Why would you waste chocolate on a cockroach! (Singular Scribbler )

TWTNW! I like your new handle! We cann call you SS again, and stop calling you . Or was it ? I don't remember. Wait a minute! it wasn't for sure! That I remember! (Dad )

Yeah, now all the old "SS" references become correct again. Ah, the big wheel of life turning, turning... (Steve Ellen )

*sings* The circle ooooooof liiiiiiiiiife. *waits for the dogs to stop howling* (Dad )

Yeah, I figured I'd cut you all some slack while still attempting to explore my creative soul. A hard thing ot do when you don't have one. (Singular Scribbler )

Looking for a soul? I know someone who sells souls, that is where I got my mother in law a new soul and now she hates me even more. (drew from sam's townn )

Most people fail to recognize their creative soul for what it is and instead lock it away for being an antisocial pervert whereupon it festers and broods and plots an escape. (Steve Ellen )

drew, I told you to never ever buy souls from Sam the Second Hand Soul Salesman. He's a scoundrel and a swindler. (Dad )

*Do you know any one selling souls that is not a scoundrel and swindler Dad?* drew asked Dad innocently. (drew from sam's townn )

"Well, of course not," Dad scoffed. "but Sam the Second-Hand Soul Salesman is a spectacular scoundrel, and a sensational swindler. Be suspicious!" (Dad )

I know a few, but they only sell to people with references. You got any of those? (Singular Scribbler )

I'll have to refer you to my referee to answer that question. (Steve Ellen )

         Sorry, I can't do that. i'm an umpire, not a referee. (Dad )

what? you always looked the referee type. you know, the wimp who could not play the sport so he/she decides to suck the fun out of it by following the rules. (drew from sam's townn )

It's still fun with Dad because he doesn't know the rules all that well. (Steve Ellen )

Just bekuse I don't no the rusles dosen't meen I can't empire. Not noing hao to tiap haz nevre stoppt me frum poasting heir. (Dad )

HAPPY NEW YEAR! (Steve Ellen )

Thanks for that particular fit of textular epilepsy Dad and Steve. Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming. *smiles at the camera* (Singular Scribbler )

We have regularly scheduled programming? *smiles a devastatingly funny "ya could have fooled me" face at the camera* Even the cameraman chuckles. (Steve Ellen )

does the camera make me look good or bad? (drew from sam's townn )

Are those your real eyebrows? (Steve Ellen )

If the camera adds 10 pounds, exactly how many cameras are being pointed at me? (Dad )

Aye, that's the point. Whether or not you look good is solely dependent on whether or not a camera is pointing at you. (Singular Scribbler )

uh, so I look good and the camera is pointing at me! I bet I look hot when the camera isn't pointing at me. (drew from sam's townn )

Quite what I meant. In fact, you're pretty far from it. But, whatever helps you get through the day, I guess. (Lol. I just showed my brother the picture at the top. He did not understand.) (Singular Scribbler )

*Not quite (Singular Scribbler )

Ropa once gave a detailed description of what it meant. Now I just call it Ropa's Psychotic Episode. (Steve Ellen )

I thought it was a picture 'Ropa drew after the nightmare she had after overindulging in Chinese food. (Dad )

Is that really a picture? It looks like one of those cave man drawings. (drew from sam's townn )

Shhh! Ropa is sensitive about her body hair and large feet. (Steve Ellen )

Did she draw the picture, or just drizzle paint on a piece of canvas? (Dad )

Lol. I rather like the picture. It's fun trying to pick out who's who from the I/O. (Singular Scribbler )

Catty and Penguin aren't too hard to identify. (Steve Ellen )

Why do I think I'm the one hanging upside down from the tree limb? Is it because everybody knows all Dads wear ties? (Dad )

Isn't it I with a parachute and has laser vision? Dad I can see you ridding a pink balloon something and holding a whip. All Dads are blond balloon something ridding whip yielding people and every body knows that. (drew from sam's townn )

Singular Scribbler is the girl with the bugle. She seems like the type that would like to blow a bugle. (Steve Ellen )

Haha. Do I really seem that way? Also, I wasn't here yet when that picture was made. (Singular Scribbler )

Doesn't mean you can't be added later. Also, that girl looks young, and you admit that you are younger than Son. (Dad )

Actually, Singular Scribbler looks the best and its not because I am drunk. (drew from sam's townn )

What about that white line through the middle of her face? It's not hard for SS to look the best considering the competition. (Steve Ellen )

That's true, Steve. If I had a dog that looked like any of us except SS, I'd shave his ass and teach 'im to walk backward. And that includes me. Actually, I'm at the top of the list. (Dad )

Just to clarify, after shaving the dog's ass, would he still look like them, and that includes Dad you or will he look not like me us? (drew from sam's townn )

He wouldn't look like anything for long because he would walk backwards right into the path of a bus. (Steve Ellen )

Once more proving Steve is smarter than at least some dogs. (Dad )

I'm smarter than a chihuahua. If your name was "chihuahua" wouldn't you get it changed? (Steve Ellen )

*ponders* Good pin. I'm going to assume you're smarter than a shih-tzu, too. (Dad )

Assumptions can be great things! I assume you two know a great deal more than you let on, and respect your ability to change to silliness so fluidly. Is that a word? It is now. (Singular Scribbler )

I'll have you know I'm a college graduate! I have a BS. Actually , two BS's. one, a Bachelor of Science and one A Bachelor of Silliness. (Dad )

Oh really? What did you study? (Singular Scribbler )

Probably himself. You're pretty fluid yourself, SS. Actually, I've heard we are 97% water. Do you believe it? (Steve Ellen )

I believe every drop of it. Boy, we can sea that the fun facts just keeping pouring out of you, wave after wave. (Mr. Chowda Head )

When I graduated from college, I was only about 37% alcohol. 3% other chemicals, and 60% alcohol. (Dad )

Sadly, that's not a typo. He had to quit smoking because he was so inflammable. (Steve Ellen )

Taking entries for the "name February" contest. How about "February Defibrillation"? (Steve Ellen )

Fiasco is a good work. So is fricasse, though I'm not entirely sure I didn't just make that word up. (Singular Scribbler )

No, I'm pretty sure there is a fricasse, although I am totally unsure about what it is. I know it sometimes happens to chickens. If you know what fricasse is, then that will go a long way toward putting down any doubts we have. (Steve Ellen )

February Frolic. February Fatalities. And Steve is right. That wasn't one of my world-famous tyops. I was about 37% alcohol, 3% other chemicals, and 60% alcohol. The fire department had a branch in my basement. (Dad )

February Frolic? ... FROLIC?!!! ... Why don't we all dress up in frilly pink and dance around the Maypole? (Steve Ellen )

Ew. That was an awfully garish nightmare. Let's not bring that up again. Try this   I got tired at Fallopian tubes. (Singular Scribbler )

In FEBRUARY? A Maypole in FEBRUARY? The nerve! Maypoles belong in May. Ground hogs belong in February. We may as well dress up in frilly pink! (Dad )

February Frillfest? (Steve Ellen )

ick (Dad )

February Fallopiana? (Steve Ellen )

*quickly checks item rating* (Dad )

Even if that word is perfectly innocent, or scientific, I'd still feel hinky participating in an I/O with a name like that. (Singular Scribbler )

OK, I found a word that is clean, logical, appropriate, and easy to pronounce. ... And I discovered an incredible hidden WDC secret! I will reveal it in Steve's Place with my next post! (Steve Ellen )

February Fracas. I like that. Now, for the next month, yuo can always go with March in on Sore Feet (Dad )

There's a bunch of them for March. March Massacre. March Movement. March March. (Steve Ellen )

The Long March. March Marauding. March Hare March Hairless (Dad )

Oooh! Oooh! Massacres are fun! I remember my first one. Ah, those were the days. (Singular Scribbler )

Not manicure... massacre. (Steve Ellen )

Who do you think you're talking to? Scribbler had her first manicure atop the bodies of those slain in her first massacre. (Mr Zaborskii )

^ There's a reason we're in love. (Singular Scribbler )

*facepalms* (Steve Ellen )

*facepalms* In another I/O, you and Son are conspiring to run off together and make me magnanimously happy. Now you're swearing eternal love with Z. What's up with you? Don't make me tell Son about you. (Dad )

SS is fickle. Didn't I warn you? Trekkies know NOTHING about love! It's all "Captain Kirk and the hot alien women" to them. (Steve Ellen )

Woah woah woah. I never said anything about running off with Son. I just said we'd work together to make sure you had a good day. Also, judge us not equally, Steve. Kirk was one man. (Singular Scribbler )

There are many examples of fierce and lasting love in Star Trek. If you don't see it, your eyes must be closed. (Singular Scribbler )

Hikaru Sulu was supposed to be happily married, and a father and grandfather. SS is correct. However, Pavel Andreievich Chekov was a horndog to shame James Tiberius Kirk (Dad )

Well, I'm glad we got THAT straightened out. (Steve Ellen )

No. Sorry, it was the green-skinned alien babes that got that straightened out for horndogs Kirk and Chekov. (Dad )

Chekov?! Really? Are you one of those Trekkers who only watches TOS, Steve? (Singular Scribbler )

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Steve! (drew from sam's townn )

There's TOS, and there are fakes, wanna-bees and rip-offs. (Mr. Chowda Head )

And then there is Steve!ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Steve! (drew from sam's townn )

Woah woah woah. Tread lightly, young one. Star Trek did not die with TOS. Have you given the others a try? (Though Enterprise does not, and never will count.) (Singular Scribbler )

I gave the others a try. Slick copycats that captured none of the honest folksiness of the original. I'm sure they have their own admirable qualities but they ain't the original. (Steve Ellen )

The best thing about ST:DS9 was it lent itself the the greatest parody I never wrote: A group of spoiled brats from Beverly Hills, sent to a broken-down space outpost : Deep Space 90210. "The Return of the Tribbles" was the best TNG episode. (Dad )

There is only one Star Trek, there is only one Frazier, there is only one Seinfeld... no sense in trying to copy perfection. (Steve Ellen )

There only one Frazier? *delerious screaming and clapping* THERE IS A GOD!!!!! (Dad )

Thou liest, but thou art blind only because thou art unwilling to see. 'Tis a pity, but 'twill not sway your mind for me to tarry on the matter longer. (Singular Scribbler )

Shall we discuss why the first Star Wars movie is the only one worthy of preservation in the Library of Congress Museum of Audiovisual Materials? (Steve Ellen )

I would go along with that. The only Star Trek movie worthy of said preservation is "Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.:" (Dad )

We're not talking about Star Wars. Let its fans defend its honor. That's not my job. (Singular Scribbler )

Aha! Now I've caught you in a logic trap. Heehee! Your feeling for Star Trek vs Star Wars is the same as my feeling for Star Trek Original vs the other Star Treks. We're more alike than you even dreamed. (Steve Ellen )

You would do well to never compare the two again. For your sake, I hope you come to understand the gravity of your situation. (Singular Scribbler )

Is that why it keeps dragging me down? (Steve Ellen )

No, that would be your boring existance dragging you down. Gravity is the force that keeps you from flying off the planet into outer space. We're debating having the law of gravity repealed in your case. (Dad )

Then what is the force that allows shuttles, superman, the green lantern to fly off the planet? (drew from sam's townn )

That would be the super green shuttle man lantern flying force. (Steve Ellen )

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