Ninja Expert: Smurfette
: 10-15-06 @ 7:33am
: Ninja Fact 3847: A ninja can smell the war cry of an r&b artist from up to 2 miles.

this Ninja Expert: Mark
: 11-02-06 @ 10:44am
: Ninja Fact #5746.8: Ninja spy on the United Federation of Planets, disguised as Ferengi concubine.

this Ninja Expert: Sherri
: 12-07-06 @ 4:19pm
: Ninja Fact #2: Ninjas wear odor eaters.

this Ninja Expert: Sherri
: 12-07-06 @ 4:20pm
: Ninja Fact #560-A: Ninjas just want to be cuddled.

this Ninja Expert: MadMan at Large
: 01-04-07 @ 5:12am
: Ninja Fact #107: Ninjas must survive an alien abduction to become a Master Ninja.

this Ninja Expert: arghzombie
: 01-17-07 @ 7:39pm
: Ninja Fact #7993: A fully trained ninja can cook two minute noodles in one minute and thirty seven seconds.

this Ninja Expert: arghzombie
: 01-17-07 @ 7:40pm
: Ninja Fact #IIXIV: Ninja's cannot read Roman numerals.

this Ninja Expert: arghzombie
: 01-17-07 @ 8:01pm
: Ninja Fact #3684: Ninja's have mechanical tool's within their bodies that they can call to action with an appropriate secret chant eg "go go ninja, can-opener."

this Ninja Expert: arghzombie
: 01-17-07 @ 8:21pm
: Ninja Fact #80085: Ninja's are highly amused by numbers that can be likened to rude words (narf!)...

this Ninja Expert: MadMan at Large
: 01-27-07 @ 10:13am
: Ninja Fact #4: Ninjas hate crossword puzzles.

this Ninja Expert: Coal
: 02-08-07 @ 9:43pm
: Ninja fact #520 They fear nothing but Simon Cowell and anybody wielding a dirty litter box

this Ninja Expert: Coal
: 02-09-07 @ 11:57am
: Ninjas are like children in the 70's-"Seen and not heard," and are experts at robbing the cookie jar

this Ninja Expert: MadMan at Large
: 02-16-07 @ 6:33pm
: Ninja Fact #72: Ninjas suck at Reversi.

this Ninja Expert: MadMan at Large
: 04-19-07 @ 5:13pm
: Ninja Fact #11: Ninjas don't give a shit about Chuck Norris.

this Ninja Expert: MadMan at Large
: 04-22-07 @ 9:31am
: Ninja Fact #5517: It is a violation of the Ninja Code section 17 to catch more fish than a superior Ninja on Sundays.

this Ninja Expert: Nitsu
: 05-22-08 @ 6:48pm
: A ninja is a master of his enviorment and surrondings.

this Ninja Expert: Nitsu
: 05-22-08 @ 6:49pm
: Ninja are always prepaired.

this Ninja Expert: Nitsu
: 05-22-08 @ 6:51pm
: Ninja are always on their guard.

this Ninja Expert: Nitsu
: 05-22-08 @ 6:51pm
: Ninja begian their training as early as near birth.

this Ninja Expert: Nitsu
: 05-22-08 @ 6:52pm
: Only a true ninja can kill a true ninja.

this Ninja Expert: Nitsu
: 05-22-08 @ 6:53pm
: There were never such thing as ninja training camps, due to the enforcement of the samurai, the ninja trained in small groups hidden seperated in high secret.

this Ninja Expert: Nitsu
: 05-22-08 @ 6:54pm
: The ninja never kept any physical documentation of their actions, preasence, or numbers.

this Ninja Expert: Nitsu
: 05-22-08 @ 6:55pm
: For I have been ninja my whole life, the facts on this page or of great dishonor and are un-true.

this Ninja Expert: Nitsu
: 05-22-08 @ 6:57pm
: For the way of the shinobi is harsh. The Ninja are back!!! The ninja are great warriors of assassination, invisibility, and other skills.

this Ninja Expert: Nitsu
: 05-22-08 @ 6:58pm
: Then ninja were never allowed to enter the field untill the rank of trueninja was aquired.

this Ninja Expert: Nitsu
: 05-22-08 @ 6:59pm
: In reality when a ninja would attack, he or she would not speak a word, only do thy masters bidding withour question or failure. They would take their target without being seen or heard.

this Ninja Expert: Nitsu
: 05-22-08 @ 7:00pm
: The ninja were highly skilled in armed combat as well asunarmed combat.

this Ninja Expert: Nitsu
: 05-22-08 @ 7:00pm
: The ninja are silent assassins.

this Ninja Expert: Nitsu
: 05-22-08 @ 7:01pm
: Training as ninja was not easy, infact it was more painful than watching a loved one die before your own eyes.

this Ninja Expert: Nitsu
: 05-22-08 @ 7:03pm
: Training Method # 1: Pull all bones out of joint and then push them back into joint, then rip them out again and repeat this untill double jointed in every bone in the human body.

this Ninja Expert: Nitsu
: 05-22-08 @ 7:04pm
: A ninja is always silent, he/she is ordered never to speak to the outside. Trust No one.

this Ninja Expert: Nyra Gman
: 05-30-08 @ 8:21am
: ninjas always are deadly, both at close range and long range.

this Ninja Expert: dust
: 03-31-09 @ 2:13am
: The only thing more deadly then a ninja is that shepherds pie mom baked last Friday, for games night.

this Ninja Expert: Venance
: 04-20-09 @ 12:55pm
: Ninja don't need to sleep, but they might pretend to be sleeping to lure unsuspecting victims towards them, perhaps by leaving something valuable-looking attatched to their ninja belt (such as shiny knife or a glazed doughnut).

this Ninja Expert: pentatonic
: 04-20-09 @ 3:14pm
: You're never more than ten feet from a ninja.

this Ninja Expert: Spink - Remembering
: 04-21-09 @ 5:37am
: Stand perfectly still. A ninja's vision is based on movement.

this Ninja Expert: Mark
: 09-11-09 @ 2:21pm
: Ninja's can have a baby. Reverse osmosis has never been cooler.

this Ninja Expert: Steve Ellen
: 09-12-09 @ 10:33am
: Ninja's move so quietly that sometimes they accidentally reveal themselves by removing all sound from the room and the potential victim notices his ears are deprived.

this Ninja Expert: Madame Momerath
: 12-15-09 @ 7:10pm
: Ninjas planted in the fall will bloom in the spring.

this Ninja Expert: Madame Momerath
: 12-15-09 @ 7:11pm
: Ninjas fold up for easy storage.

this Ninja Expert: pentatonic
: 12-15-09 @ 8:02pm
: Your mother is a ninja.

this Ninja Expert: pentatonic
: 12-15-09 @ 8:03pm
: Hence, YOU are a ninja, and didn't even know it!

this Ninja Expert: Echo
: 12-17-09 @ 2:31pm
: Ninja Fact # 911 Posting unacceptable remarks on a item called Ninja Facts can be dangerous to your... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

this Ninja Expert: Mark
: 12-17-09 @ 11:48pm
: Ninja Fact #3412: Even if you open a Ninja like an Oreo, they are still crunchy on the inside.

this Ninja Expert: Dreamin1_StormyWeather
: 12-21-09 @ 9:43pm
: Ninja Fact #912 Laughing at a Ninja asassinating someone can be dangerous to your...No...no please don't..Stop! I wasn't ...NO!"

this Ninja Expert: pentatonic
: 12-23-09 @ 1:25pm
: The 'vaccuum' of space is actually filled with ninjas.

this Ninja Expert: pentatonic
: 12-23-09 @ 2:45pm
: Ninjas sneeze with their eyes open--always open...

this Ninja Expert: pentatonic
: 12-23-09 @ 2:56pm
: Natural reflexes involve twitches. Ninja reflexes involve shurikens.

this Ninja Expert: Dreamin1_StormyWeather
: 12-23-09 @ 8:10pm
: Ninjas don't eat Wheaties for breakfast, instead they eat energy-building, tofu flavored Crunchy Punchy.

this Ninja Expert: Madame Momerath
: 02-07-10 @ 9:26pm
: In the 19th century, ninjas used to be steam-powered.

this Ninja Expert: lutador1925
: 01-19-11 @ 8:17am
: I was one of the original NINJA from 6th Comm BN. Brooklyn NY who posted in iraq and kuwait lol!!! "ninjas fly and sometimes they stab

this Ninja Expert: Kyle
: 04-26-11 @ 11:48am
: All Ninjas report to room 78 of the national ninja lobby, Agent K will breif you on our latest target. His name is Edward, Good luck. ~True Ninja

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