"Banjaxed:; a remarkable term / more like it's been hit by a worm (bumblegrum (aka Grum) )

I say Dam but I ain't Dutch from Amster (deemac back May 25 )

You and your pranks! All pranksters (Thankful Sonali-6 Years on WDC )

I would rather be involved with some spanksters (Steve Ellen )

We could play patty-pats / With paddles and hats (Steve Ellen )

And then play at nude cops 'n gangsters. (deemac back May 25 )

Nude cops have a special probe (Dad )

for secret hiding places of the disrobed (Dad )

And that is why Dad...wants to be bad (Alala )

I'd pinch him on the ear lobe! (Thankful Sonali-6 Years on WDC )

When a gal gives Dad's earlobe a pinch (deemac back May 25 )

His lobulus grows by an inch (deemac back May 25 )

His tragus expands / He makes strange demands (Steve Ellen )

"C'mon 'ere tae me dear, fur a winch  " (Roscoe )

Now winching is fine for the Scots (bumblegrum (aka Grum) )

They keep it in earthenware pots (bumblegrum (aka Grum) )

But it seems a mean prank / to play on us Yanks (Dad )

Which winching would we be talking about? (Alala )

The young lad was caught jumping fences (Alala )

And chasing the girls, he liked winching wenches (Alala )

Till a wench said, "I'd winch / If you grew one more inch" (deemac back May 25 )

which she repeated in several tenses. (bumblegrum (aka Grum) )

There is a winching glitch (Alala )

What if the wench you are winching is a witch (Alala )

Make no sarky remark / about Dee's cutty sark   (Roscoe )

(Alala )

Dee's now flown! And not wearing a stitch!  (Roscoe )

Oh, yes! We call Dee the Streak! (Dad )

News reports will be filed all next week! (Roscoe )

About dee being flighty / While not wearing his nightie (Roscoe )

He resembles Tziovas - the sexiest Greek! (Thankful Sonali-6 Years on WDC )

More like Jagannath than Greek, I should say (bumblegrum (aka Grum) )

Yes, strong family resemblance okay    (Roscoe )

Uh? I have a doubt / Who are we talking about? (Thankful Sonali-6 Years on WDC )

Not me, I haven't been here all day. (Steve Ellen )

It was dee sans his nightie, I think (bumblegrum (aka Grum) )

Au naturel dee? I shan't sleep a wink! (Dad )

Such a disturbing picture / Shall surely make me sick, sir (Dad )

Well, Dad - dee's nightie is pink! (Thankful Sonali-6 Years on WDC )

Dee in pink nighties? Oh dear (bumblegrum (aka Grum) )

It's made me come over all queer (bumblegrum (aka Grum) )

Though dee claims it's short toga / Which he uses for yoga (Roscoe )

And bikram and tai chi, so I hear (Dad )

Must make clear dee is not homosexual (Roscoe )

Gay is fine, but our dee's more biceptual   (Roscoe )

(That in fact, is my frame / But we're both much the same...) (Roscoe )

so you're physical, not intellectual? (bumblegrum (aka Grum) )

Yo bro! Kant's Critique of Pure Reason (Roscoe )

Is, like, an ole guy, like, bun squeezin' (Roscoe )

It's not that Kant wouldn't / But he preferred couldn't (Steve Ellen )

Due to 'a posterior' lesion (Roscoe )

Now, let us all change the subject (Thankful Sonali-6 Years on WDC )

I discovered a funny new pub sect (Steve Ellen )

Down Pope Ale (just released) / And you're titular priest (Roscoe )

Hmmm. Deciding whether to reject or select! (Thankful Sonali-6 Years on WDC )

It's an int'resting subject is sects   (Roscoe )

That Roscoe brings up as a pretext (Dad )

A pretext for what, Dad? / Something that Roscoe's had? (Thankful Sonali-6 Years on WDC )

I cvan't help it, I must finish with SEX (bumblegrum (aka Grum) )

Grum declares he must finish with sex (Roscoe )

He's addicted? Is that the sub-text?  (Roscoe )

No, he meant his day / He ends them that way (Steve Ellen )

He meant he's celibate now, sex is ex! (Thankful Sonali-6 Years on WDC )

Sex with your ex can be fun! (Dad )

Dad - have you tried with someone? (Thankful Sonali-6 Years on WDC )

To confirm would be dumb / Best advised to keep schtum (Roscoe )

Why? Nobody here would rat to Mum! (Thankful Sonali-6 Years on WDC )

Pay uP Dad oR elSe MUM gEts thE PIX! (Roscoe )

Roscoe! You'll put Dad in a FIX! (Thankful Sonali-6 Years on WDC )

Blackmail poor old Dad? / My word, what a cad (bumblegrum (aka Grum) )

Signing note ain't the smartest of tricks .... (Roscoe )

OT: Roscoe: ROTFLMFAO tHanKS (Dad )

Adding sex can improve a dull story (Steve Ellen )

You think reading during sex hunky-dory?! (Roscoe )

My ex did her nails / while I poked her entrails (Dad )

S'why not? S'long's it ain't gory! (Dad )

OT - Is there anyone in Sydney, Australia? My friend Just an Ordinary Jyo is visiting Sydney in June, and could meet up with some Writing Dot Commers if they're around! (Thankful Sonali-6 Years on WDC )

OT Sorry, Sonali, I'm 1,000 kms to the west of Sydney (bumblegrum (aka Grum) )

I suspect Dad's technique's a bit rusty (bumblegrum (aka Grum) )

Well, actually, it's tried and trusty (Thankful Sonali-6 Years on WDC )

A nice way to say / It was good in its day (Steve Ellen )

Suffice to say - Dad's song is hearty and lusty! (Thankful Sonali-6 Years on WDC )

OT My cousin was flying Glasgow - Toronto. His Dad phoned a relative in Canada and asked could he collect from the airport. The relative replied, "You in Glasgow? Yes? Well, why don't you collect him yourself, you're nearer than me!" Big country Canada. (Roscoe )

OT I better delete that ramble before dee gets back ... (Roscoe )

We can't risk the wrath of the dee. (bumblegrum (aka Grum) )

So Roscoe, prepare now to flee (bumblegrum (aka Grum) )

I've nothing to fear / the Mustang's got four gears (Dad )

Any chance Dad you could collect me? (Roscoe )

All of you must not run away! (Thankful Sonali-6 Years on WDC )

That'll leave me with no one to play! (Thankful Sonali-6 Years on WDC )

No reason to grieve / I'll get you and Steve (Dad )

Get us what? In trouble today? (Steve Ellen )

Tonight is the night said the lovely meter maid, Rita (Alala )

Takes a ride in Dad's four-seatah (Thankful Sonali-6 Years on WDC )

The moon will shine on us / And we'll have this bonus: (Steve Ellen )

Could anything truly be sweeter? (bumblegrum (aka Grum) )

"Love is all in the mind," says the cynic (bumblegrum (aka Grum) )

on the way to the STD clinic (bumblegrum (aka Grum) )

Get a shot for the syph / tho' the price is quite stiff (Dad )

The price paid when foul Lust does Love mimic (Roscoe )

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