A Linerick is a Limerick written one piece at a time! |
WELCOME TO LINERICKS ... that's Limericks written a line or two at a time!
So whether you're that Old Lady from Aachen or that Young Man from Zurich or indeed anyone from anywhere in between, if you're addicted to Limericks, just add your line whenever! NOTES: For a quick refresher on how best to structure a Limerick, check out https://tinyurl.com/ykmpx2ym PLEASE DO NOT POST COMPLETE LIMERICKS. The main purpose of the In&Out is to share the blame fun, so please add just one piece at a time. If a fifth line has already been posted, please go ahead and start the next one off. OR ... feel free to add an alternative/additional fifth line if you like! To make for easier reading, please colour tag each first line. Linericks should be witty, with plenty of euphemisms and innuendo. Our 18+ rating means bawdiness is OK, but not as a substitute for cleverness; so please, NO gratuitous lewdness. PS: Having fun is compulsory! |
The questions this raises multiply (Dad ) The queries begin / with who, what, and when (Dad ) But don't say them out loud, or you'll die (PiriPica ) OT: Not sure why I'm doing this. Participation seems to be down a bit, but what the hell. I went to the town of Beanblossom.. It exists. It's in Southern Indiana. (Dad ) Had a strange resemblance to a pile of flotsam. (Dad ) I collected some jetsam (Roscoe ) Which I stored in my stetson (Roscoe ) OT: perhaps these rhymes show why participation is down! (Roscoe ) Jetsam's in in IN, folk there think it's awesome. OT: Any of you wordsmiths beat 3 in's in a row? Three outs in a row? Three anythings in a row? (deemac ) O.T.: OK, deemac. I observe your challenge, and I accept. Observe.. What county is Beanblossom in in IN in case you are in...terested in going in...to that town in IN? Touche? (Dad ) OT: Hee, hee, hee! (deemac ) I'd ID I.D., lived in Boise (deemac ) But I left 'cos the place was too noisy (deemac ) ME went to see MD / for a CT scan, you see. (Dad ) (OH, ID limp which affected MI poise, see ) (Roscoe ) OT: on trying to assemble IKEA wardrobe ... (Roscoe ) No matter how simple instructions are (Roscoe ) To misunderstanding that's still no bar. (Roscoe ) Last page, wardrobe job / Said 'Now screw on your knob' (deemac ) You'll get busted doing that while wearing Mylar. (Dad ) Plus there's dowels and five screws in the jar (Roscoe ) Now wear Mylar pouch to cover the scar (deemac ) But my love life's still well below par (Roscoe ) She left her home in a flash (Alala ) Her belongings she turned into cash. (Alala ) Was it something nefarious? /. Perhaps her contrariousness? (Dad ) And why now does she sport large moustache? (Roscoe ) (Dad ) Why did she make a quick dash? (deemac ) With rumours, the place is awash (deemac ) Was “she" really Maxwell Q Klinger from M*A*S*H? (deemac ) Another (Dad ) . (deemac ) Said a guy, "Folk say, Sex is a thrill" (deemac ) But it's nothing like being up for a Quill! (deemac ) I'm proud of the nomination // 'Tis more than a decoration (Dad ) Thanks to Dad, Roscoe, Alala and Lill. ... Whaddya mean, "Who's Lill?" Why she's the cleaning lady who keeps this place decent, of course... well, sort of.. (deemac ) A leprechaun I knew, name of Pat (deemac ) Loved a pint o' Guinness and a Chat (Hope Wondering ) "Tis an odd thing," said he, (Soldier_Mike ) "Some humans still chase me." (Dad ) "For the gold spent years ago, nothing flat." (Dad ) Barefoot in the kitchen one night (Hope Wondering ) a single Leggo that I didn't sight. (Dad ) Without even a hiccup / I just picked that brick up (deemac ) An avoided disaster my plight? (Dad ) A writer of little renown (Soldier_Mike ) Wore pantaloons 'neath his ev'ning gown (Dad ) Always dressed in such fashion / For a night's keyboard bashin' (deemac ) a Darcy meets Elizabeth smackdown (Hope Wondering ) Total Displayed: 50 |