Heavy metal love
She's my heavy metal love
Ooh yeah heavy metal love
She's my heavy metal love

“Beware! I will destroy the Earth! And no fat robot will stop me!”

“I’m not fat! I’m voluptuous!” Jenny screamed as she faced another wannabe alien invader on his warship high above earth. It was just another day for Jenny. Eat an enormous breakfast, go to school, have an enormous lunch, finish school, save the Earth and then get home in time for her enormous dinner. It was all typical, although a lot of her enemies were talking trash about her weight. She was used to bad guys insulting her, but they were all saying the same thing. Someone must have sent out a memo.

Striking a heroic pose, which caused her breast and belly to stick out, Jenny exclaimed, “Prepare for a beat down curtousy of the planet…”

GURGLE!

“Oops. Hehe, sorry. Shouldn’t have had that ten pound plate of refried beans,” Jenny said with a blush. Her belly continued to make sounds to her embarrassment. She was just about ready to leave and let Skyway Patrol handle this until her stomach settled, but then she felt a rumbling from her behind. Her eyes shot open as she let rip a huge fart.

PPPHHHUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPP!!!!

“AAAAAHHHH!!! THE ROBOT IS USING A HORRIBLE GAS WEAPON. IT’S SO AWFUL. RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!” As the hot, foul air spewed from Jenny’s fat ass, the alien invader fled to his escape pod. The fart lasted several minutes, continuing to whistle through the ship until it ended with one last toot. Jenny stood alone, dumbfounded by her victory.

“I think I’m just going to tell everyone I killed him with a my laser,” Jenny muttered, swearing to herself never to reveal how she had saved the earth with a big, stinky fart.


Yeah!
Heavy metal love
She's my heavy metal love
Ooh yeah heavy metal love
She's my heavy metal love


“Jenny, I need to tell you that you’re fat, but also that being fat might not be such a bad thing. I know that might not make sense but hear me out. You started eating to be attractive and you are, but your doing so by being this huge, sexy babe that has flab but knows how to use it. I know that magazines and television say that you need big boobs and a big butt, but thin everything else, but that’s wrong. You’re hot Jenny, I should know because I can’t take my eyes off of you. Yeah, I know that’s kind of weird because we’re friends and I’m kinda springing it on you, but I really like your new look. Maybe we could do something sometime like go see a movie or go out on a date or something. I’m not sure what I’m feeling right now Jenny. All I know is that all I’ve been able to think of is you and it’s driving me crazy so why don’t we give it a shot?”

Brad finished his speech and then sighed. That was hard, now he just had to do it in front of Jenny. He was standing outside her front door about to come clean about the truth about her and himself. He didn’t know how Jenny was going to react, but he hoped positively because he really didn’t want a killer robot to deal with. This was usually the time when Jenny binge ate, but he was sure she wouldn’t mind talking to him. Knowing her door was always open to him, he walked inside and called out to the fat robot that had invaded his every waking thought.

“Jenny?”


Heavy metal love
She's my heavy metal love
Ooh yeah heavy metal love
She's my heavy metal love