Happily she hummed as she skipped along her way, delighted by just the thought of what tomorrow may bring. Amy Rose was a naturally upbeat girl, but not even the worst day ever could wipe the smile off her face right now. A while ago, she had gotten a phone call from Rouge the Bat; that in itself was really weird, and Amy really didn’t feel like talking that big boobed bimbo. She never did fully trust the shady bat, and would really like to know who gave Rouge her phone number, but before she could hang up, Rouge gave her a very tempting offer.

Now anyone with a brain cell knows that Amy wants Sonic to be the father of her babies, a fact that Rouge could use to mock her in any shape or form, but this time, it seemed like she wanted them to be on friendlier terms, because she actually offered to help. Yes, Rouge had called Amy and said that if she followed her advice, she would know exactly how to make herself irresistible to Sonic.

“I’m not gonna dress up like some floozy.” Was what Amy had told her, but shockingly, that didn’t get Rouge to hang up, and instead convinced her to come over so the lesson could begin. Now, Amy knew Rouge; she typically didn’t do anything unless it benefited her somehow, but TECHNICALLY, they were friends, and she wasn’t the type for practical jokes, so here Ms. Rose was, trotting over to Rouge’s doorstep, practically giddy at the thought of Sonic drooling over, proclaiming “Sonic, soon you will be mine!”

“What are YOU doing here?!” the amount of venom just spat towards her could kill Amy in an instant; well that and the look she was getting. Finally popping her eyes open, the hedgehog girl gasped to see a familiar mongoose girl standing at her destination. She and Mina had been rivals for Sonic’s heart ever since they had met the blue blur, and in an instant, Amy was right in her face, barking the same question to her.

“Rouge called me, you freaky stalker!” Mina said, making her rival gasp at such an insulation….even if it was entirely true. Immediately though, she glared right back into Mina’s eyes and jabbed her in the chest “Yeah? Well your brain must be as tiny as your boobs, because Rouge called me.”

“She called all of us.” Just as Mina was tearing up over her underdevelopment, the two turned to see two other familiar faces, which Amy addressed “Fiona? Blaze? What are you guys doing here?” the fox wound up answering for her “Rouge offered me a chance to become a guy magnet like her. Then I’ll finally get Tails all to myself.” Her eyes became all mushy and dreamy as she stared off into space, which the girls did happily smile over.

“Wait, who do you like Blaze?” Amy asked, but before the princess could answer, she was interrupted by another “WHAT?!” Everyone’s head swerved to see the world’s biggest headache before them, Sally Acorn herself, who looked positively steamed at the sight of two girls in particular, both of which simultaneously said “OH COME ON!” Amy however shoved Mina hard enough to knock her onto her butt and stomped over to little miss perfect, jabbing her finger up at the taller girl “Listen you, let’s get something straight. Sonic is MY MAN, NOT YOURS! So you’ve two seconds to hightail it outta here before I flatten you with my hammer.”

“Do you have any idea who you are talking to?” Sally spoke appalled. No one spoke to her like that, especially not Amy Rose. This girl had always been a pain in her ass; going on and on about how she deserved Sonic and not her. So Sally had a tendency to string Sonic along from time to time, so what?

Before Amy could pull out the ‘You are a total skank for walking around wearing only a jacket’ card, suddenly the door the bat that had called them creaked open. None of the girls were even close to touching the knob, and with no wind, they suddenly grew very silent. Forgetting their squabbles, they headed in and as soon as the last of them entered, the door slammed shut. Everything was dark, and Blaze was the only one able to speak up “Uh, Rouge?”

“Hello girls,” her voice could make men melt and women turn green with envy, but as the lights flipped on and the host revealed herself, her voice was the last thing on their minds.