Here at Allegheny, there's this little thing called the Senior Comp.

It's an undergraduate thesis, actually. A fifty-or-more-page paper that sucks up a lot of time. If you're me, it sucked up a year and a half of time. But once it's bound and turned in, it's kind of a tradition that the bar becomes your favorite place by default.

And, yes. The bar and I have made very good friends this year.

Note to everyone out there: double-fisting is not always a good idea.