"Ready or not Beetlejuice, here I come." Lydia hopped onto her bike outside the school and quickly zoomed off. Even with the rest of her mind back in control, her self control was definately in last place. All Lydia cared about was satisfieng both of her hungers, and not even wild sandworms could keep her away.
Already she was forming the plan in her head. It was pretty much the same that she had all along, only this time, subtlety was no longer an option. She knew that if she layed on the heavy moves, there was no way Beetlejuice could say no to her.

Speaking of heavy, it was kind of awkward for Lydia to ride her back now with her formerly Claire filled gut. Aside from stretching her blouse, the added weight caused her to swerve along the way, but her determination kept her from falling. Her loins were far too hot to let something like falling on the ground to get her to stop.

She didn't, even for a moment worry about anybody finding out she was gone, or about Claire. What's the worst she could get, a few detentions? Plus, by the time Claire 'showed up', she wouldn't be able to be identified.

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"Mr. Chambers! Don't get on that ship! The rest of the book, it...it's a cookbook!" Mr. Chambers's face dropped as the scary music played.
"No! No!!! Help!!" He fights, but is no match for the 9 foot aliens. They force him onto the ship, not even concerned if anybody else heard him.

"Ahahahaha, man, this shows older than me," Beetlejuice turned into an old man "and it's still funny. *cough* *wheeze*". He was watching an old episode of the Twilight Zone, "To serve man". Seeing human beings put through misery, usually done by him, always tickled his funny bone. This one took the cake though, because of the sheer stupidity. I mean, who would be dumb enough to fall for a trick, done by somebody who only seems to want to do good things for you?

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At last Lydia had arrived home. Her father was at work, but she still had to sneak past her mom. Peering through the kitchen window, she saw that her mom was conveniently turning on the blender. As the loud blades began to tear apart the fruit, the noise covered up Lydia opening the door. She rushed up the stairs, her belly jiggled the whole way, as anticipation rushed over her. Now that the moment had come, she couldn't stop smiling. However, by the time she reached the mirror, she took a deep breath. It was time for the giddy, childish Lydia to go away, and make room, for the new woman that was now Lydia Deetz.

*Knock Knock*
"Huh?" Beetlejuice turned his attention away from his show to see a familiar face peering in through a small mirror in his house.
"Lyds? You got out early?" Beetlejuice asked. Either way, he didn't care, he was just happy that she was free from the prison of higher learning.
"It doesn't matter, I'm just glad to see you." Lydia smiled.
"Ahh." Beetlejuice blushed.
"So, what has the ghost with most been up to?" Lydia leaned forward.
"Not much babes, just watching a scary show. Hey, you ever wonder why nobody sees that guy in the suit?" A suit appeared on Beetlejuice, but before he could deliver a monologue, Lydia giggled.
"What?" Beetlejuice asked. He hadn't even done anything yet.
"You called me babes, I really like it when you say that." Beetlejuice thought he saw Lydia bat an eyelash, but he shook his head.
"Uh, okay. Guess I'll start using it more." Two cards with "Babes" and "Lyds" appeared in his hands. He scribbled out the one that said Lyds. Soon afterwords though, he noticed something about Lydia.

"Babes! You're gut!" Beetlejuice couldn't believe his eyes. From where he was standing, it looked like Lydia had swallowed a basketball.
"Oh right," Lydia patted her belly "This is actually why I came to talk to you.".
"AH Lyds, don't tell me your-" He was quickly cut off. "Calm down Beetlejuice, I'm not in trouble....at least not that kind of trouble." Lydia said.
"Phew, that's a relief, but how'd you get so..." He didn't want to use the word.
"Big?" Lydia smiled.
"Yeah." Beetlejuice said.
"I ate Claire." Lydia came right out and said it.

"Huh?" Now he was really confused.
"You don't get it. Well, remember when I got drenched in the Tummy Tonic?" Lydia asked. Beetlejuice smacked his head.
"But Lyds, you didn't really...." Beetlejuice had seen a lot of strange things, but this was just....woah.
"It's true Beetlejuice. I gobbled her up, and this is all that's left of her." Lydia patted her belly, smirking. Before Beetlejuice could respond, Lydia started up again. From now on, she would do the talking.

"And let me tell you BJ, she was, delicious. I never knew something could taste so good. That's not even the best part though. As I ate her, the feel of her passing through my lips and struggles inside made me very, hot. As I sucked and licked her naughty parts, all I could think about was how turned on I was. As she begged for mercy, I gladly pleasured myself. All I could think about was lust. Well, lust and...." Lydia loved the shocked expression on the ghost's face. In all the years they had known each other, I guess he never thought goody goody Lydia could be capable of such heinous, and naughty crimes. Not only that, but Beetlejuice's head was finally wrapping around what Lydia wanted now.
"Okay, something's rotten around here, and for once it isn't me." Beetlejuice deduced, responding with a joke to try and calm himself down. Lydia just kept smiling, and said the magic B-word.

"Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!!!"

In flash, Lydia appeared in his living room. Her belly easily stretching out her pancho.
"Enough talk, I think you know what I want." Beetlejuice watched as Lydia latched onto him, and locked lips with him!
He tried to tell her to stop, but she refused to break the kiss.
As they staggered off screen, the camera moved back to the tv.

"How about you? You still on Earth or on the ship with me? Really doesn't make much difference because sooner or later, we'll all of us be on the menu...all of us."