"YO NARUTO!! HOWS IT..." You would have said more but just then you recive a foot to the face, more stecificly to the nose, that knocks you flat on your back.
"AGGHHHHH!! Grrrr, WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR!?!?" You said after sitting up.
"Who are you, where are you from and how do you know my name?"
"If it will keeping you from (ow!) breaking my nose (ow!) again ill tell you anything, (ow!) my name is Yo, (ow!) where im from your name is (ow!) common knoledge, (ow!) and as for where im from, (ow!) you'll never belive me. (ow!)"
"Try me."
"Alright I just hope that you (ow!) will (ow!) Belive It, (ow!) I came here through (ow!) a weird door in my house (ow!) that was never there before. (ow!) Man this hurts, (ow!) you kick hard ya know that?"
"Yes I do, now tell me the truth before I break it again."
"I'm telling you, (ow!) that is the truth. (ow!) Hold on a (ow!) second." You then tried to reposition your nose so it sets straight and will hopefully hurt less. "Ow, ow, ow, ow owoWOWOWOW. *crack* OOOOOWWWWWW..... wow, so much better." Since you dont have to see through a veil of pain you look around and find yourself in some woods you recognize. "Hey I recognize these woods. But wait, if were this close to the villadge shouldnt there be some Anbu members here by now?"
"There are, just look around you." "Who said that?"
"I did." said a figure that dropped from a near-by tree making you flinch. "And you are trespassing."
"Not exactly by choice but whatever. Im assuming that your gonna take me to the villadge in irons and subjugate me to your most *ahem* 'effective' means of interrogation to see how i got this close to the villadge undetected, correct? I can assure you that would yeid no more than in interrogation here, as im shure everyone has noticed i don't have any weapons, no kunais, no shurikens, not even a single paper-bomb. And if you dont belive me, call in Neji or Hinata, they could tell you that for fact thanks to their beaukugon."
"Alright we will."