A snapshot of my Creative Auction item from the Writing.com 2006 Convention. It was titled "Problematic Contents," and its contents are as follows:

A framed copy of 10 Chuck Norris facts and an XL T-shirt with more Chuck Norris facts

Unfinished copies of "The Procrastinator's Handbook" and "Finding Success as a Slacker" written by yours truly and to be finished at a later date

The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead by Max Brooks

How to Rule the World: A Handbook for the Aspiring Dictator by Andre de Guillaume

A miniature rubber chicken

Fanny Floss

fake dog poo

a Whoopie Cushion

a deck of dirty joke playing cards

various magnets of a problematic nature, including "Support Farting" and "I'm only speeding cause I really have to poop." vehicle decorations