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by deemac
Rated: 18+ · In & Out · Comedy · #986307
A Linerick is a Limerick written one piece at a time!
WELCOME TO LINERICKS ... that's Limericks written a line or two at a time!

So whether you're that
Old Lady from Aachen
or that
Young Man from Zurich

or indeed anyone from anywhere in between, if you're addicted to Limericks, just add your line whenever!

*Note1* NOTES:

*Bullet* For a quick refresher on how best to structure a Limerick, check out https://tinyurl.com/ykmpx2ym

*Bullet*PLEASE DO NOT POST COMPLETE LIMERICKS. The main purpose of the In&Out is to share the blame fun, so please add just one piece at a time.

*Bullet*If a fifth line has already been posted, please go ahead and start the next one off. OR ... feel free to add an alternative/additional fifth line if you like!

*Bullet*To make for easier reading, please colour tag each first line.

*Bullet*Linericks should be witty, with plenty of euphemisms and innuendo. Our 18+ rating means bawdiness is OK, but not as a substitute for cleverness; so please, NO gratuitous lewdness.

*Bullet*PS: Having fun is compulsory!

The questions this raises multiply (Dad )

The queries begin / with who, what, and when (Dad )

But don't say them out loud, or you'll die (PiriPica )

OT: Not sure why I'm doing this. Participation seems to be down a bit, but what the hell. I went to the town of Beanblossom.. It exists. It's in Southern Indiana. (Dad )

Had a strange resemblance to a pile of flotsam. (Dad )

I collected some jetsam (Roscoe )

Which I stored in my stetson (Roscoe )

OT: perhaps these rhymes show why participation is down! (Roscoe )

Jetsam's in in IN, folk there think it's awesome. *Crazy* OT: Any of you wordsmiths beat 3 in's in a row? Three outs in a row? Three anythings in a row? (deemac )

O.T.: OK, deemac. I observe your challenge, and I accept. Observe.. What county is Beanblossom in in IN in case you are in...terested in going in...to that town in IN? Touche? (Dad )

OT: Hee, hee, hee! (deemac )

I'd ID I.D., lived in Boise *Cool* (deemac )

But I left 'cos the place was too noisy (deemac )

ME went to see MD / for a CT scan, you see. (Dad )

(OH, ID limp which affected MI poise, see ) (Roscoe )

OT: on trying to assemble IKEA wardrobe ... (Roscoe )

No matter how simple instructions are (Roscoe )

To misunderstanding that's still no bar. (Roscoe )

Last page, wardrobe job / Said 'Now screw on your knob' (deemac )

You'll get busted doing that while wearing Mylar. (Dad )

Plus there's dowels and five screws in the jar *Sad* (Roscoe )

Now wear Mylar pouch to cover the scar (deemac )

But my love life's still well below par (Roscoe )

She left her home in a flash (Alala )

Her belongings she turned into cash. (Alala )

Was it something nefarious? /. Perhaps her contrariousness? (Dad )

And why now does she sport large moustache? (Roscoe )

*Laugh* (Dad )

Why did she make a quick dash? (deemac )

With rumours, the place is awash (deemac )

Was “she" really Maxwell Q Klinger from M*A*S*H? (deemac )

Another *Laugh* (Dad )

2023 Quill Nominee. (deemac )

Said a guy, "Folk say, Sex is a thrill" (deemac )

But it's nothing like being up for a Quill! *StarStruck* (deemac )

I'm proud of the nomination // 'Tis more than a decoration (Dad )

Thanks to Dad, Roscoe, Alala and Lill. ... Whaddya mean, "Who's Lill?" Why she's the cleaning lady who keeps this place decent, of course... well, sort of.. (deemac )

A leprechaun I knew, name of Pat (deemac )

Loved a pint o' Guinness and a Chat (Hope Wondering )

"Tis an odd thing," said he, (Soldier_Mike )

"Some humans still chase me." (Dad )

"For the gold spent years ago, nothing flat." (Dad )

Barefoot in the kitchen one night (Hope Wondering )

a single Leggo that I didn't sight. (Dad )

Without even a hiccup / I just picked that brick up (deemac )

An avoided disaster my plight? (Dad )

A writer of little renown (Soldier_Mike )

Wore pantaloons 'neath his ev'ning gown (Dad )

Always dressed in such fashion / For a night's keyboard bashin' (deemac )

a Darcy meets Elizabeth smackdown (Hope Wondering )

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