Tails and his new villainous friends made their way off the golf course. They eventually arrived at a snack bar. In front of it were plenty of tables with patio umbrellas, and seated at one of them was Bowser's former minion.

"There she is." said the koopa king. Tails looked to where he was pointing, but Birdo spotted them first, and upon seeing an unfamiliar face with Bowser, she acted on her old insticts and launched an egg out of her big mouth.
*CRACK!*
Before Tails knew what was happening, he had a an oversized egg hit him right on the noggin.

"Woah, hold it!" Bowser spoke up. Staring down at his new friend, it was hard not to laugh. The little fox was on his back and moaning, while half of an egg shell covered his head down to his nose. Thick and sticky yolk dripped down from it, only adding to the comedic effect.

"That's all yolks." any laughter to come was quickly dashed though when Wario told that lame joke. Fortunately Bowser smacked him in the back of the head before turning his attention back to Birdo.

"This guy's with us you dimwitted Birdo." Bowser explained.
"Oh, sorry." jumping off her chair, Birdo rushed over to her old boss, Mario's evil twin, and the guy with an egg shell cracked on his head. By the time she got to them, Tails was starting to come to. As he sat up, she knealed down and helped him get the egg shell off his head.

"Are you okay?" she asked him.
"Yeah, I'm fine. I just-...." Tail's words died on his tongue once he was able to see once again. Upon which, he gazed upon a creature the likes of which he had never seen.
Birdo was actually the name of the species she was, but a bird was the last thing she reminded Tails of. Last he checked they didn't have pink scales on their body or white ones on their belly.
He also took notice of the wide, funnel like mouth that fired that overgrown omlette at his head, and the large red bow she wore on her head.

Despite Birdo's odd appearance, Tails did not stop talking because he saw her as this bizarre and ugly beast, but rather he saw her as a very remarkable sight.
Despite coming from a world filled with anthropromorphic animals, he was actually very different from everyone around him.
He had two tails for crying out loud.
Now suddenly, here was this creature who looked so different even compared to everyone else in the Mushroom Kingdom. Whether it was her mouth, that bow, or those large and sparkling eyes, Tails had never seen anything like her.

While the villains wondered what was with the silent treatment, Birdo hushed up because of the same reason Tails had.
Working for Bowser, she had seen and sometimes worked with the weirdest and scariest creatures in eight worlds. Watching the Brawl Tournament had done the same.
Yet despite being used to odd sights, something about Tails caught her eye. The color of his fur was a lovely shade of yellow, with that little patch of white on is chest, and it looked so fluffy and soft. That little nose looked so small and cute.
Of course what really got her attention were the two tails he posessed. Like him, she to had often felt like the odd one around every other mushroom person or koopa, but now she was looking at someone who seemed to have the same level of weird as she did, and something else about him that intrigued her that she couldn't quite put her finger on.
The moment she looked into his blue eyes, she was absolutely speechless.

"Hi." Tails finally said. Unfortunately it was all he could think of at the moment.
"Hi." Birdo did the same, actually blushing lightly as she did.
As they stared at one another, the two did not notice the two villains of the Mushroom Kingdom staring at them. Wario gave Bowser a look that said "Are you seeing what I'm seeing?" and Bowser responded with an "Oh yeah." look.

Before those two could take advantage of this moment though, this ogling session came to an end with a sudden tremor.
"What's happening?" Tails asked as he fell down. Every other second there came what felt like a mini earthquake. On a nearby table, a glass of water rippled with every vibration.
While everyone else lost their footing, Bowser remained standing, but even he was not ready for what was coming.

"K-K...Kootie Pie?!!" he muttered. As flabbergasted as he was, it only got stranger as she lumbered closer. His "little" brat of a daughter was not so little anymore.
Wendy Kootie Pie Koopa was now an enormous mass of jiggly, scaley fat. She was so large, bigger than Bowser!
Her huge belly bounced and wobbled with every step she took. Sitting on top of it was her now very big, very impressive rack, with a valley of clevage that someone like Mario could get lost in. Her arms were now pillars of fat, as were her legs, only they were on a much larger scale. They left a impression in the ground with every step she took, and their fat had started to overflow from her high heels. If Wendy turned around, Tails and the others would be staring at the biggest butt any of them had ever seen, and one that made Peach's look microscopic in comparison. If her tail hadn't expanded, it would have been lost between those boulder like cheeks. The enormous booty was bigger than Peach, Sonic, and Tails combined!

However humongous Kootie Pie was though, what really got everyone's attention was what was dangling from her mouth. Two legs covered by a yellow dress kicked wildly as the person they were attached to screamed inside her mouth. Once the Koopa Kid came to a stop, causing her whole body to wobble and shake, she nonchalantly took one more swallow and sent her meal kicking and screaming into her belly.
As the bulge traveled down her massive frame, Tails and company saw what looked like Yoshi's outline in her gut!

" *UUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRP!!* " that massive belch almost sent everyone flying.
"Like, excuse me. Hi daddy." Wendy spoke. At this time everyone, especially Bowser had tons of questions.
How did Wendy get so fat? Could they save who she had just eaten?
What Tails and Birdo were wondering though was if they could get out of this without becoming the second course.