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 Attack and Defend -- Turkey Massacre
Want to get your butt kicked? Mwahahahaha!
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'Ropa all settled :) View snuffals's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] had a workshop in New Zealand where she built battlesuits (and cloned herself, but that's another story). Question: Why build battlesuits unless you are going to... have a battle?

Red Rover! Attack and Defend In&Out damaged in a counter-attack! Are play rules still in force? Red Rover? Red Rover! Can you hear me...

"Prepare to meet your doom! This is Europa Frost and her minions, clones, buddies, soldiers, and slaves. I have conquered the Attack and Defend I&O! Next I will conquer WDC, and then the WORLD! Mwahahahahahaha!"

...and so the battle was engaged, the armies were equipped, alliances were formed...


Europa drew this picture...
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Attack and defend header right

ID: 1363800   (Rated: ASR)
Title: Mambo Fish 
Description: This is a sequence from my "Attack and Defend" In&Out
By: Steve ~ Friction View friction's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: friction [Offline / Private]


The wars dragged on for years, first one side then the other gaining the advantage. Then one day, on a fog-shrouded battlefield high in the mountains, the great warriors TSC- NaNo? As if. View pie4u2's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] and LadyBooBoo♥VonNalic View morgana's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] faced each other across a dismal swamp of public indifference...

The Ringmaster was angry. "We ain't makin' no money off you two! TSC- NaNo? As if. View pie4u2's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private], I want you to fight a new kid by the name of... GrimReaper-WDC Angel Army View uethgar's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]!"

Sadly, GrimReaper-WDC Angel Army View uethgar's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] was quickly defeated. "You call that entertainment?" screamed the Ringmaster. "Get me two chicks! That's a battle I want to see!"
And so 'Ropa all settled :) View snuffals's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] and Dark Angel View 1nikki1's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private] donned their platinum and gold fighting bikini robot suits.


But there was no fight in them, either. Everyone grew angry at the lack of action. Fight! Fight! Fight! they yelled. Someone threw a bottle, someone threw a chair, and then the room exploded into a free-for-all brawl...

: 'Rav - Back Down Under!!! View aravan's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: aravan [Offline / Private]
: 11-08-09 @ 11:43pm
: Oh yeahs!! 'Ropa!!! Guess which one of your favorite Australian friends is coming across the ditch to New Zealand in about a week!?!?!?

: 'Ropa all settled :) View snuffals's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: snuffals [Offline / Private]
: 11-09-09 @ 4:49am
: Two more days and then I've officially finished everything for my degree - YAY YAY YAY!

: Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: summerschild [Offline / Private]
: 11-09-09 @ 6:54am
: RE Steve: Shuddup. :-P

: Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: summerschild [Offline / Private]
: 11-09-09 @ 7:00am
: (On another note, see how 'Ropa so cheerfully ignores 'Rav's statement in favour of getting her uni work done... burrrrrrrrn...)

: Steve ~ Friction View friction's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: friction [Offline / Private]
: 11-09-09 @ 7:41am
: 'Ropa is very conscientious about her studies. Not even an Australian can come between her and her books.

: 'Rav - Back Down Under!!! View aravan's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: aravan [Offline / Private]
: 11-09-09 @ 7:56pm
: But the Australian is going across to New Zealand! And I'm even going to the correct island!!!! She can't ignore that!!!

: TSC- NaNo? As if. View pie4u2's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: pie4u2 [Offline / Private]
: 11-09-09 @ 9:03pm
: So it's Rav's Island? Hope you get off faster than Gilligan.

: Dad View jman17724's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: jman17724 [Offline / Private]
: 11-09-09 @ 9:48pm
: I heard that it took Gilligan 15 years to get off, and then he needed both Ginger and Mary Anne to help him.

: 'Ropa all settled :) View snuffals's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: snuffals [Offline / Private]
: 11-09-09 @ 10:06pm
: I have officially done my last exam for my degreee! Wooo!I just have an assignment due tomorrow then I'm FREEEEEE :-) I feel so milestone like right now.

: pentatonic View pentatonic's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: pentatonic [Offline / Private]
: 11-09-09 @ 10:15pm
: Well done.

: 'Rav - Back Down Under!!! View aravan's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: aravan [Offline / Private]
: 11-09-09 @ 11:56pm
: I felt so milestone until I realized that I have to go BACK to school. :( But yay for 'Ropa. And no, the island of New Zealand I am going to is not my island. My island is Australia. The whole thing. Its mine.

: Steve ~ Friction View friction's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: friction [Offline / Private]
: 11-10-09 @ 7:31am
: I hope Ropa let's you land on her island. Why do I have the feeling your boat will be making endless circles in the ocean while bonfires blaze on the beache and reflect off the shining spears of Ropa's minions?

: 'Ropa all settled :) View snuffals's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: snuffals [Offline / Private]
: 11-10-09 @ 4:03pm
: You know me so well, Steve. I can totally see that happening! And thank you, Penta :)

: TSC- NaNo? As if. View pie4u2's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: pie4u2 [Offline / Private]
: 11-10-09 @ 8:39pm
: I can totally see the entire world unraveling before my eyes happeneing. All the secrets of the earth reveiled...

: Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: summerschild [Offline / Private]
: 11-10-09 @ 10:15pm
: Reveiled? You mean Mother Nature covered them back in a veil when she realized you were peeking?

: TSC- NaNo? As if. View pie4u2's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: pie4u2 [Offline / Private]
: 11-10-09 @ 10:41pm
: More like she screamed and shouted "PERVERT!!!" when I was peeping into her bathroom. To my defense, we WERE sharing the same bathroom that day.

: Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: summerschild [Offline / Private]
: 11-10-09 @ 10:51pm
: O_o Do I want to know why you were sharing a bathroom with Mother Nature?

: Dad View jman17724's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: jman17724 [Offline / Private]
: 11-10-09 @ 11:29pm
: Like the old commercial says, "It's not nice to fool with Mother Nature."

: 'Rav - Back Down Under!!! View aravan's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: aravan [Offline / Private]
: 11-11-09 @ 12:41am
: They need a commercial to teach people that? Oi. And my boat will not be making endless circles around 'Ropa's island.

: Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: summerschild [Offline / Private]
: 11-11-09 @ 5:49am
: No, because it will be lying on the seabed, having been felled by a lucky shot from one of her more javelin-orientated minions.

: TSC- NaNo? As if. View pie4u2's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: pie4u2 [Offline / Private]
: 11-11-09 @ 7:13am
: Ironically, me and Mother Nature when we were in the same school back 40 million years ago we had been on the track team and threw javelins. The school we visted had no seperated bathrooms, so we had to share.

: Steve ~ Friction View friction's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: friction [Offline / Private]
: 11-11-09 @ 7:30am
: I never understood why they started calling them javelins instead of spears. It's still a pointed stick you're throwing. Caveman antics. I'll stick with my trusty Webley-Vickers chrome-plated automatic pistol, thank you.

: Dad View jman17724's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: jman17724 [Offline / Private]
: 11-11-09 @ 9:12pm
: They call it javelin because throwing stick sounded wimpy.

: 'Rav - Back Down Under!!! View aravan's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: aravan [Offline / Private]
: 11-11-09 @ 11:12pm
: And they don't call it a spear because javelin is more specific. And I know, I know, being vague is fun. Like the thing about the thing from the thing.

: Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: summerschild [Offline / Private]
: 11-12-09 @ 5:24am
: That sounded vaguely inappropriate. But vague is fun.

: 'Ropa all settled :) View snuffals's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: snuffals [Offline / Private]
: 11-12-09 @ 5:37am
: 'Ropa has a degree :-)

: Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: summerschild [Offline / Private]
: 11-12-09 @ 7:14am
: Congratulations! :-)

: Steve ~ Friction View friction's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: friction [Offline / Private]
: 11-12-09 @ 9:59am
: I hope she doesn't lose it and have to do the whole thing over again.

: 'Rav - Back Down Under!!! View aravan's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: aravan [Offline / Private]
: 11-12-09 @ 2:24pm
: I got one too! But its not good enough for a teaching position down here, so I have to go back to school.

: 'Ropa all settled :) View snuffals's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: snuffals [Offline / Private]
: 11-12-09 @ 4:51pm
: Thanks Autumn :-) And whatever Steve, you've already tried to steal it three times so that I have to do it all over again.

: Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: summerschild [Offline / Private]
: 11-12-09 @ 8:14pm
: Rav wants to be a teacher? *mute horror*

: TSC- NaNo? As if. View pie4u2's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: pie4u2 [Offline / Private]
: 11-12-09 @ 10:21pm
: ...Rav as a teacher? It might work. His frying pan of education might force the young bucks to buckle down.

: Dad View jman17724's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: jman17724 [Offline / Private]
: 11-12-09 @ 11:16pm
: Damn! Frying-pan-of-education is a good idea. I should've used it when I was a substitute teacher. (True story. I was a substitute teacher during a couple bouts of unemployment. God, I hope I'm never unemployed again)

: 'Rav - Back Down Under!!! View aravan's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: aravan [Offline / Private]
: 11-12-09 @ 11:31pm
: I'm looking forward to having my own classroom of minions.

: Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: summerschild [Offline / Private]
: 11-13-09 @ 7:40am
: The frying pan is not a good idea unless you're teaching home ec (which I don't think you are, are you?)

: Steve ~ Friction View friction's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: friction [Offline / Private]
: 11-13-09 @ 9:14am
: That's what I would want to teach: Home Ec and Art and Creative Writing. And maybe I would coach girl's volleyball if they let me. "Jump higher, Tiffany! Jump higher!"

: TSC- NaNo? As if. View pie4u2's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: pie4u2 [Offline / Private]
: 11-13-09 @ 4:34pm
: Now Steve. If you want to teach creative writing, you must have proper grammer. It's not, Home Ec and Art and Creative Writing, it's, "Home economics, art, and creative writing."

: Dad View jman17724's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: jman17724 [Offline / Private]
: 11-13-09 @ 10:20pm
: *Stares incredulously at 'Rav* Classroom of minions? Middle schoolers are more like minion of Satan. Please tell me you aren't going to be a middle school teacher! Funny thing. My favorite teachers were my junior high teachers

: Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: summerschild [Offline / Private]
: 11-14-09 @ 3:56am
: TSC's one to talk about proper grammar. *punches him affectionately on the shoulder* Oops... didn't mean it that hard.

: Steve ~ Friction View friction's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: friction [Offline / Private]
: 11-14-09 @ 8:03am
: Ahem, it's a CREATIVE writing class, not a "stick to the rules no matter what" writing class. :D

: Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: summerschild [Offline / Private]
: 11-14-09 @ 8:26am
: I LIKE that class! XD

: Dad View jman17724's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: jman17724 [Offline / Private]
: 11-14-09 @ 9:21am
: I think with sum uv tha prahblims eye hav wit speling, eye mae hav takn tha clas. Hel, eye mite eben teech it!

: TSC- NaNo? As if. View pie4u2's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: pie4u2 [Offline / Private]
: 11-14-09 @ 9:43am
: Wow. There are so many spelling errors in that sentence if you could harness the power of mistakes you could power the whole planet for a year.

: catty WDC since 2003 View cattytaurus's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: cattytaurus [Offline / Private]
: 11-14-09 @ 1:03pm
: Or channel it into something horrific and evil....

: pentatonic View pentatonic's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: pentatonic [Offline / Private]
: 11-14-09 @ 2:47pm
: There are few things more horrific and evil than poor spelling...

: 'Ropa all settled :) View snuffals's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: snuffals [Offline / Private]
: 11-14-09 @ 4:18pm
: Prescriptive linguists do not make judgements about whether people are right or wrong in their language use... *tries REALLY hard to refrain*

: 'Rav - Back Down Under!!! View aravan's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: aravan [Offline / Private]
: 11-14-09 @ 4:29pm
: Psh, 'Ropa's one to talk. She has so many typos, I'll be surprised if she made it through that last post without hitting her backspace button.

: Dad View jman17724's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: jman17724 [Offline / Private]
: 11-14-09 @ 4:42pm
: I hit the backspace key so often, occasionally it hits back.

: Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: summerschild [Offline / Private]
: 11-14-09 @ 11:11pm
: I once had a computer that was missing its "n" key. There was just this small rubbery pad which I had to prod very gently else a whole string of "nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"s showed up on my screen.

: Steve ~ Friction View friction's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: friction [Offline / Private]
: 11-15-09 @ 9:03am
: Simple cure: avoid words spelled with "n". This complete post has just that example of the letter. Easy letter to avoid if you make the effort.

: Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: summerschild [Offline / Private]
: 11-15-09 @ 10:29am
: Well, yes, I suppose so. Now here's a challenge: post without the letter E.

: TSC- NaNo? As if. View pie4u2's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: pie4u2 [Offline / Private]
: 11-15-09 @ 10:51am
: I saw a book that is 50,000 words long and had no "e" in it. You will also not find it in this post.

: Dad View jman17724's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: jman17724 [Offline / Private]
: 11-15-09 @ 9:54pm
: I try to miss one letter on purpose in every post. In this one, I skipped the first letter on purpose.

: Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: summerschild [Offline / Private]
: 11-16-09 @ 5:12am
: I understand that nobody can confront said trial, barring this post.

: Steve ~ Friction View friction's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: friction [Offline / Private]
: 11-16-09 @ 8:30am
: A member had an In&Out (it must still exist) and he would select letters for us to avoid as we told a story. A gold star to anyone who can find that In&Out now. :]

: Dad View jman17724's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: jman17724 [Offline / Private]
: 11-16-09 @ 10:14pm
: You could start one, Steve.

: 'Ropa all settled :) View snuffals's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: snuffals [Offline / Private]
: 11-17-09 @ 3:41am
: I'm not even gonna try. I don't deal with the graphemic level of language.

: Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: summerschild [Offline / Private]
: 11-17-09 @ 7:45am
: I'm ashamed to say I had to look up "graphemic" in order to write this post.

: Steve ~ Friction View friction's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: friction [Offline / Private]
: 11-17-09 @ 7:55am
: Not me. I instantly knew 'Ropa just made it up. It's probabaly a cross between "graphic" and "bulemic" and means: "I'm going to draw this picture but then immediately tear it up and pretend I didn't draw it."

: 'Ropa all settled :) View snuffals's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: snuffals [Offline / Private]
: 11-17-09 @ 4:39pm
: Awww, Steve's smart for his age, too ;)

: TSC- NaNo? As if. View pie4u2's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: pie4u2 [Offline / Private]
: 11-17-09 @ 8:25pm
: Or is he? BUM BUM BUUUUUMMM!!!!...Probley yes...

: 'Rav - Back Down Under!!! View aravan's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: aravan [Offline / Private]
: 11-17-09 @ 9:58pm
: I don't know what I am for my age...

: Dad View jman17724's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: jman17724 [Offline / Private]
: 11-17-09 @ 11:17pm
: I'm amazingly sexy for my age. ('Course, for my age, the ability to stand may be considered sexy. Dad's not exactly a spring chicken any more.)

: 'Ropa all settled :) View snuffals's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: snuffals [Offline / Private]
: 11-18-09 @ 4:47am
: *blushes*

: Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: summerschild [Offline / Private]
: 11-18-09 @ 6:22am
: I'm small for my age, sadly.

: Steve ~ Friction View friction's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: friction [Offline / Private]
: 11-18-09 @ 7:07am
: Please don't make me cry. It rusts my keyboard.

: 'Ropa all settled :) View snuffals's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: snuffals [Offline / Private]
: 11-18-09 @ 4:45pm
: Your keyboard is metal? Pfffft, that was SO Iron Age.

: TSC- NaNo? As if. View pie4u2's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: pie4u2 [Offline / Private]
: 11-18-09 @ 7:52pm
: ...*coughcough* Ropa...This kinda is the Iron Age...

: Dad View jman17724's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: jman17724 [Offline / Private]
: 11-18-09 @ 11:06pm
: OK! Try this: "'Ropa meant to say this: 'Your keyboard is metal? Pfffft, that was SO Stone Age. Just ask Fred Flintstone!'" Does that fix it OK, TSC?

: 'Rav - Back Down Under!!! View aravan's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: aravan [Offline / Private]
: 11-18-09 @ 11:45pm
: What about Barney Rubble? Or my favorite, Bam Bam. Oh, don't act all surprised. Part of my frying pan bashing was inspired by Bam Bam.

: Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: summerschild [Offline / Private]
: 11-19-09 @ 6:20am
: And the other part of it was inspired by adrenaline-fuelled childhood dreams involving kitchen appliances and large hairy humanoids.

: Steve ~ Friction View friction's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: friction [Offline / Private]
: 11-19-09 @ 8:45am
: If by large hairy humanoids you mean his parents, then yeah. Where do Australian kids get the adrenaline to fuel their dreams? When I was a kid we had to use methamphetamine.

: 'Ropa all settled :) View snuffals's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: snuffals [Offline / Private]
: 11-19-09 @ 2:57pm
: The Iron Age is loooooong over, people. We're in the Synthetic Age now.

: 'Rav - Back Down Under!!! View aravan's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: aravan [Offline / Private]
: 11-19-09 @ 9:29pm
: Nah. Its not adrenaline or anything. Just a short attention span coupled with a small kitchen when I was growing up.

: TSC- NaNo? As if. View pie4u2's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: pie4u2 [Offline / Private]
: 11-19-09 @ 9:57pm
: If you look at it from the Greek Mythological age, this is the Iron Age. If you look at it from technology, it's the synthetic age. If you look at it from the TSCian factors, It's the age of Awesomeness.

: Dad View jman17724's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: jman17724 [Offline / Private]
: 11-19-09 @ 11:04pm
: If you look at it through a camera phone, you might get arrested. As for people with short attention span, it's just ... Hey! Look at this neat thing!

: Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: summerschild [Offline / Private]
: 11-20-09 @ 4:37am
: Of course I don't have a short attention span. I just have a very short memor--wait, what are we talking about?

: Steve ~ Friction View friction's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: friction [Offline / Private]
: 11-20-09 @ 9:48am
: Jokes about short attention spans and bad memories are remarkably similar to jokes about... about... um... about... ... ... ... senility!

: 'Ropa all settled :) View snuffals's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: snuffals [Offline / Private]
: 11-20-09 @ 4:42pm
: If you look at it from Greek Mythology and/or Age of Empires (I'm addicted to that) then yes it's the Iron Age. But why hasn't that changed yet? It should have! Have they decided that no age comes after the Iron Age?

: Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: summerschild [Offline / Private]
: 11-20-09 @ 11:38pm
: Then comes the Silicon Age.

: 'Rav - Back Down Under!!! View aravan's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: aravan [Offline / Private]
: 11-21-09 @ 12:23am
: Age of Empires is an awesome game. Yay for the mighty Egyptian Empire!!!

: 'Rav - Back Down Under!!! View aravan's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: aravan [Offline / Private]
: 11-21-09 @ 12:24am
: On another note, you ever realize how none of those types of games let you start in Australia or New Zealand?

: Dad View jman17724's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: jman17724 [Offline / Private]
: 11-21-09 @ 12:43am
: I agree with Steve. Cheap jokes about bad memories and short attention spans are also called bridges because they bridge the open spots in your gums, replacing teeth. Teeth on a saw cut wood. Wood is the best thing to burn in fireplaces.

: 'Ropa all settled :) View snuffals's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: snuffals [Offline / Private]
: 11-21-09 @ 12:45am
: IIIIIIIII know. Maybe we don't class an as empire to them, hahaha. I always play as the Vikings. I get paid tributes by all the players within the first 10 seconds of the game cause they're all so scared of my civilisation.

: Steve ~ Friction View friction's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: friction [Offline / Private]
: 11-21-09 @ 8:43am
: I thought we entered the Atomic Age in 1945? Did we leave it somehow and return to the Iron Age? These free calendars they send me are so inaccurate.

: Dad View jman17724's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: jman17724 [Offline / Private]
: 11-21-09 @ 10:40am
: The problem with the calendars they send me is that EVERY Friday is Friday the 13th.

: catty WDC since 2003 View cattytaurus's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: cattytaurus [Offline / Private]
: 11-21-09 @ 2:22pm
: I don't get any callendars sent to me at all. *sob*

: catty WDC since 2003 View cattytaurus's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: cattytaurus [Offline / Private]
: 11-21-09 @ 2:23pm
: or collanders, or calendars either!

: Dad View jman17724's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: jman17724 [Offline / Private]
: 11-21-09 @ 9:55pm
: Ya just gotta know the right people, catty. Or work for a magazine, like I do.

: TSC- NaNo? As if. View pie4u2's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: pie4u2 [Offline / Private]
: 11-21-09 @ 11:26pm
: Aha...One more piece of information about the mysterious "Dad". I know for certain he is at least not MY father. Two people down, 799,999,999,998 more to check out.

: 'Rav - Back Down Under!!! View aravan's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: aravan [Offline / Private]
: 11-22-09 @ 12:37am
: 'Ropa, I will create a computer game and there will definitely be an Australian and New Zealand Empire. And they will be awesome. And people will fear them and pay more tributes.

: Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: summerschild [Offline / Private]
: 11-22-09 @ 12:50am
: I hope this computer programming job will take a backseat to your teaching career. But hopefully it will take precedence over that frying pan habit of yours.

: Steve ~ Friction View friction's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: friction [Offline / Private]
: 11-22-09 @ 9:31am
: A New Zealand empire? Wahahahahahaha! We can call the game: Age of Delusions.

: TSC- NaNo? As if. View pie4u2's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: pie4u2 [Offline / Private]
: 11-22-09 @ 1:49pm
: ..Hey, I'd buy it. I could rule over Atlantis and start the game with +40 boat points.

: 'Ropa all settled :) View snuffals's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: snuffals [Offline / Private]
: 11-22-09 @ 2:41pm
: Atlantis? *raises head* Well I'd start in New Zealand and get +40 green points and +30 boisecurity points. Then I'd chain down everything the Aussies have stolen from us and claimed as their own.

: Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: summerschild [Offline / Private]
: 11-22-09 @ 9:45pm
: I'd buy it, if only to kill seventy billion people while I figure out how the darn thing works.

: Dad View jman17724's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: jman17724 [Offline / Private]
: 11-23-09 @ 12:23am
: I'd buy it, give it to my son, and let him beat it in twenty minutes of less.

: 'Rav - Back Down Under!!! View aravan's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: aravan [Offline / Private]
: 11-23-09 @ 1:04am
: Umm, yeah, 'Ropa that's not gonna happen. You see, the Australians are going to be permanent allies of New Zealand and be awesome. Besides, what have we ever stolen from you and claimed as our own?

: Autumn~equivoque View summerschild's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: summerschild [Offline / Private]
: 11-23-09 @ 6:10am
: *visualizes 'Ropa getting out a long, neatly handwritten list*

: Steve ~ Friction View friction's Portfolio.  [Offline / Private]Email User: friction [Offline / Private]
: 11-23-09 @ 8:40am
: That's her Santa list. The word purple occurs on it 27 times.

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