Summing up her anger and insanity built up from years of obsession in a feral shriek, Black Cuervo spread her wings and rocketed towards the causes. Most would be horrified by this sight, but not El Tigre, who ran straight for her. The two collided with such force, that most of the school was once more leveled by the shockwave. Through the rubble, the two made their way to the streets, propelled by Cuervo’s jetpack. Frida followed as she was somehow not buried under the tons on concrete around her “Wait up!”

Even as he felt the street being torn up beneath his feet, El Tigre just stared venomously at his psychotic villain. The two snarled at one another the whole time, with El Tigre eventually trying to growl louder than Cuervo, but then she actually roared at him, which made her head and teeth grow three times their size. After winning that contest, she then fired her lasers point blank at El Tigre, which knocked him up and out of the way, but he used his claw to grab the lens of her helmet, and tossed her in the opposite direction.

Meanwhile, cars were shaking on the side of the road as Frida came bounding down the street. She did her best to give chase, but while trying to reach the fight, Frida soon became astounded to find out that running wasn’t harder for someone as fat as her. In fact, now that she thought about it, she didn’t even feel tired.

“Wow, I can move!” Frida exclaimed. Finally she came to a halt just a few yards away from the superhero, super villain fight. Black Cuervo was hovering in the air and her lasers were raining down on El Tigre, who was narrowly dodging each blast by a hair each time. Even with Manny’s life in jeopardy, Frida still found it hard to believe that his greatest enemy was some random girl she had just-

“SUFFER!” Suddenly, Black Cuervo forced El Tigre to dodge another blast, only to use the time he was dodging to swoop down and punch him in the jaw. That one strike was like a wakeup call for Frida, as seeing Manny put through that reminded her of a pain she had long since forgotten. The finger paint thing, the kick me thing, the savage bear attack thing, the sawing through the legs of her chair thing!!!!!

“ZOE AVEZ!” before she could lay another blow on her future boyfriend/soon to be dead husband, Black Cuervo turned her focus to the girl who finally seemed to remember her name. Frida pointed an accusing finger “Now I remember you. You used to make my life miserable everyday. Why?! I never did anything to you, aside from forget you ever existed, what the hell is your problem?!”

“Aside from the fact that you are with Manny, why not you? From the day I first saw I felt this uncontrollable urge to torment you. Still, even with the enjoyment I got from your pain, I have no friends and have already been rendered a social outcast. I ask you, what have I done to deserve that?” Yes, that was Black Cuervo’s response.

“Hmm, you’re crazy, creepy, weird, you wear way too much makeup which makes you look crazier, creepier, and weirder, oh AND YOU’RE EVIL!” Frida told her. Her rival’s words boiled Zoe’s blood, mainly because it was pretty damn obvious that being evil had messed up her life in the first place. Like always though, she told herself that the sole cause of all her woes was the fat ass in front of her, and the next thing Frida knew, she had a laser to her head, a black glove gripping her threatening to burst top, and a crazy girl shouting right in her face “DO YOU EVER SHUT YOU’RE BIG, FAT MOUTH!!!???”

“Not when she’s a distraction!” she heard him say. Black Cuervo then got knocked away by a chain fist. Looking over to where it was linking back up, Frida got winked at by her super powered boyfriend. Unfortunately, El Tigre then spotted Cuervo flying again, and gave chase. She reached a nearby church, flew up into the tower, and screaming like a mad woman, ripped out the church’s bell and threw it!

“Frida!” El Tigre yelled, as he saw that thing wasn’t heading for him. Naturally Frida screamed upon seeing the bell, but rather than run, all she did was hold up her arms. The bell then reached her with a rather soft landing within her hands as Frida wound up catching the thing. Smiling, she realized she had forgotten she now had super strength “Oh yeah.”

“Manny, catch!” upon seeing Black Cuervo rocketing towards Manny again, Frida tossed the bell into the air just as he heard the jet boosters behind him. He leaped into the air and swiftly kicked the bell back down onto Cuervo.

As her screams rattled her metal prison, El Tigre kept things going by proceeding to wail on it. Much to Cuervo’s dismay and Frida’s joy, the villain’s eardrums were violently rattled. This was kept up for a few seconds, but any hope of ending this fight went away as Black Cuervo came bursting out of the bell thanks to her lasers.

The blast wave knocked El Tigre into a brick wall, and with incredible rage-induced speed, Cuervo started beating him to death. Soon his blood was painting the sidewalk.

“MANNY!” Frida shouted. Even with her powers, the sheer brutality of the fight had her paralyzed in fear. However, just when it looked like the final blow was about to be given, the sound of that annoying voice caused Cuervo to fly at Frida. Upon hitting the ground, Manny immediately rose.

“NO!” he shouted. Holding out his hand, he fired out one of his claws like a bullet, and it hit Black Cuervo’s jetpack, dead center. The damaged equipment sent her once again darting through the sky in erratic patterns as her targets could only watch from the ground. All of a sudden, she flew straight into a propane truck which exploded on impact!

El Tigre and Frida just stood there and watched the flames dance, unable to believe what had just happened. Then, as impossible as it was, Zoe reappeared and was seen walking out of the fiery blaze. Her costume was ripped, but her armor was mostly intact, and her helmet was gone. Her stare was cold, and Manny and Frida kept their eyes fixated on the seething girl, but then saw her drop to her hands and knees.

“Frida, let me handle this.” El Tigre held his arm out to block her. The experienced hero rushed over to make sure this wasn’t a trick. As he approached, he did see him enemy move, but it was only because her body was lightly trembling as she sobbed.

“Zoe?” hearing the voice of the boy she wanted made her lift her head. Her mascara was running and she looked like an absolute wreck, but El Tigre still looked at her sympathetically. As he placed his hand on her shoulder, she asked “Why? Why does it have to be this way? Why can’t you just be mine?!”

“Zoe, you know the answer.” Even in her emotional state, El Tigre told her the truth. Zoe appreciated that, and rather than embracing the sexy teen hero, she instead hugged herself for comfort.

“I know, but I can’t help myself. It’s the same for my mom and mi abuela. Once we have a taste of you Rivera men, we want more.” Her sobs returned, and Manny felt so bad for her. Three generations of women had lost their sanities all because of a fixation they had on his family. Well he thought, at least this one realized she had a problem.

He got down on one knee, placed his other hand on her shoulder, and turned her towards him. Her eyes could only see him now. “Zoe, listen to me. If you really want to stop this, I can help you. This hasn’t been great for me either, and I’ll do what ever it takes to help you. We’ll get you on a better, but still bad path, and you’ll be back to robbing banks in no time. Maybe you’ll even meet a nice bad guy along the way. Just tell me you want to change and I’ll make sure it happens.” He said. Although not directed at her, Frida’s heart swelled until it was bigger than her butt as Manny’s own big heart reached out to the tragic villain.

“Well gee when you put it like that, FUCK YOU!!!!!” the deadliest looking pink laser was abruptly fired by the still loony villain, but while El Tigre was able to leap out of the way, Cuervo’s blast hit Frida, and knocked her into another propane truck which was just right behind her.

BOOM!

”FRIDA!!!!” El Tigre shouted. There was no time to mourn though, as he was grappled by the neck an thrown to the ground by Zoe. She then beat him like he did the bell, pounding her fist into him until his blood splashed against her face. An insane giggle turned into laughter as Zoe realized she had finally won.

“At last! You’re all mine, and now, you’ll be mine forever.” She told him whispering that last part creepily into his ear. El Tigre wasn’t dead, but even if he was awake he’d be too weak to move. So, Zoe unhooked a latch on the back of her costume causing the whole thing to fall off.

She lied herself onto her Manny, lovingly stroking his bleeding wounds, until rubbing between his legs. As she used her free hand to work his belt, Zoe licked her lips.

“Get away from him you bitch.” Zoe gasped, it couldn’t be. The naked crazy turned her head and witnessed Frida emerging from the fire, ready to kick some ass, and wearing only her goggles.